Oops anyone else

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

That's why I've saved my old drivers license photo's-I can see (in 4 year increments) how I've aged.

I had to check myself in. 😂

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

They better have a tall doorway or she's gonna get a concussion.

Any teenagers in your family ?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Tilt his head forward and give him a cane and he could be in the old mens section.

Can you relate ?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Actually tuesday is my day off of the week so after I get done with all the chores, I can relax for an hour or so.

How many cows had to die before they put up this sign?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

If the cow lands on your car can you keep it? You'll just need a big freezer and a butcher.

Medical history please?

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Many of today's medicines can be traced back to natural cures.

warning for motorists.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Put texting on there also.

I'm not sure.

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Somebody have dyslexia or just a really bad gps.

Blessed...

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Perfect timing.

Germany’s Catholic Church lost more than 200,000 members in 2018 - Vatican News

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Good for them. As the old members age out, and young people don't join, the numbers will get better.

New Study Shows That Breathing Air Is Linked To Staying Alive [wokennews.com]

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Clean air. If you're living down wind from a coal fired power plant, your life will be shorter.

So confusing...

EricJones comments on Jul 30, 2019:

It's not random. It's the second friday after the third thursday of the fourth month after the first full moon of the second month but before the first full moon that falls after the second saturday of the fourth month minus three weeks on even years. If it's an odd year it's the first friday after the first full moon of the third month but before the first full moon of the fourth month if the full moon falls after the second wednesday of the fourth month plus three days. See-it's easy and not at all random.

What happens with dogs and cats

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

He wants a soft spot to lay on, mine do it too. Some of my small ones go into the boxes to sleep. Scares the hell out of the cats, then they curl up together.

Men create gods in their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode...

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

So true

Epic.😄😂😂😂😉😉😉

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I would like to see the rest of the answers, this could be an interesting test.

Religion can be funny

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

She converted to Hors d'oeuvres.

Funny dog

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Mine don't care. I can't go to the gas station to get gas for the lawn mower alone and it's only 2 miles away.

Daddy did it at dawn😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Everybody wants a piece of the action.

Cheapest power bank ever.inbox me is the 🔑😄😄😄😄😁😁😁

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

It's that or a solar panel on your head.

Funny sign

EricJones comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I wonder what kind of a day would be underwear?

And I'm sure he would have loved Hitler and Stalin.

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Birds of a feather....

Terrifying

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I just smash it against somebody's head as hard as I can and it usually pops. I don't like hitting it against the edge of the counter because the counter might break.

If you are feeling bad..

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Time for a rogue wave to come ashore.

Just a little bit?

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Lets try a lotta bit naked.

Oh. Well then...

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

That's as bad as bubba's spit cup in the break room.

I could use one of those.

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Attitude or latitude.

Beast mode.

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Whoever's standing at the end of the day wins.

Two friends were chatting.

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Sounds like it's time to clean a little bit.

For feeling good

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

And he's waving "Hi" to us- I think.

Good advice

EricJones comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I'm the most sane lunatic you're likely to meet and most of the people I know, know that so they have a tendency to keep their mouths shut.

I'm familiar with that size.

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Deliver to the sumo wrestling school.

A good way to spend Sunday!

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Look dad-no tan lines. Oh, wait-does that make me a sinner?

Why you always serve pork well done...

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

They're having a pig roast-what was his badge number?

Ba ba white sheep have you any brains

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Why do priests wear dresses?-because sheep can hear zippers.

Not a bad combo

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I work in a pharmacy and have a house full (12) of kittens-that boy's an amateur.

Don’t hit it too hard

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Is that the underside of the easter island heads?

Perfect!😋😄

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Really.

True for me how about you

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

At least you're still here to remember the 60's.

Made me laugh

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

No-but you must video the results for posting on you tube. Why should you deprive the rest of the world a good laugh.

I think anyone who has a hound can relate to this.

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Everybody gets a head scratch, "be good" and "don't chase the cats" before I leave.

New breed ?

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Cute face and can till the garden and flower beds too. Will shred confidential papers, and keep out intruders as well. Need a hole dug in the yard to plant something?-no problem.

From Christian Today! More porn is watched in the Bible Belt than in other states.

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

That's what happens when you believe that sex is only for procreation and women should remain pure and clean and all that other BS.

I love Betty!

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

And she's still going strong.

Is this you too

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Sounds like the asshole running (ruining) this country.

Oops wrong question

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Once and done.

Comment on the times

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Really, and I work in a hospital pharmacy.

Part of getting old

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

For me it's check "your sanity" light, and still I push past my limits.

Is it? Oh c'mon?😁😅

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Yes, us guys have a one track mind. And guess where that track leads...

Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?

EricJones comments on Jul 27, 2019:

It's called going through the motions because of a usually bad script.

My former biz partner (may the parole board be turning him down now), said never threaten anyone -- ...

