I hope it happens soon!

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

That ain't trump-box is too small to hold his fat ass

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

Nothing like a dose of modern reality, mom style. At least she's keeping up with all the modern apps.

Will fight for Trump but not in the army

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

Just more proof that the education system in this country is in really bad. Anybody that had a basic civics class on how our government works would know that super asshole belongs in a supermax, not being worshiped like some deity

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A divine story

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

I thought trump was just morbidly obese, here all this tme he was knocked up. And pukin's the daddy. I didn't know you could get pregnant just by swallowing.

Beware People. This is the way I eat my steaks 😁

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

It's not burnt, it's just blackened steak.

I am going to stick to my opinion

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

And trump is a hate filled bigot

Just when you thought the IQs of MAGA couldn't drop any lower..... The Idiocracy is upon us…

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

Wearing diapers over denims proves your an idiot. Diapers go on the inside to catch everything, otherwise you just shit your pants.

Safe for women

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

Just what does a horny train sound like anyway?

MUGA it is then...

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

trump must be livid given that he wants all aid to Ukraine cut off yesterday.

easy now, one at a time

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

Instead of raiding whole villages they just head to the village drug store and raid it.

VonShitzInPants

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

trump's hawking depends now too??? What's next-gas masks?

here we go again !?!

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

Math and alternate facts have a tendency to clash.

Boomers'' moms.

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

I think mom's being a bad example. Is groot about to unload a ball of sap?

Good morning! I'm awake too early!!!

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

Given his size, if kong put his in hers she wouldn't be screaming in ecstasy.

How I really feel about trump...

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

You won't get an argument from me.

What can I say?

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

Are the top two women related to each other? Actually, my ex was with somebody else wondering why she left. That's why I avoid nude beaches.

I had to search for more memes!

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

I love the redneck lawn sprinkler.

They do tend to be a little chewier, but the fiber content is off the hook.

EricJones comments on May 1, 2024:

Better put the knights in an isolated room or you're gonna get a lot of complaints about the door to door pot salesman going through his wares.

When you contact employees on their day off

EricJones comments on May 1, 2024:

At the beep leave a message and I'll get back to you at some point in the far future.

US medical care....

EricJones comments on May 1, 2024:

That's partly why I retired after 43 years in hospital pharmacy.

Let's rename some animals

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2024:

My dogs put their front paws on my legs and stand there, my cats stratch at me or just meow at me a lot, my birds usually have a bowl of seed and pellets at all times and get a bowl of fresh fruits and veggies everyday.

Like Cerberus, but you use corn for the sop.

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I see jesus was hanging out with the hookers again.

OK.... that explains it!

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Not about to argue with that one. He's right and that's that.

Go figure...

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Groan, although points for a good effort.

Thought of the day...

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2024:

If you're driving an econobox it should be ok-not enough room to properly swing the ax.

Women are more inspired by religion

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I guess this doesn't apply to priests and other high ranking male members of christianity

Wait for the green lice.

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Weeellll,she did answer his question.

Guesssss who?

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

I'd keep him on life support just to let him hear the word rejected.

That's how it goes

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

It's not stressful, it's just the hours you have to keep.

AI got almost right

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

"Ice cube dead ahead."

Grandpa Munster is back

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Al Lewis did make a run for congress from new york back in the 80's. Didn't make it past the primary, if I remember right.

You want to get yours?

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Somebody get too close to the string trimmer?

Safety is Job 1

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

How about pepsi?

What a guy for his gal

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Your girlfriends first day on the job and you're just watching? Get in there and then you can both get paid. Everybody can use some extra income.

A little explicit, don't you think?

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Talk about getting drilled.

Where is the engineer?

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

At least you can't drop the phone in the water.

What advice would you give to this fly for the new life it's about to have in London?

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Head to the nearest put and grab a Guinness and Jameson.

I got it, got it

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

And tomorrow he gets fitted for a hearing aid.

Not going to wait for the lottery

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

With a body like that-your wife didn't pick you for your looks.

The meal is next

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Taking pictures of her food to put on-line?

Good morning everybody

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

It's John Belushi from animal house.

God answers

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

That should be putin next to fatso.

It's ridiculous

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Is that the mother-in-law house that's in the backyard?

National Elections are going on in India.

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

If that's the reward I get for voting, I'm gonna take that roll of "I voted" stickers and plaster them all over me.

One can only hope...

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

With the cost of college these days, don't think about having a spare room quite yet.

It's my birthday and I can laugh if I want to! 🎉🎊🥳🎂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

And you know he's gonna get fried.

Don't we all know!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Biggest being measured by body weight or volume of issues?

Where do I swipe my card, dude?

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

https://www.bing.com/maps?osid=e71ea65e-3b95-4ea6-a029-0fb100e790ba&cp=40.803591~-75.605356=11=348.54794&pi=-0.8807089=x&v=2&sV=2=S00027 these are a few blocks from my late girlfriends house in palmerton, pa.

34 points to level 8

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Well, I guess that's one way to get off a mailing list.

54 points to level 8!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Damn short honeymoon.

Michell made it level 8

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

She's about to get a shower, and from what I've heard baseball players say, that stuff burns when it gets in the eyes.

