Eric Trommater... here's your sign

EricTrommater comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Not true...I get plenty of sleep!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Captnron59 why not?

Shop smart....shop S Mart!

Insectra comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Perfect night in?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 11, 2018:

Omg! Heaven!

My plans for the weekend...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Remember, Eric, the authorities said the next infraction & they're just putting you down!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 11, 2018:

Probably doing me a favor...

Unless she's allergic....

Coldo comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I would go for a rabid wolf! (Works a treat ?)

EricTrommater replies on Apr 11, 2018:

Romantic devil!

More dark magic....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& when did that ever stop you?!?!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 11, 2018:

Did I fucking ask you?

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, When I wore a younger man's clothes.

TheFighter23 comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Just to confirm, we all know that's a Billy Joel song, right?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 11, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I got it.

Hoverboard and Flamethrowers - what could go wrong? [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Want!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee and parts of both Carolina's.

He's really just a piker...

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I don't think Vader touches little kids! You're right, he is bush league compared to the others.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 11, 2018:

Obviously you missed the scene in Revenge of the Sith where he slaughters all the children at the Jedi School.

I think it's a myth....like the female orgasm.

Coldo comments on Apr 10, 2018:

You Don't Believe In The Female Orgasm?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Like climate change...believe it when I see it!

Now to balance things out - one for the guys. Also this was probably an engineer....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 10, 2018:

What if it got stuck and twisted my weenie off? That would be unimaginable pain. It hurts just thinking about it

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Just remember the first person to run the four-minute mile had to overcome the entire medical community claiming that a 4-minute mile would literally burst a human heart. But he faced that fear and decided to run it now any high school kid can run a 4 minute mile. So now be a man and go put your weenie in that fan!

Where is the boss anyway?

RavenCT comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Maybe working? I've wondered too.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Yeah Tuesdays are my 8:30 am to 9 pm days....

"Heaven's Gate" is the worst movie ever made...critical reappraisal be damned....change my mind.

Ganaimn comments on Apr 10, 2018:

"Heaven's Gate" is certainly dreadful. It's got competition for the worst film ever, but it is by far the worst film ever produced by a major studio with a multi-million dollar budget, an all-star cast, and an Oscar-winning director. Ended his career PDQ, I'm not even sure watching it on Mystery ...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

And that's a version with like 3 minutes edited!

"Heaven's Gate" is the worst movie ever made...critical reappraisal be damned....change my mind.

Ganaimn comments on Apr 10, 2018:

"Heaven's Gate" is certainly dreadful. It's got competition for the worst film ever, but it is by far the worst film ever produced by a major studio with a multi-million dollar budget, an all-star cast, and an Oscar-winning director. Ended his career PDQ, I'm not even sure watching it on Mystery ...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Yeah but..... https://youtu.be/IiNlthlz1d8

Not a meme, meme. How dumb do you have to be to need recipes for ramen?

idlopalev comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I just realized that costs $4.99 What the ever loving fuck!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

That's like 900 packs of Ramen!

"Heaven's Gate" is the worst movie ever made...critical reappraisal be damned....change my mind.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

"Black Sheep" by the makers of "Bad Taste" which reminds me of the "Toxic Avenger". Black Sheep though is both the worst movie I have ever seen and one of the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY lolol

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Very good choice! Although there is nothing in Black Sheep quite as bad as a guy playing a fiddle while roller skating backwards for 7 minutes like in Heaven's Gate.

Kids... don't talk to...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 10, 2018:

What's keeping the glasses on the kids face?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Will power!

Who's who?...

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Wondering how long till someone asks THE question...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

@phxbillcee shouldn't it be whom!?

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, When I wore a younger man's clothes.

TheFighter23 comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Just to confirm, we all know that's a Billy Joel song, right?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

He and Elton John toured a lot together so...

I have no words.. LMAO... says it all right there

RavenCT comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I don't know what that fetish is called?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Don't you recognize a wizard when you see him...?

I see the"Leave" button is back.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

WTF is a leave button .. Woah I have to go find this mystical item .. How would you know you had a will without a leave button.. To be honest this is throwing up some very deep issues for me now. Like a kill switch for perverts ?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Free Will is a myth created by John Stuart Mill..... Don't fool yourself.