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Billionaire-trump's a billionaire (at least on paper).

John T.

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

That's why religion wasts to control education.

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his subordinates, not his ...

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

The people you pass on the way up are the same people you'll pass on the way down.

Oops made a big mistake

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Looks like this isn't the first time he's gotten the wife into the sermon.

Trump is impressed!

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

That's about his speed.

Be positive to the end

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

I think she's a little slow on the uptake.

Well, it is pretty hot.

EricJones comments on Jul 26, 2019:

If it's too hot-maybe they're already in hell. And shouldn't that sign say " sin bad-little boys good"?

Maybe they would have done better for me.

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I wonder if they know Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe?

What do y'all think?

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Don't think-just do.

If you have dogs you know this

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Mine are always all over the bed.

Funny love this

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Somebody spends a bit too much time in timeout.

For dog lovers

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Looks like my car, except they're all shih tzus.

From last weeks heatwave with another coming

EricJones comments on Jul 24, 2019:

I had fans on all over the house and that's what it felt like. Dogs and cats had ice cubes in their water dishes.

Lost in translation?

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Oooops

Funny situation

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Is that giving yourself a super wedgie? Or just a new method of male birth control?

An oldie but a goody. (And women are supposedly the weaker sex? Ha!)

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

She's right. Guys are always shoving a straw into it and then 9 months later she passes a bowling ball out of it. That's not easy. Then there's the monthly flushing and all that entails. Men have it easy.

I've got two pit bulls. I really don't think we need get them involved. Jus' say'n.😊😂

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

I have an amazon parrot near the back door who yells come in when somebody rings the bell-over the barking dogs.

It took me a minute too!

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

The first pic is amazing.

Youve got mail

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Oh he is a cutie.

The Bible writers ignored one phase in the life of Jesus:

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

He just gives it to his followers so they have these wild hallucinations about him doing things that are humanly impossible to do.

Funny happen to you ?

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

The bowls in my house are kept full-nobody goes hungry.

Oops wrong answer

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Get out while you can-divorce lawyers are expensive.

Paint shop sign

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

I'm single and slightly color blind so I just stick with some shade of white. If not, it's probably gonna clash.

A conversation starter...

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

...With a conversation stopper.

Punny to the extreme

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

That is good.

I especially liked the underlined words to add emphasis.

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Lady Godiva (with her chocolates) and the horse she rode in on. The horse can "mow" the grass while I'm busy inside with the lady and the chocolates. Failing that-the end of religion.

Fair is fair

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Just don't damage the books.

I actually had a great chat about history online with this Illustrious Lusty Wench.

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

She never had a body like that, even in her youth.

Lmao funny

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

That pic should be Carrie, not Morticia Addams.

Have you been there ?

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

I don't drink, bot I've had many nights after work I'm so tired I couldn't do a polarized or a three prong plug right.

A Senior Citizen's Reflection If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model.

EricJones comments on Jul 18, 2019:

We enter this world wearing diapers and we leave it wearing diapers.

Jesus walks into a Motel 6, throws some nails on the clerk's counter and says, "Can you put me up ...

EricJones comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Put him on the street light out front because that way they left the light on for him.

This bares repeating, over and over again. Warning, warning...danger approaching Wil Robinson!

EricJones comments on Jul 18, 2019:

That checks all his boxes except for maybe misogyny and narcissism.

Another pun. Kind of about my name, Herb, according to the guy who sent it to me.

EricJones comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I prefer the huskies...

What is it that makes holy water holy.

EricJones comments on Jul 17, 2019:

It's just tap water that the priest waves his hand over and mumbles a few nonsense words and all the stupid sheep believe that the sky fairy made it special. It's just H2O.

Great bartending

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Well, technically he does have a point.

Can't wait for the album drop

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

That's good.

What do I know? ...

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

These are GREAT. I love 'em.

All good questions.

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Great name play.

What the holy hell got in me to agree to a dinner meetup with an online friend?

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

At least someone else will do the cleanup and wash the dishes.

To be clear, Trump said that women of color were not qualified unless they stopped crime and ...

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Love the dog.

Cold and slimy. And that food looks "iffy", too.

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

The white house kitchen staff are probably sitting around saying "who's turn is it to do the fast food run today?" I can just see the head chef ( highly educated and well trained in world culinary arts) putting some burgers, fries and a shake on a silver platter to be delivered to the oval office.

Our Idiot In Chief

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

And that's his ex-inner circle.

If it walks like a duck...

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

It's only a matter of time...

This complicates things....

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

I wonder if it tastes like chicken?

Truth! 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

One of the eternals speaketh.

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the ...

EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Forty whores, not four. Guy still can't count.

There is a road from the eye to the heart which does not go through the intellect.

EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:

As any divorce lawyer will tell you....

When smart becomes too smart

EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:

A working payphone??

Wait for it....

EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:

That goes way back...

Times change indeed!

EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Yea, really.