Just one??

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Just what the world needs- someone like me working in a pizza joint.

Commandeer vs. Con Artist

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Too true.

"Fight them the end, until the children of the poor eat better than the dogs of the rich."

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

That is too true.

Take it as you will, personally say there is nothing wrong with being open about the possibilities.

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

It's called advertising.

Yet another cartoon that’s funny but has so much truth...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Sign of the times.

Now let me get this straight...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Magic mushrooms have been around for a very, very long time.

The struggle was real!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Yep, I've done that many times.

This is a picture I've had around for a while. A drive-by shooting on I-80 somewhere in Montana

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I hate to be picky, but is that I-90? Because I-80 goes through southern Wyoming. Still a really nice shot..

They have good coffee ☕️

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Is there a map of IHOP? Maybe they could be put side by side to compare.

Jesus! Thou shalt not crowd surf! [facebook.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

whoops.

The most fit President the US has ever had!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Should say "hit by a bar"...repeatedly

This is a most AMAZINGLY FUNNY video clip about the resurrection.

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

That is too funny.

I was wondering how they managed to pee every few yards, I guess that would explain it…

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

I'm surprised my male dogs don't get home all dehydrated.

Just for laughs! ?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

A noble joke.

That which has been seen cannot be unseen. [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

First one to drain the battery wins.

Vegan Climate Activist Makes TIMES' Influential People Of 2019 List [plantbasednews.org]

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

I listen to BBC radio all the time and have been following this kid for a while. She's got a lot of kids her age riled up and together(Trump be damned) they're gonna change-and save- the world.

What's your opinion on the burning of the Notre Dame?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Stuff the religious crap that brought it into being. It's a piece of history and beauty and a window to the past in how it was built and what it was built with. The place was hand crafted from bottom to top. For some of the craftsmen this was a lifetime job. My problem is all the private money pouring into the rebuilding fund-People trying to buy their way into good graces, a sainthood, or make themselves look good to the people, but most importantly get a massive tax deduction. The catholic church has enough money it could pay for the rebuild out of petty cash, it doesn't need the extra money. The private money could feed and house a huge number of the poor and homeless and actually do something positive for the world.

Oh so sweet!

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Cute

On our way home.

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I hope you're ambidextrous, otherwise it's gonna be a long 12 weeks. Here's to a fast healing.

Get out and keep my privacy ???

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Test drive???

It is said Atheist’s are fairly convinced but Agnostics are sitting on the fence, I just hope ...

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2019:

If you're stupid enough to sit on that fence, you deserve what comes next.

Just downloaded the latest version, too.

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Good one.

Damn,Snoopy?

EricJones comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Thats gotta hurt.

Who knew it was so useful?

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Different era, but still a real pisser.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Who needs Eve? All she did was cause trouble anyway.

Fun learning fact.

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

ahhh yep.

TN House Bans Taxpayer-Funded Abortions, Claiming It Promotes “Secular Humanism” ...

EricJones comments on Apr 10, 2019:

If people had easy access to inexpensive birth control-there would be no need for abortions. And the babies born to the poor end up on welfare which the anti-abortion nuts also bitch about. They refuse to look at the whole picture.

Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Well, he's right.

Stolen from someone's Facebook page. OMFG! Funny.😅😂😅😂

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

My hospital just "merged" ( head stomping is more the term) with a much larger regional hospital system and my manager is probably reading this and saying yep, we all better learn to bend over and smile.

The bane of all teachers

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Great Brittan and the US- two countries separated by a common language.

You know who you are!

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

He's good. Couple more of those and he's gonna have a spot in the art gallery.

Haha...oh boy, blasphemy for the win!

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

The christians say they live life following the example jesus set. Then according to that reasoning- given todays scandals- he didn't have to diy, he had little boys and nuns to do it for him.

So this guy said, “have you tried the doggie position,” I sad, “no but I’ll try anything ...

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

That's cute.

An English guy was stopped and asked to give a breathalyzer test.

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Take the test, fail miserably, and then point out to cop the error of his ways

I need spa day.

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I don't have a dishwasher; so it's a steamy shower or nothing.

Cat wins. hahaha☺?

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Looks like a diary entry.

Its Tuesday here.????

EricJones comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Good because this was a terrible monday from the time I woke up.

My story........

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2019:

And that's how the whole scam works.

Dogs love their squeaky toys.?

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2019:

My late lab shepherd would tear out the squeaker and mangle it.

Mom teaching the kids to pray

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

For some people that is a religion.

Is this the future of dog training??

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Maybe he's on a pet site looking for a toy.

It's all political

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Daniels is the first lady???

Buttigieg blasts 'hypocrisy' of evangelicals for supporting Trump [thehill.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

They all believe in the same god-the green one.

Came up today from the FB group Philosophical Atheism.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

With out it we lose our humanity.

Ladybug is the sweetest dog and having knee surgery last year has thoroughly rejuvenated her.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

A few years ago I was taking my now ex-girlfriend for a lumpectomy and she had just put a fresh roll of toilet paper on the holder. When we got home 12 hours later the entire roll was in the kitchen, through the living room, down the hall and a little was still on the bathroom floor. One of the dogs had pulled on the tab she left hanging and just ran all over the house. So I feel your pain.

Let you know when I meet one, lol.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I don't think the cat was too thrilled with the joke.

