Yup, I sure wouldn't!

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

He deserves whatever bugs he gets. And hopefully the list is very long and very inclusive.

Fox News hosts urge viewers to fly despite health officials' warnings - Business Insider

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Take all the deniers, put them on a plane with a handful of virus victims, fly it around for 5 or 6 hours and see how much they enjoy being deathly sick.

Only one that makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2020:

I went to walmart after work last night (thursday)-11:30 pm for some kitten and cat food. Place was picked damn near clean. All the staples were gone. They could have dusted the shelves without moving anything because there was nothing left to move. It's gonna be a shitty spring.

It would have proved very difficult to be believable this year

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Too true. Nobody could make this stuff up.

Some truth in that

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Can you blame it?

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EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Blowing the system up and not having any kind of plan to rebuild is no way to do things. He has never backed up his words with any kind of plan other than "trust me".

It’s not God moving in mysterious ways

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Very true.

Is this what you do in the woods?

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Not the raccoons around here. The ones I see are very well fed, so that ain't happening.

We all know this is true!

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Toooooo true.

Valued customers...

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Tell it like it is.

But seriously, what is it?

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

That might explain the look on his face.

Job opening

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

If at first you don't succeed-call in somebody that knows what they're doing.

The story of my life

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

That could apply to a lot of people.

Coming to a theater near you...

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

And they're on the same team.

Don't panic Joe, your wife and handlers are standing by...

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

It does pay to go over your notes beforehand.

Gotta have a backup plan...

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Finally another use for one of his books.

Oh oh trouble

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

It all went to the cruse ship that as yet can't dock for two more weeks.

Yup sure you are

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

As long as it's 70% alcohol.

This brought me a little giggle..very funny whoever made it

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

They're not keeping it for themselves-they're selling it on the black market and making a fortune.

christian-megachurch-cancels-faith-healing-service-in-response-to-coronavirus-outbreak ...

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Just don't forget to mail in those donations for the collection plate.

This is a picture of an asteroid crater in Arizona - Look how close it came to hitting the visitors ...

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

The universe has good aim.

Attention please.... Deals going on here

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Just hope they can replenish the food stores before they're reduced to the box macaroni and cheese for everybody.

Especially at walmart

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Maybe she just has an itch she needs to scratch.

Typical for him

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

put him in there and seal it up.

Lol sure she is

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

I want a spouse that sleeps in the same bed in the same room as me. And that's the first kid, and that's heading toward incest.

Yup thats us

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

If trump would get his fat (and very empty) head out of the way and let the highly trained NIH and CDC professionals do their jobs we wouldn't be in this position.

Bound to happen lol

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

I'd rather the truth be a tall brick wall that fell on him.

Can you spot the difference

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Grumpy trumpy.

Yep... exactly

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

How well I know, eat standing up, lack of breaks, yup.

Today only!

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Wonder if Martin had a good one?

Who's who, now? LOL

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Good resemblance.

Hop hop pass.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Where's my chocolate?

What am I doing?

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Oh hell yes, and I walked around the house twice doing it.

New item at McDonalds being served.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

I wonder what's between the buns?

The plural form of pepperoni is also pepperoni.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Somebody got gypped on the toppings.

Local gang

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Everybody needs friends.

Let me get my glasses.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

If you don't want them stared at, don't wear tight clothing and don't put a billboard on them.

They are so gullible.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Is that considered still life?

Sad but true.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

It's always darkest before things go totally black.

Lol.......

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Cake with lots of icing-yum.

Stupid but still made me laugh!

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Nice one.

Church introverts praise lord...

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

A true introvert wouldn't go to church anyway-too many people and you have to be social.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up...

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Are geritol and depends sponsors?

President Bubble Boy 'He's definitely melting down over this': Trump worries that journalists ...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Proof positive he's at least partly paranoid.

One of these is a parody account. Who sounds more Presidential?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The left is real because it's all about him.

despite the passing of millenia, history seems to be repeating itself

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

On the taxpayers dime too. And he made money because the security detail stayed in his hotel.

