The only people profiting here are the short sellers.... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Just another of his big ideas that has crashed and burned.

Village idiot sums it up perfectly

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

The truss steel is mangled to hell, any idiot can see that.

Almost him

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

She didn't get where she is on her legal abilities and lets just leave it at that.

Talk about an ego.... This is hanging on the wall of his home in Bedminster...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Maybe once he delivers the triplets in his belly and his hair grows back so he doesn't need the comb over anymore. That moron has no bottom

AI is brutal

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2024:

Nah-that's just father time getting even.

"If God didn't want them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep!" -- the Calvera ...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2024:

I wouldn't put that past him-he'll do anything for a buck and he doesn't care who he takes the money from.

Hey, Santa Anna! Pick two! nyuck nyuck

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2024:

I think the real estate guy and the metaphors guy know each other.

She was not doing erratic behavior on purpose

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2024:

Nah, she just has her little brain in her butt.

Follow me for more useful tips

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2024:

Should be on the front bumper and tailgating the car in front.

How can I get one of those?

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2024:

That sounds like fun. I might try it sometime.

Test question: What is a protozoa? Me: One who tozoas for money.

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2024:

The old vw bug, You could get 0 to 60 in ten seconds if you got out and pushed it off the line.

Sooner or later, I will be there John.

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2024:

At least they remembered to go to the meeting.

Free the nipple, buddy-boy...

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Love the packing insert.

Enough said

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2024:

That close to the shore he's gonna hit his head on the bottom-again.

Good Morning!!!! Have a good Tuesday!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2024:

I'm with ozzy-I usually start with the ears, they break off the solid bunnies easier.

Careful what u wish for...

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2024:

Looks like king midas got there first.

Let's be considerate

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2024:

My feet and knees wouldn't be too happy.

Everything he touches turns to 💩

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2024:

I like the poet there on 8th st.

So Trumpty Dumpty has just posted bond of 175 Biglies: [abc.net.au]

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2024:

He's flouted the legal system his entire life and now they hand him a free pass. I wanted to see him humiliated on the front pages of the newspapers when they take away his properties.

The complimentary centerfold! Hahahahaha!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2024:

So that's what Mary really looks like!!!!!!!!

Who are the immigrants.

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

And don't forget the weapons-those are from the white man too.

Well that was as quick as I expected.

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

trump university, trump casino, trump airlines and anything else with his name on it has a tendency to crash and burn. At least he's consistent

I had a solution

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

Just sound proof the shower and everything will be fine.

Politically right

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

Yea, I'll buy that.

A cruel joke for breakfast time

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

For me thats supper, not breakfast.

Don't forget to wish Happy April Fool's to friends

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

Ain't that the truth.

Um I don’t think so. I hardly know you..

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

That's what god did to mary, so like father- like son.

MAGA Crowd Deranged By Satirical Trump Bible So, as we've all heard, Donald Trump has started ...

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

And the hole gets deeper.

Aaahhh...the good old days!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

The bench front seat did make things a lot easier. How the times have changed.

Don't say anything

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2024:

Mohawk mullett?

Ted Cruz and his wife

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2024:

He's married to marjorie green??

Laws are laws 🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2024:

If I cut my finger slicing the cabbage is that where the two laws intersect?

Happy Easter!!! 🐰🐣🧟

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2024:

These are great. The dark side of easter.

Happy Easter all...

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Just do what trump does-drop another ball near the green and shout "found it".

Oh oh! Someone is in trouble.

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Billy might want to have a dna test done, juuuust to be sure.

Red Riding Hood needs anti-discrimination training

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Maybe it's a full moon and her inner werewolf is coming out.

A little wishful thinking to start your day

EricJones comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Isn't that what happened to scrooge when the third ghost visited him?

It wasn’t me!! I swear!

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

After all those years they're probably no good, so where's the evidence.

I like aggressive women but...

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

She sounds like the she hulk if you ask me.

We all know that!

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

My question is this-how the hell did trump get into Wharton to begin with. Last time I checked they're a little picky who they let in. Unless they raised the bar after he got there.

He's ready y'll, you hear?

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

I wonder if they know they can get dental insurance through Obamacare.

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

That's why you should have a futon in the recroom.

Witness protection program...

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Looks like a stunt one of my cats would try to pull.

“Of all possessions a friend is the most precious”…………….Herodotus

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

All the money in the world will never buy you a good, true friend.

"No Man Is An Island... Except for Fred Madagascar" Mike Harding

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

And a big island he is too.

Nailed it again....

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Well he did come back from the dead and walk the areas where he once lived and preached.

Salesman resume

EricJones comments on Mar 30, 2024:

He's selling something he's never read, Like the bits about covet, adultery, lying, and probably a few other things.

Hard pass Auntie Griselda….

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2024:

The name alone is a very red flag.

Don't worry, the starvation will kill me first.

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2024:

These are a great bunch.

Trump said once he looked like Elvis

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2024:

Old fat elvis i assume. But there's not enough hair from his comb-over to do that. Must be a halloween wig.

Make her the Fed Chairwoman

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2024:

How did she eat on the 7th day-doggie bags?

Love, love, love this!

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

If she wants a lawyer she should give rudy a call, I hear he has a small fine to pay.

See if you can spot the rat.

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

No self respecting rat would try to cover up that comb over.

The new definition of chutzpa, how can anyone fall for this carnival barker bullshit.

