Beach wear!

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Nice.

Watch out for side effects.

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:

The fine print will get you every time.

Fishing saved me 🤣😂😅

EricJones comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Nice play with words.

kind of nails it on the head.

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Is he talking about catholic clergy?

Shut your whore mouth

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:

And he rode her like a horse.

And be kind while you're at it.

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:

A wise man.

Florida man is back

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:

He crazy

Last seen fleeing Florida...

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I would talk to the DMV about that one.

What do you think?

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Captain Obvious to the rescue.

Biggest thieves on the planet

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

These guys haven't talked with Washington D.C. lately, have they???

I'm this old...

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I think I still have some someplace.

I can hear it right now.

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

From the noise the plastic makes, the noise I make, or the chainsaw I finally use out of crazed desperation because I NEED MY CAKE!!!

Pow! To the moon!

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

So that's why the show went off the air.

Keef's daughters!

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Obviously they got their looks from mom.

Looks like some good catnip!

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Hey man-you want some really good stuff? I know somebody who can help...

Somebody's in trouble!

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Somebody's in trouble or has one hell of a sense of humor.

"An elder is wise, not because they are always right, because they have more experiences of being ...

EricJones comments on Jun 7, 2019:

We learn from our mistakes. What we do with that knowledge is wisdom.

Early on ...

EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:

We learn more from our failures....

What? It was all a lie?!?

EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:

A whole lotta people need to read this over and over and over.

dogs vs cats

EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Yep, that's my cats and dogs.

Justice is conscience, not a personal conscience but the conscience of the whole of ...

EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Then some members of humanity who didn't get the memo.

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, ...

EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Very true.

Fun at the museum.

EricJones comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Instead of a coat check room they should have a phone check room.

They designed this fabric for what???????

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

They should put this in the jungle where the pandas live, maybe they'll get the hint.

Didn't see that coming!

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

A loving and merciful god? Sounds like hate to me.

If you feel lonely....

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Now you're lonely and paranoid.

I wouldn't be me if i didn't post a cat meme. :) Meow.

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Then the event can wait.

I really like these little cartoons. Simple, yet relatable.

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Indeed. A different look at routine day to day things.

Politics has slain its thousands,but religion has slain its tens of thousands.

EricJones comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Millions, religion has killed millions.

Lab tested

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Beats the hell out of xanax.

Font importance.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

They are funny.

Who's up for a Puzzle Full of Dicks??

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Won't need the thesaurus for this one.

if you're overly sensitive, please ignore

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Evolution to the rescue.

Who's laughing now?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Good luck with that.

I laughed a little too hard at this

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Absolute gems.

Sounds just like him...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Did he forget hes lower dentures?

You know the one...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Fondle me Elmo?

Fill 'er up!

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I'm sure she could get lots of guys to do that rather than use a gasoline pump. That pic is just perfect timing.

Interesting combo...wonder what's going on?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Shotgun wedding when they won't let you buy a shotgun?

I can't decide...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Barter system?

if not knots, then what?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I might still have the poster with rope this came from. The fire company I belonged to, we had to tie these in total darkness.

And it worked better.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Ooooooh boy does that go back.

It's a sign!

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

No news is good news.

Too many air freshener trees, or nah?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

It's like driving in a pine forest. Maybe they should clean the inside.

Pavlov's cat.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Mine just stand there and meow loudly.

Medicinal indeed

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

What toppings are they using??

"Do you pray?" "Frequently I prey on the insecurities of others mostly"

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That's how religion works, take advantage of peoples fears.

Each of them is very confident to end up in heaven and all the others in hell.

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

And they're all thinking only my god is the true god.

O Possum Where Art Thou?

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Are we all screaming for ice cream?

Whole or bust! What is it hiding?.....

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

It's water.

Savvy.....

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Drumming up business.

You are very welcome🤣😂😅

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Looks like she wasn't wearing anything because that bikini is empty.

Sound advice

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Get a young nurse. She'll understand stroke, heart attack, etc and know what to do.

It really works!

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Whatever you need to do to keep the peace (and quiet)

🤣🤣🤣$$$$🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I'd be afraid that I'd hit a nest of ground bees and get stung someplace "uncomfortable".

I think BF makes a good point, even if it is a bit dated, it still holds true...

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Some people are working very hard.

Have you ever been forced to attend an event like a party or wedding while you didn't tend to?

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I go long enough to show the flag then get the hell out of Dodge. I once left a bachelor party in less than 10 minutes. Didn't even wait for the introductions- I don't drink, I don't smoke, I'm a vegetarian and I'm gone.

Don't be critical

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I must work with this guys wife.

'tis true, 'tis true

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We're easy to love, we're just used to doing everything ourselves.

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling ...

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

He was an educator -he pulled up while the jim crow south tried to push him down.

Home of the brave?

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Valid point.

There is always one

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

He wasn't the guy who was bent over holding his chest was he?

Tic-tac-toe anyone? 🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

You should pace yourself better.

If a priest ever shows up next to my deathbed to give me the last rites, I'll tell him "Sir, you ...

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I'd yell out "Please don't rape me anymore, I want to die in peace." That should send him packing.

Today, somewhere in the Rockies, west of Kalispell, MT.

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Really nice panorama views.

Pass the crackers

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

And people wonder why I'm a vegetarian???

Uncle Julio is a risk taker & a glutton for punishment.

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

He's not related to the guy in the previous post is he?

Nair the hair.

EricJones comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Who left the cage open?

No, don't leave. I like chipotle.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

A novel way to make new friends.

Uh oh........

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I think you pissed off the wrong person.

That's different.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

And that's attached to the bench too. How refreshing.

You know what time it is.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Try and set that to music.

Day 5 ... 🐶

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Ya ain't getting too much shopping done with that cart load.

Well dammit!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I like to joke at work that I'm so boring my inflatable blonde left me. :(

Everything was fine ...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

That's why I say if you don't like pets, don't bother me.

Wish tech support was that easy.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

That is really good. Love the concept.

He has something to say about that.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Somebody's not a happy camper.

Bullseye...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

He's the cherry on a melted ice cream sundae.

Han and Luke.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

They had a good career just on those movies plus where it got them in hollywood.

Who's working tonight?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

When's Carlos going on vacation??

"Why should I fear death?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Good point.

And the Pope is Catholic...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Did he use the charmin?

Intermission??

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You have to specify what kind of nudes.

Call IT. We have a cuteness conflict.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

You mean I can trade in my dogs and cats and just get one of these?

This is a thing!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I wanna use the real one before I flush.

Apparently.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Building bulldozer henge? That's one operator with soiled underwear.

That's not good.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

The greatest advance in medicine-eat right and get off your ass.

....or any owner of an iPhone.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

This is true.

Kids are never happy....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Somebody doesn't know their character genders.

What is your major malfunction....?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

For all the advanced technology he is made from; they couldn't set up a simple breathing tube?

Something, something, something, something.....Marilyn Monroe.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Billy Joel actually wrote that song to highlight the history he lived through.

So mysterious.....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

This is science for the really stupid who want to remain really stupid.

It really is....

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Kid should answer the phone when it's a telemarketer.

When food is life.

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Instant food coma

So polite he is

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

That's cute.

My sins have cost me a weekend, too......

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

My sinning on the weekend usually costs Monday.

Now you sea it!

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Never drive your car into water because the road may be washed out.

Lol agree or disagree?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Discretion is the better part of keeping your wife from killing you.

sounds like last Friday

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Nobody said the drink was a pitcher for each.

I doodle. Is it a meme?

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I stay awake all night, but not really by choice-that's why I can't wait to retire.