Notes on adapting:

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

That's cute.

Oh oh trouble

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Before you know it the evil witch will be giving snow white poisoned toilet paper.

Jesus on a dinossur ?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

T rex should've eaten the fraud and saved us all a lot of trouble.

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I think we found out what the "extra" means.

Good camouflage.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

That must be some good camouflage.

She's the one.Today.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Simple but effective teat.

Half the time,it screws up something.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Those reminders are annoying as hell.

Brutal,but funny.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Easter island is missing somebody.

sadly - pretty close to the truth LOL

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yea-how did they get so old...

two fer

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I vote #2.

Yeah, why not.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Wait till he grows up.

I'd watch that movie.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

He who gets the lock off gets the prize. I'd cut the belt-I doubt it's hardened steel.

Yep.......

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I went to Walmart tuesday morning for the corona senior citizen shopping hour (6-7 am). was great-only about 150 people shopping. For once I'm glad I'm old (I'm only 60 but it got me in.)

Absolutely!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Us and our toilet paper.

Place you can go this weekend [placestovisitthisweekend.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I'm going to......work.

Ready to head out!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Just throw an oxygen tank on the back with a hose to the head and nobody will think twice.

I was getting ready but....

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The apocalypse- what happened while you were making other plans.

Rule of law must be maintained

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Just give him a cut and he'll let you go.

Really? Is that a lion?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

That furry feller doesn't look like he's buying it.

Good for bill

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Even captain obvious is saying stay home. That speaks volumes.

No kidding

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Really....

Michelangelo's Creation: God, Adam ...in corona times!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Don't know about that-nowhere in the bible does it say god created the virus.

One problem on top of another.

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yes-when this is over the hand Dr's are gonna be busy.

Damn you Corona

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

She needs the goggles. You have to protect the eyes.

He makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

This should be a PSA on tv.

In this stressful times...

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

GOOD. Let them put up with her bullshit.

A cunning linguist

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Now that's talent.

Karma baby

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I want to watch that show.

The truth

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Hard to say if he's laughing or crying, but he's thinking "Jesus christ get this asshole away from the microphone."

Might work

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

The little ones get the gunk out of the drain that you just can't get with the toilet brush, but the big ones clog the pipes and are murder to get out.

Religious cat

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

That is cute

Looks familiar

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I know the feeling.

Makes no sense

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Microwave burned out last year, so the gunk is only 11 months old.

Not my cereal

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Starting before breakfast? Gives a whole new meaning to starting the day with a bang.

Trump is worried about the economy

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Somebody give him a fiddle-he looks like Nero.

Imagine that

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I spray 70% alcohol-it burns the eyes and any open wounds for a moment but after that it's fine. And there's no residue so they can't trace it to you.

Where's Waldo? ... (Corona-version)

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Somebody threw together a whole book of these. It's hysterical.

Good point

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

They're just outside to make sure you stay inside or at least 6 feet apart.

Just warning everyone in advance

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

With a little imagination, it's amazing what can be used around the house to workout with.

Good question

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It's how much he'll spend to buy silence and how much (of our tax dollars) he'll spend to buy the election.

Only if you are

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I would if I could, but I'm a little busy right now. Give me 5 or 10 minutes.

Just received. WTF?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It took 5 days? Hell, I did it in 3 1/2.

Not appropriate

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

You might end up in the wheelbarrow with the neighbors crying out "he's dead, he's dead".

Taking beach cleanups seriously.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I think the filter is gonna clog a lot.

Ahmed's dilemma

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Must be nice.

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your ...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I enjoy what I do but I have a handful of bad covid-19's in my hospital and they are making me really earn my pay.

😷 How has the covid 19 virus affected your sex life?

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I don't have a social or sex life so nothing's really changed.

NO!!!! PLEASE! NOOOOOO!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Tell them we're in quarantine and they'll have to come back when it's over.

For wreckless consideration.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I love the fuel filler door.

A handfull of the good stuff

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Is the second sign pointing to the first sign? Because otherwise that's kinda left.

Not dressed apropriate for isolation

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I don't think she's shopping for food to ease the boredom of isolation.