Exactly 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

If it's trump you'll have a stinky bubble bath.

We were always lied to! 🙄😂🙄😂🙄😂🙄😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

I wonder if those things rusted from the inside out.

I gotta go, having my son come over for dinner!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

So that's where caviar comes from.

I have to agree!!! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

The desert is littered with those.

294 points to level 8!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Because they did the same thing when they were little-I did.

481 points to level 8!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

After he gets popped in the face a few times, it'll look like a Jackson Pollock red phase painting.

Ground him!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

If your extension cord is a little short-just have him stick one finger in an outlet and hold the plug with the other hand.

598 points to level 8!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

If he has his phone you just might find yourself on you tube-in a bad way.

678 points to level 8!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Maybe it's his sister-ya never know.

Bob 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

If that were Westworld, that wouldn't work.

736 points to level 8!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Yea, but it's still funny. Like that cartoon with the sheep dogs and wylie coyote.

Quote of the Day! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Looks like he missed his nose and hit his eye.

Or a least begging and whining to?

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

And don't worry, he'll miss every important milestone in your life. Why you ask? See above statement.

Heed this warning before it's too late

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

They're trying, and making good progress too.

Not often but it has happened

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Wait till you get the munchies, you'll weigh more than that.

834 points to level 8! I was a level 9 before I lost my old account! 😞😞😞😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

I gather he's making compost.

Redneck Roadster 😂😂😂🙄🙄

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

A redneck minivan built for redneck soccer moms.

WOW!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

I guess gameboys ain't got game.

GROSS 🤢🤮!!! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Just what sounds do they want?

He really can't!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Everybody knows that he's full of shit, don't give a shit, don't know shit, and when he's in court takes a shit because he's in deep shit. But fix it-not a chance. That's why he has Mike Cohen-to get shit fixed.

Sooooo TRUE!!!! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Foghorn-you shouldn't talk about that mans mouth like that. After all, everybody knows he's an asshole with no taste.

Trump: The Stench

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

All the lies he told about others in his first run are now coming back to bite him in the ass. And everything he accused others of doing he has done, and far worse. And only the judicial system that he and mitch stacked in his favor has- so far- kept him out of jail.

Odor in the court.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Maybe we should build a wall-to keep him away from mexican food.

This pisses me off to no end.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

This supreme court will go down as one of the- if not the- worst in US history

Maybe it will kill him??!?

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Depends on the outcome.

One below triggered me…

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Thay's why I don't usually make plans, or at least include an escape clause in the plans.

Deadpooling, Bridget Jones’s Diarying, The Godfathering, Oppenheimering?

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Just how is he gonna steer the car with those stubby little arms?

If only we were able to see the look on our faces.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

My kitties don't usually look at me like that, they just walk away.

LOVE this!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Can't say he didn't warn the HR person.

Exactly 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

With a response like that I don't think I wanna know.

Gotta remember to turn it back to normal.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Well, it is a beauty contest and not an intelligence contest.

Failed salesman of all time

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Hell, he's a failed business man ( 3 or 4 bankruptcies), failed husband (3 wives and countless affairs), failed liar (caught: business records/hush money payments, inflating property values, number of people at his inauguration, and on and on). So failed bible salesman isn't even a footnote on his resume.

Test your knowledge

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

I'm glad I'm not on that jury because if she takes the stand I might get overly stimulated and do something I shouldn't. ndd di

Egg lovers, here's for you

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Is that breakfast in bed or breakfast is a bed?

Oh damn!!! That's fucked up! Lol!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

He and snoop dog teamed up for a song, so why not.

I know, I'm being annoying!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

That's one of the kids who is using dad as an example of what not to do.

Oh HELL NOOOOOO!!! Buried in my backyard is what's going to happen!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Is she related to the stressed out girl who was told to relax from the last batch of memes?

And don't call me Shirley!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

A great movie-the jokes just kept coming. They couldn't make that movie today, which is sad.

A little less than 1999 points to level 8 and I already used up the points from others responding to...

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

He stole the money from somebody, the government stole it from him, and now he's stealing it back. Just one big circle.

From Mar-A-Lago gym

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

He'll photo shop his head on anything that makes him look like a bigger idiot. His ego has no bottom He takes crass to all new levels.

They really should not do it, Lol

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

His wife didn't care, why should we.

You cannot unsee it

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Getting fluffy or rover stuffed and mounted is bad enough, but I think this is going a wee bit too far.

Ah, I like it very much. Is it too late?

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Does make the relationship much more fun and hopefully last longer. And if the neighbors think you're slightly disturbed-all the better.

It's hard to raise kids

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Is it the birds and the bees or the cats and the dogs?

Good morning 🌞🌄🌞🌄🌞🌄

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I wonder if mommy and daddy are missionaries?

There was a problem in the gym the other day

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

How about drooling? Or heavy breathing? And I'm sure there's more than a few poles to hang your sweatshirt on if you get......warm.

Can't sleep again 😞💤😂

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I've never heard Fran Drescher sing, so I can't pass judgment-but Yoko Ono, I'm running as far away as I can get as fast as I can.

Satan Beware !!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

Well, that IS who they worship, so I don't see the problem.