Maybe someone here might have a interesting insights on this thought, I have always wondered when ...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

As churches began to be built, brothels began to disappear. A bit over simplified to be sure, but that's about it.

Hi, some quotes, the last one is the most important of all quotes!

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

The first and last go so well together, they say pretty much the same thing.

One of the funniest skits by George Carlin of all time

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Guy died way too soon. With all the sex scandals in the church right now, he'd be having a field day.

Satan is right 👍😆

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Plagues, floods, wars, the list goes on and on. god has caused more unnatural death on this planet than any other source.

That don’t impress me much. 😂

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Ain't that the truth.

Just chattin'...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Yep, that's a redneck, southern fried too.

It was like this year round... to hear them tell it. ?

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

And for the younger set, their grandparents.That being said, my first to third grades were in a school 1/4 mile away in town and I walked. My second grade teacher lived next door and she walked for years.

Dogs gotta do what a dog's gotta do.

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

One of my cats usually follows me to the bathroom.

Please turn over...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Too true. I've done the paper turn over trick a few times on people. I've learned how to dodge flying wads of paper.

Round up. Good Dog!

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Nice play on words.

Noah is more evil than Hitler and Stalin

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2019:

God ordered him to do that so god could kill everybody. Noah just didn't have any morals about doing it.

Something like that

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Works for me. Although I would like a large open space for my yard and garden.

Busted.....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That reminds me of Pig Calypso from the muppets. https://youtu.be/SAZihmoE8-s

A Whiggish View....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

At least you won't wake her up.

Turn around, Bright Eyes....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

You come into the world wearing diapers and you leave it wearing diapers.

The internet ... 😄

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That pretty much sums me up.

Someone does not know what to think of Bob. ????

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Those moving targets are hard to figure out, especially when they ignore you.

Tiny is as tiny does.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

You tell him sister.

A vegan joke...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Too late-it is.

Some local street art where I live in Dayton, Ohio

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

There's some really nice work there. Sure beats a boring, bland brick wall.

We need empathy, not religion.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

This needs to be posted on the gates of the vatican and the front door of every church in the land.

I would like to thank all of you who commented and sent love and support about the loss of my sweet ...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That's why we're here-we have all traveled that road.

No problem parking this vehicle, guys!

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

You can fit him into the motorcycle spot, but do check for messes when you leave.

Great idea!

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Mine wouldn't give it back.

When "triggered" ?

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Hold on a sec while I take a look.....

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I've worked in a hospital pharmacy almost 40 years-she's still upright so you didn't hit her hard enough. Stupid anti-vaccine assholes.

My sincerest apologies sir ??

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Stinky news travels fast.

Sometimes it's the simple, even silly, things that can be the most sensuous or erotic.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Better let him finish the dishes first or they'll still be in the sink in the morning.

With Friends Like These...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That is amazing

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the ...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

All it teaches you is how to obey and put your hard earned money into the collection plate.

Deviant AND a Dad joke? Win win.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That's a good one.

Yahoooooooo!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Must be a lot of pissed off priests out there-strong, leading, not submissive women; setting a good example for todays young women to strive for.

A true statement if there ever was one!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Really...

They're Meowls.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Really cool.

Boy this really hits a mark

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The guy that wrote this list-I might be funny-should change his name to "I might be dead" if mom is in a bad mood.

Bunny at 4 days old, 24 grams; Bunny at 4 weeks old (today), 120 grams.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Go get 'em bunny

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The bus is stuck in traffic, I'll drive her home.

Checking to see if he knows one of them?

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Sounds like the food isn't the only thing cooking back in the kitchen.

The New GreenNew Dealing with political incompetence

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2019:

No crossing that yellow line.

Something for me to look forward to ????

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Really,that's not too far from the truth. Springsteen was right-just now it's 1057 channels and nothings on.

I am ready for the Gym!

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I have a basic gym in my basement-I'll give you a very good workout.

The 7 Deadly Sins - pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth. [en.wikipedia.org]

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Very true. And the 7 deadly sins are all caused by human emotion.

It is with the heaviest of heart I tell you all that my sweet boy Ralphie has died.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'm sorry to hear of your loss. I've lost many beloved pets so I fully understand the pain and emptiness you're feeling. The wound never completely heals.

A little something for the men.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'm 59 (Where the hell did the time go??) and mine works just fine, thank you. That being said-at what age does this sad poem kick in?

Dedicated to the small dog lover

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

My 11 year old shih tzu Mischief would go ballistic and the rest of my shih tzus would be barking their brains out too. Then there's Gonzo my Amazon attack parrot who wouldn't make a sound until she bites you.

Do you girls want to go for a walk?

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I say the "W" word and I get a thundering herd through the house.

Who said that? Who's there?

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Don't point this out to christians because they can't explain the contradictions and their brains seize up.

Ten Non-Commandments

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

If the world lived like this, it would be a far better place.

Thought I'd pass this along.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Good one.

INFJ problems

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Especially #2.

It might be true?🙄😁

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Taken girls are hotter-that's why they're taken

Hahahhahaha so stay loyal,that's good😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Is he priest bait?

Ayiiiiii! Wooooohooooo????

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2019:

They do exist-I work with one and she will tell you she's perfect.

Who's a good doggy?

EricJones comments on Apr 1, 2019:

That's why I have 8 dogs.