A totally different take on 2 different movies!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Maybe this time you actually get to see the fish's dick!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

@Blindbird so nice it posted twice.

I see the"Leave" button is back.

Livinlife comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Ya, go fornicate yourself

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

@Nickbeee @Livinlife is OG. Her word is respected around here. If she tells me to go fuck myself...it is what I must do....

I see the"Leave" button is back.

RavenCT comments on Apr 9, 2018:

"Let it go! Let it go!"....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

That's like telling me to calm down!

I see the"Leave" button is back.

idlopalev comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Not leaving Cant make me !

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

.....not till I'm done stealing your memes.

I see the"Leave" button is back.

KKGator comments on Apr 9, 2018:

You can't make me leave!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

There are like 12 people who if they left I would leave too....including you.

I see the"Leave" button is back.

Livinlife comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Ya, go fornicate yourself

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

But you're OG!

I see the"Leave" button is back.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Yep. Stuck with me too Bub!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 10, 2018:

Wouldn't have it any other way...

Judge not lest ye be toasted....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I'm just gonna point out for the "imaginary partner" folks that pillows don't fart, steal the covers, mumble weird stuff in their sleep or drool. Just sayin'.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

Or fart in their sleep!

Judge not lest ye be toasted....

Livinlife comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I love this group, lmao

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

We love you!

I see the"Leave" button is back.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Actually, I always saw one, it was just green & looked much more like the "Join" button. But, you can't get rid of me that easy, bro!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

You are going down with the ship braugh!

Size does matter....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Shame, pay attention, Eric, you of all people! It's been only a day since the last posting of this!!! I forgive you, I know you're busy, like trying to work & meme at the same time & all!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

@RavenCT yeah it was just the flu... I had a flu shot earlier this year so I thought I was immune. I was wrong I was so so wrong.

Size does matter....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Shame, pay attention, Eric, you of all people! It's been only a day since the last posting of this!!! I forgive you, I know you're busy, like trying to work & meme at the same time & all!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

@phxbillcee I stand corrected! Ironically yesterday was my day off and I still missed that one.

The news just keeps getting stranger...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Who still reads newspapers?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

@phxbillcee I wish there were more of you I would still be in journalism.

That look...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I want someone to love me like that dog does hos inflatable leg.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

@Blindbird well, maybe not that much....

Size does matter....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Shame, pay attention, Eric, you of all people! It's been only a day since the last posting of this!!! I forgive you, I know you're busy, like trying to work & meme at the same time & all!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

Oh contraire, that one was about personalities... She said something about creating a personality just for him. This one is about penis size totally different!

I'm old enough to remember the movie - and the theme song

EricTrommater comments on Apr 9, 2018:

He died as he lived...oblivious.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes!

Have I expressed my opinion on vapers recently?

idlopalev comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Im sorry that can't be true. A pastry scent would make it worse for them, at least with women like me

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

Yeah till you find out the apple pie is all vapor and lies...

I was supposed to post this first thing this morning but I was too tired and grumpy...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Well, grumpy is sort of a permanent state for you anyway, isn't it?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

I was happy once...I hated it.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is not wrong....phonetically speaking.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Can you say...pho-ne-tics?!? LOL

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

Looks like you're the only one who got it Bill..... :-(

When people tell me they hate babies I point out there probably cooking them wrong.....

BeeHappy comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Cute but I'll take Bill's place as the grammar Nazi today. :-) *they're

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

Voice to text...

Anteater memes...cuz it's my page.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Oh man. Fessed up to the dead hookers that fast?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

@RavenCT good point...

I drink because avatar sleeved the lease and had no right to be there.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Can I use my middle finger???

EricTrommater replies on Apr 9, 2018:

Yes!

Anteater memes...cuz it's my page.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Oh man. Fessed up to the dead hookers that fast?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Ikr? Amateur anteaters!

When you log into agnostic.com and no one has liked your posts or viewed your profile.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

What is with all the serious responses? I'm not in the Memes R Us group am I?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

It was February 10th 2018....it was a different time, man.

