Look at this! He has his own Teddy!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That is just waaay too cute.

OHHHH. I'M SO SO HAPPY AND EXCITED. EVERYBODY...THIS IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. HOT HOT HOT!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Does she have a brother named bigfoot?

Piddle beans

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I love technical jargon.

Silly sexual question I heard on the radio.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

She's had 2 husbands and I've had 2 lovers-we're even. As far as I know anyway.

A little something abstract for you. I’ve been playing with orbs lately.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Interesting.

If only.[agnostic.]

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Every double bacon cheeseburger should come with a cardiologist business card.

Yum! Fudge.

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Thats why I like to type out all my words or take a step back and reread and think.

What is your moral compass?

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Treat others with kindness and respect.

Today's multiple developments show clearly the Trump has never had even a fleeting relationship with...

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Reality-you left out his total disconnect with reality. He makes Nixon look like a saint.

Grins.......

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Who is photobombing who?

I have just noticed that S.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

When you're on the inside looking out-it's normal, but if you're on the outside looking in-it's not. Now given there are more people looking out than in, we must be the normal ones.

When you don't have a pillow, your sister works pretty well.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I have 5 day old puppies next to my computer right now doing exactly that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if skunks had a college, they would call it P.U.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

A golden oldie and still funny.

Took me a second...then LMAO!!

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Cute. And you get chocolate milk from a brown cow. And I know that because my dad used to be a milkman and I helped him and the people at the dairy told me so. :)

Who remembers?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Oh Yes. Have a vinyl record of his work, and it was good, clean fun. He died way too soon.

We are all friends here!

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's me-just ask the people I work with.

But did I have to be so literal?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Ain't progress great? :)

And speaking of literal...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Cute.

Anybody remember doing phone pranks as a kid?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Ooohh Yessss. Is your fridge running? Well you better catch it. Or we would call someone 3 or 4 times and ask for "Fred" (or somebody else who didn't live there) and the call back and ask if there were any calls for "Fred". And we also did the Sir Walter Raleigh gag.

Got home to find a note from the missus on the fridge...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Just one of those mysteries about women men will never figure out.

my Ratato had a tumor removed from each side.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's great to hear.

That's why they're called seal pups. [facebook.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Cute. Well, at least they don't need to be housebroken.

Is cancer a deliberate business?

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

No. I've worked in a hospital pharmacy for almost 40 years and- in a nutshell- I've learned that cells mutate and until we can reverse that mutating nothings going to change.

I just dropped my Rattie Roommate off at the vet for surgery to remove a small tumor.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Hang in there,he'll come home.

Plans for next weekend.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I just don't bother making plans for my weekend off ( I work every other), the chores usually fill in the void.

My dog is a moron lol

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Ooooohhh yesssss, gotta get the last little bit in the very bottom.

Brand name...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That is a great picture.

Walking the mum....

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Like my house-who walks who.

Most of the time she's an asshole who doesnt want me to touch her, but once in a blue moon she ...

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Looks like you have a kitty alarm clock too. :)

How black holes form

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

They can curl up and be tighter than a drum. I have a couple large cats and I'm amazed how tight a ball they get into.

I'm here for you, ladies.

EricJones comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Many questions-one answer.

According wincalendar.

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Just remember to put the seat down when you're done and everything will be fine.

Would you kiss her?

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

No thank you.

Is it true that there’s no way to get B-12 without supplements? I hate pills! ?

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Most liquid multi vitamins have it. Just read the label to make sure.

Want to hear a sodium joke? Na. Want to hear a potassium joke? K.

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I deal with those letters and many others every #*^&$# day at work, still a good joke- makes you think.

Not without a fight!

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2018:

He's practicing to be a priest.

STUPID SEBASTOPOL, CALIFORNIA! THESE ARE SERIOUS TIMES!

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

That is some really nice work.

Fishin' buddies!

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and the cat eats for a lifetime.

Ranch dressing...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Oh, that's a good one. Now I want a salad.

Irony......

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

There's a reason somebody invented permanent press and I thank them for it everyday. That being said, I have 3 kilts that need to be ironed after every wash and those pleats are brutal. Each kilt takes about 15 minutes, so I guess that makes up for the rest of my stuff being perm press.

What do y'all think. . This a fine lookin BOOTY or what?

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

The belly button is a dead giveaway.

A spiral staircase designed by Leonardo da Vinci in the year 1516. This is so beautiful.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

He was a man who had a great mind and was at the right place at the right time and had sponsors who kept the regressive church off his back.

Just act normal. If only it were that easy.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Define normal. Everybody's normal is going to be different.

How often does this happen?

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Rarely-I work off shift hours.

Keep calm...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

And the wrinkles in your shirt caused by your anatomy.

My favorite day is Sunday morning.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I'd settle just one of those, preferably the girl, with sleeping in a very close second.

When you're a baby boy, you have a peepee.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

When needed, a ramrod, but usually Mr Softie.

Need changing...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Diapers don't come full of shit, that happens later, politicians on the other hand come that way.

Organizing my phone tonight and found this gem.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

And he should give back to her what she wants. And if she's going to put herself out like that he should stand at her side and never stray.

Breaking news...

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Oh I love it.

'Nuff said...

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

If you're a catholic priest it's usually(but not always) another orifice.

Don't be one....

