OH NO !!! ...not on my NEW COUCH !!!

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Doesn't look like they made it to the semen part yet-he still has his pants on.

Lmao at it again

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Worst part is he thinks the crown is real.

That will teach them

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Hellava sales pitch. A future Godfather in the making?

Oops wrong question

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

It pays to keep up with the latest fashion trends.

Yup accurate lol

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

That's why they don't have singles shoppers night at walmart.

Must be a very strange story there

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

A very strange story indeed and I don't think I want to hear it.

I am visiting that McDonalds

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Even plastic statues have needs.

That would work but not my style

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Just make sure the points are sticking out.

Yup would help

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Well, the brakes work good.

Nursing staff

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

That'll be a cold day in hell. 41 years in a hospital and I have yet to see fully staffed happen. Nursing or otherwise.

He fits right in

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

He'll fit like a glove.

Oops wrong ride

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Must be a hot, sunny day.

May have pulled a fast one...

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Never thought about that.

Doesnt feel good

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

It was my weekend off, so I didn't care.

Might work

EricJones comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Cop will probably put a mask on or have a pole with a basket on the end.

More cats because ... It's a long story and it ends with Meow.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

The cats under my bed use the box spring frame as a scratching post. And they love the box as well.

A few more before I fool myself into thinking I might get a good night's sleep.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

It's a good thing Kate is cute, because she's not going very far in the smarts department.

Everyone needs a hobby.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I think this guy sounds like fun.

What’s in a name...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

If he can't figure that one out, he ain't never making chief.

Cats because... Well... Cats. Also. Holy Cat!!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

These are really good. And if I ever tried to put mittens on my cats I'd need sutures.

Since you put it that way...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Christians need to take grammar class and also sentence and structure. That or don't type while drunk as hell.

Getting older...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

This getting old shit is for the birds.

This is my new fur baby, Madeline. She’s 12 weeks old.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

She's a cutie.

To put it loosely, this is crappy.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Yea, but once the soreness wore off you were walking on air for a week.

Yep.........

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Some of those older shows are far better than what's on today. The pluto is the same as magnesium citrate.

This really has the potential to become a thing...

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I'm warm under here, so who cares. But that's my house every time I change the sheets-both dogs and cats.

Yes we are screwed

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Even the medical societies are asking how he thinks he's an expert on this bug and they're not.

Subtle humor

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Tipping point-the point at which the cow is going over.

Little present for you

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I have a brand new kitten just like that.

Kinky aisle.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

One day at work (hospital) we called a floor asking for a patients nurse and the clerk said she was all tied up at the moment so the first thing I said was "oooh-kinky". Everybody laughed.

Can't find the right words.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I can see where that could be a problem.

Hollywood news about the corona virus.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Thats a good one.

Bloomberg's first ad post drop out is a must watch ton of dumping on Trump fun!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Dumping on trump is like shooting fish in a barrel. The minute he opens his mouth he shoots off himself in the foot. He's his own worst nightmare.

KiMoe, the lunatic in fur.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I have 3 kittens, about 6 weeks, are the same. I had a box, plopped on the kitchen floor and they took it over. In, out, upside down, sideways, dining hall, bedroom, you name it. The greatest toy ever made(and they have a lot). The adults like it too.

It is all very obvious.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Any time you go to a town, especially a smaller town, the biggest, fanciest buildings will be the churches. Major cities not included.

[sciencenews.org] arches are important!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I used to be a distance runner, cross country and track coach and people always would ask me about foot, knee and hip pain and it would always be problems with their arches and improper shoes.

Kenny needs to be bitch slapped cuz it wasn't even her favorite brand.

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I hope he puts flowers on grandma's grave after she died of lung cancer.

Yup would be interesting

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

They have ties to wall street, big oil and any big business that sucks money out of peoples wallets, totally destroys the environment and pads their already fat bank accounts. They could care less about the US of A.

🤣🤣🤣 oh goodness 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That is a really good idea. They would fit perfectly.

Yeah can't go there

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

This guy sounds like fun.

We are screwed

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

We're not screwed, we're really screwed, and I mean big league, big like nobody has ever seen before big, tremendous big, out of this world big time screwed.

Other people's misery makes good business

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Some corporation is gonna make some money on this bug.

Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Glad I haven't eaten yet and now have no intent to for the rest of the night.

Hello from Texas

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's why spicy peppers and gloves go well together.

