Guys will get this. It cracked me up!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Always keep your toys in a separate place.

Traffic jam on the way home gave me a moment to snap this

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Sometimes a traffic jam is a good thing.

Taz wasn't sure if he wanted to be a star.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Well, he is now.

I know right.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I used to do 5 miles in a bit under 28 minutes. Which is good for 5 miles , but a bit fast for sex.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Try putting it on your other wrist, but at least you know your arm is in good shape.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I don't get it either. Unless that's now an industrial area and all built up. But for 4.3 mil you could have bought that area and see it for yourself any time you want.

Taz in his Christmas finery! Wore it for a good five minutes!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Stylin' and if you don't have the camera at the ready when you're done-forget it.

Good cooperation

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

A pair of cuties.

Hot flashes.....

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I understand they can be nasty to deal with.

I shall not lose an argument

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Now that's not fighting fair.

Nice retro photo!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Oh god-I remember those ugly white trees. I haver never seen an albino pine tree.

Adopting protective coloration does not fool me; this is an Alien Spacecraft, and it's just crawling...

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

And they spend all their time looking out the windows observing us, trying to figure us out.

I took Scout to Dairy Queen last night to get him a pup cup, but that wasn't enough for him so he ...

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

"Gotta get to the bottom corner, I know there's more there, gotta get in there to get that last little bit,my snout is too big or my tongue is too short but if I push hard enough I'll get that last drop."

Protect the bunnies!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

He's cute.

An honest meme.

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Small but mighty.

It's aways something!

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I had a neighbor who was huge and after reduction surgery ( about 50% taken off) felt so much better. Chronic back and shoulder pain went away. Also self exams may show lumps sooner.

Early sunrise shot fron atop the 17 st causeway bridge! Ft Lauderdale Fl

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Beautiful sunrise. Wish I had the money it takes to insure those two boats.

Lmao such a romantic

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Somebody needs their hearing checked.

How You doin'? waggles eyebrows

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

My question would be "If you would do that for one klondike bar-what would you do for an entire box of them?"

Bikes........

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

. But if they were circus dogs they might be riding bikes.

Waitress????

EricJones comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Makes sense to me.

I'm going to blow this shot up into a large wall cling for over my fireplace mantle.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

WOW!

Two besties playing tug.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

No cheap toys for these guys.

[video.vice.com] A Kitty Chateau

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

That Macaw is beautiful and very expensive, and the cockatiel needs a bigger cage.

Just a thought

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Holy shit-I'm a dog, except I'm vegetarian so I won't eat just anything that's put on my plate.

I’d socialize but

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

That's what I'm doing.

Bridge at Canyon Lake, photo taken by moonlight.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

That's an old bridge-lots of character.

There goes my yen for demons again ...

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

She looks like a ram who's getting ready to butt heads.

Or maybe, you're more aroused by besmirching something perfect and pure?

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Who says she's perfect and pure? She might be a Victoria's secret model who's been around the block a few times. Ya never know.

Headed to DC for a business trip today. Beta knows what is up.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I took 2 of mine to the groomer yesterday and the rest were like that.

Celebrate Solstice, not Christmas.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Something I enjoy every year is the Paul Winter consort winter solstice concert. It's good, diverse music and celebrates the solstice. http://solsticeconcert.com/ should get you to the site.

I’m being followed by a moon shadow... 🌛🌚🌜

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Interesting. Overlay that with an ethno-religious conquest map and the red really stands out.

Interesting.....

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

The question is whats the disease vector and how long before the rest are red? Or is it a case of it's everywhere and not been confirmed in all the states yet.

Don't wine about it.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Cute

I wonder what it would be like in a limmerick factory.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Given limericks come in all colors,I think it would be interesting.

Celebrate Solstice, not Christmas.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Christmas was put where it is because the christians wanted to hijack the established pagan celebrations. So I say why not? The solstice celebration far out dates christmas and is actually based on a real thing.

