The perfect end

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2023:

Just make sure he has the right address.

It's Saturday, the storms have passed, only one tree down, supposed to be sunny and mild. I'm Fine.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2023:

Not no more, I retired on new years eve.

How high is high?

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2023:

REALLY happy bunnies.

Life's a bitch, then you die.

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Just dump it into the compost heap and use it to grow vegetables.

I love it when they reuse the same picture…

EricJones comments on Mar 1, 2023:

So many captions so little time.

Go Campbell's!

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Welcome to the real world. A loving home is what counts.

School must have been interesting.

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Maybe now somebody will get that pothole fixed.

Nope, wasn't me.

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

I have shih tzu's. They're just not big enough to make a large volume of gas. Although bean burritos are off the menu. Why take chances.

Kids say the darndest things.

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Well, looks like little johnny isn't saying grace anymore.

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

I had a girlfriend back in the early 80's used to joke about that. We weren't together long enough to put it to a real test though.

My idea of heaven…

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

I love #2, just change unemployed to retired.

Way to go Thor... [nypost.com]

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

If sailors can have a girl in every port, why can't he?

Random quotes for Monday…

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Too true.

We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free ...

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

It's closer than most people think. Had janurary 6 been successful we would be there.

Totally missed by the Bible

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Every civilization in that era had gods knocking up virgins, they were a dime a dozen. And they all bore children that were super humans. Christians are just to stupid to accept the truth that they're stupid enough to believe a fairy tale.

Shouldn't we feel good?

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

I just missed the cutoff, I was born in feb. 1960

They aren't atheists; they think they are gods. 😆

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

#2 looks like some of my cats.

Wear the dang masks they said....

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Some new suits for the sports illustrated swimsuit issue?

Never annoy a cat...

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

That's why I keep all my sharp objects in secure places. Between the inside and outside cats I have, I wouldn't last long.

“Poverty is not an accident.

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Why worry about the poor when giving tax cuts to the wealthy is far more important. After all, who gives more money to members of congress? And the people who make the laws are loaded and set for life so poverty has no bearing on their lives, so why should they care.

Ukrainian Mastercard commercial....

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

That's a good one, I love it. Sell a luxury yacht or two and it's paid for

Very windy day here today, 60 mph wind gusts, staying in bed kinda day! Hope you all are having a ...

EricJones comments on Feb 27, 2023:

That's how I found my cat tiny, eating out of the neighbors garbage. Took me a few weeks to get her in the house, now after 10 years she's happy house kitty.

Looks right to me…

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Not a bad idea.

I'll take that as a no then...

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Their women are cute though. Maybe that's the problem-they don't want to share with us.

Seems to happen every festival season

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I hope there are a few extra rolls in there because it's gonna take a lot of wiping to get that asshole clean.

He did not think out his answer well enough.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Right up there with does this dress make me look fat?

I used to struggle learning Roman numerals... Until I got to 159. Now it just CLIX

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2023:

That's a good one.

I need a vacation!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Actually we all live in a terrarium. The earth is a giant terrarium.

Some guys will do anything for anal.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2023:

And don't forget the gas mask he's wearing on the first date is for covid.

The rat traps are a nice touch.....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2023:

Sounds like Anna Nicole Smith.

The Hypocrisy of the Church Catholic Church: No meat on Fridays during Lent: Ok so no eggs ...

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2023:

Never point out their contradictions because it makes their tiny little brains explode.

Been there many times. You?

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2022:

I can't remember the last time I had 5 hours sleep, let alone more.

Three happy dudes 😆

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2022:

how do you eat pizza like that without everything sliding off the crust onto your face.

Dang, it's so hard to keep this all sorted!

EricJones comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Ship all the illegals who came here looking for work to better themselves back to Florida to help rebuild the place and see the welcome they get....

Best arguments in the world for keeping abortion legal.

EricJones comments on Oct 4, 2022:

A trump rally is proof that the shallow end of the gene pool really is.

Herschel Walker is ridiculously stupid and childish, there was a time, because he is black, he would...

EricJones comments on Oct 3, 2022:

Remember he's a card carrying trumper which automatically qualifies him as an idiot. CTE is just the icing on the cake.

“Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular ...