The evolution of world maps over 1800 years. [openculture.com]

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Very interesting.

Which one of you?

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

The little communion wafer is supposed to be jesus body. So anybody that eats the wafer is eating the first christian, so therefor anybody that takes communion will burn in hell.

Just checking in..

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Define "normal".

No more kisses from granny

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Never thought about that. You go to the atm, grocery, or anyplace that involves cash, and there's grandma.

Poor doggy

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I sniffed it's butt and it's really ripe-do something.

Funny dog

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Camera was facing the wrong way.

Doggy is upset

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's why I keep the lid down.

Lol doggy wants his treat

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's what I look like after giving them a bath.

Yup typical lol

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Mine know the sound of the cabinet door where I keep the peanut butter.

The danger of technology

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

It's not called the "mom" model is it?

Don’t look too hard!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

The color may change but the body is still there.

Part 3 - that's all I got. Thank you FB for the funnies from my youth 🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

If we remember all of these-we're showing our age-boomers. And I still have the faint marks on my shin from the pedal. Pop the chain at 20mph-oh yea.

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage." - Immanuel Kant

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Too true. Only man can hold back the advancement of mankind.

Best way to stay safe

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I'd need both hands to hold the lead pipe.

Ever been there

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I have said for a long time I work in the land of id because I'm surrounded by idiots.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Be honest with yourself and be happy.

A virus alert in Germany

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

It's thought to be spread through aerosol droplets, so yea, should work.

Yes better

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Really.

That will do it

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Just looking at that is bad for your heart.

But you don't understand..

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I think she knows something.

DIY.. u methed up

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

A little shake and bake?

This is a bargain..

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

At that price? It's been cut.

Shit brown and puke green

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Every day at work.

When the news is owned by the extremely wealthy it all sounds like bullshit....

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Blonds with short skirts-Yep, that's fox.

Oh...this Mormons!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

With that many kids? They have to be Mormons.

Lmao they might do it

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

And he's done them all many times and said it was an act of god.

Who who who!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Good one.

Wondered about that

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Surprised that didn't happen more often.

A rule is a rule

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Praise Allah and pass the K-Y.

Damned if you do, damned if you...

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Just wear pants and don't worry about it.

Yup makes sense

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

It wasn't pulled out of a nose-it was the other end. And don't forget the orange spray paint.

Little something from up North

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Try to leave some skin intact.

I am GROOT!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Groot in a bad mood?

Believers don't need proof

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

What's the saying- She had me at swallows on first date?

Yeah drunk

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Try and find the pot of gold at the end of that one.

They dont know irony

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Really? Oh please tell me another....

Don’t judge it by MY life!

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Straight out of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Wife is deadlier than Corona virus.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Unless she's wearing his jockstrap-then it's even.

Need a sharpie on the right.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Just have long bangs and nobody will notice.

Life comparison.

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

That reminds me of the walls in the mens rooms at the philosophy building at college.

Confrontation?

EricJones comments on Mar 6, 2020:

This could be an interesting debate.Although jesus tangling with a couple of bikers might not be one of his brighter moves.

Scared me straight..no more shoplifting! 😂

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

It does make the colonoscopy easier.

Guilt is a killer

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

He's a cutie.

Wakey, Wakey!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

That's gonna be fun

Jlep kjouehab

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2020:

I want the car behind her.

Some people! LMAO!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

The older you get the more you appreciate vanilla. It's not easy trying to stop the emergency room staff from laughing their asses off when you try and explain how you broke your arm or your hip or whatever.

That is a good reason

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Love modern children’s books

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Leaping buildings in a single bound-yep, he's had a few.

Boom goes the dynamite

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Would it have been different had he been white?

Gloria is smooth

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

If it feels good...

Seems that way...

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Boy, is he right.

line from the new Jim Carrey show "Kidding" : "The world is filled with lunatics who think that the ...

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Isn't paranoia fun?

If any of you ladies wanna get in on a hot market!🤣

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Those really tight sports bras are going to be a problem though.

That's ok, my dog(s) understand ❤🐕❤

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Mine all understand. I just wish they would leave some room for me.

Still funny after all these years.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

They dreamed up more ways for him to crater than Carter (acme?) has pills.

I wonder what the best way to spread a deadly virus might be, if I were an evil genius?

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Covid-19 is one of the best ways. Long contagious period before any symptoms show up-that's the way to do it.