Typical.....

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2024:

My cats are firm believers in testing the theory of gravity everywhere in the house.

In some ways you feel sorry for him, but in the end his fame will live on for years.

EricJones comments on Aug 8, 2024:

All he had to do is move the uprights up about 2 inches and he would have cleared easily.

almost like Jesus

EricJones comments on Aug 8, 2024:

He needs to die for his own damn sins, because my sins are nowhere near as bad as his.

Went back to work today!

EricJones comments on Aug 7, 2024:

Those princesses ain't gonna be working for disney very long with that kind of attitude

One of the benefits of being retired is not having that happen anymore, but i remember the feeling.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

I worked with very sharp objects, hypodermic needles, and everybody just kinda left me alone.

Let's get rowdy.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Wouldn't that picture look interesting on the front page of the newspaper.

Listen to his story

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

He could comb his beard......

You knew anything about this?

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

I wonder how the female secret service agent felt about protecting a child molesting, misogynistic, rapist?

Buck buck buckAAAAWW.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

There is a polka song/dance called the chicken dance. They should play and perform it at all his public appearances.

Watching the Olympics all night has led to some neat discoveries on the web. Here are a few

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Truth social should collapse soon, just like every other enterprise he has brought into the world.

Eat Healthy, Exercise. Die anyway

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Richards died long ago, what we see now is an early attempt at an AI android.

Looking all over for my phone just now and finally found it...

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

That's one selfie I don't think I wanna see. That's like my house, put something down and some furball is parked on it.

I need some of these.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

I have an easier solution-I don't go

I'm still off from work.....

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2024:

A sugar daddy that don't want no sugar is called a corpse. So she can manifest all she wants-it ain't happening.

Will you enter?

EricJones comments on Aug 5, 2024:

Dante really made a simple concept complicated didn't he. And the church just sucked it right up and made it official canon just to scare people more.

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

EricJones comments on Aug 5, 2024:

If you cut your hot dogs in half you could put them on the hamburger buns, I've done it so it can be done. And if you put lots of stuff on your dog and squeeze the roll too tight, the bottom of the dog roll might split openand then you have a mess,.Won't happen if you use a hamburger bun

My cat Leo was having a fit at the kitchen window this morning, usually when he sees another cat.

EricJones comments on Aug 4, 2024:

Somebody gave that squirrel a couple of black eyes.

It took some digging, but they found it.

EricJones comments on Aug 4, 2024:

He's just a big chicken. What I can't figure out is how that little foot can support all that lard?

What an advertisement!

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2024:

After he looses he could go into infomercial product sales just like all the other washed up tv stars.

I prefer pie but…

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2024:

I do prefer to eat dessert first, and if there's any room left the rest of the meal later.

Makes me want to look at used cars...

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2024:

If her bedroom is above the tv room she would be right.

Whatever happened to English...

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2024:

I'm with mom on that one.

I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2024:

I'll tell you what goes on there-It's where trump built a wall to keep all the illegal immigrants from crossing from mexcio into texas

Let's put some happy little X's on the jugs.....

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2024:

With a barista like that, he just might develop a new addiction.

About that hiding your heritage shit...

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Republicans trying to hide what they do and falsely scream about others doing it.

A Chinaman changes 50,000 Juan at the bank, the teller says that's $6,800 Dollars sir, you cheat me...

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2024:

He needs to work on his language skills.

If a tree fell in a forest and flattened Donald Trump and there was no-one to hear it.

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Given his inability to hold it in to begin with, the tree would most likely squeeze it right out of him and probably blow out his diaper.

Trump said he would have gotten hostages released for nothing…

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2024:

If I heard the news right some Harris lady did a lot of behind the scenes work to get the hostages out of russia. That should piss-off a few orange people.

You know it’s true…

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Do they have catwoman jump out of an oversized cake?

Campaign update

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Why did that kid not aim for the open shirt? Why? Why?

JD VANCE VIEW

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

That's a crock-he can't even see reality from his house.

I'm the previous old release, stable but a just a little bit obsolete. LOL

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Love the footwear. We've been over this before-to avoid the debate with Ms Harris, that's why. That's a quarterly report I don't wanna see.

