A suggestion

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Needs ice cream, crushed peanuts and chocolate sauce and a bowl.

Talk about clueless!

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

She's too young to know the album art, or for that matter vinyl, cassette tapes, or 8 track tapes.

This is a statement of fact.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Sounds like me.

And my heart says "MORE"!

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Damn right-the more the merrier.

A al capachino

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Now that's a good barista.

Hahaha !!!

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

The show is over by 9:30 because lights out at the nursing home is 10.

Who wore earth shoes?

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

I just threw mine out a few years ago.

My brother had one of these, never liked them. 🎃

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

My glasses made it hard to wear a mask and my mom made a lot of my costumes.

Good Times 🤔

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

As long as it wasn't long distance it never showed up on the bill and nobody knew it ever happened.

Fox News reports.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Doesn't she change the bedding once in a while?? That kid is not a newborn-he's at least a year and all that time she's never once looked at the fillipin mattress? Really?

the technology challenged

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

My watch should be on that list.

This figures

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Is he printing out his tweets (or in his case-twits)?

How about this? Careful to unzip your 😋😁👖

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

That's why they make skivvies.

This is so funny...

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

If that doesn't scream redneck, nothing does.

Very funny oops

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Interesting idea,although it might be a bit of a problem if you just had a baby.

Sen. Bob Corker, "Unlike many of my colleagues, I do not dislike Ted Cruz, I hate him"

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

At least he's being honest, which is rare in Washington these days.

When you take her for Mexican food....

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

A bean burrito and beer bash can have nasty results.

Best one of these

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

I like the road crossing signs that say "slow pedestrians". I prefer the fast pedestrians-much more of a challenge.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

He needs a bigger chair.

Lookout this guy

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

That's a good one.

Good night my friends - hope you enjoy

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2019:

My dogs say the same thing as #4. Although I put the cats food on the bar(so the dogs don't eat it first), nobody is allowed on the food prep areas

Do you like pumpkins?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Pumpkins are gourds, she has watermelons and a bad back.

Rod Serling had to come back from the dead for just one more episode of.... The Twilight Zone!

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Both feet are in his mouth-his head is in the twilight zone and his brain is up his a--.

Get no argument from this group

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

How many kids does he have without the marriage bit?

My thoughts too!

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Needs ranch dressing and some shredded cheese and it should be good to go.

Hmmmm, delicious

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

They're bigger than he is.

It is past my bedtime so as I say goodnite I hope y'all enjoy a little light-hearted reading 😁

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Fun bunch. Redneck deviled eggs are a riot.

I've lost my appetite.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

That's not the roadkill cafe is it?

You'd better not.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Tell facebook I wanna know her.

Have fun at the reception?

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

She just found out what the groom really looks like...

Today I heard from a very religious family member that you are very miserable and have no reason to ...

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2019:

A long time ago a Billy Joel song said "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun". He's so right. Most religions consider anything fun is a sin and is to be avoided at all costs. Go out and party your butt off and send her pictures of all the fun and joy on everybody's faces.

Lmao doesnt exist

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2019:

The saints are no damn fun. Turn that boy to the dark side and get him to loosen up.

Ever happen to you

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Every damn day.

Would pay to see this

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Religious people have no sense of humor.

Do you often feel tired and troubled by sleep problems?

EricJones comments on Oct 8, 2019:

My sleep problem is called work-it keeps interrupting.

For the cat lovers (I am one).

EricJones comments on Oct 8, 2019:

I have one that once in a while pees in my lunch bag.

Is this your good day, or your bad day?

EricJones comments on Oct 8, 2019:

For me it's a good day-it's my day off.

Paul Ehrlich

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

He's right.

Redneck road repair

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

"We also tape down houses during tornado season. Need your windows taped to prevent flying glass? We have you covered-literally. Don't have the time to paint your house? No problem. We'll even give you a matching roof and driveway. Just call Eds quickie fixie and we'll take care of the rest. "

Presidential history...

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

The face is the wrong end.

Some of my favorite comedy is when they stick it to religion.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Amazing how a religion that professes to love everybody is the biggest excuse for hatred.

Some interesting demographic information in these 13 maps. [vox.com]

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

On the first map-I live near the middle of the circle and I'm dragging that number way down. Aside from that, interesting maps.

Im gonna say 2 girls 1 cup

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Something with a happy ending (and no blood).

Completing a nagging chore is deeply rewarding. How about you?

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Oh hell yes. I usually take a week off in the fall and just go crazy, inside and out. This year I couldn't because my hospital was merged (head stomping really) and I worked 20 out of the last 23 days, so I'm just picking off the smaller ones for now. Can't wait to do the big ones.

Im on my way for an inter-Island hopping, and abruptly there are two choppers hanging around ...

EricJones comments on Sep 29, 2019:

China's national day is tuesday. They may be advertising to get everybody ready for it.

Share your cutest pics of your doggies or friends' doggies or doggy images found online for my ...

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Mischief and his sister Jaya at grammys house for christmas/new years 2012 and their mother Pebbles in the back seat on the way home a few days later.

Poor lady

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2019:

She should head butt him-with those head spikes she should be able to do some damage

Yup the whole world

EricJones comments on Sep 27, 2019:

From what I read in the paper it was dead silence. Of course he thought he brought the house down.

His cover girl

EricJones comments on Sep 26, 2019:

He really needs to try a more natural color. I'm sure crayola's 64 color box has something he can use.

Good point

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

It's her planet, she has every right to yell.

Sign seen at Planet Fitness, "Lunks grunt, drop weights, & criticize"

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

You won't see anybody at planet fitness lifting that much weight either. If I'm right,that's about 400-450 pounds.

