Still makes sense

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Never thought about that before, there might be something to that.

Should we do it

EricJones comments on Feb 24, 2020:

But he pays so well to buy silence....

Only a few will understand

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Point of view can make a big difference.

Come on, Jebus, cut me a break!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

He's just eating at the wrong food cart.

Tech support for granmas.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

As time moves on those are less true.

Today's lunch laugh Several cannibals were recently hired by Talk America.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

When the layoffs come the first to go are the middle managers (usually), so, yea, I can see that happening.

Is this true?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

My grandfather came to this country from England in 1948. They've been eating like that for centuries.

SHIP CLOCK AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

The amount of fine detail to make that and make it work.

Bloopers [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

That show was so good I'm surprised they could ever make it through a sketch without losing it.

Yep we all have one.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

There's one in every bunch.

Divine assets!

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I'll take her to the back room to explain to her why she shouldn't dress like that.

Just my luck

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

I know that feeling.

What a coincidence

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Depends-if you're using miles one way and kilometers the other then it's different.

A moment of silence.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Where's his black armband?

You're welcome, society.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Make the best of what you have.

Doesn't surprise me. LOL Quantum Tupperware.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

They didn't happen to have one of my missing socks in there did they?

Eggs are healthy, especially if they come with Bacon.

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Best eaten raw-they're a bitch to crack open.

Well that should give him hope

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

A little too honest.

Probably a repeat but a goodie

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Backup musician?

The origin of mankind?

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

PT Barnum was right-there's a sucker born every minute.

Deerfield Beach, Florida in 2015 and 2019 ...where did the beach go in only three years!

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

A couple good storms with heavy wave action and the day to day waves and ocean currents and it goes in a hurry.

More like in the early twenties.🤣

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Not if they're in a bad mood though....

The best contraceptive there is: do not let the macaroon fall from your legs...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

is that a new game-eat the macaroon?

Memes... Literally. (and Tom Hanks)

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

All 3 are good ones. #3-Orwell was just a little ahead of the time curve.

I'm having second thoughts about this blind date.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

There might be a nice person underneath-ya never know.

Double entendre

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Walt didn't think that one through enough.

News at 11:00

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

This could prove interesting...

Sir poopy pants

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Whatever goes in must come out.

Must be some good reason.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Neither. He's off to see the wizard to see if he can get a brain.

Gotta get a pair of these.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I'd be reeeeally careful where I walk.

Well, that's not good.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Ask questions first-jump later.

I'll see myself out...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

It took me a minute, but that's a good one.

Hmm... Almost...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

He's right-religion's the problem.

That'll show 'em.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Nice use of that one long board.

Good excuse

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

When his kidneys kick in he's gonna have a problem.

Yup TGIF lol

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Friday is only a good day if you don't have to work the weekend.

Anyone else feel this way?

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Nixon was a boy scout compared to this bunch.

Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary ...

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

With apple pretty much everywhere; how is this guy gonna stay 100 feet away from any kind of apple product?

Yup milestone

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Yea, that's about how I feel.

Must have been a trumper

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Well----you were wrong and fox has no idea what facts are.

Whoops! An easy misunderstanding.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Whoops....

If vampires had cats.

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Throw in a few dogs and a few more cats and that's me.

Foster's Wisdom

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Short term greed outweighs the future of the planet.

Friday nerd humor

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

That's a good one.

The closet monster strikes again

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I locked one of mine in the outside shed for about 14-16 hours. She was fine.

Pick a number and stand in line

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Just pick up the white house during a cabinet meeting, throw in Moscow mitch for good measure and get the hell out of here. And remember-No deposit-No return!!!

Bring on the turkey

EricJones comments on Feb 22, 2020:

The 7 - 10 split must be a bitch to get.

Ooooh baby!!

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I think ol' Jeb is about to have some issues.

Ouch. Now this hurts

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

So that's how he came by the nickname shorty.

It's a sign!

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Hide the altar boys.

..........

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

By the time I can read that I'm already being licked.

Truth in advertising?

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

The blessing of the madams?

A few political memes

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I'll do #1 if I can wear my steel toe boots. And can I get a whack with each foot to see which one works the best?

How Christians look to me...

EricJones comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I think she's hungry

Seems that way.

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

I won't argue with that one.

Haven't been there in a long time.

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Gallagher with his sledge-o-matic in town?

Wow.......

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Who wrote the Chinese menu after getting tanked on the rice wine?

Why dinosaurs were extinct?

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

And the unicorns too....

The headlines man.....they're killin me Also, this new layout sucks

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

The race to the bottom.

Oh oh caught

EricJones comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Maybe he has a fold down rear seat and he's using it as a camper. Ya never know.

Never forget

EricJones comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Seamus Kennedy-"American beer" on you-tube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfZVFGJeZs

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Probably not.

No answer.

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Sounds reasonable.

the red dog !!! 172 pounds of lovable drool!!!

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Keep the rug scrubber handy.

Branch manager

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Saves wear and tear on the little guys paws.

Hugs and kisses!

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Now I have to clean the inside of my monitor.

Mo free air.

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I thought it was another of trumps tariffs

Not a fan of puns?

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I don't think the dog enjoyed the pun.

Is this too dark?

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Not until he's done spreading the joy of god.

She who stands like tall tree...

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

The misogynistic orange face took it away from them- it's only fair she return it. Just to add to his legacy.

Little Mike buys himself into campaign...

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

At least he earned his billions honestly.

Dog texting....

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

That might some of the strange texts I've been getting.

Protein Shake on a Cone.

EricJones comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Putting dessert first are we?

Sounds about right to me.

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I won't argue.

It’s a messy job but someone has to do it

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Really...

Looks delicious

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Oh I love it.

Teleportation.

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I thought this was a hair dryer

Wait....but I love Metal music too!

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Very romantic

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

A unit clerk at my hospital used to complain that I never brought her flowers ( only paper work)-so that's exactly what I did.

Stop it, Rudy. Stop it🤪

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

The word socialism is what the power hungry conservatives use to control their minions and keep them afraid and ignorant.

❤️🧡💛💚💙❣️💕💓💘💝

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

They don't look very Chinese to me.

I have an addiction! Lol

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

You and just about everyone else too.

Another Valentine's meme

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

I don't think Hallmark is too worried about this guy stealing business.

He's an original OG

EricJones comments on Feb 15, 2020:

I bet he's a real animal at heart.

BE MY VALENTINE

EricJones comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Mine are never far away and every day is valentines day here.

I guess she's gotta dry it off somehow.

EricJones comments on Feb 14, 2020:

With shoes like that never let your bladder get overly full because you ain' running to the ladies room very fast.

Feb.13th activity.

EricJones comments on Feb 14, 2020:

The only thing I have to shave for is work

Bully kitty

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Learn to share-mine do.

Happy thoughts

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

IQ's can't be calculated below zero

It could happen.

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Boring movie.

The horrible sound...

EricJones comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Does it work for snoring?

This made me giggle

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

She'd probably throw up on that paper.

Car maintenance 101.

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Making french fries on the way to work?

Bad grandma, no!

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

When grandma gets out I want the cage, including the bottom tray and grate.

That sounds right

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Really.

Yah! What’s wrong with people!

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Somebody learned to tell time using a pie and not a clock.

God, he’s good

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Harry's back. Haven't seen him in a long time.

I didn’t know that was in the job description

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

What is happening at those parties?

Hard to come up with anything

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

ahhh,yup, that's about right.

Indeed it is

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Cute.