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2022:

He's right. Just look at movies that use modern music for a soundtrack and those that use more classical type music. Which ones seem to withstand the test of time. It might be the writing and acting but I think the music also makes a difference

Makes ya wonder.

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2022:

Virgin births were a dime a dozen in that area in that era-so who knows how many virgins the great sky fairy nailed.

Healthcare in America is a joke.... [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2022:

I work in the industry and health care in this country is almost third world in nature. It's the laughing stock of the major countries of the world.

Oops. I may have gotten rid of all my wordly goods a bit too hastily I'm afraid.

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2022:

Somebody keeps announcing a new date for the rupture and it keeps blowing past with nothing happening. You would think they would notice a pattern to their proclamations. ationsations

"In the US, we’re happy to claim collective responsibility for Apollo 11.

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2022:

The first major genocide in North America happened at the hands of the Europeans and the catholic church. The cultural genocide of the last 150 or so years was at the church telling the federal government-both US and Canada-that forcing the children of native americans to church run boarding schools they would tame and civilize them-make them "white". Both governments agreed.The adults were forced onto reservations and the children taken away. These actions were the ideas of a few morons, not the population as a whole.

Heres how it's done folks

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2022:

The missing link between primordial ooze and 2 celled organisms.

Scholars couldn't figure why?🤔

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2022:

nice one.

Just my luck! I decide to take public transportation to work, and this happens...

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2022:

Nobody is ever going to believe that late excuse.

My watchdog - well, pretending to be. He is pretty useless, actually. 😆

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

He's a cutie. I know the feeling. I have 7 shih tzu's and one crazy amazon parrot. Guess who guards the back door. The dogs will bark and go away, the bird looks and says "don't know you" and it's game on.

Over 1,600 books were banned in U.S. school districts in one year – and the number is increasing

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

A coordinated effort nationwide by the far right to make their agenda of christian minority hate the rule of the land. Many of them think that reading a book about LGBTQ is going to make you LGBTQ. They can't accept that people are different than them and are trying to make them and all they stand for go away. The genie is out of the bottle (closet?), learn to accept it and make the world a better place.

That was one hell of a class

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

The tutors name wasn't Timmy Leary was it?

And so Judaism began with an ouchie.

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

That's porn-quickly, tell the far right to ban the bible from all bookshelves.

Looks more like you've been kicked out by your missus, mate. 😆

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Did the dog win too?

Never give more than 25%.

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

This public service announcement was not brought to you by the vampire union local 253.

And who can blame him?

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Around and around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel, the monkey stopped, pulled.out his gun and pop goes the weasel.

What a guy!

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

He's gonna have a LOT of company. Maybe trump can build a bunch of gaudy towers with 10 x 10 rooms all with lindell as the interior decorator.

Yes, margarine is inferior. 😆

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2022:

I keep my butter in an old margarine container.

Not just in the morning, either.

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

For the first one I usually tell people a high fiber diet but the bladder works too.

Dads are not playing these days

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

Daddy's busy working three jobs to make enough to send you to college

Somewhere in Alabama 🤔

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

I know it's legal in West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. Just look at the people they send to the senate in washington.

Wait, isn't this illegal in Alabama?

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2022:

That's the deep south and the first thing that comes to mind is "ain't karma a bitch.".

Trump Criminal Galore 2

EricJones comments on Aug 14, 2022:

These are some really good ones

Happy Saturday Night!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Aug 14, 2022:

The acupuncture is my house to the letter. My legs look like I'm either a cutter or shooting up all the time. In my house keflex (antibiotic used for skin infections) is a maintenance drug.

Trump Dump....

EricJones comments on Aug 13, 2022:

The law and order president (and party) just found out that the door swings both ways and they just got it right in the kisser.

Divided loyalties???

EricJones comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Is that worshipping two false gods at the same time? Or just the golden elephant?

Some changes are coming

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Is that called womens rights?

Yes it is

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

One dummy learned how to walk upright and it was all downhill from there.

So helpful...Does she have any sisters???

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

A house warming present-how sweet.

Flogging a dead horse? :-D

EricJones comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Maybe he was only counting from the wedding and she was counting from the time they met.

Wednesday!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Jul 14, 2022:

What about 5 crazy people for one hour-then all I have to do is go to work for an hour and I'm in.

