A few more possums.

RavenCT comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I call that first one "Easter Possum".

EricTrommater replies on Apr 1, 2018:

He has risen!

4 years sober....

Livinlife comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That must be some 12 step group

EricTrommater replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Bwhaaa!

Relationships...

Insectra comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Can't I just text, instead?

EricTrommater replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Ikr? Talking on the phone is so irksome!

Critters...

Insectra comments on Apr 1, 2018:

When I run out of possum memes.......

EricTrommater replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Oldie but a goodie...

If you don't remeber who Fred was....I got nothin for ya.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 31, 2018:

But... But can you give us a hint, please? ?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 31, 2018:

https://youtu.be/nEqwKNNQBwc

Normie Memes R' Us

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

....but I want to be evil!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@Blindbird

Make Love Not War... Doggy style!

Nickbeee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

No sense of health and safety lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 31, 2018:

Some like it that way. .

I found the ultimate "normie meme" and I'm posting it because I'm a passive aggressive asshole ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

My eyessss!!!!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@Blindbird

Make that a footlong, no onion.

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Day-yum...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

It's like a baby's arm holding an apple!

People say I'm the life of the party... Cuz I tell a joke or two.

RavenCT comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You're IT!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

I preferred Tim Curry.

@Livinlife 's post got me all sentimental and shit so.....here goes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You are so sentimental & such a softie (around the middle & from the neck up!) We love ya', Boss!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

You guys are like the family I never wanted....

...don't forget the peanut butter.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Does the kettle act in lieu of tin-foil?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

No it keeps the voices in my head INside...

Don't let motivation keep you down...

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I feel motivated to use discipline.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Blindbird Feathered Friends?

@Livinlife 's post got me all sentimental and shit so.....here goes.

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Awww I'm all emotional now

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

I left out an apostrophe... Too late to change it now.

I feel like this kinda sums up this group.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

So what the world needs is less passion and more dick jokes?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Insectra butt fart jokes... Poop jokes... Unintended pregnancy jokes... Miscarriage jokes... I truly feel like this meme is left out a lot of very important elements to life.

Inner dialogue? What’s that?

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

The rabbit hole!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing. But nobody can handle that other trip-the possibility that any freak with $1.98 can walk into the Circus-Circus and suddenly appear in the sky over downtown Las Vegas twelve times the size of God, howling anything that comes into his head. No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.

I just died.

Insectra comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I didn't know grumpy cat was French!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Could you not tell by his outrageous French accent?

Don't let motivation keep you down...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Fuck motivation, fuck discipline. They're both excuses. Memes, however, keep us on the straight and narrow!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

That is the most beautiful thing I've read since I've been on here. I cried a little when I read this...I won't lie.

Don't let motivation keep you down...

Insectra comments on Mar 30, 2018:

All the motivation I need!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

So deep...So true!

The worst remake ever.

ejbman comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Ha ha ha! Lethal Weapon XIV: Arthritis Can't Stop Us

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

I'm getting too old for this s***!

@Insectra translation please?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Awwwwww

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

aaaaaa

Fun with words....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You know, I can see you using both of these in everyday speech!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Go hang a salami Bill.

'Murica...summed up in a split billboard.

KKGator comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Gotta love a strip club that provides shuttle service.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Only in America!

If you've never seen one of these diagrams.

SkotlandSkye comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Your "think Rhino"??? That whole diagram is nonsense.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

They all are...

Level 8! What are my superpowers?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I'll let you borrow my hammer..... If you can lift it.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@RavenCT Well you can borrow the hat in the cape... If they'll fit.

Stoner level... MacGyver!

KKGator comments on Mar 29, 2018:

WTF with rehab?? Dude's a fucking engineer!!! Gimme a piece of aluminum foil and I'll origami a pipe in no time!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Party @KKGator 's house!

Why I don't want to go to work tomorrow.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You could always hand out edibles as candy! screw the little boogers right up!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Actually the youngest car salesman there is like 20... So he probably like them.

Nurses think I'm a nurse.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Percocet... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@RavenCT so greatful!

Must they destroy all our delusions?

RavenCT comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Rapt her

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@RavenCT Super Raven!

The tragedy of Our Generation... The Mixing of drugs.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Wine in coffee, wtf. Needs to be whiskey or at least vodka. Heathens!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@RavenCT more Buzz less hangover!

The tragedy of Our Generation... The Mixing of drugs.

KKGator comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Pffftt. Amateurs.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

IKR?

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'd read your posts and stuff except you know I don't read other people's posts and stuff.

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

DenoPenno comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Emma Gonzalez is not attacking anyone's truck. This is a fake photo shopped image that makes a meme for a butt hurt gun owner that thinks the idea of the march is to take guns away. Wake up and try reading for a change.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee f*** you William Shatner!

Must they destroy all our delusions?

RavenCT comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Rapt her

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

I'm crying, laughing, and proud of you all at once.

This is the best thing!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Even in the great outdoors, technology rears its head...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

I'm so getting killed by a bear aren't I?

Muhammad, Jesus, and...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Yeah, but to be honest, nobody likes Larry, either!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

He is rather dull and boring.

@EricTrommater is this your cat?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

No, that IS Eric!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

You're probably right. I did actually post this on my Facebook...no joke.

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes either way...less work.

Never talk to people in elevators... Or at offices... Just don't talk to people.

RavenCT comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Best elevator story from my college years. Three people get trapped in the dorm elevator - they'd all just been down to the lobby. The three things they had? Beer, Pizza and Pot. They had a great time.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Good times!

