Just the facts, M'm

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

That about sums it all up.

She is the House Speaker sometimes

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Gavel the house to order by using it to give her a concussion.

Pack it up, I'm moving!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

A picture is worth a thousand words-in this case it's "hell yes" 500 times.

I am not going to listen to anyone, I am supporting

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Equal rights.

MAGA Mania explained

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

trump and trailer park trash just seem to go so well together.

Friday Challenge

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Wayyyy out there.

Jesus has been warning us of the danger

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Why th hell didn't you make him a leper instead, you idiot.

The meaning of Trump

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

All of the above seems to fit.

He has been dashing, boasting and basking until it's time to guarantee the court penalties

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

His image was all about money, and now he ain't got none? Boy is that silver spoon tarnished.

I think Dick Cheney was rushed here during 9/11. Lol

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Why didn't they leave him there?

Desperate Trump can do anything

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Given that he's no longer the resident of the place and is trespassing, can the secret service shoot him??? Please?

A perfect learning toy for Christian kids

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

There's not enough money there, and where's the jet to fly around in?

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

I thought slavery had been outlawed.

Will Trump survive, or not survive?

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Roasted orange or send him up the river and have a baked orange.

Forrest Gump gets it

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

He's smarter than he lets on.

A new twist on peace

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

That would explain the kids.

Ouch, that doesn't look fun!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

I can't say much to the dog sweater because when my lab-shepherd was getting older and more frail I would put my down vest on her on cold days.

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

After you suicide kill a bunch of people, you get a piece of 72 virgins.

This will cheer you up

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

He was still in high school at 40? Talk about being held back.

We have similar fundamentalists

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The only difference is the head towel and a bad case of 5 o'clock shadow.

Cohen has been stripping Trump ever since Trump disowned him

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Cohen finally grew a pair. At least he was smart enough to realize that the hole was just getting deeper and cut his ties.

Even the 'Acees Hollywood' did not bother them but 2024 is different

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The ongoing search for the brains of green and bobert.

We need this

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

trumps base don't know what is says because it's a big word with more than one syllable.

Trump's donors in the Bible belt

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Rednecks-r-us, trumps base

Even the Soup Nazi.....

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The bond nazi-I love it.

The best opposition is from my favorite actor

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

He's been in some gangster movies, he's gotta have some contacts.

Power goes to Trump's head

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Put a long nail in the top, pound it into his skull and tell him that's how the royals kept it on their heads.

She could write a check for $486 Mill in a heartbeat

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

She should start dancing around the stage with a big cardboard check with 486,000,000 as the amount and made out to "Loser"

In spite of everyone understanding he is a shameless scam, he is fully using the court system

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

And yet the morons that think he's the greatest thing can't figure that out.

I am more motivated to vote in November

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

The voice of reason replaced by a brainless trump sucker.

Just so you know....

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

And the word went out far and wide, ladies-get on your bikes and ride.

How people ignored each other before…

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2024:

And when the world still had books and newspapers.

Similarity yes, the same person? No.

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

He's far smarter.

To hell in a handbasket

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

She has a yeast infection?

You have heard he would die for god. Now this

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I thought catholic priests liked little boys, not big ones.

When is he going to fund raise with his pretty mug shot?

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

They photoshopped out all the hair dye that was running down his face from the last time he was in town-how nice of them.

That's how it works

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

trump always did like dumb blonds.

Ever a signature is hard

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

My handwriting was never that good to start with. Nobody would know the difference.

Available on TEMU

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I just take my socks off.

Thank you science

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Talk about a poster girl......

Shake it off, lardass.

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Thanks to mitch trump put about 200 puppet judges on the federal bench and now they're lining up to give him a good time.

Judge Juan Merchan ruled that District Attorney Alvin Bragg can discuss the Access Hollywood tape in...

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

The courts have to stop his stall tactics and get his trials moving quickly. It's way past time he's exposed for the fraud he is and held accountable for his crimes. And if they empty his pockets along the way-all the better.

Us boomers sort of lucked out too, though. If that's what you want to call it.

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I remember when rest areas were just picnic tables and rest rooms and there was a cooler in the car trunk.

A failure to communicate here I think

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Somebody needs to get their ears cleaned out.

Stay tuned. The story is developing

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Yes, but was it in time?

Cyndi always doing wishful thinking

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

That'll be her in a few more years.

Wise men count on experience

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

He's been around that block a few times......

Support small businesses in America

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

How much does she want to buy it?

He'll fight for his cause

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Good answer. He knows how to think on his feet.

“I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or ...

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I tried to explain that to my late girlfriend, that the paradise the church promised if you followed their rules would be an unchanging place that would become a hell because it was a perfect unchanging place

Didn’t know where else to post this.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

What we would get if Michelangelo were living today.

so thats where they are

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

No, it's putins dick that is so far down trumps throat that it's come out the other end.

well, guess he's had one win this week

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

The people who could most afford to pay are the ones who don't pay. The only thing that's trickling down is the pee from the super rich laughing so hard on the way to the bank that they wet themselves.

