Gonna pass on that

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

And people wonder why I'm a vegetarian.

Speaks for itself

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

I don't think that'll be on the streets for a while.

Smart car dumb driver?

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

He wants to make a fast get away after he beats up the biker at the bar.

For all the followers of British royalty.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Meghan's good looking but married so i could really care less. Harry doesn't want to relive the nightmare of his mother and he's right. Good luck.

Happens to me all the time

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

I think they have somebody who comes around and un-fixes the good ones.

Not suprised

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Well, it's a given that the zombie is smarter than he is, so....

Artistic License.

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Smart kid, although I think he's been watching too many war movies.

Not the job I signed up for!🥴😝

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

The part of the job description they didn't tell you about when you popped out.

Hailz Satan 😈

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Looks like one hell of a static charge built up....

He is honest to a fault

EricJones comments on Feb 29, 2020:

She ain't gonna be collecting him......

Younger generation...

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

And the video as well.

Oops be careful

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Probably would be better than the idiot we have now.

Glad I skipped collage.

EricJones comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Yeah Karen.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I like that answer.

Why?...…...

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Obviously it's not Howard the duck....

I thought I heard some cheering.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

All mine hears is me telling the dogs and cats to move over so I can get in the bed.

Meow......

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

That looks like my peanut, open mouth and all.

That strange feeling at home alone - Ha!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

The skeletons want out.

Good morning all.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

You get what you give.

It's a miracle!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

He must have reeeeally good hearing.

who uses their phone as a mirror?

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Unless you get a proposition or two (or more), you reeeeally messed up.

Fellow Canadians... Don't Be Fooled!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Eastern Pennsylvania isn't much better .

Don’t stalk your dreams

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I tried following my dream-she got a restraining order: now I have to stay 500 feet away.

When you don't have your measuring stick handy, improvise.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

That is NOT the place you want frostbite!!!

The catholic church has an app. Who knew?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

They're sneaky that way. It did take me a few minutes to get past the tinder pic.

todays four

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

#3 should sell a lot, but without the glasses you won't be able to read it.

Some things can't be helped.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Shouldn't it be a line and not a circle?

Nope. Don't need that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Isn't that another term for a thong?

Watch out for that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Always buy from a reputable source.

Agreed....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I know that the sign has two sides but somebody didn't read the back when they hung it. Or maybe they did...

Here goes..

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Good ones.

Three for you!

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

For the third car they could have taken the hood off a mack truck and plunked it on

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this may or may not have happened to me before

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

No different than the missing glasses on the top of the head trick.

An honest priest

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Death bed confession?

I know this is agnostic.com, but i had to post this

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

The great flood didn't solve a damn thing-just a waste of water.

The wisdom of Charlie Kirk.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

He's stupid and dishonest.

Good question....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Not really- he likes raping teenage girls

Butter-henge?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Anybody have any baked potatoes laying around?

At least they are learning to adapt. LOL

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Nobody ever said christians were all that smart.

Faithless Vagabonds posed the meme and question. I filled in the blanks.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Priests (gods chosen messengers) are raping little boys and nuns all over the place so this seems to fit the bill.

.....................

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

State dinner at the white house?

Yeah me too

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Don't know-don't drink the stuff.

Make your own caption

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I'll pump them for you.

Cute kitty

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

That looks like my fluffy.

Yeah me on monday

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Yea-and I'm still home feeding my pets. I leave for work at 2.

Just for fun

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Give the cat trumps salami and make America safe for women again.

Still makes sense

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Never thought about that before, there might be something to that.

Should we do it

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

But he pays so well to buy silence....

Only a few will understand

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Point of view can make a big difference.

Come on, Jebus, cut me a break!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

He's just eating at the wrong food cart.

Tech support for granmas.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

As time moves on those are less true.

Today's lunch laugh Several cannibals were recently hired by Talk America.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

When the layoffs come the first to go are the middle managers (usually), so, yea, I can see that happening.

Is this true?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

My grandfather came to this country from England in 1948. They've been eating like that for centuries.

SHIP CLOCK AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

The amount of fine detail to make that and make it work.

Bloopers [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

That show was so good I'm surprised they could ever make it through a sketch without losing it.

Yep we all have one.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

There's one in every bunch.

Divine assets!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I'll take her to the back room to explain to her why she shouldn't dress like that.

Just my luck

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I know that feeling.

What a coincidence

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Depends-if you're using miles one way and kilometers the other then it's different.

A moment of silence.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Where's his black armband?

You're welcome, society.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Make the best of what you have.

Doesn't surprise me. LOL Quantum Tupperware.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

They didn't happen to have one of my missing socks in there did they?

Eggs are healthy, especially if they come with Bacon.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Best eaten raw-they're a bitch to crack open.

Well that should give him hope

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

A little too honest.

Probably a repeat but a goodie

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Backup musician?

The origin of mankind?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

PT Barnum was right-there's a sucker born every minute.

Deerfield Beach, Florida in 2015 and 2019 ...where did the beach go in only three years!

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

A couple good storms with heavy wave action and the day to day waves and ocean currents and it goes in a hurry.

More like in the early twenties.🤣

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Not if they're in a bad mood though....

The best contraceptive there is: do not let the macaroon fall from your legs...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

is that a new game-eat the macaroon?

Memes... Literally. (and Tom Hanks)

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

All 3 are good ones. #3-Orwell was just a little ahead of the time curve.

I'm having second thoughts about this blind date.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

There might be a nice person underneath-ya never know.

Double entendre

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Walt didn't think that one through enough.

News at 11:00

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

This could prove interesting...

Sir poopy pants

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Whatever goes in must come out.

Must be some good reason.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Neither. He's off to see the wizard to see if he can get a brain.

Gotta get a pair of these.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I'd be reeeeally careful where I walk.

Well, that's not good.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Ask questions first-jump later.

I'll see myself out...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

It took me a minute, but that's a good one.

Hmm... Almost...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

He's right-religion's the problem.

That'll show 'em.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Nice use of that one long board.

Good excuse

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

When his kidneys kick in he's gonna have a problem.

Yup TGIF lol

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Friday is only a good day if you don't have to work the weekend.

Anyone else feel this way?

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Nixon was a boy scout compared to this bunch.

Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary ...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

With apple pretty much everywhere; how is this guy gonna stay 100 feet away from any kind of apple product?

Yup milestone

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Yea, that's about how I feel.

Must have been a trumper

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Well----you were wrong and fox has no idea what facts are.

Whoops! An easy misunderstanding.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Whoops....

If vampires had cats.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Throw in a few dogs and a few more cats and that's me.

Foster's Wisdom

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Short term greed outweighs the future of the planet.

Friday nerd humor

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

That's a good one.

The closet monster strikes again

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I locked one of mine in the outside shed for about 14-16 hours. She was fine.

Pick a number and stand in line

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Just pick up the white house during a cabinet meeting, throw in Moscow mitch for good measure and get the hell out of here. And remember-No deposit-No return!!!

Bring on the turkey

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

The 7 - 10 split must be a bitch to get.

Ooooh baby!!

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I think ol' Jeb is about to have some issues.

Ouch. Now this hurts

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

So that's how he came by the nickname shorty.

It's a sign!

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Hide the altar boys.

..........

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

By the time I can read that I'm already being licked.

Truth in advertising?

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

The blessing of the madams?

A few political memes

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I'll do #1 if I can wear my steel toe boots. And can I get a whack with each foot to see which one works the best?

How Christians look to me...

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I think she's hungry