Oops missed it

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Really? Nobody told me.

Cute kitties

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Looks like my house except mine are multicolored.

Different than reality

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

You have to work with what you've got.

Self quarantine is hard as it is....

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Brain in gutter syndrome.

Want to overdo self quarantining? Lol

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Well, that kills about half an hour-now what?

I had to ...

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I understand crabs like toes....

For some reason this really cracks me up

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

And so they did-it's called covid-19.

Now would be a good time to pave the roads.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Are they driving through Pennsylvania?

More cats, because I hit "submit" on the last post too quick... by mistake. Meow.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

A kitty tv table is too much; as for the kitty at the bar -if the dept of health saw that there would be holy hell to pay.

Guilty as charged

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Who says old people can't handle modern technical things?

Oily Josh pole dancing for your sins

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Sounds like some kind of punk rock band

Everything is topsy turvy

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

If you want to be left alone-start coughing; people will avoid you like you haven't bathed in a year.

Gatos! Meow.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That's my house, esp. the walmart bag-they think it's the greatest toy ever.

"We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out" - Winston Churchill

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Once you say them- you're stuck with them.

There are some I'm not familiar with, but didn't want to break up the set.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Somebody is having way too much fun and needs to get out of the house.

Today's Bible lesson

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That sounds like a good idea.

Listen to Jesus

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That's taking the grammar police thing a bit too far.

T-shirt love.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

That's cute.

Adapting to the market.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2020:

As the saying goes-you don't f... the face.

Don't talk to me about atrocities in war, all war is an atrocity. - Lord Kitchener

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Too true. Those that start wars aren't the ones fighting them and don't have the physical and mental scars afterwards.

The guy who was forced to 'Shelter in place'...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Decades ago tv was called the great wasteland. What would those people call it today?

Restaurants closed? Not to worry. Your favorite Chinese take out is here.

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

How did they keep it warm?

So easily amused!

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Very original-I like it.

Truck full to bursting with thoughts and prayers

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The charmin truck was hijacked and they took everything-even the roof and back doors.

New Puppy, Day 4: the cat had enough

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Looks like my house.

I am always in a meeting

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

What are they researching-the Kama sutra?

A couple more items about those of a certain stage of life.

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Shit-I'm at a certain stage of life. What happened?

Spanish Army that have locked down the country keeping everyone off the streets 😂 looks more like...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

That's only a tiny sample-what's the rest look like.

💜💜💜 😁

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Yes, yup, and oh yea.

Works for me?

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

works for me.

IceBreakers Make Me Feel So FAKE Because They Are Intended To Help Me Start A Conversation or ...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Been there enough times.

Foster decided it was wise to take his chances on the ice flow rather than get back aboard the ...

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

He wasn't with the Franklin expedition cruse line was he?

Here’s a full list of items you should be panic buying:

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Invisible ink?

Made in China

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The owners of those hats should be sitting on them?

How about some Movie?

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I don't think I've ever heard the twit ever give a straight answer to a question. It's always "we're working on it, but it'll be great-the greatest ever" and the like. Or he just out and out lies through his teeth.

That baby is woke!

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

KId's got a good vocabulary.

Might work

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Is that going from roll your own to your own roll?

Strange times

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

This only applies to those that wear pj's to bed.

MY how times have changed in just a week

EricJones comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Amazing isn't it.

Rough first day

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Quite the educational experience.

Special Price !!! For those of you who have searched in vain for a wonderful surprise gift ....

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Is that Mr Whipples birthday cake?

And this is how the first religion was created...

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Mom was right

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Give him a few more years.

Did you file your taxes?

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

She was a bit busy.

Looks like me

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I don't go quite that far.

Lol truth at last

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

And we pay good money for that garbage.

At walmart now

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I think that's called taking things a bit to far. That or it's laundry day

Good idea

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

GYN's put tubes (catheters) into a small opening looking for the right spot and putting a tube down someones throat isn't too much different.

Big change

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Jake's no dummy. Large open space full of cubicles is nothing more than a large petri dish.

That's nothin

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2020:

I'm going to assume the daughter was adopted because she ain't figured out this sex thing yet.