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

His comb over doesn't look that good, and the stick figure should have been drawn in orange- not black.

The scump map....

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Who broke into the White House situation room and stole the map off the wall???

The Two Ronnies. - The Australians.....how I miss these guys on TV. [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

It's great that all these old videos still exist and somebody has the good sense to put them on you tube and other video services so everybody can relive the treasures that they are.

Huh huh, huh, huh ... Cut.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Is that woody woodpecker?

Hmm..too good to be true.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Makes black friday stress go away. at least for a while.

We've all been there.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

The shallow end of the gene pool really is..

I think I'll go with Velma.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Velma needs to lose about 20-25 pounds, after that-game on.

Ok, this looks like a fun sport! Where do I sign up?

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Do they happen to know that certain parts of the anatomy need to be kept warm in order to be functional?

Can't fool me.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I use peanut butter and it almost always works. Although I can't make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without an audience

Gotta love long hair ?

EricJones comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The longer, the better.

The relationship I'm looking for.

EricJones comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Count me in.

Size might just a matter after all.

EricJones comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Thats gonna leave some really serious stretch marks.

In cahoots...

EricJones comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Too true.

Hey I know food science.

EricJones comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Maybe she shaves herself-then she wouldn't need a hair net. But with that damn apron in the way ya can't tell.

I had no idea this was a job!?

EricJones comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Sounds like somebody that helps with colonoscopies.

Perils of lack of punctuation

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I went to the wrong school. Then again that could also be said of the person who missed that one day of punctuation class

A word of the day for you.

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Dracula must have been the poster boy for odaxelagnia.

Hatchlings?

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Any port in a storm. But that is just too cute

Super sprayer... [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Frickin amazing, if I hadn't seen it....

What if you add cheese?

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

That is too cool., I love it.

Truly caring.

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I prefer to multi-task myself. One hand messaging the other hand massaging.

Rodeo Style? What a ride!

EricJones comments on Nov 12, 2018:

After 30 seconds call the medics, you're gonna need 'em.

Well what da ya know!

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I know the feeling.

Mutual admiration society

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Actually, rocket science isn't all that hard. Just a lot of physics (calculus) equations, engineering formulas, and brainstorming.

What is the natural enermy of man

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Man only has one natural enemy-Man.

These two are getting close lately, my manx Lynx and my Boston terrier mix Belle.

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Good for them. Everybody needs a buddy. And it beats the alternative-turning the house inside out chasing each other.

This cracked me up

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I have to chase mine down to get the stick, stuffed toy, or whatever, then try and get it away from them. Give it to me? Not a chance

This is Mitchie, my 13 yr old male Shih Tzu.

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

A time out to recharge. Mine do it too. Handsome boy.

Here’s another picture of the mysterious object in St.

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I think it's a drain, but it's on its side. The block on the bottom has a channel that leads to the pipe in the upper block. Push it over and the metal pipe would lead to a storm sewer.

I couldn't agree more

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I work evenings. Early mornings aren't happening.

Please stooop!

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I think the second cuming of jesus has already taken place.

Is another Carrington-class solar event coming to shut our systems down? [gizmodo.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

If that size storm would hit us today, all hell would break loose

Super hero car?

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

When did Batman and Catwoman have a baby?

I’m not sure what “most guys” want but maybe I’m off base here.

EricJones comments on Nov 9, 2018:

All that in one package?? Not going to happen. If you're very lucky you might get a LITTLE of both, and I do mean LITTLE. Would be nice, but just not realistic.

AI systems shed light on root cause of religious conflict: Humanity is not naturally violent ...

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I've said many times-if we get rid of religion something strange happens-peace breaks out.

What is Farthest Away? - It's Okay To Be Smart [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Interesting video.

A millenial told me that millenials are supposedly known for eating ass and avocados.

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Times change.

Anyone have a thing for demons in sexual fantasy?

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Horny one, isn't she.

can't put this on earth and ask us not to sin...id fucking kill the devil to get to that lol

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

She really needs to add a few pounds.

Bork, Bork!

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Interesting and creative-and if you need a spare piece of hardware, just raid the dog. Flea care is easy, just don't bathe him or he'll rust.

About a month ago I posted pics of a little abandoned kitten that one of my coworkers had taken in ...

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I have one just like her on my bed right now-about a week older and they look almost alike, just waaaay too cute.

He is just too clever! Aww!

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Money does grow on trees.

Rowan Atkinson interviews Elton John [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Without even watching it yet, you know it's gonna be a good one.

Gotta keep the sauce.

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I prefer Tortellini myself.

I hate waiting!!! Anyone else watching our country go to shit?

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Not watching-listening. I have NPR and the BBC on. Sounds like the house flipped but the senate didn't. So it looks Trump got the 8th grade dropout-gun toting-worse than redneck-beneath trailer park trash (his people) to get out to vote.

Point whore tonight! Caption this,winner gets a "Thank You!" in the language of their choice!

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

These long migrations just wear me out.

That moment in the 2000s when u realized that britney. spears was kinky

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Too damn old to care about those young "do anything for attention" kids.

Here is a kinky thought: VOTE NAKED! ;) Since there is a restriction against "politically-oriented" ...

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Not here. It was 50 deg with a misty/light rain.

Did you vote today?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

I was 8th in line when they opened the doors.