Oh wait......

Eirteacher comments on Jun 18, 2018:

Only in my dreams.

When I was asked what my religion was

Eirteacher comments on Jun 18, 2018:

I am going to steal this.

It's Sunday Bitches

Eirteacher comments on Jun 18, 2018:

And if you don't pay up, me and my Dad will send you to Hell.

Cute Lil guy

Eirteacher comments on Jun 18, 2018:

What a cute little guy. Just enough there to make one BLT.

Lack of Hairnets

Eirteacher comments on Jun 18, 2018:

Wait until you see how the chef makes the donuts.

Wholesome. (No, really.)

Eirteacher comments on Jun 18, 2018:

When you say "fuck a duck". he gets so scared.

Damn girl...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Is her name Carrie?

Get rid of those bulging chests....right.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

The lab technicians beat the shit out of the co-worker who came up with this invention.

You ruined it.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Now you ruined it for everyone.

Because it's father's day.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

That's my work out.

I don’t wanna know

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

This is the gas prices are up again sign.

Sammich me

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Words of wisdom from Mitt the Twitt.

Girlfriend Calculations

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

When he get it figured out he promised they will get marred.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

They bake donuts. But do the bake wedding cakes for gays?

Maybe I should stand next to this display.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

What does D do?

Where Ant Man Went to College

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

But it has a large student body.

Free estimate

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

I just sent him a picture of my tail pipe.

How we should teach children

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

This is more of a college subject.

Elbow Job...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

It's a start.

Another Promising Actor Ruined

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Good bear gone bad.

Wholesome. (No, really.)

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Like the farm boy said. "I need some corn for my duck"

Good enough for me.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

A lock only keeps an honest man honest.

Hold On Babe!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Too late.

She is the best!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

DANGER Grammar Nazi alert.

The last post I'll make (I think) for that special someone...?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Your attitude is quite atrocious.

Some just don't get it

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Light weight winos.

You're welcome

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Susej deid rof ruoy snis. Sounds like a Roy Snis quote: Sausage deed ----- rough.

Well that's handy.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

A tree with its own fertilizer deposit hole.

Old magazine cover

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

You could have just bought her a burrito.

Well Played

Eirteacher comments on Jun 17, 2018:

You will have read the book to find out if it was as good as the movie.

Be positive

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

But don't go to the beach.

Oh hell no, this is not the Stepford Wives.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

More like eight learn the hard way lessons. The snap of the fingers is guaranteed to set the wife off every time.

Would be interesting trying to give this guy a wedgie.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

I think he is talking to his tailor now.

Double standard

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Most white people are smart enough to know this. The raciest bigots are trying to justify their existence.

How sweet!!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

What a thoughtfull man.

Technology has come a long way

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

It must be getting the job done. Because they have beaten every country that has tried to conquer them.

Don't Bogart that seagull.... Mike Tyson.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Ear Biter Mike loves his pigeons

Another Geological Period Seldom Discussed

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

It will be sex, sex, sex, with a Tyrannosaurs Rex.

Nothing to See Here

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Welcome to Arizona.

Big Mutts are The Best

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Big Mutts drive me nuts.

Present company excluded!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

He would be saying very large stinky pieces of shit under the present administration.

I am not Impressed

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Remember. The boy Hershey's have nuts.

Better Biology Terms

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Now if we would have had these symbols when I took Biology, I would have gotten an A.

I also have a shovel

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

If there is a choice. I take the To-kill-ya

Photoshop is so handy.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Those thoughts and prayers are working.

Classic...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

What about the unicorns?

New phone who dis?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Jesus Christ. Get a smart phone.

@erictrommater this buds for you

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

That didn't make her bad. Just popular.

Some people do it the hard way

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

The hard part is holding that position until the balloon pops.

I'm going to the store... want anything?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Maybe their hoses don't work.

Don't Do It.....

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Put it where?

What happened to the dog?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Now that's puppy love.

Sun block? more like total eclipse....

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Like they say. "Warm in the winter, Shade in the Summer."

Another mandatory Caturday post

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

She is Queen of her castle. And don't you forget it.

Not Canadian but...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Maple Leaf, Eh, Hockey Puck Douchebag Donny is a stupid fuck. Go Canada.

Money is the Root of All Evil

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Repair Bill

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

A good rule is. If you can't fix it. Fuck it up so no one else can fix it.

Doing Nothing

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

I quit one time. Then I had to start all over.

Makes far more sense.....

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Live long and prosper.

Oh the horror

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Thumbs down. She is just no fun at all.

Interweb shopping

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Steal one. Then ask God for forgiveness. You will be money ahead.

Don't Forget Your Flotation Device(s)

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

I'll just hang on to her. Thank you.

That and weed... everyone knows I'ma have some weed

Eirteacher comments on Jun 16, 2018:

They would have to drain the lake for me to catch a fish.

Kind of funny

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

They will boost you from "C" to Double "D".

Not sure that's how it works

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Your full of something alright.

Shark Has Skill

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Those flying fish aren't going to have all the fun.

Look into the future

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

And your sex future is looking good.

Well not my mom. I guess it's me, as a mom, lol

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

And who is to question Mom?

Some silly things we say.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Pretty soon Baboon.

Things I Have in Common With a Racoon.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I'm 7 for 7.

Reading Nook Nay or Yay

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

A nice nook for some nookie.

The Smell of Rain....

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Conserve water. Shower with a friend.

She's got two of those...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Twice the fun.

Adult cereals.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

The breakfast menu. When eating at the "Y" Diner

Hold on tight!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Nice handle bars.

What kind of biking is this?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 15, 2018:

That would be a wild ride.

The Last Two

Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:

I want Kim on my dodge ball team.

Hedehog Went to Far

Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:

But is hope because there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Shins are Useful

Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:

They are also great for finding trailer hitch balls.

True! LOL

Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Then there are the honey badgers. Mean little sons of bitches.

Haggling is a lost art form

Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:

What a bargan.

Another life hack

Eirteacher comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Better then being built over the commode.

Autocorrect

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

I'd comment but I have to run.

Wise Advice

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

And don't take a dump out doors with your spurs on.

Baby Hands Donnie

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

He needs to translating Canadian in to English.

The Dark Side of old wisdom sayings

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Who is the one in the middle tRump?

Infinite Space

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

OK I guess.

Makes total sense!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

The lesbians sure through a curve into that formula.

Do you swear?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Hey motherfucker, I'm an sailor, what do you think.

Punctuation can be your friend.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Don't let those cannibals eat the dogs.

Zed's dead, baby

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Must be one of tRumps opioids.

That moment

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Little Joey grew up to be a gynecologist.

And the Winner is...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

When he get to the camp. His name will be standing tall.

Jesus knew dad jokes?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Jesus meets Bob. One of the Drowning boys. Bob up and down in the water.

Someone's not happy.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

OK! A special order of people shit for you is on it's way.

Cat is Fully Charged!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 12, 2018:

When the eyes turn red, your kitty is fully charged.

Talking about their generation!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Stand back and watch, Numbnuts.

I love...pancakes!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:

What pancakes???????

The stalker song!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Nu Fukin Chit

How many here support Trump?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Maybe you tRump lovers can move to Russia with the draft dodging son of a bitch. He is nothing but Putin's puppet and a god damn traitor.