long ... long time ago

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2019:

And it became who ever gets there first wins.

Seems obvious, but I thought I would post this just in case anyone had the idea.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

"Watch out where those huskies go, don't you play in that yellow snow"

So very true

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Some years ago, my neighbors had a big black lab and kept him outside in a 20x20x 6 ft (high) cage and basically ignored him. One day they took the cage apart and said zak had escaped-he was 14, couldn't see very well and was losing his hearing and some how opened his cage-yea,right. My ex girlfriend found him at the spca within 3 hours and called the next day and it was him. Picked him up the day after that and had to keep him in the garage because he was always outside before. He knew me and adjusted quickly and lived his last 14 months in loving luxury. Area rug on the concrete floor, large bed, walks twice a day.

PLEASE don't blow up this post with idiotic comments and joke replies.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I live in an area with lots of rocks and back when I had more free time I would take some flat stones and try to make stone cutting tools, just to see if I could do it. I had some success and was able to cut thin tree branches and vines in my garden, but it was only for my own use. The main problem is transport, everything moves via some kind of oil based fuel, even electricity made by wind or solar have some plastic parts involved.

Someone doesn't understand the "arm's length for personal space" rule.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

His arm-not yours. Some days that's what I wake up to.

Feeling a little romantic today.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I like it.

?I've been very naughty! What are you gonna do about it!!! Provide details... Or else!!

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Ooooooooh Boy- the mind boggles with the possibilities.

Make your own super easy dog bed! Or cat bed, of course! [facebook.com]

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Great idea. I just use an old pillowcase and put a zipper on the end and stuff it with loose fill.

While walking in the park a squirrel jumped on me, he then ran and posed for the camera.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Looks like there's a bit of a ham in that guy. Cute little bugger.

A simple black and white.... Nice?

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Oh hell yes-very nice.

My roommate sits on my bureau and stares at me while I'm sleeping.... (Now read the meme!) ?

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

When I leave for work my house is tidy, when I get home my roommates make It look like a tornado on steroids went thorough. My roommates hog the bed ( ok-it's a twin so that's not hard to do.).

What,...wait a minute.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Not small enough. Shoot for atomic size.

Hostess with the mostess!!

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2019:

CHOCOLATE!!!

The Archbishop visited a brothel and the young girl who attended to him was very nervous about ...

EricJones comments on Feb 8, 2019:

And the bishop was very happy to provide.

Where you been?

EricJones comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Burned.

Truth...???

EricJones comments on Feb 8, 2019:

The big cats are too busy to chase the zebra, and he knows it.

At least we know what grandma thinks of you...

EricJones comments on Feb 7, 2019:

She just needs to space her letters a bit more.

The Pope admitting to the "sexual slavery" of nuns brings up serious horror regarding an egregious ...

EricJones comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Priests will fuck anything that moves. I wonder if all those statues of the "virgin" mary have well worn holes in the back/pelvis area that only priests know about?

Wish I could post video. She’s just lyin like that flappin her tail against the pillow.

EricJones comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Happy girl.

Corporations by state

EricJones comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I remember sinclair (Utah) from my childhood. I didn't think it was around any more.

My girls!!

EricJones comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Snuggles

To peel, or not to peel. That is the question...

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Where's your sense of adventure.

I really, really need to play in the dirt.

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Pitchers and catchers report soon, so there's light at the end of the tunnel. Was 62 deg. here today but the ground was all mud and 3 inches down frozen solid.

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown ...

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Wait staff do not have easy jobs.

Meanwhile in Canada.......

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

They know who's igloo is the warmest.

He has a point.

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Smart boy-calls it like it is.

What are you giving your sweetie for Valentine's?

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I don't have a sweetie so I'm going to wait until the 15th and treat myself to a bunch of half price chocolate.

Central Scrutinizer Edgrrr Allan Poe on Front Window Sentry Duty on a Snowy Saturday Morning.

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Nothing moving in the bad weather, so nothing worth barking at. That or he figures if you're nuts enough to be out in that weather, you get a free pass.

She looks so concerned...

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

"Just tickle me already"

This is every time I’m in a Nursery or garden center

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Who needs drugs when we have garden centers.

Beautiful. No idea who shot it.

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

WOW!

I discovered this map a few years ago.

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Everybody thinks medicine will just give them a magic tablet and everything will be fine. Wrong. I tell people it takes 20-30 years to have a heart attack. I see it every day in my hospital-overweight and very sick.

If you love maps....you don't forget any of them! LOL

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I had to learn all the states, capitol cities, top produced products( corn, rice, coal, cars whatever) in 7th grade. We got tested every week until everybody got all 50.

Stay at home

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I usually go out with intent and a plan, but there are days....

@RavenCT I cannot stop laughing! This is me if I was a cat.

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I was lucky and had to work. Actually in the break room put the tv on to the puppy bowl.

When you are a night owl

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Sometimes the neighbors are just so inconsiderate.

Good morning all! Here's some eye candy wake you up! Enjoy ????????

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2019:

How the hell did she take a selfie that accurate at that distance?

The old lady was stunned when the vet said her cat was pregnant.

EricJones comments on Feb 3, 2019:

My ex girlfriend brought her cats and dumped them on me and said almost those very words. "I don't know why Sabrina's pregnant. Sylvester's the only male cat but he's her brother." I almost hit her.

Priorities are important

EricJones comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I can't wait to retire so I don't have to worry about that any more.

Any messages?

EricJones comments on Feb 3, 2019:

No-that one should get the point across.

Something to think about

EricJones comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Good point.

Bragging rights!

