My LucyLou would not take no for an answer! Get up nowwwww. Uuhhggg Hound-dogs! ❤️

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Hopefully she's not standing on your chest, really makes it hard to get up.

Solutions....

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I'd get a flame thrower and melt the damn stuff. But I must give them credit-it is a good idea. Just watch the plows don't take it off during the next storm.

Lets hear your opinion

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Is this a joke?? Cuddling + naked = It's gonna happen.

Dear Santa.

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Lady Godiva and the horse she rode in on. I figure the horse can be in the back eating the grass so I don't have to mow it because I'm gonna be busy. It's that or world peace and an end to hunger.

Sacred Duty

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

That's why I haven't put a tree up the last few years. I had a little (3 foot) tree in my spare room last year and it was on it's side as much as it was upright. Plus the 2 strings of lights I got for it were destroyed. I think the dogs and cats tag teamed on it.

hi all, now that we've had our first soaking rains in my part of California and the fire danger is ...

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

The way the flames form the tunnel is really neat.

Adventures with short, loud people. Bonus terrible taxidermy complete with googly eyes.

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Pic #1 with the butterfly is amazing. Looks like the kids had a great time also.

I hate when that happens!

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Beans and butt plugs don't play well together.

Ladies. Do you feel terrible and degraded afterwards? Come on tell the truth now....... Ha.

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Nobody feels like garbage after they masturbate, that's why everybody does it. There's an entire industry built around it for crying out loud.

Yes indeed it should..

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

So long as somebody is crying out "Oh god yes yes" it'll be a perfect fit for the day.

Assemble your own....

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

A pile that big just begs to be made into a snow fort.

Sometimes it's true

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

I wear inexpensive briefs, expensive undies are a waste of money. Guys that wear expensive undies usually have an inflated sense of self worth and abilities. As for the girls, Victoria secret undies are meant to be removed in (and hopefully by) mixed company. :)

Something to suck on

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Thats bad for your health.

Lol lol lol

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

There's a reason doors have locks.

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Mother knows best.

I like dogs much better than people!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Dogs love you no matter what, they don't talk behind your back, they're always happy to see you and the list goes on.

I thought you all might like a laugh today.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

There are some dog breeds as big as tigers. But he's still cute

Any one want a ginger bread man?

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

If god is all powerful, tell him to go print his own money. Save the gingerbread men for your own bake sale. And if you advertise in the right places, you won't be able to bake them fast enough. :)

This was fun on FB, but I'm sure you guys will make me squirm. yay!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

The mind boggles at the possible combinations.

Sparkle sparkle

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I don't wanna ask how he got it to stick on.

reindeer-boobs ! Yes please!! [menshealth.com]

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I prefer whipped cream over tinsel.

Got to love the beach!!! So peaceful in the mornings.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Great start to the day.

😂 lol

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

If my cats started acting like my dogs I'd be in a lot of trouble. That being said I do have 2 cats that go to the door to go out and potty.

Matilda is holiday-ready. Candy cane kisses to all!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I see santa leaving some good treats for that face.

Now that's a dress..... LOL

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

You'll never get lost, but taking it off to lay it flat on the table could be a bit of an issue.

Things to ponder.....

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I think there's a nation of islands there that wanted to stay on the same side of the date line

I told my dog not to lie on my clean pants, so this is what he does instead. What a smart ass!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

It's like telling the ocean waves not to come on shore

Do you think Trump has damaged the USA? How long will it take to repair the damage?

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Damaged doesn't begin to cover what he has done to this country, bigotry, racism, and general hatred amongst different races. Then there's the environment, the borders, denial of facts and the list goes on. Repair the damage?? That's going to take a very, very long time

Last night between 11:00 p.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Beautiful outdoor christmas lights. Makes the area look warm and inviting and a good place to gather for the holiday season.

Found a great new app.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

If it's new it may take a while to get the word out to get a big enough population base.

Dog wig......

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Wouldn't doubt it.

