Wow mine next

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

That is GREAT-I love it

Sounds like fun

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

That's not a bad idea. But it needs to be broken up into groups of 10 each.

Who will have the honor of wearing this batch in a few months?...

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Print it on tee shirts.

Take a chill pill Greta...

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

The world shutdown has actually proven her case-the air pollution in China has cleared up, the canals of Venice are clean and you can see fish swimming in them.

More dogs.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

My dogs believe in the open door policy too-just not to that extreme.

Woof woof.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

They always have to go sticking their nose in things.

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Good ones

Happy St Gertrude Day! [learnreligions.com] (Patron Saint of Cats).

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Kitties and boxes just go so well together.

Just wondering ...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

As far as I know.

From Bored Panda, 40 maps you didn't learn in school.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Interesting bunch.

Two of my favorite things in one meme!?! Yay!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

If it gets kids interested in science and math go for it.

Borg cancel invasion because of virus

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Amazing the fear a little virus can cause.

Jason legit look depressed

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

It's been dry times for everybody.

Masturbation boosts your immune system, helping you fight off infection and illness

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

And here I thought it was just good genes.

Never ever!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

When you tie her out she mows the grass for you.

Watch out puppies

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

That is too cute.

Cute puppy

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Will she cough up any toilet paper for a good belly tickle?

We got rid of one of the puppies, but for some reason nobody is wanting these two sweethearts so ...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

When they're tuckered out-any spot will do. Very cute.

Today’s walk.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Very nice. Great mirror image.

The talk is Germany is running out of sausages and cheese.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

That's cheesy in more than one way. What about crackers-are they running short also?

A woman goes into the Butcher's shop and asks if he has Chicken Legs.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

She walked into that one.

Harry's wife needs help

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Harry needs steroids.

Sounds like a good idea

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Send it COD-let him pay for it, he's got the money.

Have to try this

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

When the cops pull you over , they're gonna go nuts looking for the bottle.

She answered the door

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I think that's called being had.

Wholly Help

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Corporal Klinger?

He is from Canada

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Paddle faster-I hear banjo music playing.

Redneck Love

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I think red missed the point of the conversation.

Little April

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Three cheers to Johnny and little April.

Three Little Pigs

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I wonder what goes on at his home.

Camouflage = 100

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Little shit fits right in.

Sooner or later was going to happen

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Disney runs everything else, so I guess it as bound to happen.

Boxing winner

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

And people pay good money and dress up to sit ringside to watch two dummies bludgeon each other (cte anybody?). Just look at what happened to Ali later in life.

Seems only fair...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

There goes the neighborhood-but which way?

Interpol are searching for a group of Polish Truck Hijackers who stole and ate at truck load of ...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

So that's who is buying all the toilet paper.

Social isolation .

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I haven't thought about that, but it's true. Go to work, go home, take care of my pets, clean, go to bed and repeat.

Now? How about now???

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

It takes a while to de-evolve.

You are forgiven pupper.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Yup.

Phantom limb.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

How many service members returning from combat wish that were true.

Fidgety pigeon,

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Little Billy from the family circus cartoon is jealous.

Don't ask,don't tell.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Time for new glasses.

Mew years eve?

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

My cats will sleep anywhere and everywhere too.

My hat off to them.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

They are underpaid and therefore can't make huge political donations (bribes) to politicians, so guess who gets the short end and where it goes.

It could be.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Hard to say. Maybe they're having a hard time keeping up with modern technology.

Sad but true.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Ain't that the truth- except my bills don't get me all excited.

Well.......

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

She has dementia and can't remember any passwords-so I don't think so.

I didn't have that one either.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

The trickle down theory?

Don't Panic

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

After 41 years working in a hospital and a lifetime of major snow storms; I simply say "whatever"-give it a couple days and everything will sort itself out.

Panic-buying is getting out of hand...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Does he know where the toilet paper is?

The master of.....

