I just read this quote in a calligraphy book that I bought and it really resonated.

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

Somebody needs to plaster this on el stupids wall on the Mexican border.

Posing with statues! Any favourites?

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

These are great. I can't pick any one above the rest.

Yes, but what came first ?

EricJones comments on May 19, 2019:

That is really cool. Somebody is really thinking abstract.

I didn't have the courage to tell her that I forgot to put the memory card in my camera!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Go and get the card-this is a once in a lifetime thing and you don't want to forget any of it.

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

The ripple effect.

While using meditation techniques to bring on sleep I stumbled on the most effective method for ...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I'm lucky if I get into a comfy position before I'm out.

Ladies and gentlemen, pray charge your glasses for:- THE TOAST Sex is randy, gorgeous fun; For ...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Everybody does it (weather they're supposed to or not), and this covers pretty much everybody.

Ready to burn some calories?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

It's what the kissing leads to really burns the calories.

🤔🤔🤔 things to ponder 🤔🤔🤔

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

My cats are ok, but the strippers claw my hands.

Thought the girls would find this funny, butt I guess it could happen to anyone!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Did the vodka come out through your nose? Besides, all the church gives you is a little drop of wine and a tasteless cracker and no cheese. If you're gonna have wine and a cracker, you need the damn cheese.

If you're kinky...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Maybe snap your fingers?

Better build up that stamina!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I don't see much of a problem here....

Gonna take some more time...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

With her I'll never be done.

It is astonishing the lengths to which a person, or a people, will go in order to avoid a truthful ...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

How true.

If I was in prison I don’t think I’d want to sleep!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

My dogs love me...

Don't think I posted before but thought amusing.

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

Baptize my car-it's white and filthy.

He just can't stop..

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I'm a mass murderer.

If you’re a sexual deviant I figured the language wouldn’t offend...but really cute meme!

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

That's a good one. Hopefully his nickname "stumpy" only applies to his arms.

Who's up for a round or two?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I hope that window has very frosted glass....

Don't you wish you could just say this out loud?

EricJones comments on May 18, 2019:

I just don't tell anybody that I plan on being there in the first place. Saves me the grief later. I've had people come to my house and demand I go with them to catch a bus (and I told them earlier I wasn't going) ,so I told them I had to get dressed and then went back to bed. They missed the bus.

Oh hell yeah.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2019:

Sounds like fun.

This is something the world needs a lot more of, desperately.

EricJones comments on May 17, 2019:

How true.

Boys went to the groomers today.

EricJones comments on May 15, 2019:

Looking good.

Pants love them or hate them

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

All 3 are good but #2 also isn't wearing a shirt. As for me, a lot of the time it's nice sweats and the heck with it. I'm not getting dressed up to go to the pet or hardware store. (I do my main shopping after work).

Just wait till you try our endless alternative pleasure, you’re going to alternatively love it…

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

Everybody's into double speak.

Religion is the greatest irony man has ever invented...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

It's time to prove the bible is a crock and start treating women as human beings not things or slaves. Last time I checked women have rights, but I see men doing everything they can do to remove those rights.

If you don’t get this one...

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

There's a difference???

Spring planting

EricJones comments on May 14, 2019:

I've seen a pile like that in my house a few times. Some times with a dog or two mixed in.

And books and coffee and an ashtray

EricJones comments on May 12, 2019:

Not me. Mine is 2/3 dogs and cats and 1/3 me. And it's a twin bed.

Ohhhh small talk. Part of what makes me wanna stay inside

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

When somebody asks me "what's up", I look down at my groin and say "nothing important". This usually gives me a lot of breathing room.

Isn’t the Internet great?

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

These idiots must think disease is caused by bad humours and you do blood letting to cleanse the body of the humours.

Thought it was a fun way to make it a meme

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Why are these muslim women dressed like nuns??

Too many instructions ...

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Looks like a game of twister.

I see no hate speech.....

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Looks like jesus is enjoying it-he's got this glow around his head thing going on.

How Amazon stays in bussiness....

EricJones comments on May 11, 2019:

Everybody was 3 once. Karma rears its head every once in a while.

This was in Montana :)

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

All the fun you can have living in the wilds of the country.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two ...

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

True. If you want people to be interested in you, you're telling them you're self-centered. self-serving and that it's all about you. And nobody wants a friend like that

Problem solved

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

If it was only that easy.

Just sayin....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Doughnuts never last that long.

I love the days I have the house to myself.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

It's your fault you had kids....

For those of us that know the pain and agony.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Womens purse-proof you can put ten pounds of stuff in a five pound bag.

I do!.....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

They're both a figment of somebody's imagination, so who cares.

....and the cycle continues.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

And if they complain, just drag them to your car and open the back door.

He sounds fun....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

If you know whats good for you-you'll take it to your grave

As cheesy as it gets....

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Is that now a smoked cheese shop?

