Oh no 🤦‍♂️ what are MAGA tRumpidiots going to do? They are stuck inside the store.

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

As long as those morons are in that store they're contained and isolated from the rest of us.

Plunging into the pun job.

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

I think Betty is just letting her artistic side out. I'd love to see what she can do for the halloween buffet.

With a little luck by the end of next week we will see Republican terrorists back in front of the ...

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

Misery loves company.

The humour is a s black as his clothing

EricJones comments on May 22, 2024:

Wingsuits are only good if you know how to use them.

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

I think somebody is trying to tell Juan he needs to think about like maybe going on a diet?

Now you, you watch me not care..

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

Prince charmings chances with snow white are gonna be zero if he uses that alarm clock.

Way to go out!!!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

Florida wants to ban cookbooks with southern fried chicken recipes.

Finally, an arrest

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

They're gonna have to lay him down in the back seat to get him in the car.

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

EricJones comments on May 21, 2024:

That chainsaw guy needs to pay a visit to the old testicle.

Doctor's orders!!!

EricJones comments on May 19, 2024:

Why do I have this strange urge to turn it on at top apeed.

Lock him up already!

EricJones comments on May 19, 2024:

So that's the entertainment for barrons graduation party

Presidential legacies....

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

And don't forget all the buildings he had built that used to have his name in big letters all over them.

Starting young these days

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

Just wait till they burn a hole through his diaper.

Do you always follow rules?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

Oh, yea-I've seen that before. And inspectors would nail him for the mask too.

I need this cup…

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

There are days..... Sell these things in the senior center.

Here come the clowns...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

Please, put it on, it might help

It's tough love

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

I think mom suspects something......

When I stepped on the scale at my doctor’s office, I was surprised to see that I weighed 144 ...

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

Ask and you shall recede.

Notice the slope on those pyramids.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

She could've fallen off a step ladder to do that. Just land wrong and that's it. Looks like muffy gets around.

Some people just don't think things through.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

OK, bedroom it is then.

You find this on the floor in church ...

EricJones comments on May 17, 2024:

That's the only reason to go to church-palm some money out of the collection plate when it goes around. I used to work with a lady who was catholic-almost never went to church, and when she did go that's what she would do each time the plate went around. And it would go around 3 or 4 times a service.

Nope, I have not.

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Mitch McConnell and Melania had a baby???

Trump has brought "dumbing down" to a whole new level "You notice that ever since Ben Carson ran ...

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

What do you call the person who graduates last in their med school class?-Doctor

Explosive new Pepsi ad From Ukraine knocks em dead....

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Do they drop the mentos in just before they let it go?

Selected after a careful consideration

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

That's religion at work

And this crystal will help with that rheumatism.

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

The only paino player who will wear out her shoes before her fingers. The amulet will keep the philosophers going for decades. In addition to "farewell to arms" they could also display "the legend of sleepy hollow" with the headless horseman (or in this case horsewoman). There are some really good ones here.

An easy answer

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Sounds like fun to me.

India's Modi boasts two college degrees which are fake

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Ole donnie boy has been posting happy photos on line again.

She will not change her mind

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

She's dumber than shit or lost a bet.

That's a little surprising

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

That's too easy a target to hit-it's up in the air and secured to a tree. It's much more fun when they're loose and running around

The cheering section....

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

I didn't think beavis and butt-head would stoop so low as too be seen with trump

People with objections, please stand up

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

Sounds like my late girlfriend.

Usually you see these signs in old hotels....

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

Who are they kidding-hell, he slept everywhere, and with everybody.

I want to know is Stormy "Snow White?..."

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

She would fit the bill. And if trump lays on his back his belly would be tall enough to be a dwarf or two.

Cicero - right then, right now

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

Some things just never change.

I’m at the airport and…

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

Find the speed control and keep turning it up and see how long till she sails off.

Sounds like a good idea to me....

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

That's gonna be a whoooole lot of people.

Don't hate me because I create beauty...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

That's the conversation my late girlfriend and I would have. She used to call me speedy and it wasn't because I was a fast distance runner.

