Something they need to plan for

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2022:

The car won't be the only thing getting a charge.

She's going to have her hands full with this .

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2022:

It was worth a try anyway.

It took me a second.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2022:

That kind of stoned is a one way street though.

Else you'll wait forever.....

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Just don't forget the industrial size k-y.

Please tell me is it fair?

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

At that price what side fixings come with it?

Close to retirement? Here is a lesson.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Is that there one of them threesome things I keep hearing about?

If you watched PBS or SNL this should hit home

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

The only reason nobody killed trump.

See the difference?

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Being the president can age you in a hurry.

She don't need to wait no more

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

And a man in uniform to boot.

Me shouting in front of Tom's house: Tom, coming out to play?

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

The good old days. First place you went was to the playground, then to the ball field because your baseball glove always hung on your handlebars and there was always a game going on.

And that's that.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Reminds me of a you tube video- https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

Two boys , I raised them both .

EricJones comments on Jan 2, 2022:

Hi Prailina, I feel your pain both at work and home. I'm a lead IV technician in a 200+ bed hospital and have 7 shih tzus (plus an army of cats) and make the same promises about walks and all and it never happens. We have the same conservative a--holes fighting mask and vaccine mandates and then showing up at the er half dead crying "cure me" and "I don't wanna die". They refuse to mask up in the buildings and act like idiots when told they have to. A few of us in the pharmacy-I haven't had the time to speak with any other departments- are waiting for the post holiday surge, and we are scared. Good luck and hang in there-and don't do what I did after a really bad night-half a 9 inch pecan pie and a spoon. Took me 5 minutes. Not a good idea.

“Anything can be interesting as long as you access it from the right angle”……………… ...

EricJones comments on Oct 3, 2021:

' This is too true-just ask the tabloid press. ***

No need for confusion

EricJones comments on Oct 3, 2021:

It all depends on what you have to do when you go in.

A quote that should inspire us all....

EricJones comments on Oct 3, 2021:

I work with some people with that disease-maybe I'll try this cure.

Wait until he gets his claws in him!

EricJones comments on Oct 3, 2021:

That cat's name wouldn't happen to be Jack would it?

This is known as one of medicine’s most incredible moments.

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2021:

In the last 43 years that I've worked in hospital pharmacy I've seen so many advances that have saved so many lives and allowed so many people to live normal lives that would have otherwise died just a few years before. I hope to live long enough to see what the next 40 years produce.

Militant Atheists?

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2021:

I think you're right, what you choose to do with your time is up to you-not him. I enjoy christmas music-I know the reason behind it is a bunch of bull-but the music is beautiful in it's own right. If he does n't like what you do -well too damn bad, he's not the one pulling your puppet strings.

So once again a prominent anti-vaxxer couple have died a few days apart.

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2021:

Stupidity has a tendency to eliminate itself from the gene pool.

Did you know this?

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2021:

Mosquito's don't have teeth to hang on with either.

For those of you that are tired of messy soggy water, they have created dry water.

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2021:

For those of you who still have your pet rock.....

Every time I see someone announce a "Go-Fund-Me" page for an anti-vaxxer who just died I want to ...

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2021:

That should be trumps mugshot there. After all, he was the one that said this bug was going to be a big fat nothing.

He's in a comma.

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Somebody didn't pay much attention in their early English classes.

Tastes like karma

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2021:

True karma would be her at the prosecution table and winning.

What a great deal!

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2021:

I can feel the pounds piling on already.

Good old time lol

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Compared to the lunatics that belong to and run the party now, she seems like the only sane adult in the room. And she hasn't gotten any better with age.

Nature lover

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Woody Woodpecker?

I bet they each have a story...

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2021:

I bet that makes for some interesting meetings.

Something to think about...

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2021:

And early on most of their math was done with pencil and paper and with a slide rule.

The struggles of life....

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Tell me about it... Mine don't do an oral syringe either.

I needed a part that wasn’t too hard

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2021:

How do they make porn movies when everybody is supposed to stay 6 feet apart?

Yeah, now MTV should stand for MishmashTV...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Really-the music part disappeared a long time ago.

mmm Chinese food

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Lucky you-they don't let me in anymore.

New Easter tradition ?

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Shouldn't the ropes be attached one to each side of the upright? After all, if they're stupid enough to believe that story....

I've got all day...how 'bout you???

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Looks like my Sylvester. I call it moving a mountain to move a mountain. (he weighs a bit over 20 pounds).

Gentlemen, I will say it once, this means "NO"

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Her daily yoga workouts must be something else.

Nothing worse than a scratchy LP.

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Going hip-hop dj are we?

Hard to believe they don't notice.

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

And people wonder I like to drive.

Mariokart

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

How are they going to get a tow truck in there to get that back upright?

It's easier wearing a kilt, I guess?[agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

I have 3 kilts and it does make it much easier. And no zipper to catch anything in either.

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ...

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Then how does she explain the little slug of wine to wash down that cardboard wafer?

Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Add independent local newspapers to that statement.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Can't argue with that.

It is my pleasure to welcome @saliq12384 and @Stephanie1961 to "Introverts Unite!" We're happy to ...

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I work in a hospital pharmacy clean room and every once in a while I get a mask-just like the one in the picture-that is missing an ear loop and the first words out of my mouth are "save this one for Vinnie."

I came, I saw but I couldn't figure this out. Can you?

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2020:

There are some questions I just don't want to ask.

Where the answer is better than the question! :-D

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It's not hard to ask, things only get hard after you ask.

This is hilarious love it

EricJones comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Maybe sending thoughts and prayers will work.

Don't cut in line.

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Never underestimate us old farts and our private shopping hour.

From the shallow end of the pool?

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

That's gonna take a long time.

Yup accurate

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

And closing one beach bum at a time.

Yeah where is it

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Oval office? Anything to keep him off twitter.

Oops pissed off monk

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

The truck's bigger than he is-I don't thinking he's gonna win that battle.

Wrong answer

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Always think before you speak.

Isn't this true?

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

They're getting better.

Oops funny

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

It took him that long to figurer that out???

Oh oh stop eating

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

He ate the trees right to the ground.

2020 gynecologist visits....

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Video visits have taken off like a rocket. My hospital network (20 some hospitals and hundreds of doctor offices) got a video visits up and running in about a week.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Put sharp objects on the ends and make it spin so everyone knows you mean business.

MeToo.......

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Mess with the virus-the virus mess with you.

See! It could be worse.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

She has to wash for a full minute.

I hear Canada is getting warmer maybe I should emigrate....

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I like them all, but #3 is too true.

When Karen calls 911...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Is Karen blonde?

Well that's disturbing.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

He spent too much time in space by himself.

Accurate for most days.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I wish I could do that-I still have too work.

Might have to lay off members of congress. That's bad.

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

And the cabinet- get rid of them too.

Well did he?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

They should be the first words out of his mouth every day.

😊 Oh, what a feeling!

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

No wonder my mornings all suck.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and ...

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Like being on a diet and putting a webcam on the fridge.

Your sign says no but your PPE says yes

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

He failed a few tests in his time...

Got to have fun.

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

If you don't offend somebody you're not doing your job right.

I started with number 4 and I'm now a 1. And you?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

#3 but no coffee bar (hot chocolate bar instead) and lots of little dogs (and cats).

Even the damn food is getting more action than me.

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Here I thought tomatoes grew on vines.

difference in food choices

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Really...

Follow me for more quarantine recipes

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Just like Irish tea.

Monkey business [agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

That's why you should rush home before she hangs up.

the look... [agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

My girls are cats too (although the dogs would argue that) and all they do is swat at whatever moves on the screen.

Do you have any?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Shows how advertising can manipulate people.

Lucky you if you look like this only when you wake up.

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Looks like me when I get out of work at night.

Quarantine is not going well.

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I understand there's a lot of that going around.

Lovely.....

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I think the word fat explains a lot.

Just about everyone

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

And the year's not even half over yet.

You too lol

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

That explains why the shelves were empty.

I agree with the Captain...

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

The alarm clock is the cattle prod up the a--, then it gets worse.

He's the best kind of Curry!

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Boy -he's expensive. But it's cute.

Florida neme

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

No-stupid people who will become dead people.

Stop and think about this

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

That or you've spent too much time watching game of thrones.

street [agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

English teacher on his off hours.

Good to know

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Ahhh yup-that's about right.

Not suggesting anything.

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

US national highland games are held the end of september every year about 20 miles from me and the caber toss always has a huge crowd. The first night they have a demonstration challenge caber toss- thinner and lighter ( about 125 lbs. the real one goes around 170 +/- lbs) caber and it's not only end over but also for distance. And they make it fly.

Find your destination

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Cute, sad, but cute.

Looks handy

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Damn-that's genius

Delusional nitwits

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

A little lockdown now beats a long summer lockdown.

Yeah eats better than him

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Sounds like me talking to my cats.

The cats have worked it out even if we haven’t

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Says the black cat sitting outside the window while the other two are inside. And he's also right.

Watch that first step down, it's a doozy!

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

From the looks of the wood under the door the steps that used to be there may have rotted out. I'll bet that was a fun ride.

Listen to darwin

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

When those idiots get sick I'm bolting the hospitals doors shut and they can suffer on the sidewalk. I'm saving my dwindling resources for those who really need them.

Always happens

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Wear a nice shirt, sit close to the camera, make sure there are no mirrors behind you and nobody will see the bunny slippers and no pants.

Hilarious Bloopers From Classic Films [digg.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2020:

It hasn't changed in all the years-actors screw up their lines and we still laugh as much as they do.

[agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Looks like he got part of 3 too.

Not the normal intermission.... But intermission from all the crap in the world.

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2020:

And we put that stuff on our toast. And you don't really want to know how it's really made in the hive.