What is your favorite meme of all time?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Mine is the one where the guys getting the blowjob from the hobo and the other guy is popping a wheelie while the doggy three ways going on and there's like some alien eyes back in the apartment building.....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

@Caroleanne it is a revered part of meme lore...

What is your favorite meme of all time?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Mine is the one where the guys getting the blowjob from the hobo and the other guy is popping a wheelie while the doggy three ways going on and there's like some alien eyes back in the apartment building.....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

@Captnron59 why wouldn't they?

Dick pics anyone?

RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:

That sounds like Drive-In humor. I wonder how many of us actually experienced Drive ins? Last show I saw at one was "Blade Runner" (original). There is actually a functioning one about 30 minutes from my house.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

@Livinlife yup!

Dick pics anyone?

RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:

That sounds like Drive-In humor. I wonder how many of us actually experienced Drive ins? Last show I saw at one was "Blade Runner" (original). There is actually a functioning one about 30 minutes from my house.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

I went to a Drive In outside Detroit, Michigan as late as 2002. Minority Report was the movie.

Why would they throw out a delicious baby?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

You can't tell me there are no good baby-burrito recipes!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Mmmmm with pico sauce!

They grow up so fast....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

The brat is already getting an allowance?!?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Ikr?

You know who you are....

RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Ok now I've gone back and given the repeat a "like" are you happy? Gees.....

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Yes!

She should have written it down....

RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:

"Red it's Red.".

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Now we know yours...

She should have written it down....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

And you're not about to tell her, are you?!?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

She'll get there eventually...

Hanging with my white friends....

Nickbeee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Break out the extra thick double strength safety rubbers!!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

And their snorting rubbers with the extra lube...

Squirrels and possums and whatever else I put in the other post where the photo didn't work...

BeeHappy comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Cute... that's not like you. Are you feeling ok? ?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

@Insectra rawr!

Squirrels and possums and whatever else I put in the other post where the photo didn't work...

BeeHappy comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Cute... that's not like you. Are you feeling ok? ?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Nope! Got the flu!

Not today Wendy....not today.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Not ever again, Wendy. I may be twisted & drunk, but I'm not THAT stupid!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee no that's Kelly...she is also an ex, but not one I complain about lol.

Nice try Satan...

RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Eric - you summoned - Yourself?!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Why not?

Oh you kidder!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I can't believe that excuse is not used more often!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

Look what happend to her kid!

This study speaks to me....

RavenCT comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Perhaps it's time for a new job?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

I once had a job playing piano at a stripper bar... Not one of them run down places, a classy joint... I love playing the piano I love naked women... And I still had complaints about that job!

Thank you for holding...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Not having a TV makes things like this just fly right over my head!! Who's Robert Mueller?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

He's investigating Trump in the Russians...

It's not easy being meme....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Tell me about it! I try to view every one, comment on most & try to also find new content. & find stuff for a few other groups! It's exhausting I tell ya'! Especially when the 'alerts' bar erupts with duplicates!!!Aaaargh! I feel your pain, my brother!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee you do Bill. We are lucky to have you. No snark.

This one's a bit artsy-fartsy... Well fartsy anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Eric, a better version, (I think)...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Much!

People can be so cruel....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Some people are just sick & twisted. Don't worry, Eric, I have room in my trunk!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

With all the dead hookers?

People can be so cruel....

ArdentAtheist comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Kale with raisins and walnuts is delicious, here try some:)

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

You monster!

Like welterweight....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Just to clarify, the weight of you or just your anus?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Just the butthole...

I used to have a hobby of Photoshoping Karl Marx's face on to other people's photos.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Holy shit, Eric! They're good,(your website) but branch out a bit, bro! At least throw in a bit of...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Lol. Marx was an avatar I used when I was a journalist so I could have fun online and not have it affect my work.

This particular religion does have my interest.....

Livinlife comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Tacos never let you down

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Livinlife ikr?

Well fuck you too ... cactus!

ballou comments on Apr 7, 2018:

??

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

I suppose it would make more sense with the picture in it wouldn't it?

This particular religion does have my interest.....