Bash, bash, bash....

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Perfect example of religious tolerance that they preach sooo much.

Gotta be in it for the long run.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I plan to have pets-dogs, cats and birds-until I'm quite old.

Tis the Season

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

And happy holidays back to you.

Share this please.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Print it out and nail it to the church doors.

What do ya think She's doing?

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Did she eat way too many rainbow skittles?

Planning on getting into shape for the new year...

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I call it painful.

Come on men. I know this turns you on!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Their knees need some work-they're a little scrawny.

Kimba decorates like Melania.

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Melania tells the serfs how to decorate, looks like Kimba knows what to do.

I hope you haven't seen this one. I laughed out loud at work when this arrived in my mailbox.

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

That's a good one.

What a big baby!? [instagram.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

And people wonder why I like small dogs.

Not all Deviants are Cool in California and being uncool makes you a Pervert deserving of a Good Ass...

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Deviant is one thing, assault is another story.

This is exactly why you should put lights on a palm tree…

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Whoopsie. I always wondered ,how trees propagated.Now I know :)

I still love this.

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Actually I'm on the right side. And next time they take a picture of "us", I hope they let me know so I can wave.

Living will....

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

At least somebody is getting science and knowledge out to the masses and making it fun and understandable. Go Dr. Tyson.

Another find!

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Right-and if you play with yourself you'll go blind. Stupid religion-keep everybody in fear and obedient and feeling any kind of pleasure is a sin. But it's ok to pork little boys.

You all guessed it!? Another Gem!

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Talk about planning for the future....

Hadn't considered this. Very creative, lol

EricJones comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'd move her to the front of the line and then give her the physical of a lifetime

Meanwhile....

EricJones comments on Nov 29, 2018:

not much of a following, but I guess you have to start somewhere.

Funny stuff

EricJones comments on Nov 29, 2018:

At that point any exit will do.

What you look like....

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Shouldn't her nose be growing a lot longer???

How we drive our cats to drink

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

That's why I didn't put one up the last few years. Between the cats and dogs it was on it's side more than it was up.

Hi guys. Just wondering who's right into Photoshop and who isn't.

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Not me. What I see is the picture I want and that's how I want to remember it.

How do you celebrate Christmas?

EricJones comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I usually work (I get paid double). It's just me and my pets, so I usually get new toys for everybody. The day is really more about family and less about religion because almost everybody accepts that christmas day was a pagan holiday first and the christians stole it for their own ends.

The boys are expecting dinner; they're being very patient.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Come on dad-move it, we're hungry here. :)

When Lighting hits sand.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Nature can make some really interesting glass sculptures.

Pretty sure they know what they are talking about

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

If you're wealthy, greedy, extremely ignorant, stupid, living in the past, and completely out of touch with reality-then no, nothing is happening with the climate. If you have a brain that has something in it, and you actually use it, then it's a totally different story and you can see the changes that are taking place. Reality-what a novel concept.

Hostess humor

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That's just too cute, although somebody doesn't look happy.

Juuuuuump.......

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Hopefully the rope is too long and he face plants on the floor.

Tolerance...

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That's a good one. I love it.

By any other name.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

A rose by any other name would still be covered with thorns.

Found this!

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Whoopsie. They say bad things happen in threes....

Please make sure you read this thoroughly.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

As to #2-I don't have enough hair left to worry about counting (at least on my head-arms and legs are a different story).

Lol Actually saw some on the news... Idiots fighting over tv's too. SMH

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

He's been hit in the head too many times-He should know if you wait until later into the season, you can usually get better deals.

I just spent two hours shoveling my driveway!

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Snow on the trees and houses and yard look very pretty, but why can't it stay off the streets and sidewalks?

Poor guy. LOL

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I think he overestimated Katie.

I'm having trouble with my sex drive and chances to enjoy sex before entering my sixties , advice ...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Go to your doctor now while it's still early. Sometimes an underlying disease that's seemingly not related to ED can be the cause.The ED can just be a symptom of something worse.

