Uncanny Resemblances

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

He does a better Mussolini -----

It'll be a knockout

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

I guess it's easier than trying to come up with a good pickup line

Gas warfare in court?..... [twitter.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

They should keep trump away from moe's and taco bell on the nights before any court date.

Most of the ones I see…

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

At least you'll know that when he's away for half a day he's hip deep in water and not hip deep in someone else's hips.

Happy 4/20 day!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

I have a black walnut tree in my yard and I save the nuts and put some out on my deck every few days so I can look out my kitchen window and watch the squirrels playing with their nuts.

I hear they’re great…

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Interesting floor show.

The story is repeating...

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

So that's what adidas did with all the kanye west shoes they were stuck with after he went way off the rails.

I found an easier way

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Ahhhh so.

While I suppose taking a cruise can be fun, it also can have its drawbacks.

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

It's full of shit-shouldn't it be riding lower in the water?

What a busy day!!!! Ready for tomorrow!

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

That bidet was installed wrong-it's supposed to point up, not down

Me too, me too!

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

My zoo mates don't think it's unhealthy.

Follow me for more tips…😎

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

I use that a lot, but the phone battery has seen it's better days so it's usually low anyway.

Apt description…

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

I wonder if Barron is going to Penn and Wharton? Or have they had enough of the trump name. I know-he can go to trump U. Oh, wait that was found to be a fraud and was another of his daddys crash and burn money making scams. Or he can get a box on skid row and hang out with the rest of the down and out-like daddy, nothing like spending some quality time with the old man.

That's not love, Bud!

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Nothing is cheaper than diamonds. And that sofa your sitting on, is also where you're sleeping for a while.

I threw a ball for my dog.

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

My dogs much prefer a Hawaiian luau.

He keeps making offers that must be refused: -- motion to dismiss: denied -- motion to vacate: ...

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

The courts are tired of his stall tactics and putting their foot down for the sake of justice. And I do like the take on the godfather.

How else can you explain to the poor child?

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Daddy is very busy making more christians to expand his voter base.

Don't take her for granted. RESPECT.

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

I don't know-that date may end up going nowhere.

Court drama with Diaper Don….

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

That's the list of women that trump cheated on his wives that we know of, how many were there that we don't know of. And now the billion dollar question-how many of those women have had trump sponsored abortions?

My friends, a word of caution! This is exactly what happens when you put a home on "Ozempic.

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Very ornate tiny house

Unbelievable. It's election interference.

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

They're doing everything they can to make sure isn't honest and fair.

Have you noticed? Hint: 'NYC'

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

How would they find a jury of his peers? Are there that many morbidly obese narcissistic sociopaths in new york?

Don't hold your breath...

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

They know damn full well that every time he opens his mouth stupid comes out. It's like machine gun fire it comes out so fast.

Cohen can't help him with this one, though.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Everything he puts his name on at some point turns to shit. Some faster than others.

He hates this photo. You know what to do.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Is that donny boy? Is that the truss that's holding his gut in?

Don't stress out

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

I'm old enough that all the people who would remember all the things I should be ashamed of are dead.

It's good to be better at something than most people.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

There were nights at work I'd have sailors taking notes. Zappa walked a different path, but he always had both oars in the water.

Got to stop coming this way...

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Do they provide the pencil and paper or do you have to bring your own. And if you're a terrible artist, do they make you turn around?

Ah, those were the days.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Grandma the drug pusher.

Thank goodness for GPS.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Isn't that what they call Innuendo?

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EricJones comments on Apr 15, 2024:

She must have signed the prenup from hell to put up with his shit. I also wonder when's the last time she's had an std check.

Worst Prom Couple Ever

EricJones comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Johnson and trump both have big happy smiles and they're very tight together. Did anybody check if trump is wearing pants????

Yup. Typical cat affection

EricJones comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Yep- On top of you and facing the wrong way, been there.

Would you like one?

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

When I undo a womans pant zipper I expect something more than an adams apple.

Bad advice

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

I don't think greyhound is going to leave the driving to him.

Where should I put it, Einstein?

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

He's sleeping on top of someone he loves. And if you're on top and you fall asleep-that's not good.

Are we there yet?!?!?!

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

That's why I wear skivvies under my kilts. I've never fit in, but I never thought it was a flaw. They used a lot of classical music in looney tunes-so yes, thats my excuse.

Benefits of serving green tea.

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

My late girlfriend had 8 or 10 boxes (100 count) of green tea bags and I'm cleaning out the house. I'll never have to worry about company again.

Lemme know asap

EricJones comments on Apr 13, 2024:

All of a sudden I'm hungry.

Wow...The biglest Camel toe I've ever seen!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Humps kinda small though.

People's love for the great leader is pouring

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2024:

And it can also fertilize the garden .

People say I'm very quiet

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2024:

I get out of bed and stretch a bit and that helps to get some of the kinky out.

Oh that Peter Parker is such a card!

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2024:

They're right about the girl scout cookies-I ate box after box of thin mints and thin I did not get.

I have noticed it many times

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2024:

I go to the self check.Does that I'm being checked out by a robot?

Oye, truth be told

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

I really think it would be a good idea to wipe the screen and keyboard before the next use.