The difference between the North and the South 😊😊😊😊

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Especially in the south east.

Going to be a great new year!!!

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I dooon't think that's what she meant.

So guide these lines...

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

That's why you should always turn off your cellphone before bed.

Caught nekkid......

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Does this mean all those trees at the you pick/you cut farm are naked?

Awwww. They didn’t get any “likes”.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

If nobody "liked" them then take a hint....

I honestly hope that once he’s out office that there’s not a mass catastrophe of people dying of...

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

When he leaves office (one way or another) there's going to be a world wide party that will take a long time to top. Removing him from office won't be easy. Mental instability won't be easy to prove, but might be possible. Impeachment might be harder. First he has to have committed a provable crime, and the house has to pass the articles of impeachment ( the crimes he is charged with) and then the senate tries him on the charges. With the senate controlled by republicans, being found guilty will be a large order.

YET ANOTHER REASON TO HATE TRUMP - This fucker just needs to die of a massive heart attack as ...

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

There's one problem with getting rid of that asshole-it's called Pence. He may actually be worse. They will both have to go to get to people of reasonable intelligence and ability to govern.

What the hell is this?

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Something got lost in translation.

I understand... completely.

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Interesting paradox, but I like the idea and would like to try it with somebody.

Are your points stuck, too?

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I'm stuck too. I hope that the backlog pulls through. If they're having trouble with computer overload that's a good and bad thing. Good because of the large, active community here and bad because they're going to need bigger servers.

Gay people should not join Catholic clergy, Pope Francis says | World news | The Guardian

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

A world bishops meeting, last month, released a statement that said other denominations accept gays (and other LGBTQ) and they should go to those churches instead. Just point blank homophobic. They still demand that it's a curable disease.

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

There's a smart-ass in every group, although in this case they're right. Some subjects are just easier than others.

Snuggle buddy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐁🐁🐁🐁

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Out and about and back to himself.

About the Theory of Flat Earth.

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I know the earth is round but I like this kind of globe. I think I live right between the mid high-but I want to look closer to make sure.

Do not feed....

EricJones comments on Dec 4, 2018:

They'll walk up to our cars and want us to recharge their phones for them. Then they can just order on line and have it delivered.

Ooooh apples..

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I'm with Adam-the hell with the apple, go for the cherry.

A holiday wish.

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Would be nice because too many people have nothing to say and spend all day telling you all about it

Something I can identify with.

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

No argument from me.

Do you like nature? I had fun today with my camera... Romeo woke up so I caught his drool first.

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Nice walk in the autumn woods.

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Meetings would be terribly quiet.

Our kitten Fia is now 3 months old.

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I have 4 at a year and under, so I feel your pain and then some. But then again the older cats don't listen either, so good luck.

My LucyLou would not take no for an answer! Get up nowwwww. Uuhhggg Hound-dogs! ❤️

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Hopefully she's not standing on your chest, really makes it hard to get up.

Solutions....

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I'd get a flame thrower and melt the damn stuff. But I must give them credit-it is a good idea. Just watch the plows don't take it off during the next storm.

Lets hear your opinion

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Is this a joke?? Cuddling + naked = It's gonna happen.

Dear Santa.

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Lady Godiva and the horse she rode in on. I figure the horse can be in the back eating the grass so I don't have to mow it because I'm gonna be busy. It's that or world peace and an end to hunger.

Sacred Duty

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

That's why I haven't put a tree up the last few years. I had a little (3 foot) tree in my spare room last year and it was on it's side as much as it was upright. Plus the 2 strings of lights I got for it were destroyed. I think the dogs and cats tag teamed on it.

hi all, now that we've had our first soaking rains in my part of California and the fire danger is ...

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

The way the flames form the tunnel is really neat.

Adventures with short, loud people. Bonus terrible taxidermy complete with googly eyes.

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Pic #1 with the butterfly is amazing. Looks like the kids had a great time also.