I'm thinking of getting out of trollers and scammers.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Thank you. There are a bunch of troublemakers on this site and they just seem to troll different groups just to argue.

Facts............

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You won't get any argument from me.

Poor Chump... oops..... I mean Trump.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Why doesn't he have a big smile on his face?? After all, he's the center of attention and that's what he craves the most.

That was one a my faves.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I was usually first to the rafters-was easy.

Go to the manger!

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

That sums up that whole religion in one picture. This needs to be published in every church bulletin so all those believers can see what it's really all about.

Somewhere in western Colorado. Do you see the watch?

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Unless they're using the tower as a sun dial-I don't see it.

This beauty came to the clinic for a check-up, yesterday.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

What time and which channel???

There is a reason I know how to rotate the screen on my laptop with ctrl keys.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2018:

My kitties like to walk on my keyboard while I'm typing-so I can relate.

Cute baby....

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That is too cute.

Stupidity...

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That's not too far from the truth.

Thought you twisted mofos would appreciate this one!?

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Batteries not included.

Do you ever wonder if store managers look at this stuff?

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Just go to the wine section and buy some pinot more.

I do believe I am the luckiest human in the world! Ok so they are passed out couch hogs.

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

The greeting party is great, I just wish they wouldn't turn the house inside out while I'm away. Chasing the cats is more fun than squeaky toys.

It goes where?

EricJones comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Looks like it already went there.

This is true and funny. Frog chocking his ass! Lol

EricJones comments on Nov 23, 2018:

When I was coaching cross country, our rival team (the schools were about 6 miles apart) had this picture on their team warm up tee shirts. The entire league loved it.

I'm almost certain there's an ordinance against this....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Sounds like somebody took a page out of the book by Jonathan Swift-A Modest Proposal.

EDIT: Thanks, y’all.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Keep digging, if possible talk to people who might be able to give you some insight as to what happened. If it was people/personality issues-bail and don't look back. Abusers can start nice (too nice) and later the facade comes off. Good luck.

Did everyone make it through Turkey Day?

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It's just me, the dogs, cats and the birds, so I was fine. Read the papers walked the dogs and cleaned, so it was a good day

Happy Spanksgiving!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That reminds me of work. All the senior management has one of those to keep us minions in line.

I've been called an introverted extrovert, and just the opposite at times.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It makes you, you.

Painter....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Gotta think big, aspire to be greater than you are.

Cereal killer.....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

"You want breakfast? Well come and get it."

Discovery....

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That's not the image I was created in, unless I'm having a bad LSD trip.

I make no apologies ?

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I've said more than once that women who pile on the jewelry and make up are just trying to hide and make themselves something they're not. I say throw it all off, put on some comfy jeans and a tee shirt, step out the front door with your finger held high, and say "here I am world-deal with it".

Colorado Thanksgiving. Wasps, carrots and Pikachu.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Looks like Pikachu got hung out to dry.

Researchers turned a 156-year-old law of physics on its head demonstrating that the coupling between...

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

All they need to do now is develop even more efficient batteries than we have now.

Sometimes people annoy me.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Yep, I'd have a fairly healthy pile too.

A dog's love.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

They love you no matter what.

Remember to share - intentionally or unintentionally

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It's just me and my critters, so I make little plates for everyone.

this Thanksgiving I am thankful my corgi did not have to have surgery to remove the foreign object ...

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Thats good news.

It’s all about perspective

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That's why we have eyelids- so we can close them.

Happy Thanksgiving, ya'll! What are you thankful for?

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

As I joked at work-vaseline and internet porn. But joking aside, looking at whats happening around the country(California fires, hurricanes etc) I have a good job, a secure roof over my head, a house full of wonderful pets, food for all and everybody's healthy.

Happy thanksgiving everyone!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

The "side" dishes are the best part of the meal, all the different flavors, you don't miss the turkey. And if the one on the left needs a date for thanksgiving, I'm open. :)