Chinese humor to be admired, says US comedian

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Hysterically funny.

Determined lady

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The bingo gene is a very powerful force. Right up there with the urge to procreate.

Yikes scary

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

These days ya never know what's gonna happen. Sometimes you need a small weapons locker just to walk the streets.

More from Morons...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Take the loot and run. Leave those two morons on the island. That's two less we have to put up with.

Oops scary

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Looks like the trains in India.

So stupid it hurts

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just add milk.

Yup sure lol

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

A woman of many talents, mostly useless talents, but many talents nonetheless. I wonder if she can boil water?

Oops wrong one

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Some people need to have "it" spelled out for them. And I bet that dog is like "OK, you put me in a garbage bin and now you're taking my picture. What are you doing to me?"

Yes you are

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

In my house it is.

This has been floating around for some time...funny and worth a look!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

He big boy

VW bug look out

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Who dreamt that up because it is way cool.

Honest I only ate .... nevermind I ate it all 🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

If that kid is that cranked-I have a bunch of kittens that'll give her a run for her money.

Even a virus has standards

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Tell him to go and cough on trump.

TONIGHT'S DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES We have pathetic choices for president this term but please excuse...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Bernie has everybody talking and looking at ways of moving this country forward.

Generations.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Every generation goes through their growth phases.

Clothing matters.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Nice one.

The romance of a wedding

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Share your lives-share your germs.

Good idea

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Always be yourself and be free.

Pay attention

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just tell everybody all the store had left were the heave duty leather models and everything will be fine.

The difference is glaring

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Stupid vs smart, exclusion vs inclusion, raging mental disease vs normal mentality.

Par for the course

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Goes to prove that viruses are smarter than the high levels of government.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Works for me.

Second opinion is highly recommended🤢

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Talking to his own kind again?

2020 buick lineup

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

You notice that picture was taken from the side and not from behind.

Delivery driver

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

One smart ass to another.

New hair doo

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Ask and you shall receive.

Training gone bad

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

At least it was good exercise.

The life of monkeys

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I always wondered where that phrase came from.

Investments

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

That's a bit of a hole.

Oops wrong use

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Extra points if you hit them.

Ouch hurts to look at

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just hanging out at the 'ol bird feeder.

Nope wrong response

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Given the divorce rate in this country, he's probably right.

Facts of life

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Busted.

Alternative transport ?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

She'll have more after she's done beating him with the broom.

You will never look at a duck the same again.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Do they quack for a treat?

Great satire

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

At least he wasn't worried that the press was going to try to give him leprosy while they were on the plane.

Every son from basic training

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Boot camp can be very educational.

Didnt know they got high

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Looks like a mushroom cap.

OH NO !!! ...not on my NEW COUCH !!!

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Doesn't look like they made it to the semen part yet-he still has his pants on.

Lmao at it again

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Worst part is he thinks the crown is real.

That will teach them

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Hellava sales pitch. A future Godfather in the making?

Oops wrong question

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

It pays to keep up with the latest fashion trends.

Yup accurate lol

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

That's why they don't have singles shoppers night at walmart.

Must be a very strange story there

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

A very strange story indeed and I don't think I want to hear it.

I am visiting that McDonalds

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Even plastic statues have needs.

That would work but not my style

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just make sure the points are sticking out.

Yup would help

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Well, the brakes work good.

Nursing staff

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

That'll be a cold day in hell. 41 years in a hospital and I have yet to see fully staffed happen. Nursing or otherwise.

He fits right in

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

He'll fit like a glove.

Oops wrong ride

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Must be a hot, sunny day.

May have pulled a fast one...

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Never thought about that.

Doesnt feel good

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

It was my weekend off, so I didn't care.

Might work

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Cop will probably put a mask on or have a pole with a basket on the end.

More cats because ... It's a long story and it ends with Meow.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

The cats under my bed use the box spring frame as a scratching post. And they love the box as well.