Little Mike buys himself into campaign...

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

At least he earned his billions honestly.

Dog texting....

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

That might some of the strange texts I've been getting.

Protein Shake on a Cone.

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Putting dessert first are we?

Sounds about right to me.

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I won't argue.

It’s a messy job but someone has to do it

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Really...

Looks delicious

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Oh I love it.

Teleportation.

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I thought this was a hair dryer

Wait....but I love Metal music too!

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Very romantic

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

A unit clerk at my hospital used to complain that I never brought her flowers ( only paper work)-so that's exactly what I did.

Stop it, Rudy. Stop it🤪

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

The word socialism is what the power hungry conservatives use to control their minions and keep them afraid and ignorant.

❤️🧡💛💚💙❣️💕💓💘💝

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

They don't look very Chinese to me.

I have an addiction! Lol

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

You and just about everyone else too.

Another Valentine's meme

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

I don't think Hallmark is too worried about this guy stealing business.

He's an original OG

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

I bet he's a real animal at heart.

BE MY VALENTINE

EricJones comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Mine are never far away and every day is valentines day here.

I guess she's gotta dry it off somehow.

EricJones comments on Feb 14, 2020:

With shoes like that never let your bladder get overly full because you ain' running to the ladies room very fast.

Feb.13th activity.

EricJones comments on Feb 14, 2020:

The only thing I have to shave for is work

Bully kitty

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Learn to share-mine do.

Happy thoughts

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

IQ's can't be calculated below zero

It could happen.

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Boring movie.

The horrible sound...

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Does it work for snoring?

This made me giggle

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

She'd probably throw up on that paper.

Car maintenance 101.

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Making french fries on the way to work?

Bad grandma, no!

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

When grandma gets out I want the cage, including the bottom tray and grate.

That sounds right

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Really.

Yah! What’s wrong with people!

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Somebody learned to tell time using a pie and not a clock.

God, he’s good

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Harry's back. Haven't seen him in a long time.

I didn’t know that was in the job description

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

What is happening at those parties?

Hard to come up with anything

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

ahhh,yup, that's about right.

Indeed it is

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Cute.

Getting laid tonight for sure.

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

That's what I tell people at work after a busy night.

Yup lap dog

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

That's why we are hanging TV's high up on the wall now days.

Yeah they have

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

The immigrants are scared of being deported so they work hard, keep their noses clean and their heads low. The staff know that if he doesn't win-nobody will notice, and if he wins they get a presidential pardon. They can't lose.

Wisconsin strip club.

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I thought that stuff was banned in Wisconsin.

I could actually hear him saying this.....

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

They swallowed it 3 years ago-where has he been?

The worst is yet to come!

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

The true colors are indeed coming out.

Have you ever noticed that during interviews of trump supporters when pinned down for a specific ...

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Because they can't believe the great economy actually started 10 years ago under pres Obama. Trump has brought the world economy to its knees with his trade policies. Manufacturing is down worldwide-including here.

Use extreme caution!!!!!

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Dodge the potholes and the sinkholes and hit the assholes.

See you and raise you...

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Things that go boom in the night.

There are no words

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Working to the very end.

That turned dark.

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

He has a propeller on his beanie, he'll be ok.

Valentines meal ??

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

If that's the best you can do for a valentines meal, it's gonna be a short date.

Better grab the bull by the horns

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Better hope he dosen't just kick straight back...

Try planting this

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

It also keeps you from painting the window, and it really could use a coat or two.

Nothin like a good probeing

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

The earth is defended.

Oh the drive of fishing

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Be careful backing your boat into the water, cardboard has a tendency to fall apart when it gets wet.

Old seatbelt laws

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Some ideas should never leave the drawing board.

Can I get a Motherfucker?

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Just as soon as the other team scores.

Yup figures

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Rednecks and hillbillies

Snow is pretty deep up here in Canada but I am forcing 250 tulips and irises because that's just how...

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I've dealt with a few mid and late spring snow storms, so I'm with her.

They are probably Trump supporters.

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Rednecks at a walmart parking lot.

more goodies

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

If they're the artificial american slices-they taste better with the plastic still on.