Livinlife comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Tacos never let you down

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

I had a kale Taco once.....

Not today Wendy....not today.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Not ever again, Wendy. I may be twisted & drunk, but I'm not THAT stupid!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

This is even funnier because Wendy is the actual name of my ex....

Speaking of Zuckerburg.....maybe we did choose poorly.

PeppermintDreads comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I say it’s time to bring MySpace back!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

I think it's still there.... I just can't remember my password LOL.

WTF Texans??

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yeah, I miss this..... when I was watching Black Panther a pickle kind of would have been nice.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee I just wanna ride on my motor cycle....

So, you wanna go to heaven, eh?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 7, 2018:

No Wi-Fi in the promised land what kind of bull crap is that?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee no!

I say this to myself every morning...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Time to get rid of sober you

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

The dudes are emerging...

I'm serious, people!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Nah... he's not a gangsta!! Lmao

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Or original...

Got to go with the guy from Blackadder on this one.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Dawkins is like the science Pitbull they gave too many mushrooms !

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Omg! Perfect!

Current status

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That's a ...whole lotta love...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

You ain't foolin....

I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I literally had this conversation two days ago...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

I think you chose wisely....

Lol, it was Eric, wasn't it?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yeah Dawkins... But I'm honored that you thought I was in the running.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Livinlife ikr?

Lol.......

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

And you don't have to.... have you been spying on me?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes!

WTF Texans??

idlopalev comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Pickles? lol No its popcorn and Raisinets for me Mixed in the same tub Yummy

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@idlopalev mixing popcorn and raisinets is just un holy.

I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Your loss, lmao

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Livinlife I rode the Hasselhoff.

I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I am so glad I have no idea what any of that means!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Your loss...

Aw, just shoot him already...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his ...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@RavenCT everything sounds better in Samuel L Jackson's voice...

WTF Texans??

idlopalev comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Pickles? lol No its popcorn and Raisinets for me Mixed in the same tub Yummy

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

You are a terrible person and I almost wish there was a hell to send you too.

Lol, it was Eric, wasn't it?

Captnron59 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sitting up in his office... during the sales team meeting...yup! He's the one.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

I'm here to sell cars and make memes..... And I'm all out of cars.

Lol, it was Eric, wasn't it?

ejbman comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Well, there is the book The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins from the 1970s in which he coined the term "meme"...

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Shut your mouth!

Clean up isle 5... Hollywood... oh Hollywood!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Wow... I'll talk to the mannequin in bra and panties... but never ever... well maybe once.. touch them.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

They always said that look at the eye... Like they want it.

This group

idlopalev comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Hey I told you all that in confidence! and I put sparkly stickers on my so I can stay in fashion

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

(L) favorite comment of the day.

I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Your loss, lmao

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Nope...your loss. Should have come over to my place! https://youtu.be/VeNxh5t5dHg

Golden Showers

Nickbeee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

PMSL

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Good one!

I need to find the streaming somewhere... Since I haven't owned a tapetech since the 90s.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I still have far too many cassettes that I haven't replaced w/ CD's yet, so I have a dual player. Make me a copy, will ya'?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

I don't own a CD player either....

So life doesn't give you lemons? I'm confused.

SACatWalker comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Really, kink-shame the fruit!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Such small minded people!

Happy Friday to the Single Men out there.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yes!

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Where's my drink?

I've been eyeballing one of those Sebo Airbelt D4s for months!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Don't get one with too much suction. Trust me.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Rudy1962 you wanted it....look how you were dressed!

I've been eyeballing one of those Sebo Airbelt D4s for months!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Don't get one with too much suction. Trust me.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Or....don't fuck your vacuum. Just throwing that out there.

Eric did say bad taste encouraged and nothing tastes worse than possum.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I liked the last one

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Jesus you don't have to be a crazy b**** about it LOL...

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

Markus comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Cue up Hotel California

EricTrommater replies on Apr 6, 2018:

It's been a hard day and I hate the Eagles man...

Missing a number?

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Puitans. Sheesh.

EricTrommater replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@RavenCT did you know that exit 69 on International 75 is Big Beaver..... True story you can Google it.