Bach and Handel

EricJones comments on May 10, 2019:

Somebody didn't do the required course reading last week.

I've stop trying; it never works.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Believers are stupid and you can't reason with stupid.

That will make them avoid you

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Smart kid.

Mmmm. Brownies.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Never sample the ingredients when you're making the "brownies":

The snake...the apple...

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

All it took was letting go of religion and accepting science and reason.

Funny photo of the day

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Feed me ,feed me.

I’m on my way

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

He never said which summer.

Laughing through the tragedy, because there is no god to pray to.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Lame excuse for "I don't care"

Why don't I die????

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

I understand allergy season is bad this year.

On a wing and a prayer

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

I miss the farside.

How do you organize dinner for a sudden big group?

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

If that's the case-where's the kfc bucket in the last supper painting. Like the coffee cup in game of thrones?

I hate when that happens

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Did Dorothy wander by??

Ok I'm getting to be one of those old people.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Gee,thanks for reminding me.

Now let's send a mixed message.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Just remember- there's a fine line between stupid and insane.

We keep telling them, lol

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

It's like putting a tattoo on a plum, then turning the plum into a prune; It's gonna look different.

From the late, great Sir Terry....

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Having a car is good evidence that keys exist

Y'all I am in a mood 🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

The first and third are good ones, second is a real pisser, and a few ideas for number 4-Bolton, McConnell, Huckabee-Sanders, just for starters

Goldens are the smart ones

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

I use peanut butter-hides the pill better.

My downfall... cake.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Cake is fuel to work out harder.

My math skills are in the toilet!

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

My math is great and this gives me a headache. So to make it easy, I just steal it out of the mens room.:)

I love a stroll in the woods...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Are you using a shovel for a walking stick?

Cajun Spring.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Wear rubber gloves- problem solved.

This got funnier the more I looked at it.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Fun house mirrors.

It's that time of year for the daisy speedo dukes

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

If it's a speedo, it's an interesting pattern; but don't leave the pool area.

warning label

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Too true. That needs to be put on the front of every bible- in large print.

business cards

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Run the fishing business as a side-nobody will know.

Embracing my fluffiness....

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Pooh had too much pecan pie and eggnog over the holidays-just like me.

In my best Forrest Gump voice....

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Don't remind me...

I haven't posted a pun this bad in at least an hour....

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

I'm partly color blind -I don't see the "o"s.

The devil's music?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Different perspective and just might be right. But I think it's all in the clothes-you just don't wear a suit to a metal concert.

Someone can cover for me right?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

It's raining, snowing, the sun is too bright,whatever- I can't make it in today.

had to share

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

We're the biggest loser-we're stuck with this idiot as the head of a now totally dysfunctional government of the wealthy,for the wealthy and by the wealthy.

2 Timothy 3:16-17 “All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting ...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

The bible is cherry picked and taken out of context so badly that almost any verse can mean anything to anybody.

Not much flavor

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Churches have no taste.

It's going to be a tough one.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

That's either sunrise or sunset. Either way I hope it was a good one.

Somebody wasn't interested in dinner.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Was the food that bad??

Nothing to see here. Keep scrolling.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Looks like my kitty peanut, except he likes to lay on his back for belly rubs.

Opportunity knocks!

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

The jelly ones and the powered sugar ones can really stain a blue uniform.

enjoy!!! LOL

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Isn't getting old fun...

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect a positive life. -Unknown

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Does that mean I should quit my job???

Spanky could not contain himself

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

I'm with him

All aboard!

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Elmos mom is a very busy girl...

That shit is on for good.

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

I'll take my chances, thank you.

More often than not

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

What about politicians wearing diapers?

Had to throw in a cheesy one....

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Some things sound good on paper, but just don't work in reality.

Speaking of which....does anyone know a good Bail Bondsman?

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

I dunno, it's bought the president lots of bimbos...

Alcohol and Fats👍😊

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Makes sense to me.

need a refund !

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

Like when it rains all day on your day off...

Does this ever happen to anyone else? Ugh! Argh!

EricJones comments on May 6, 2019:

At that point my language usually sets fire to the computer or at least blisters the plastic.

Plans for tomorrow.

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

I used to, then I blew 2 discs in my lower back-no more running.

Paint 101..

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

Thats cute.

I think Steve's a little thick. No, not there.

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

He's too goody two shoes. If I were in his position, I would've looked for the nearest concealed spot-back seat of a car, bushes, port a john at a construction site, whatever- and taken care of business.

See that lion over there 🤣😂😅

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

"Objects in the passenger mirror are closer than they appear."

Like that's ever going to happen on agnostic.com

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

My ex girlfriend (a rabid catholic) keeps wanting me to help her financially and I keep telling her in her prayers tell god to make me give her money. After 2 years she's still praying and I still ain't paying.

Now that's destitution

EricJones comments on May 5, 2019:

Cute.play on words.