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

They left out liar. I think con-man might be covered under fraud.

We all could use a little luck…

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

I don't think it's a 737 though.

Christians, do your religious duty and grab some stones…

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

I live in an area that had a lot of slate quarries-there are slag piles everywhere. How much rock do you want?

Just couldn’t resist sharing this one.

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

I think the beard and the receding hairline are enough of a giveaway without the extra proof.

Call me a nerd but I can never win an award like this

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

He can wear it to help explain the size difference in his arms.

Have you heard? Coming soon....

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

I would much prefer the good old ball and chain with the s/m ball gag in his mouth to shut him the hell up.

When you start to age this is too true

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2024:

If you're old enough it becomes word used in place of the one you can't remember.

Stuck in my mom's endocrinologist's office waiting for her to be seen, this one doctor's ...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

That don't look like any of my parrots-and I have 6. Although my macaw does have the bite and grip that thing has.

You know he is broke when he starts selling these...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

I just heard that on the news. I understand he's replaced all the pictures of god and jesus with his own mugshot.

Yes it is that time of the week again and someone is getting humped... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

He can supply all his neighbors in the homeless shelter with pillows and fancy sheets.

Random memes today!

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Let the kid be young and restless-the exercise is good for him. I've had some good vegan lasagna over the years-but it didn't look like that. I'm happy to say my bathroom is too small for that toilet.

Happy Easter everyone!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

And don't forget to send them to all the places that mommy mary is supposed to have appeared at.

I think Melania is gonna win this one

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Well, she did prove that she can spell

Nailed it!

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

That's not a nail-that's a railroad spike to make a hole that big.

Finally finished...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Just don't forget a handful of corkscrews.

Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? That's where the Devil forces the priest out of the child.

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Why doesn't he just cut it off first, then make the priest pull it out.

Probably where the buns come from too. Heh.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2024:

I wonder if Venus knows that guy on the beach.

How I learn

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Do as I say and we'll sort it out later.

I had to chuckle at the faux pas. 😂

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Just wait till he asks where christopher robin comes from.....

Another funny.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Then maybe he should go with a motorcycle.

This made me laugh. 🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

I drink enough tea-ya think I would've caught that one.

" are u mad at me "? Yes . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

And now every movie Samuel Jackson is in they try to sneak motherf into the script. It's almost like the Alfred Hitchcock movies when Hitchcock would do his cameo or Stan Lee in the marvel movies.

I was collecting in case i am able to post again💪💪💪🦇🦇🦇🦇

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Looks like one pf my cats.. When they start playing shred daddy's finger, I put on the welders gloves.

You can study animal anatomy, but you have to learn how to spell on your own DOCK.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Springtime in oz is really bad for allergies this year.

I found a great vomit emoji....

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Vile bile.

Julia's prom dress that I'm altering.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The spunk Julia is showing is going to get her a long way. Nursing is difficult (I just retired from hospital pharmacy after 40+ years and got to know a lot of nurses) and MSF is even harder-they see some of the worst you can imagine. With the drive you're showing you're going to go a long way. You can do it. Good Luck.

Interesting conversation, eh?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2024:

This is one of those times when the truth won't set you free-it's gonna get you killed.

from Don The Con

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

And he's left twisting in the wind.

He really is the stupidest one, isn’t he?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Because they know he's a bad credit risk and half billion loss would put them out of business. All the trumps know about business is take out huge bank loans and then declare bankruptcy.

Seen online and had to share.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

She wants it all, don't she. At least she was up front about it.

We're almost there...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Would be the best thing that could happen. trump wants to stop all aid to Ukraine because Zelenskyy wouldn't try to dig up dirt on Biden to help throw the election.

Party, Party, it's Sunday and I'm still in bed!

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

At least it was a pic on a phone and not in bed when she laughed. Now that would have been really humiliating.

Yep, they are a cult…

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Proof that maga nuts are what happens from inbreeding.

Republican clown show…

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

I wonder if any of these idiots have ever looked in a mirror? They know that they can't win on the truth and their policies, so they scream lies about everybody else at the top of their lungs to try and drown out their own hypocrisy.

Folks, a little about me

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Maybe it's because rednecks can't afford a ferrari? Or maybe driving a ferrari tells everybody eveything they need to know about you?

Christians are really strange.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

If he claims to be jesus, it's time to put his money where his big fat mouth is.

Made me giggle

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

He don't get out much do he.

Do you think it is true?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

She wasn't happy when he won in 2016, so I would guess by now she's had enough of his womanizing, lies . I wonder if she's been checked for std's lately

Looky, looky, she got the crooky...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

D is his get out of jail free card, so it won't be that. After that, I hope they take everything they can-right down to his skivvies.

Seen in Texas.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Just slightly paranoid are we?

The incredible hypocrisy of the christofascist patriarchy!

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Clarence Thomas is a far right republican man, Fani Willis is a female democrat. That should explain a few peoples attitudes.

I relish the idea that he can't ketchup with his financial obligations and can't mustard up enough ...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

I love the intro.

Some surprising names on this list.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

That's all??????

His incestors built this country, not immigrants

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

That does answer a few questions.

Locked and loaded to fight but no running

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Why the vest- with that much lard nothing would get through to the vital organs except maybe a tank round.

Characters in Mar-A-Lago now

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Some of them also hang out in washington.

Florida has a new state bird

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Hope it flys over desantis and drops a load.