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Shower and haircut and he'll be fine, but for now- not a bad idea.

What to do with no tp

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I thought we stopped doing that a few thousand years ago.

Heehee, precious cargo!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

In case they run out at the truck stop.

I love The Onion! Porn Industry Leaders Announce Immediate Closure Of All Orifices [theonion.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

For at least 2 weeks too-that's gonna be rough.

He wasn't wrong.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

People fighting over toilet paper-the "chips" really are down.

Is that a goal-oriented statement?

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Living for the present is not a good idea. He should have put away 15% each year.

Yup that's about right

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Look at the time and money you'll save.

Pandemics are kawaii!! ✌️ [knowyourmeme.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I have a mild sinus infection-does that count?

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Good ones.

As I sit at home sick (not covid 19),my April 1st trip cancelled,on hold with the airline.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

You'll be getting a lot of reading done.

Apocalypse: Expectations vs Reality

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

The electronic paperless society does have a drawback.

Tattoo fail.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Two snips and it's all done. So call and make that appointment today.

Finally Taco-Bell with the new design!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Bean burrito and beer bash. Very moving experience.

Ya gotta look...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I thought the eggs were stored down below.

Tough life.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

That's why they have a 2 way TV in your house.

sign of the times

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Been there, cleaned that up

The primary source of the outbreak was just identified. Enlarge to see better.

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

That's the virus all right...

A deep thought

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

The masses of asses.

one more inconvenience to suffer through.

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

I wish the worlds current problems were a joke.

Oh, happy day!

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

And the audience goes wild....

Everyone is affected

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Boy-talk about every nook and crannie...

Supposedly sister wives don't mind sharing the man...

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Where's the fun in that? He'll have a blast, but I hope all the ladies get along with each other. And one of them should be a nurse to give him his weekly vitamin shot-he's gonna need it.

Foolhardy sacrifice...

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

But she didn't use it first.

It's almost as if....it doesn't do anything...

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

if holy water doesn't work, then how about unholy water?

To lazy to make 3 separate posts.

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

I love the St Bernards

Follow the tp tracks

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

I think I'll pass on that one.

Redneck DIY pooper dooper

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

That's gonna be a cold shock to the system.

If we must make sacrifices...

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

The little known story about how jesus multiplied the toilet paper after he multiplied the loaves and fishes.

TP peeking

EricJones comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Safe until your male dog stops and pees on a corner.

Latest day time robbery

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

That is genius. It really needs Vin and the rest of the gang, but close enough.

Sure now i feel better

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

WE'RE SAVED * *-that is if he can figure out what all those big science words mean.

The three bears all over again

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

A silver lining....

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

The ones from Wuhan are 90% off, but trump still has a 25% import tariff on them

Lol payback

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Is that the one they're not paying for?

Really stupid

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

And if it works it's way into the GI tract, you're gonna need them.

Cute kitty

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Cute.

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Very punny and great word play.

Feel free to write your number.

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

A lot wealthier than I am right now.

They like living in close quarters.

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I've heard of a 3 dog night-but a 100 chicken night?

A little more on toilet paper. 🧻🧻🧻

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

The toilet paper / ring is really funny.

Who was that masked man?....

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

The norton anti virus is a riot

Lol, cool.

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

nice breaking the 4th wall.

Today's extra cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Nice word/pic play.

Sad Jason not getting the response he wanted

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Not every day goes your way.

Tp problem solved

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

I'll just hook up the doggie bath hose and use that.

Thats trump

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Ain't that the truth.

That is a problem

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

The one nice thing about kilts-it's easy for guys to go potty. (I own 3 kilts) Although hanging upside down the sporran may hit you in the schnoz.

No kidding

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Total failure right across the board.

Oops wild ad

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

WD-40 is the same as K-Y jelly?

Public service announcement

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Most of the stores are empty anyway, so nobody will notice.

What the bloody hell is a BAT?

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Who cares-they eat a ton of bugs.