Pretty soon Trump will be as hard up for lawyers as he is for bonds.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

She was stupid enough to take him on as a client.....

Thinking of an adventure vacation?

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

"Coffee with extra foam and a banana nut muffin order up for climber #7"

Barely Tuesday!!!!! 😵😵😂😂

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2024:

But what if your creative goal IS to have orgasms alone in your room?

Just look at it daily and never fail the math class.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

That is cool.

Consider the possibility

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

If she grabbed me I'd kick her in the balls and run because with a build like that she has to have a pair.

I get the hint here

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Johnson hears voices in his head and he's the third in line of succession to be president?

Here we go, found some memes! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Ohhhh-a new career for bobert the bimbo.

Someone can’t come up with 456 million…

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Just wait till they start taking his property and he gets to see the real market value. He is gonna be piiiiissed and the rest of the world will see what a fraud he really is.

Now these!!! Lol!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I know-he can go to some german bank and get a loan or pass the hat to all the maga nuts and bleed them dry.

Oh Daddy!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Now, just how would she know that little tidbit?

“Consideration for others is the basis of a good life, a good society”…………Confucius.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

The Japanese took that to heart.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls".

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I think the proper term would be "busted".

For St. Paddy’s Day……

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2024:

they were practicing for the barley mow https://youtu.be/MdK1VVc0hHU?si=LqSQPhRWOkMne0nA

I'm hangry, I need to eat!!!! Not sure about that sandwich but I'm starving!!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2024:

I wonder if that sandwich is called the Mick Jagger. If maria starts walking funny, you'll know that she's been promoted to dildo tester.

I don't like a flat soda for sure

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2024:

I always like to drink straight from the bottle.

An Easter buffet

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

They already did prey now it's time to munch out.

Peter, don't give in so easily

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Peter don't learn from his poor choice of words do he.

Accept Jesus, or ...

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

I don't want to spend eternity with a bunch of people that look like they've needed an enema for at least a month.

As y'll know Chris Christie dropped out

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

So that's why trump never took part in any of the debates.

I can do that. ;)

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Yep, except for #8-no wrinkles and still the same weight/size I was in high school.

Often the reality of love. From the start to, often the ends.

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

I think the tunnel of love handles is gonna need aa bigger boat.

It had been Stan's dream

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Maybe stan should try sleeping on the other side of the bed.

I say “fuck” a lot….

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Now that's the way to put the priest in his place during confession.

Be happy with your life. It could be worse.

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

If I came home and was greeted by that at the door-I wouldn't come home. I really think he could do better.

Rollin' with Boelyn.

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Self propelled cupcakes, cute.

Would you work for them? ;)

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Looks like my house.

So well done. :)

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Looks like a float from the new years rose parade.

...I have a lifetime membership.

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Where do I sign up?

What a good idea.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Every rest area along every superhighway, and every doggie park.

Give that girl some black nail polish and a spiked collar.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

That cancel one sounds like me once in a while, wear myself out rushing around trying to get ready.

Give that girl some black nail polish and a spiked collar.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

How long did it take for bob to decide to come back.....

I didn't get addicted.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Diet coke-less calories to the snort.

Not the ex first lady. Don't confuse.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

We can only hope that it comes to that.

I am manipulated I think

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Ok, but she's also wearing a cross.

Ok music fans, a question.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

abbakiss (abacus). I also used a slide rule. Yea, I'm showing my age

Which is your favorite food truck?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

The sign on the lower right says follow us-I bet they have a parade a mile long behind that truck.

I am ultra progressive

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

Booze in a juice box-sounds like a good idea.

I have a dream....

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

As long as they're happy, I don't care.

Morning Motherfuckers or Shit heads, whichever you prefer! 😂😂😂😂 Hope you all have a ...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

If I'm driving a pinto and I see that vw behind me, I'm getting the hell off the road-quickly.

Ahhh, Sunday!!! Going to relax all day!!! Cheers!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍾🍾🍾🍻🍻🍻

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2024:

I don't eat the pizza crust because my dogs and birds love it and the only way to keep the peace is to share.

Is Mother Nature suffering...dementia?

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2024:

I hate it when mother nature falls off the wagon.

Who would have guessed?

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2024:

The m in maga stands for moron.

I am gonna vote for him

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2024:

If they deport the immigrants they should make the republicans do all the minimum wage, bottom of the barrel jobs the immigrants now do.

I love Karma

EricJones comments on Feb 1, 2024:

The people you step on on the way up are the same people who are going to throw you under the bus.

A totally new version

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

As long as he's not telling her how much he loves her when it happens.....

She don't give hoots

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Does she live in the cathouse?

A friend in need, no matter where

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

That's going to be hard to explain after they both crater.