Just to be clear here...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

They both go chomp-chomp when you get too close.

Trump trial continues…

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

It's because Melania is out searching for all barrons half brothers and half sisters he didn't know he has.

I can't seem to win

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

Satan han morals and ethics.

Trump Trifecta

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

Hillary did win the popular vote, just the electoral collage gave it to trump. Dumb ass system.

Cohen under cross examination, should be fun

EricJones comments on May 13, 2024:

I see Melania's had some work done....

It certainly May…even solar storms! 😱

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

Is he ever right, at least where I live

Karma can be so beautiful.... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

Oooopsie. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, the idiot is pushing for the very person who wants to deport him.

Kid's are sometimes so truthful! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

But the volume of material is much different.

Unfortunately, for me it means a lot of ads for compression socks.

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

I'm using the throne, thank you very much.

Here we go 🦇♥️🦇

EricJones comments on May 11, 2024:

My pets are family and as such can be on the furniture. Just wish they would quit trying to push me off the bed at night.

Not in peace w my self .

EricJones comments on May 11, 2024:

It's gotta be cleaned out and cleaned up at least to a presentable point. My late girlfriend was that way too, hoarder issues. I'm cleaning out the house for the executrix (who is getting the house) and she had a realtor appraise the house and he said if you were to sell it (she's not) that it needs to be cleaned out to get a better asking price. Telling her that she'll probably get more for the house if it's cleaned out might help to break the news a bit more gently. It takes a lot to work in an ed anymore.You see all parts of society, but you get more of the lower classes of society and that takes a toll. I used to have a guy would come in to the er every other saturday night for his vd rocephin because he wouldn't use a condom. Doctor had enough and asked me to make it (I was lead pharmacy iv tech) in saline with a bit extra volume and I did. Hurt like hell, guys butt was sore for days. I do understand where you're coming from.

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

EricJones comments on May 11, 2024:

Yea, that about sums up gen x. I think that truck was just a tad top heavy.

You ain't gonna tell me what to do, mate. 😆

EricJones comments on May 11, 2024:

Oh yea, been there. Had 5 or 6 pharmacy managers in 40+ years. The last one came in, and with the new director, we had a 10 or 15 minute conservation and at the end he said to me I'm turning you loose, you're on your own, just keep me up to speed as to what your doing.

Making it rain for rich..

EricJones comments on May 11, 2024:

Regan tried it, bush the second tried it, trump tried it and so far-40 years later-it still hasn't worked.

RFK Jr and the worm…

EricJones comments on May 10, 2024:

That noise you hear is his father and the rest of the Kennedy clan spinning in their graves.

Stormy was accused of making it up for publicity and replied,"It's embarrassing enough to admit to ...

EricJones comments on May 10, 2024:

If she wanted publicity she could have done much better than that fat schmuck.

Yep, that's me!

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

Oh yea.

Trivia question.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

The end of infinity wars, just after the snap- he was trying to page captain marvel.

He couldn't stiff his caddy if he carried his own bag.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

Maybe if his nanny would change his diaper once in a while. Granted he'd probably want her to play with him for a bit, stroke his egos till he can't take it any more.

What say you?

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

I listen to a lot of world radio-bbc, france, germany, japan etc and that's true.

Stormy said he told her not to worry about Melania ‘cuz “We don’t even sleep in the same ...

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

I can just hear stormy "get..wap..that..wap..thing..wap..up..wap..I..wap..don't..wap..have..wap..all..wap..night" and trump responding "it IS up-quit hitting me".

I want to draw your attention

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

If she falls backwards it'll be a soft landing.

Can't wait to try it!!!

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

My car can't go fast enough to make it up, much less over the top.

I'm doing my best...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

I quit trying to fit in. Did make things easier.

Did Nazi this coming... Was it starvation or Mercury poisoning?... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

Of course it's dead- there's nothing left so it starved to death.

[facebook.com] Hilarious

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

They're gonna get a ticket-just not sure for what. The cop has a lot of options.

Needs analysis

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

That's gonna take a while to sort out.

Bonus, Catwoman thinks I look cute.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

Hey cookie monster-I hate to be the bearer of bad news but those cookies you've heard about-they're used.