Wait till she sees the picture!

EricJones comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I don't think it would be a good idea to let her know that picture exists.

I adopted a little abandoned cockapoo a couple months ago.

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Good on you.

Many of you may know that my eyesight is quite poor.

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Or close either.

In his dreams

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

He is a walking parody of himself. All we have to do is provide the dialog.

Finally Brexit!

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Probably not far from the truth.

Yup works for me

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

That or too much fiber.

Good morning

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

The nice thing about being bald-no bed hair.

Upon further review, the Incompetence call stands...

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Things don't always follow the script you wrote.

Yup happened

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I scrubbed rugs for 6+hours, did 2 loads of laundry, and ate 1/2 of an apple spice cake, so it wasn't a total loss.

Would if he could

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

He wants to erase Pres Obamas name from the history books, so I wouldn't doubt it.

Dear Lord...

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I think he's a little confused.

Those with tiny pups will understand this story.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Oh yes.

What do you guys like to do for fun? i just watch youtube all day lol and sleep.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Single homeowner with a small army of dogs, cats and birds. When I'm not working, I'm cleaning or doing yard work-what is spare time?

Kermit can sympathize

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Except at the box office....

You would think so

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Or the trans-they know a few things about over the top make up.

For once the truth

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Should we start calling him sgt. Schultz?

Naughty piggie

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

That's a good one

Definitely believe that

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Except for Mitt Romney-he sits there with his finger held high.

That will confuse him

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Hell; Trump has trouble finding the US on a map.

Very good idea

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

You're gonna need a bigger garbage can.

How many would do this

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

He should have spread it around and told the cops he as with the landscaping company.

Just reporting

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Hell-that's every day

Oh oh wrong phrase

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

It pays to think before you speak.

So like him

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

That's why he bought the Miss Universe pageant-to him it's a meat market.

Found some cartoons.

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Between christmas and new years eating-half this country would sleep a few months. I wouldn't mind sleeping through winter myself.

Good speller

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2020:

When they would say the pledge to open the impeachment hearings each day-that was the word that went through my head.

Dogs are awesome

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I have dogs, cats, and birds and they all think I'm awesome. Then again they also know who feeds them.

It makes things hard right 🤔.

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Maybe mom's the problem?

Explains A LOT of SHT...

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

People take photo's of their food before they eat it, so I guess this is kind of the next logical step.

Yup just imagine

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Hell, he gave it to them on a silver...no....gold, trump likes gold...platter.

Faith in humanity?

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

That is a reeeeally small volcano.

I just love all these "armchair generals"!

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Way too true...

Hell, he'd get my vote!

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

And he can count without using his fingers.

That's for sure!

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Just don't scratch his head-it could get ugly....

And she should know, right?

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

That's not what he says-and all the sluts told him so....

Trump Tells Americans Use Mops and Buckets to Combat Rising Seas Donald Trump launched into a ...

EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Don't build a wall around New York, just around his buildings. Also useful in keeping out the illegal immigrant mexican housekeepers that he doesen't know work for him.

Hard to travel in "Moses" times, specially in the desert!

EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Hard to believe they traveled the desert for 40 years and didn't leave so much as a footprint.

Cute sign

EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Cute. There was a toyota pick up in my area years ago that the owner painted over the "to" and "ta" so the tail gate said "yo".

Oops what happened

EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:

It pays to get some back-round information.

How country are you?

EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:

That's got redneck written all over it.

"What is it the Bible teaches us?

EricJones comments on Jan 12, 2020:

He was a man before his time. He lived with his eyes open and openly questioned everything without fear.

Me want cookies!

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2019:

The store as all out of cookies because everyone was buying them for santa.

Chillin before the big day

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

No drinking and driving-I don't want the wrong present.

Would this make Lisa Moan a little? 😂

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

She looks good for her age.

Oops expected that

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Yea, me too.

You too lol

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

That's why I don't bother any more-except for my pets.

Merry Crispsmas

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Sour cream and chive?

What a wind bag..

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

How can he not understand wind? He's full of it. His mouth could run a small wind farm.