Two good ole boys decided to go moose hunting up north, so they loaded up the pickup with their ...

EricJones comments on Jul 13, 2019:

They is rednecks all right y'all.

Still Life with Frida and wine

EricJones comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Interesting.

Garden pun!

EricJones comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Somebody's showing their age with that pun. Only people of a certain age will remember the song it was derived from.

Parrots seem like fun pets.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

That's why my alexa's in a different room. Most parrots are about as intelligent as a 5 or 6 year old child. My macaw shakes hands and says hello, oops when I drop something, shut up when the dogs bark to loud, goodbye when I leave the room. I've had a cockatoo play peek a boo , I'd put me hands in front of my face, open them up and he'd say peek a boo. Sometimes for 5 minutes or more. I have an amazon that says hello when the phone rings.

I actually do this.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Left a bachelor party after- at best- 15 minutes, didn't even bother to say goodbye.

Is there a spray for them?

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Just don't shower and wear the same clothes for a few days.

Unless I need groceries

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Works for me...

I’m an adult

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

I don't pretend to like some of the assholes I work with-not worth the effort. I just ignore them.

Yeah, but running is really tiring.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

From home or work?

I brought a love doll the other day.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Great way to get in shape...

Time is a created thing.

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2019:

"When I'm alone I know what time is .But when someone asks me what time is- I know that I don't know."

They change you

EricJones comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Some of my dogs go crazy and some are just "yea, whatever". I try to get the scared ones to the basement and under the futon.

Best buds.

EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:

That is too cute.

A chess match for the ages!

EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:

With that purse it looks like Ruth Buzzi and Artie Johnson from Laugh In, and I'll bet on the Queen over the bishop.

There is a place called...

EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:

I would steal it and hang it at the end of a lovers lane.

Sharing a laugh!

EricJones comments on Jul 5, 2019:

That must have one heck of a joke.

Those that speak the truth are scary...

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

I'm with Catherine-Dylan scares the hell out of me too.

Hi Santa, wow how you have changed

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

That's a good one.

So true!!!

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

I asked my boss-he said no.

Don’t do it

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

I work in the basement. By the time I see them, it's too late.

Seems about right

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

It's probably better than my cooking.

Wow !! Momma

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Ouch.

It do be like that.

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Ain't gonna be any fucking this week.

Thoughts & Prayers!

EricJones comments on Jul 4, 2019:

I think I won't pray.

Trumps 4th of july

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:

That's him all right-out in front, promoting himself, being a self serving pompous ass.

I like the idea, though I have never been able to achieve it myself.

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I'm not materialistic, but I have my limits as to how low I'll go.

They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East.

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:

And they are the same people. They have the same ancestors.

My dog's face...

EricJones comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I usually get run over. I put the garbage out and you'd think I was gone all day.

Teddy Roosevelt was a straight shooter! 😁

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I work with a bunch of those people.

My worst is a lot to handle but my best is a lot of fun.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

She's so right. You spend more time with bed hair, no makeup, sweats around the house, etc, than with all dressed up and on best behavior to go out.

It's seems so simple!

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Afraid god might smite them down for lying?

And little donut

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

What a bummer...

Dirty Deeds (not done dirt cheap!)

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

If you've ever bought a lot to build a house,(especially in a popular area) you know dirt ain't cheap.

Pairs well with....

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

When I get out of work the only thing that's open is walmart.

"You a stupid hoe."

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Today's music-totally disposable, and should be.

Automated snack delivery

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Pavlov's bears.

Just let it go 🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I'm not a morning person, but that helps.

Just looking at this gave me a laugh.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

These extremely humid days are murder.

What room ...

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

He asked for it, he got it.

Words of wisdom

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I have nights at work when I have sailors taking notes.

Doesn't make sense to me.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

A local minor league baseball team used to have a hot dog "cannon" that shot dogs into the stands, but stopped because they were afraid this might happen (never did for them).

I have questions...

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

When does the plane leave??

I've heard some of that.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

The more loaded you are, the better it sounds.

I'll bet it wasnt worth it. Or maybe it was?

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Amazing the baggage people didn't split it. I think I would wait a while before I open it unless you want to wear it.

So watch out for that.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I think they have a problem the authorities reeeeally should know about.

Both seem to have hidden issues but who am I to judge

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Interesting neighborhood.

The Great Cookie Monster

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Great mash-up.

Heeeeeere’s Ivanka!

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

All that's needed is the axe-held by some burly guy with a black mask.

Every single day 😗🐕🐕❤❤

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Although I still yell when they pee on the carpet.

While you wait

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

He probably looked at the sign and said "I wish"

never too old to play

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Being a grown up is no fun unless you can be a kid once in a while.