No Bra During Quarantine! Women on Twitter Express Happiness with Funny Memes and Jokes During ...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Why not-if you're gonna be cooped up you might as well be comfy.

He needed a break

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Just go straight to tinder and save yourself the time.

He knew what he was talking about.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2020:

He was a true professional at it.

Oh, this terrorists!

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Amazing how knowledge and facts that disprove superstition and myths can create such fear.

The earth is a hot Anime girl. Who knew?

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Is that mother earth?

(working) hard at home

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Internet porn must be over capacity.

Times are tough. Let's go easy on beans.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Ya take whatever's left and make the best of it.

Oops missed it

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Really? Nobody told me.

Cute kitties

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Looks like my house except mine are multicolored.

Different than reality

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

You have to work with what you've got.

Self quarantine is hard as it is....

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Brain in gutter syndrome.

Want to overdo self quarantining? Lol

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Well, that kills about half an hour-now what?

I had to ...

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I understand crabs like toes....

For some reason this really cracks me up

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

And so they did-it's called covid-19.

Now would be a good time to pave the roads.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Are they driving through Pennsylvania?

More cats, because I hit "submit" on the last post too quick... by mistake. Meow.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

A kitty tv table is too much; as for the kitty at the bar -if the dept of health saw that there would be holy hell to pay.

Guilty as charged

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Who says old people can't handle modern technical things?

Oily Josh pole dancing for your sins

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Sounds like some kind of punk rock band

Everything is topsy turvy

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

If you want to be left alone-start coughing; people will avoid you like you haven't bathed in a year.

Gatos! Meow.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That's my house, esp. the walmart bag-they think it's the greatest toy ever.

"We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out" - Winston Churchill

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Once you say them- you're stuck with them.

There are some I'm not familiar with, but didn't want to break up the set.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Somebody is having way too much fun and needs to get out of the house.

Today's Bible lesson

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That sounds like a good idea.

Listen to Jesus

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That's taking the grammar police thing a bit too far.

T-shirt love.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That's cute.

Adapting to the market.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

As the saying goes-you don't f... the face.

Don't talk to me about atrocities in war, all war is an atrocity. - Lord Kitchener

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Too true. Those that start wars aren't the ones fighting them and don't have the physical and mental scars afterwards.

The guy who was forced to 'Shelter in place'...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Decades ago tv was called the great wasteland. What would those people call it today?

Restaurants closed? Not to worry. Your favorite Chinese take out is here.

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

How did they keep it warm?

So easily amused!

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Very original-I like it.

Truck full to bursting with thoughts and prayers

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The charmin truck was hijacked and they took everything-even the roof and back doors.

New Puppy, Day 4: the cat had enough

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Looks like my house.

I am always in a meeting

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

What are they researching-the Kama sutra?

A couple more items about those of a certain stage of life.

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Shit-I'm at a certain stage of life. What happened?

Spanish Army that have locked down the country keeping everyone off the streets 😂 looks more like...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

That's only a tiny sample-what's the rest look like.

💜💜💜 😁

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Yes, yup, and oh yea.

Works for me?

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

works for me.

IceBreakers Make Me Feel So FAKE Because They Are Intended To Help Me Start A Conversation or ...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Been there enough times.

Foster decided it was wise to take his chances on the ice flow rather than get back aboard the ...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

He wasn't with the Franklin expedition cruse line was he?

Here’s a full list of items you should be panic buying:

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Invisible ink?

Made in China

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The owners of those hats should be sitting on them?

How about some Movie?

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I don't think I've ever heard the twit ever give a straight answer to a question. It's always "we're working on it, but it'll be great-the greatest ever" and the like. Or he just out and out lies through his teeth.

That baby is woke!

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

KId's got a good vocabulary.

Might work

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Is that going from roll your own to your own roll?

Strange times

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

This only applies to those that wear pj's to bed.

MY how times have changed in just a week

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Amazing isn't it.

Rough first day

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Quite the educational experience.

Special Price !!! For those of you who have searched in vain for a wonderful surprise gift ....

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Is that Mr Whipples birthday cake?

And this is how the first religion was created...

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.