Meow......

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

That looks like my peanut, open mouth and all.

That strange feeling at home alone - Ha!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

The skeletons want out.

Good morning all.

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

You get what you give.

It's a miracle!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

He must have reeeeally good hearing.

who uses their phone as a mirror?

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Unless you get a proposition or two (or more), you reeeeally messed up.

Fellow Canadians... Don't Be Fooled!

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Eastern Pennsylvania isn't much better .

Don’t stalk your dreams

EricJones comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I tried following my dream-she got a restraining order: now I have to stay 500 feet away.

When you don't have your measuring stick handy, improvise.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

That is NOT the place you want frostbite!!!

The catholic church has an app. Who knew?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

They're sneaky that way. It did take me a few minutes to get past the tinder pic.

todays four

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

#3 should sell a lot, but without the glasses you won't be able to read it.

Some things can't be helped.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Shouldn't it be a line and not a circle?

Nope. Don't need that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Isn't that another term for a thong?

Watch out for that.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Always buy from a reputable source.

Agreed....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I know that the sign has two sides but somebody didn't read the back when they hung it. Or maybe they did...

Here goes..

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Good ones.

Three for you!

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

For the third car they could have taken the hood off a mack truck and plunked it on

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this may or may not have happened to me before

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

No different than the missing glasses on the top of the head trick.

An honest priest

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Death bed confession?

I know this is agnostic.com, but i had to post this

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

The great flood didn't solve a damn thing-just a waste of water.

The wisdom of Charlie Kirk.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

He's stupid and dishonest.

Good question....

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Not really- he likes raping teenage girls

Butter-henge?

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Anybody have any baked potatoes laying around?

At least they are learning to adapt. LOL

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Nobody ever said christians were all that smart.

Faithless Vagabonds posed the meme and question. I filled in the blanks.

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Priests (gods chosen messengers) are raping little boys and nuns all over the place so this seems to fit the bill.

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EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

State dinner at the white house?

Yeah me too

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Don't know-don't drink the stuff.

Make your own caption

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I'll pump them for you.

Cute kitty

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

That looks like my fluffy.

Yeah me on monday

EricJones comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Yea-and I'm still home feeding my pets. I leave for work at 2.

Just for fun

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Give the cat trumps salami and make America safe for women again.

Still makes sense

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Never thought about that before, there might be something to that.

Should we do it

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

But he pays so well to buy silence....

Only a few will understand

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Point of view can make a big difference.

Come on, Jebus, cut me a break!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

He's just eating at the wrong food cart.

Tech support for granmas.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

As time moves on those are less true.

Today's lunch laugh Several cannibals were recently hired by Talk America.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

When the layoffs come the first to go are the middle managers (usually), so, yea, I can see that happening.

Is this true?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

My grandfather came to this country from England in 1948. They've been eating like that for centuries.

SHIP CLOCK AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

The amount of fine detail to make that and make it work.

Bloopers [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

That show was so good I'm surprised they could ever make it through a sketch without losing it.

Yep we all have one.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

There's one in every bunch.

Divine assets!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I'll take her to the back room to explain to her why she shouldn't dress like that.

Just my luck

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I know that feeling.

What a coincidence

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Depends-if you're using miles one way and kilometers the other then it's different.

A moment of silence.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Where's his black armband?

You're welcome, society.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Make the best of what you have.

Doesn't surprise me. LOL Quantum Tupperware.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

They didn't happen to have one of my missing socks in there did they?

Eggs are healthy, especially if they come with Bacon.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Best eaten raw-they're a bitch to crack open.

Well that should give him hope

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

A little too honest.

Probably a repeat but a goodie

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Backup musician?

The origin of mankind?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

PT Barnum was right-there's a sucker born every minute.

Deerfield Beach, Florida in 2015 and 2019 ...where did the beach go in only three years!

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

A couple good storms with heavy wave action and the day to day waves and ocean currents and it goes in a hurry.

More like in the early twenties.🤣

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Not if they're in a bad mood though....

The best contraceptive there is: do not let the macaroon fall from your legs...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

is that a new game-eat the macaroon?

Memes... Literally. (and Tom Hanks)

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

All 3 are good ones. #3-Orwell was just a little ahead of the time curve.

I'm having second thoughts about this blind date.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

There might be a nice person underneath-ya never know.

Double entendre

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Walt didn't think that one through enough.

News at 11:00

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

This could prove interesting...

Sir poopy pants

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Whatever goes in must come out.

Must be some good reason.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Neither. He's off to see the wizard to see if he can get a brain.

Gotta get a pair of these.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I'd be reeeeally careful where I walk.

Well, that's not good.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Ask questions first-jump later.

I'll see myself out...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

It took me a minute, but that's a good one.

Hmm... Almost...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

He's right-religion's the problem.

That'll show 'em.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Nice use of that one long board.

Good excuse

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

When his kidneys kick in he's gonna have a problem.

Yup TGIF lol

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Friday is only a good day if you don't have to work the weekend.

Anyone else feel this way?

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Nixon was a boy scout compared to this bunch.

Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary ...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

With apple pretty much everywhere; how is this guy gonna stay 100 feet away from any kind of apple product?

Yup milestone

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Yea, that's about how I feel.

Must have been a trumper

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Well----you were wrong and fox has no idea what facts are.

Whoops! An easy misunderstanding.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Whoops....

If vampires had cats.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Throw in a few dogs and a few more cats and that's me.

Foster's Wisdom

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Short term greed outweighs the future of the planet.

Friday nerd humor

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

That's a good one.

The closet monster strikes again

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I locked one of mine in the outside shed for about 14-16 hours. She was fine.

Pick a number and stand in line

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Just pick up the white house during a cabinet meeting, throw in Moscow mitch for good measure and get the hell out of here. And remember-No deposit-No return!!!

Bring on the turkey

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

The 7 - 10 split must be a bitch to get.

Ooooh baby!!

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I think ol' Jeb is about to have some issues.

Ouch. Now this hurts

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

So that's how he came by the nickname shorty.

It's a sign!

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Hide the altar boys.

..........

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

By the time I can read that I'm already being licked.

Truth in advertising?

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

The blessing of the madams?

A few political memes

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I'll do #1 if I can wear my steel toe boots. And can I get a whack with each foot to see which one works the best?

How Christians look to me...

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I think she's hungry

Seems that way.

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

I won't argue with that one.

Haven't been there in a long time.

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Gallagher with his sledge-o-matic in town?

Wow.......

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Who wrote the Chinese menu after getting tanked on the rice wine?

Why dinosaurs were extinct?

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

And the unicorns too....

The headlines man.....they're killin me Also, this new layout sucks

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

The race to the bottom.

Oh oh caught

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Maybe he has a fold down rear seat and he's using it as a camper. Ya never know.

Never forget

EricJones comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Seamus Kennedy-"American beer" on you-tube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfZVFGJeZs

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Probably not.

No answer.

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Sounds reasonable.

the red dog !!! 172 pounds of lovable drool!!!

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Keep the rug scrubber handy.

Branch manager

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Saves wear and tear on the little guys paws.

Hugs and kisses!

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Now I have to clean the inside of my monitor.

Mo free air.

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I thought it was another of trumps tariffs

Not a fan of puns?

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I don't think the dog enjoyed the pun.

Is this too dark?

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Not until he's done spreading the joy of god.

She who stands like tall tree...

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

The misogynistic orange face took it away from them- it's only fair she return it. Just to add to his legacy.