The new avenger movie will have a different way to harness the power of the infinity stone.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

If you're a tap dancer we're all screwed.

An old fashioned girl.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

He had some money someplace.

Some people just need to stop, way too much.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Handlebar eyelashes.

..............

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

That's why jumping into marriage is usually a bad idea.

As long as she understands...

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

How far this technology has come. And how he changed the world.

That's okay. It happens.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Just a little to the left.

Okay, good!

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Coffee's ready.

Bragging..

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Is that the regular or double stuff filling?

😁😁😁on my way.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I'm sitting in front of my computer typing comments to silly pictures. How hard is it to find me?

Bullshit spray

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Lysol or Febreze?

She's good for something..

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Turn the sofa lengthwise and a good strong rope and she could ride up front and be safe. I hope they're not planning to use it for reproduction.

Today's 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

They're good. Please show us more.

Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Very true.

I find meaning in defining my values and attempting to live by them.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

You're a blank sheet of paper until you start doing something. And that's how you start writing the book that becomes you. So make it good.

Men's pubic hair styles.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I'm the only one who sees it so I don't worry about it and don't care.

Fake news about fake religion.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Beam me up Scotty.

Oh Jeebus,Oh jeebus.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

No, she yells oh god and I answer "what?"

Took me a while to figure out what this was.Still laughed.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I remember one of those from an advanced first aid class. They over greased the "baby" and it shot across the room.

Time to make up a meme...go Ps. A ridiculous movie....

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I think he has a bit of a glandular problem.

You know there is some dude out there right now with these on, thinking he's all it & a bag of ...

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Mine are long enough that nothing's gonna fall out and women have given me nice comments about my legs, so tough.

I'm just gonna leave this here...

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

There's a reason I wear skivvies...

Hey Ken, your barbie just blew off the back.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

He hasn't got a dashboard to stick her on, so I guess this is the next best thing.

There is no God. Only the Bucket.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I prefer my homemade thank you.

Uncomfortable.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

That's why you don't take the family to the movies, except the spouse to get them into the right frame of mind.

Well, I guess. If you insist.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I wouldn't want to do that; first you'll need a stepladder, second-if that moose decides to kick back you're gonna land in last tuesday.

Good morning all.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Whatever they are they were put there with intent, they're both exactly the same. Or are they a photoshop watermark?

Somewhere in Sheung Wan, in Hongkong Island😊 Hongkong!

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Beautiful area-great pics

All hail Pan! (Lifted from Facebook).

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Only if you get your dirty hooves out of my car-I just had it detailed and you're getting it dirty.

Last day....

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Pride parade....

We need more feel-good stories like this.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

That'll teach him...

shopping on Craigslist

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Assuming it's attached-how are you gonna take it home?

And it pisses me off.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I don't think tilting the phone is going to help this one.

Pretty accurate.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Bag of bullshit-that's dripping.

Tall guy at the concert.

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

He's not the only one, but that's why I like elevated stages.

Any takers?

EricJones comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Is that the bad guy from despicable me 2?

Coping with reality

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

And he made some real winners. And he's right.

Compassion is the basis of morality.......Arthur Schopenhauer.

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Very true.

So me it hurts. 😁

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Some people just don't get the unapproachable bit.

a picture is worth a thousand words

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

And what happens if this turns out to be a short marriage?

And away I go

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Maybe he should ask his daddy, because the old man is supposed to know everything.Or maybe he's just a peeping jesus getting his jollies.

Yes, there are several unpleasant characters there.

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Was he talking about the priests or the spaniards in general

Forget about fettuccine alfredo – a Fool’s Gold Loaf is the REAL heart attack on a plate.

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Today he could buy it on amazon and have it shipped via fed-ex overnight and never got his fat butt off the sofa.

It isn't the Jewish people....

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Just a bunch of well trained and well armed thugs.

I don't understand why they broke it out into its own separate book instead of just adding a ...

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Because Grimm's fairy tales were too upbeat and positive for the bible.

Mother Teresa's Sad, Disturbing Legacy Isn't What You Think It Is

EricJones comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Typical of the catholic church double speak-pain and suffering is good for you. Giving all your money to the church and not asking questions is good for you. The catholic god is the only real god. And if you don't convert you're not worthy of our help and life saving treatments. Just another catholic sadist who lusts for money.

The stupid! It burns! Creationist Ken Ham Claims Public Libraries Are ‘Dangerous Places’ For ...

EricJones comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Being exposed to new and radical ideas like knowledge and science and real history are very dangerous-especially to religion.

Too much cuteness! [mymodernmet.com]

EricJones comments on Jun 29, 2019:

That is just way too cute.

Well, someone has to bring the balls!

EricJones comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Ooops.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter......Mark Twain.

EricJones comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Then why do we spend billions every year building weapons and not comedians?