A new campaign ad

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Musk got burned on that one in a hurry didn't he.

Just got my new...

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

When people ask me for my cell number I like to tell them cell 218, level 2, d block.

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

I only use internet porn for the articles.

You know it’s true.

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:

He was doing more than just sniffing........

JD is too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel easy,

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Us old unmarried childless men who like cats demand equal time.

September 10, 2024

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2024:

His sentencing is a week later so he won't have jail time as an excuse.

So Trump told Christians if you vote for me you will never have to vote again.

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Well, he does think that hitler was a great guy.

Job opening...

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2024:

I don't think he's getting a job at that place.

I say we start a gofundme account for this guy…

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Give mom a hysterectomy in 1942.

Mammom, George Frederic Watts 1880s (Looks familiar but those gnarly plowman's hands never ...

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2024:

Trumps held the whips that they flogged the lower class workers with.

German WIFI......

EricJones comments on Jul 31, 2024:

That is really cool. I wonder if that's what's on the sign for the restaurants house wifi?

I am renowned for my cheesy humor,

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2024:

I'd say they're pretty cheesy.

I'd like to see him make a comeback just for this purpose.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2024:

Congress only spent 1.73 mil on an investigation??? They spend more than that looking into why the restroom was painted maroon instead of red.

Yeah, I want him to lose catastrophically and go to prison!

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2024:

So that's how they make you drink out of a glass at the old folks home. Soon it'll be a sippy cup.

Go figure...

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2024:

I don't think it has anything to do with the fish but the bait used to catch the fish.

And now a word from our sponsor, the Cat Women of America

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2024:

What about the old cat men? We hate them both too.

Dementia Don - I don't think his vocabulary even reached first grade, and my toddler granddaughter ...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

And the rectal control of an infant.

Question: Do you have that one friend who has a heart of gold and would do anything for you, ...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

I have the mouth of a sailor or two, does that count?

I don't believe him....

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Go through his bank account and look to see if he paid any plush money.

Bessie got played once again.

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Instead of a cow,, bring a bunch of bats-they eat the skeeters and I would think bessie will be happier, and as the old advert said-happy cows give good milk. I have 8 dogs and I don't know how many cats. Does that mean I have many paws and am the hated enemy of vance at the same time?

The hero of the dumb

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Nothing but a fat(very)bully who will take credit for others work and will always blame someone else for his f..k ups. Will never give a straight answer to a question.

“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human ...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

I had an instructor from the fire dept who used to say "the brain can absorb what the ass can endure". Both statements are very true.

That's it I'm switching...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Listerine is about 25% alcohol to start with.

Great advise...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2024:

My dream is to make it to the bathroom in time. (without stepping on a dog or cat)

Tribute to the dumbfucks that were offended by the opening of the Olympics 🙄🙄🙄🙄

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Small minded people, afraid of personal growth. Can't accept that others are different and probably far smarter than they are.

Been there, done that...

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Hey Billy; call the manager, somebody blew out the windows again.

Comforting is not easy

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

I don't think he's gonna get much sympathy from her on that issue. A left cross maybe, she's already made the fist.

Chuckles on Chuckles the 🍊Clown🍊

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

I think he also set a record for most tax payer money spent flying him to all those vacations and golf courses.

“I’m as pure as snow, but I drifted”………..Mae West.

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

That reminds me of a quote by Tallulah Bankhead-"I'm as pure as the driven slush" They were of the same era and lived their lives on their terms and didn't really care what others thought.

And that is true!

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Nah, melania's just a gold digger who wants to be a widow as soon as possible

Wrong question...

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Some interesting answers no doubt, and not the ones the teacher expected.

Cat lady demographic…

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Maybe trump picking vance was a good idea after all. Now everybody knows what a total moronic asshole he really is and absolutely destroy his future.

Perception verses reality

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Is that a poster of all the women trump has nailed?

The magats making comedy everyday!!!

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

If those girls were smart(given they're trumpers they're not) They'd put those bandages over their mouths or their crotch.

Good Morning!!! Hope everyone is having a good day!!!