EricJones comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Does that include spouses?

I was younger and more naive.

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

That's why I don't make plans.

Last night at work, they left me a foot note

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Dr Frankenstein keeping spare parts in the fridge?

I haven’t posted in a long time but the plants have really been loving the rain we have been ...

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Very nice.

Police dog lunch time.....

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

That is too cute.

got you're back

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

They know who the youngest, weakest member of the pack is and will watch out for them.

It's all about perspective,...

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Where's the both button???

Morally flexible

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

When nuns find out all the fun they've been missing, it gives a whole new meaning to the term "holy fuck"

Whaddya know?

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

To be truly flying he should be off the ground as well.

I love nudes..

EricJones comments on Feb 2, 2019:

People who work in the medical fields develop an interesting sense of humor.

You're an idiot....

EricJones comments on Feb 1, 2019:

There's a bit of a ham in everyone.

Heh. It’s Batman.

EricJones comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Really blends in good.

Spencer is moping tonight because I wouldn’t let him go outside again.

EricJones comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That's why I keep my shih tzus short-they don't come in all clumped with snow and then go lay on the bed.

Does anyone have a past bad experience with the Catholic Church which negatively impacted their sex ...

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2019:

My ex-girlfriend became a rabid catholic and she refused to even kiss me, let alone anything else. They put such a guilt trip on her she went from running around the house in bra and panties to heavy, baggy sweats.

When its chilly....

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I think you're gonna need a bigger snow brush.

I need more color in my life.

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I work with a couple of redheads and if they're typical of the group, the reason you never get any sleep is they never shut up.

Check'em out..

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Personally, I'm too #@%&" cold to care about the boobs-I just want some warm weather.

They've aways to go..

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2019:

At least they have gravity on their side.

Some of my favorite photos taken with my DSLR at Pamplona, Spain.

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

All are great shots, but 2 and 4 are just wow.

I call this one "Pop Art"

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I want that one on the bottom row please, second on the left.

[youtu.be] teasing the dog :)

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Socks, squeakies, whatever. Everything's a toy and full of fun. Enjoy it while you can.

One from Germany...

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

She looks like she'd rather be in one of the cars than on the steps.

@RavenCT Is this true? [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That is too much. ?

Testes... testes...

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The firehydrant bulletin board.

Oh noz! Romeo!

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Whoopsie

If you've ever driven "through" TX...on any Interstate...you understand....

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Houston looks like Washington DC traffic. Now to really blow your mind-overlay Texas onto Alaska.

Haha!

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The more (selfies), the merrier.

A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That's cheesy.

Lol A performance gone bad. At least they have a nice service.

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I wonder if they charged double for the two boxes in one plot?

The more I learn about a point and shoot camera the more I want to upgrade to a DSLR.

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Sometimes a point and shoot is a good thing because most of them can be tucked into a pocket and whipped out at a moments notice and you're still going to get some really nice shots (see above-they're great). I have an older bridge camera and it does some great things, but it is also bulky. Even a mirrorless still has the lens sticking out. There are trade offs to balance.

A typical evening shot in the Canary Isles, always gets me to grab the camera.

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Niiiice

small circle

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Yup, that's me.

Are we as Atheists ,in general, more inclined to be sexual animals?

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Hell yes. Most religions (especially christianity) sex is a sin and is treated as unhealthy and bad for you.

Bricks......

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Too true.

Cum into my tunnel of Horror.

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Ask and you shall receive.

Confession time

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He's only her daddy in his off hours.

Just because...

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Were the flames there before or after?

I think I know who I'm cheering for in the Super Bowl!

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

And the score at halftime is...Her.

I'm Flippant Llama, and I approve this message!

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That took some effort.

Redcliffe Jetty saturday night.

EricJones comments on Jan 28, 2019:

The night shot is really good. Looks like a nice place to spend a quiet relaxing evening.

Dog's best friend may not always be a hooman bean...

EricJones comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Little stinker blends right in.

My teenager had a friend sleep over Friday night.

EricJones comments on Jan 28, 2019:

"Can we keep it? Please??

Valentines Day logo

EricJones comments on Jan 28, 2019:

That about sums it up....

Ad Gag laws.

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

If that were a cop hitting a person or an adult hitting a child, people world be screaming to see the video; but because it was a cow, nobody cared how it was treated.

A few photos at Lone Ranch Beach OR, was an awesome day for walking on the beach.

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Very nice.

Ok...lets see if we have coverage in all 50 states...where are you and what's the temperature?

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Eastern pennsylvania, 90 miles west of New York city, 34 at 7:30 pm

Adventures in manscaping. [m.facebook.com]

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

You best empty your bladder before reading this.

Netflix and ....

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Superman has nothing on that guy.

Dancers and dogs.

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

That is soooo good.

um.mmmm good !

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

......- You might be a redneck

English and Spanish speakers tend to bury all other language groups in the US of A but this gives an...

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Interesting pattern of immigration and settlement.

This sorta falls into the map category. ?

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

That is great-I love it.

Same, dog, same.

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Yep, and if the treats are chocolate-even better.

Since I stopped kneeling in front of a cross.

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Inside, we're all the same-just the skin color is different.

Anyone wanna go swinging?

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Yea, but not for very long. There,s also the sliding board and the see-saw.

Guys, I made crispy Tofu. All thanks to a YouTube video I watched about the prep! - [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Looks good. Gotta try it.

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Nice one.

I hate Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2019:

A bunch of mini-me's

Earth....with no land....

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2019:

If we don't do something about global warming soon-this is what's going to be the end result.