Mar-A-Lago yard sale to pay legal bills

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

The gold plated toliets should get at least $15, maybe $20.

Brings back memories of Bronco

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Don't matter any more-he's history.

Don't say I didn't tell you

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

I thought it was april 15th.

Claiming someone else's marriage is against your religion is like ...

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Plaster that on the front door of every church you can find and the courts and congress. Somebody might just get the message. Although I doubt it because the haters are just too narrow minded.

No exaggeration at all. Follow me for more intimacy tips.

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Sent that to Bentonville and it will be plastered all over the ladies department in days.

Cannot take it lightly

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

If you got too close the first time, maybe not either.

A disappointment of growing up

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Sorry kid, but it's only a short term thing.

Extra security, coin operated

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Now on sale at home depot.....

I agree! Worst apocalypse ever! Wish they were all gone!!!! 😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

If you can't back up your conspiracy theories, it must be someone elses fault.

Watch how fast they care about pronouns.

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

If man was created in gods image, then how do you explain women?

How to kill getting laid

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Didn't even make it to a first date.

Just in. You may be eligible.

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

And which mega-wealthy mega-church is going to cough up the green stuff?

Trump does not like Emmanuel Macron, he will build a new statue of liberty

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2024:

trump only likes people who are dumber than him, because they're the only people who will vote for him.

You thought it was just a fairy tale?

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Looks like Goldilocks is just right.

The "short and tubby" section, where I shop, isn't impressive either, TBH.

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

If he's looking for a horney outlaw, he's got the right posse

Xavier said it

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Go for it dude.

I make sure to eat outside to avoid this

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

That's why my washer and dryer are in the basement-I wouldn't make it down the steps and still be vertical.

Now you know...

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Child support is gonna be a bitch.

Oops, I would've been tempted. 😆

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Scrabble with candles-interesting idea.

I call it short and sweet

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

My late girlfriend would have agreed with that.

“The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value”………….

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

When I retired, the night shift gave me a retirement card with a gift card. I placed the gift on the table and began reading the card. One lady kept saying to me "there's a gift card there worth $50, did you see the card?" I said yes but what's important is the retirement card and what everybody wrote to me. Mr Warner is right-it's not the value but the heart behind it.

More of the same…

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Either Melania signed the pre-nup from hell, or she's afraid he'll have her deported before the divorice ink is dry.

Hmm, my queue is starting to clog up, so here's another set for the post eclipse, post college hoops...

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Can't say that Cap didn't ask for it. They should change the sign to say "back seat driving school"

Tough job if your eyes aren't good.

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2024:

We learned a lot from the covid apocalypse. The original cut and paste- The way they did special effects in movies before computers.

I have friends like that…

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2024:

I think his imaginary family just bailed on him.

More eclipse…

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Usually what I see when I wake up in the morning.

Obsessive compulsive…

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Maybe that's the way to not get eaten.

"A forgotten proposal"

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2024:

King George was a good example of what powers to not give to one person.

It got dark as my humor

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

I had clouds and some raindrops.

Saw the eclipse earlier, what a sight!

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

That's a whole new definition of human shield.

He has done it many times

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Is that why they call him "lightning"??

Therefore, you must tip

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Are they getting the short end of the stick?

I didn't know a cow was this holy

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Only in India.... Personally I draw the line at dogs and cats.

Jesus, it's not necessary

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Maybe he likes redheads.

A clarification is needed

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

I used to know a few sikh doctors, don't know if they worked 7-11 to get through school though.

Sleeping on that job would be an occupational hazard, no?

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

The only thing that guy should do in the kitchen is wash the dishes.

Which Tuesday? 😆

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Swing by the chinese laundry to pick up your goods on your way.

Signing my name with this today....

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

I'm not gonna argue.

When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross-- ---- Upton ...

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Shame he didn't live to see that possibly coming true. This should be plastered on the front page of every newspaper in the land.

Women found him super attractive

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

They liked the bank account

Scientist Stable Genius

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

You can tell when he has absolutely no knowledge of the subject at hand-he babbles all over the place and makes no sense at all, which is most of the time his mouth is open.

Be inspired !!

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

And he and his stupid followers can't figure out why he's considered the worst president ever.

Long wanting to be an author,

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

The wannabe writer better not give up the day job.

Made under a DEI grant

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

He's been hanging around jar-jar binks too long.

Keep expectations low

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

In this day and age he does have a valid point.

“Mankind keeps being told what to think and what to believe by shamans, priests and ideologues.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

It's not for nothing that the followers of those people are called flocks of sheep.

Back then…

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

It's interesting to follow how language changes over time. And how technology has accelerated that change.

Me on Facebook...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

Isn't that what social media's all about?

Who would've thought

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

It can start thr car's motor, so why can't it start her motor? s e b

From a helpful neighbor

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

Somebody having a hard time on garbage night?????

Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat…..

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

I hope the litter box is full of fresh litter.

I know but I settled for a pizza last night

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

I like to call it pizza and dessert.

Medieval redaction. Some things never change.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Is that the new trump tower?

Crazy damn bipeds…

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Us guys just give it a good shake instead, much easier.

Another failure to communicate

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

He must have a lot of that green stuff, because she's not marring him for his brain.