For your viewing pleasure, or something like that.

EricJones comments on Jul 11, 2022:

Who took all these pictures of my house?

I thought the word 'Caesarean' began with the letter 'S' but when I looked in the dictionary, it was...

EricJones comments on Jul 10, 2022:

I love it. That's a good one.

Its all about perspective

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2022:

All that frothy water is from all the fish beating a path out of town.

Peopling is exhausting to me. I prefer large gatherings in very small doses.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2022:

I like large gatherings too-festivals, fairs and the like where there are so many people I can just disappear into the crowd.

Happy treason day to all us Bloody Bastards!!

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2022:

I want to take yoda and his psa and hang it on every door, wall and any other vertical surface in my ER

Be careful while banging whatever

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Looks like superman hasn't seen lois for a while....

For a morning hug

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Guys-don't forget to pick this thing up before you go, because if you miss-even a little-you'll spend the rest of your life peeing out your nose.

Isn't that the truth?

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

And don't forget the stock holders too. I've worked in a hospital pharmacy for way too long (about to start my 44th year-6 more months and I'm out) and I can attest to that. A fair amount of drugs have been derived from plants over the years and they still cost a fortune and yet when the patent goes off the price goes through the floor. What price life?

He was an engineering student from Georgia

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

An elevator for the claustrophobic crowd.

Looking back, that was the happiest

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

If you had used a google phone to take the photo, you could have yourself erased out of the photo and told everyone the body jumped over the side by itself.

Today's Riddle What is not an island?

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2022:

If time waits for no man, and no man is an island-does time wait for an island?

Clarence Thomas needs to be reminded and removed…

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Thomas and all trumps justice appointees too.

Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall. - William Shakespeare

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Old Bill was never around when the doughnut box hit the office meeting room table.

Don't even try it lol

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

We're far smarter than that. We use logic and ask questions.

Logic of the Christ

EricJones comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Don't try and figure it out-it'll just give you a headache and nausea.

“Here’s to the crazy ones.

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2022:

The world needs more people like these "outsiders" I've always looked at things and said what if we try this and see what happens, but only on a small scale. These are the people who do it on the grand scale.

Mega church leader with 5 million world wide followers gets more than 16 years for sexual abuse.

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2022:

And the catholic church with roughly 1 billion members tells the courts "don't worry, we'll take care of it ourselves.". And it gets swept under the rug. They throw some collection money at the victims, make them sign a nondisclosure agreement and laugh like hell. What's wrong with this picture?

In the Texas legislature, more than 6 dildos constitutes a quorum.

EricJones comments on May 31, 2022:

That tells you what the lawmakers in texass (yes I spelled it the right way) think of women. -----

If you can read this, we can be friends.

EricJones comments on May 30, 2022:

b52's love shack and baby from dirty dancing the verse is love shack,baby love shack

Can't argue.

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

That is great, I love it.

Nah. Let them be mysterious and attractive. 😆

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

Just a little lite reading.

This will probably be me…

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

I'll play the lottery thank you.

I want to make it clear.... Lol

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

I'd secure her very well to the deck, she won't fall over board.

The bartender is unmarried, I think.

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

The fine print is always the killer.

I miss Kenny Rogers.

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

I wonder which is going to bounce farther-the wheel or the guy on the bike.

My mind is all over on this... to tell you the truth

EricJones comments on May 29, 2022:

Super glue.

A biblical infection!

EricJones comments on May 20, 2022:

Is that another way of saying fire in the hole?

EricJones comments on May 20, 2022:

Some people really shouldn't be left out of the house.

The sum of it for me…

EricJones comments on May 16, 2022:

Typical religion salesperson-does not know a damn thing about the product he's pushing on others. Ignorance is bliss and they are a blissed out bunch.

The ultimate Sunday snack!

EricJones comments on May 16, 2022:

At least you're not spreading germs by everyone drinking out of the same mug like some churches do.

Happy Sunday!!!! 😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on May 16, 2022:

That's mom-just telling it like it is.

No, every day is not boring

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

Well, that does explain her huge breasts.

NYC - the place of happenings

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

That's disney-use them up and spit them out.

OnlyFans has caught everyone attention

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

That looks like my misha