Not so tricky NOW, are you Wally? Heh.

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Does make it easier,doesn't it.

What is green and cute and smells like clean laundry?

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Will that work on grandma's face?

Great for many things

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2020:

And probably make you blind and do a number on your stomach.

The barrack door

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Getting old is no fun.

Oh, life is so hard! Having to stay in, No meetings, no work, no parties.... Oh, WHAT to do?

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Lucky you-I work in a hospital pharmacy.

Church memes

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Let them go to mass and spread this thing around. Then when they're all sick, tell them they can only pray for it to end and watch them suffer. Tell them it's gods curse because they let priests keep molesting children.

Trump Tests Negative For Empathy | The New Yorker

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

He's a narcissistic sociopath-amongst other mental maladies.

Heavenly communion, same day delivery...

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Just fly the bottle around and everybody take a slug, less chance of spilling it.

Wow mine next

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

That is GREAT-I love it

Sounds like fun

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

That's not a bad idea. But it needs to be broken up into groups of 10 each.

Who will have the honor of wearing this batch in a few months?...

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Print it on tee shirts.

Take a chill pill Greta...

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

The world shutdown has actually proven her case-the air pollution in China has cleared up, the canals of Venice are clean and you can see fish swimming in them.

More dogs.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

My dogs believe in the open door policy too-just not to that extreme.

Woof woof.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

They always have to go sticking their nose in things.

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Good ones

Happy St Gertrude Day! [learnreligions.com] (Patron Saint of Cats).

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Kitties and boxes just go so well together.

Just wondering ...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

As far as I know.

From Bored Panda, 40 maps you didn't learn in school.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Interesting bunch.

Two of my favorite things in one meme!?! Yay!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

If it gets kids interested in science and math go for it.

Borg cancel invasion because of virus

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Amazing the fear a little virus can cause.

Jason legit look depressed

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

It's been dry times for everybody.

Masturbation boosts your immune system, helping you fight off infection and illness

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

And here I thought it was just good genes.

Never ever!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

When you tie her out she mows the grass for you.

Watch out puppies

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

That is too cute.

Cute puppy

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Will she cough up any toilet paper for a good belly tickle?

We got rid of one of the puppies, but for some reason nobody is wanting these two sweethearts so ...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

When they're tuckered out-any spot will do. Very cute.

Today’s walk.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Very nice. Great mirror image.

The talk is Germany is running out of sausages and cheese.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

That's cheesy in more than one way. What about crackers-are they running short also?

A woman goes into the Butcher's shop and asks if he has Chicken Legs.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

She walked into that one.

Harry's wife needs help

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Harry needs steroids.

Sounds like a good idea

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Send it COD-let him pay for it, he's got the money.

Have to try this

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

When the cops pull you over , they're gonna go nuts looking for the bottle.

She answered the door

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I think that's called being had.

Wholly Help

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Corporal Klinger?

He is from Canada

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Paddle faster-I hear banjo music playing.

Redneck Love

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I think red missed the point of the conversation.

Little April

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Three cheers to Johnny and little April.

Three Little Pigs

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I wonder what goes on at his home.

Camouflage = 100

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Little shit fits right in.

Sooner or later was going to happen

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Disney runs everything else, so I guess it as bound to happen.

Boxing winner

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

And people pay good money and dress up to sit ringside to watch two dummies bludgeon each other (cte anybody?). Just look at what happened to Ali later in life.

Seems only fair...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

There goes the neighborhood-but which way?

Interpol are searching for a group of Polish Truck Hijackers who stole and ate at truck load of ...

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

So that's who is buying all the toilet paper.

Social isolation .

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I haven't thought about that, but it's true. Go to work, go home, take care of my pets, clean, go to bed and repeat.

Now? How about now???

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

It takes a while to de-evolve.

You are forgiven pupper.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Yup.

Phantom limb.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

How many service members returning from combat wish that were true.

Fidgety pigeon,

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Little Billy from the family circus cartoon is jealous.

Don't ask,don't tell.

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Time for new glasses.

Mew years eve?

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2020:

My cats will sleep anywhere and everywhere too.