Great halloween decoration

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Pumpkin plumbers butt.

Would freak me out when drunk

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Wow, that is a piece of artwork.

Excellent question

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Ivanka was doing the same private computer email breach that Hilary did and not one word about her doing something wrong.

She has a point

EricJones comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Really.

Question: When having sex, are you quiet or loud?

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Happy.

Good morning all

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Where can I get one.

I thought This was funny?

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

If he were smart he would get the hell out of there before it happens two nights in a row.

Hacking squirrels

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

So that's how they do it.

Just like a kitty

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

And all you got were the ears.

Lmao perfect

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I'm the one waving on the far lower left

Nice bumper sticker

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Don't wait until 2020-do it now and stop him from doing any more damage.

Love the hat

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Thunberg?

Look familiar lol

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

That's what I say when I get to work and people say "Hi" I say "not yet, my medications haven't kicked in yet". Once in a while I say "oh wow" and flash them a peace sign

If only closed minds came with closed mouths, it’d give a whole new meaning to the phrase ...

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Generally speaking- the bigger and louder the mouth-the more closed the mind.

After reading a very recent News article it definitely confirms that Catholic Priest have been ...

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

The next scandal will probably be the rape of nuns and forcing them to get abortions or the gross misuse of donated money. The nun problem has been bubbling just below the surface, but when it boils over it will be almost as big as the child abuse. The church is sitting on a vast storehouse of crimes that are slowly being exposed and when the lid comes off it's gonna get ugly.

On his 85th birthday, a reporter asked Maurice Chevalier, "Mr.

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Any day above grass is a good day.

Explains a lot

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

That's also how some people shop online.

If I were a Walmart greeter, I'd be following the pretty women around the store.

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

At least he was being honest.

Getting old sucks

EricJones comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I started my job in 79 so I know both ends and I only have the longing for hair. i guess I took too good care of myself.

Bathing 101 -- Friends Groom Friends.

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I have 8 shih tzus and bath day takes about 4-5 hours- do those chimps hire out?

Actually, a good point!

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Maybe somebody has multiple personality disorder and married themselves.

TRumps view of immigrants Perhaps we need a group that's funny but not funny.

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2019:

A case of do as I say-not as I do.

It’s better in Texas. Lol

EricJones comments on Sep 22, 2019:

There's always somebody that has to be different.

General De Gaulle, "The cemetaries are full of indispensible people"

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Nobody lives forever-no matter how important you are (or think you are)-you're gonna die. And somebody else will take over where you left off.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣truth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Smack is the sound I make when I tip into the wall.

Still delusional

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

I didn't know the military was that hard up for recruits.

What to do with left over trumpers ?,no not really

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

And thats why I live near a couple of pig farms. :)

New twist on old saying

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Sounds like my job.

"And as the windshield melts And my tears evaporate Leaving only charcoal to defend Finally I ...

EricJones comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Weapons don't care who they kill, and we're all just as dead.

List: Every abusive Catholic church priest, clergy member named in every state in past year ...

EricJones comments on Sep 10, 2019:

When these monsters enter the seminary, they should be castrated. And that list is incomplete. There still children being abused and stay quiet out of fear of going to hell or their parents going to hell.

How would you reply to a theist who says, "You send yourself to hell"?

EricJones comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Hell doesn't exist in the bible, it's a made-up story to make people obedient through fear. Then there's the simple proof that if god made hell and god doesn't exist there can be no hell. And if god is all loving,all merciful, all forgiving then why did he invent hell to punish people for eternity?

Would have saved a lot of grief if they divorced after only one year...

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2019:

He wasn't dumb-he was smart. Although I think a ball gag for her would've made his life easier.

"What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he ...

EricJones comments on Sep 5, 2019:

And why are the ancient writings confined to a small group of people in a tiny little kingdom and to nobody else, anywhere else on this entire planet.

She has a point

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2019:

She also needs a hearing aid upgrade.

Sexy granny

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Then you can clean up your own mess too.

Oh oh funny

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2019:

That'll do it....

History buffs will understand

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2019:

He did have some anger issues, but the church was happy he stopped the northward spread of Islam.

So, what's the problem?

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Works for me.

Goodness gracious it's been awhile everyone! Hi! So my friend goes to a private christian college...

EricJones comments on Aug 30, 2019:

I think you did a great job of explaining it. There is a second use of religion and that is controlling a large group of people, mostly through fear (eternity in hell, etc). Today people are educated and lost their superstitious fears.

When I started reading this, I was getting excited

EricJones comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Just get a bottle of wine and shove the cork in the hole and then toast your new fix.

Cracks me up every time:

EricJones comments on Aug 25, 2019:

That dog does slightly resemble the first lady.

Is this you also

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2019:

That's why I ignore facebook.

Monday is a civic holiday in Canada.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2019:

really...

She's a straight shooter.

EricJones comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Boy-talk about blunt and a bit too honest.

What’s the worst thing a loved one tried to defend on behalf of religion?

EricJones comments on Aug 3, 2019:

My ex-girlfriend (we lived together 10 years) became a rabid catholic and was defending priests who were raping children and nuns, fathering children without getting married, the magdalene laundries in Ireland, and generally any crime committed bu the church. She now has early stage 4 breast cancer. Good for her-that's how out relationship changed.

So like a dog

EricJones comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I make it easy-everybody's allowed on the furniture.

Who will fix the Veterans Affairs problems...?

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

It's a very sad truth.

Planet Mars invade planet earth😂

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

That's great. I love it.

I'll see you later.

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Nice one.