I hate when that happens!

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Beans and butt plugs don't play well together.

Ladies. Do you feel terrible and degraded afterwards? Come on tell the truth now....... Ha.

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Nobody feels like garbage after they masturbate, that's why everybody does it. There's an entire industry built around it for crying out loud.

Yes indeed it should..

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

So long as somebody is crying out "Oh god yes yes" it'll be a perfect fit for the day.

Assemble your own....

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

A pile that big just begs to be made into a snow fort.

Sometimes it's true

EricJones comments on Dec 2, 2018:

I wear inexpensive briefs, expensive undies are a waste of money. Guys that wear expensive undies usually have an inflated sense of self worth and abilities. As for the girls, Victoria secret undies are meant to be removed in (and hopefully by) mixed company. :)

Something to suck on

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Thats bad for your health.

Lol lol lol

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

There's a reason doors have locks.

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Mother knows best.

I like dogs much better than people!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Dogs love you no matter what, they don't talk behind your back, they're always happy to see you and the list goes on.

I thought you all might like a laugh today.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

There are some dog breeds as big as tigers. But he's still cute

Any one want a ginger bread man?

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

If god is all powerful, tell him to go print his own money. Save the gingerbread men for your own bake sale. And if you advertise in the right places, you won't be able to bake them fast enough. :)

This was fun on FB, but I'm sure you guys will make me squirm. yay!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

The mind boggles at the possible combinations.

Sparkle sparkle

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I don't wanna ask how he got it to stick on.

reindeer-boobs ! Yes please!! [menshealth.com]

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I prefer whipped cream over tinsel.

Got to love the beach!!! So peaceful in the mornings.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Great start to the day.

😂 lol

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

If my cats started acting like my dogs I'd be in a lot of trouble. That being said I do have 2 cats that go to the door to go out and potty.

Matilda is holiday-ready. Candy cane kisses to all!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I see santa leaving some good treats for that face.

Now that's a dress..... LOL

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

You'll never get lost, but taking it off to lay it flat on the table could be a bit of an issue.

Things to ponder.....

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I think there's a nation of islands there that wanted to stay on the same side of the date line

I told my dog not to lie on my clean pants, so this is what he does instead. What a smart ass!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

It's like telling the ocean waves not to come on shore

Do you think Trump has damaged the USA? How long will it take to repair the damage?

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Damaged doesn't begin to cover what he has done to this country, bigotry, racism, and general hatred amongst different races. Then there's the environment, the borders, denial of facts and the list goes on. Repair the damage?? That's going to take a very, very long time

Last night between 11:00 p.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Beautiful outdoor christmas lights. Makes the area look warm and inviting and a good place to gather for the holiday season.

Found a great new app.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

If it's new it may take a while to get the word out to get a big enough population base.

Dog wig......

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Wouldn't doubt it.

Bash, bash, bash....

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Perfect example of religious tolerance that they preach sooo much.

Gotta be in it for the long run.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I plan to have pets-dogs, cats and birds-until I'm quite old.

Tis the Season

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

And happy holidays back to you.

Share this please.

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Print it out and nail it to the church doors.

What do ya think She's doing?

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Did she eat way too many rainbow skittles?

Planning on getting into shape for the new year...

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I call it painful.

Come on men. I know this turns you on!

EricJones comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Their knees need some work-they're a little scrawny.

Kimba decorates like Melania.

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Melania tells the serfs how to decorate, looks like Kimba knows what to do.

I hope you haven't seen this one. I laughed out loud at work when this arrived in my mailbox.

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

That's a good one.

What a big baby!? [instagram.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

And people wonder why I like small dogs.

Not all Deviants are Cool in California and being uncool makes you a Pervert deserving of a Good Ass...

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Deviant is one thing, assault is another story.

This is exactly why you should put lights on a palm tree…

EricJones comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Whoopsie. I always wondered ,how trees propagated.Now I know :)