A Jungle deal

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

I see Mcdonalds does happy meals for everybody.

Fcuk, what is the bad news?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

That seems to be a case of the good and bad news are the same thing.

Stormy said he told her not to worry about Melania ‘cuz “We don’t even sleep in the same ...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

If the state has no case, then why is he ranting like a lunatic about the judge, jury, and anybody else who he sees and thinks is against him.

DON'T! You've been warned.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

NO!!! Remember when he told kim jong-un he had a big red button on his desk? He lied (what else is new), he just had the army guy with the nuclear football pull his finger

Surprise, surprise...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

Didn't the kinks do a song about her a loooong time ago.

Ash Williams rides again.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

Good luck going up against the armored division.

Waterproof, apparently.

EricJones comments on May 7, 2024:

As long as you wear them on sunny days when the pavement is dry-then yes.

Matt Randalls just shared this on fb…lol lol lol lol

EricJones comments on May 7, 2024:

There are days when those little things push you to your limits....

Train delay....

EricJones comments on May 7, 2024:

Something that actually eats haggis, wow.

On a Klingon ship, this would call for an assassination.

EricJones comments on May 7, 2024:

I'm the only human in my house, so I don't use a glass, I just drink straight out of the bottle.

Poor Puppy!!!!

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

When are they going to put a few rounds into noem.

Trumpie trio

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

The way he spreads manure-out of both ends by the way-he could cover the needs of half the midwest for a year.

Frankly I would love to see it happen.

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

YES

Me too, Melanie, me too!

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

Does anybody really think trump and his wife still sleep in the same bed? Who the hell would want to fuck trump. eeew, gross

The best laid plans of mice and men?

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

Some people just don't think about all the possible outcomes of their decisions.

Abandon all hope, you who enter here. But see if you can get them to grate some parmesan for you.

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

Who the hell put a camera in my kitchen vent hood????

Today is the Revenge of the Sith!

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

So vader and the emperor are just a couple of goth groupies, who'd a thunk it.

You can guess who!

EricJones comments on May 6, 2024:

I'm sure there there a lot of women out there would agree with that

The trump trial continues, may he rot in jail.

EricJones comments on May 5, 2024:

trump wanted a hope hickey, instead hope gave him a kick in the balls.

Did I hear a sneeze from the coffin? Happy belated starwars day, y'all!

EricJones comments on May 5, 2024:

I hope vader uses the force to give that guy better vision.

So true, so true...

EricJones comments on May 5, 2024:

At least on this planet, which is probably why nobody from other planets have tried to contact us yet. They're listening to our radio and tv signals and saying to themselves "those earth people are idiots".

Oh brother!!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on May 5, 2024:

He has to beat off other guys because he's too fat to find his own.

Waiting for my mom to come over.......

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

That kitty looks like my Tiny.

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

And the stores are making the aisles narrower to make room for more shelving to sell more stuff. Just try to find a bank branch to take the check in to deposit.

Don’t miss those days at all

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

Oh hell yes, I remember those days. Would take an hour to download a 5 minute video.

I hope it happens soon!

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

That ain't trump-box is too small to hold his fat ass

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

Nothing like a dose of modern reality, mom style. At least she's keeping up with all the modern apps.

Will fight for Trump but not in the army

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

Just more proof that the education system in this country is in really bad. Anybody that had a basic civics class on how our government works would know that super asshole belongs in a supermax, not being worshiped like some deity

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A divine story

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

I thought trump was just morbidly obese, here all this tme he was knocked up. And pukin's the daddy. I didn't know you could get pregnant just by swallowing.

Beware People. This is the way I eat my steaks 😁

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

It's not burnt, it's just blackened steak.

I am going to stick to my opinion

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

And trump is a hate filled bigot

Just when you thought the IQs of MAGA couldn't drop any lower..... The Idiocracy is upon us…

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

Wearing diapers over denims proves your an idiot. Diapers go on the inside to catch everything, otherwise you just shit your pants.

Safe for women

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

Just what does a horny train sound like anyway?