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

With all the dogs, cats and birds I have, if I put stickers in my window I wouldn't be able o see out the back. I drive a cruze, so the window isn't all that big.

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

If that dog is any good, let him draw-his art just might be worth some money.

Old joke, new twist

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Everybody hit that road with your big, wide tire vehicle and see if we can flatten that fat chichen shit coward

Old joke, new twist

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Everybody hit that road with your big, wide tire vehicle and see if we can flatten that fat chichen shit coward

Food for thought...

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Don't ask me-I have no idea either.

Out of touch, is there any demographic he appeals to?

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

But he never says anything about that recliner.

Big scaredy cat!

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2024:

He is scared a woman is going to mop the floor of the rest room with his fat ass. And as a big "he man" who thinks women are third class citizens and merely sex toys, that would kill his image and that is what he values above all else, besides money. He's an over-sized chicken little.

Not only a terrible golfer but he can't even cheat right.

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2024:

He pre-fills out his score card to save himself the time on the course. Like putin when he plays hockey-they blindfold the goalie and tie his feet together. -----

Gosh... Can you imagine?

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2024:

The chinese government has security cameras everywhere. You're on the street and sneeze-they will have 4 views-front and back and both sides, and and maybe from the top down as well. Just tell the police to check the security footage, they'll nail him in a minute

Common sense....

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2024:

For every amount of pleasure there is an equal amount of pain.

Have you heard?

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

He's gonna wish that kid had aimed 2 inches to the right.

Don't worry Stormy says his are so small they would fit through the mesh....

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

Or you could stick them up your nose, that works too.

According to pollster George Barna, the phrase “God helps those who help themselves” topped a ...

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

It's just the church trying to make you think you need to give god credit for all the hard work you did by yourself.

Suck them balls Trumpy...

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

He's done it before, he can do it again.

That alphabet is for the birds..

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

The modern Dorian Grey, Philippe Philoppe. These are a great bunch

$45 million pm is a serious fwb

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

There goes my appetite.

Everyone knows

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

They need to hit a big speed bump as fast as that thing can go, or given they're in the desert, do a Thelma and Louise.

“Bragging about yourself violates norms of modesty and politeness - and if you were really ...

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

That's the way I am-I let my work speak for itself, you draw your own conclusions.

A real super hero...

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

I've always wondered about wonder bread

Definitely NOT the father of the year.

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Morning hair Lisa

Father Murphy, a young monk, was visiting a convent for the first time.

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2024:

A new religious order-The sisters of joy and happiness.And they don't have to rent a pay by the hour room, they have the convenient convent.

The young lady is a lawyer material

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2024:

they say beggars can't be choosers, well we now know which one is which, don't we.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Which image should we accept-the tall one, the short one, fat one, muscular one, skinny one? I say produce god and lets see for ourselves.

It's what's for dinner

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2024:

That is a really cool idea, but the toes are going to cook far faster than the rest of the loaf.

Number 5 is so true.

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2024:

As a newly minted senior-I resemble those remarks.

That would be worth watching.

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate bars, put on fox news, and have a real fun time.

Beware of any Christian movement that ...

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Isn't that why the catholic church had all those crusades over the centuries?

The only really useful thing about JD from the arsehole's perspective.

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Watching Harris debate trump is gonna be a riot. She's gonna rip him apart.

A combined IQ of -11 at a trump rally

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2024:

The only thing those morons could pass is gas, just like their hero donnie boy.

Because he’s a drama llama

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2024:

He said that 1/4 inch closer would have killed him-yea, right. 1/4 inch closer might've grazed his cheek.

I can receive messages but I can't reply! 🙄🙄🙄

EricJones comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Can that little old lady get busted for operating a vehicle while loaded? One of the fun parts of riding in the back of the school bus.

There's an urgent need to change the conversation

EricJones comments on Jul 22, 2024:

We already had one of those. I don't know who made that list, but they need to add pedophile to that list.

This is funny as hell.

EricJones comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Somebody has a somewhat twisted sense of humor.

I first voted in 1972, I have never been able to vote for my first choice for president in November,...

EricJones comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Racist and sexist are right in trumps wheelhouse. Throw in deranged lies and that's his trifecta