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes what can I say?... It's a talent. I have 15000 Twitter followers and haven't posted on Twitter in 2 years. I'm not sure if they're all waiting around for me to post something or what?

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

DenoPenno comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Emma Gonzalez is not attacking anyone's truck. This is a fake photo shopped image that makes a meme for a butt hurt gun owner that thinks the idea of the march is to take guns away. Wake up and try reading for a change.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee chicks dig nuns dawg!

What the fuck is a SATPWFB?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

WTF! is that a word or a shopping list?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Good to see you got your caps lock working...

I will stand up for my belief... That fart jokes are funny!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

At least defacing an atheist's org.s poster doesn't carry the same penalties as defacing gov't property!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird "Memes R Us Group" I'm pretty sure this is the gutter and we're all down here.

To continue my campaign of disgusting, I'm going with sickly sweet. Mwahahahaha

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I could tell by his bowtie he was trying to sell me meth...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird I don't mess with the whovians...

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee meh! Sounds like work...

When you and your bros try to do karaoke.....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Oh, my! We already know Shatner can sing, he has an album or two. Right? ?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee love the pauses dawg...

I will stand up for my belief... That fart jokes are funny!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

At least defacing an atheist's org.s poster doesn't carry the same penalties as defacing gov't property!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee just considering the source...

Stoner level... MacGyver!

RavenCT comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Apple, Pear, and Hotdog?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

The possibilities are endless...

What the fuck is a SATPWFB?

RavenCT comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What's SATPWFB ... is it like cofevre. (LMGTFY)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

We're just throwing caps lock around like we're made of money lol!

Can't stop. Won't stop

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hide that last one from @EricTrommater & @Blindbird

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird and The Simpsons?

Can't stop. Won't stop

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hey Jesus... We're politically correct around here it's little people porn!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird holding back on us?

Single life....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I just put em on the floor and let the dog lick em clean.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I don't have a dog:(

I will stand up for my belief... That fart jokes are funny!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

At least defacing an atheist's org.s poster doesn't carry the same penalties as defacing gov't property!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird I had to read it twice also.

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes in fact I stole that Meme just now...

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes sums me up pretty well...

When you and your bros try to do karaoke.....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Oh, my! We already know Shatner can sing, he has an album or two. Right? ?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was definitely his masterpiece.

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

DenoPenno comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Emma Gonzalez is not attacking anyone's truck. This is a fake photo shopped image that makes a meme for a butt hurt gun owner that thinks the idea of the march is to take guns away. Wake up and try reading for a change.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee I think I like everything I read out of habit LOL...

I'm almost there

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why are pets not on that list??

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Rudy1962 yeah I don't have sex with your pets dude. I know you think it's cool cuz like an hour later they forgot already but it's still not.

I'm getting to the bottom of the barrel

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's how I look when I'm done too. Side note: I now know I'm going to hell AND going to be single forever. :)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Rudy1962 not if I get there first!

And now the weather forecast from Venice Beach (LA) and Blackpool UK

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Get down from there Butt, you are not a back!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Livinlife I threw up in my mouth just remembering it....

On topic!! Jesus Comes.

idlopalev comments on Mar 29, 2018:

oh come all ye faithful

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@idlopalev turns out real artist don't like being replaced by a software program you can download with a three-month free trial.

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Lmao @ I have needs too!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Rudy1962 @Blindbird has game!

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes yeah we're not into people. Just not our thing.

... farts are funny.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

But were you in tune?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

ALWAYS!

I think I was going to be a movie director... Or a pirate...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

As if your problem is only with wine!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I suppose I should work on the unprotected sex with prostitutes first huh?

Have you ever felt like Bigbird being marched through the Death Star by a Sith and a bunch of his ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Looks like fun, but I have to, uh...uh,...wash my hair! Yeah, that's it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

...feathers.

Right? LMAO!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I just turned the porn up so that it sounds like I'm having sex!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Livinlife or a hospital bed with the curtains drawn!

Romantic Era dentists didn't fuck around...

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I keep thinking of that Nazi dentist, played by Laurence Oliver attacking Dustin Hoffman in that movie.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@RavenCT "What kind of human person has a favorite eraser?"

Sometimes it's mandatory

RavenCT comments on Mar 29, 2018:

It's just good etiquette.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Livinlife we need to talk..... You seem to have a talent that I need.

We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

After reading the comments already on this post, I've never wanted sashimi more

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

IKR?..... There's a great Japanese restaurant across the street from my work. I know what I'm having for lunch.

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes nope just memes.. Memes are life.

No, I'm just trying to be a cat and an opossum meme all in one...a catossum if you wil.

Insectra comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Born to hiss!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Insectra wise possum!

No, I'm just trying to be a cat and an opossum meme all in one...a catossum if you wil.

SpawnofSagan comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Pokémon

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I spit my drink out laughing.

On topic!! Jesus Comes.

idlopalev comments on Mar 29, 2018:

oh come all ye faithful

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@idlopalev I got complaints from people who like real paintings and stuff....

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

DenoPenno comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Emma Gonzalez is not attacking anyone's truck. This is a fake photo shopped image that makes a meme for a butt hurt gun owner that thinks the idea of the march is to take guns away. Wake up and try reading for a change.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@DenoPenno lol!

Lost at sea with this one...

dkp93 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

So that's why they call them glory holes.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Power and the Glory Holes! It'd be a great name for a rock band!

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

DenoPenno comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Emma Gonzalez is not attacking anyone's truck. This is a fake photo shopped image that makes a meme for a butt hurt gun owner that thinks the idea of the march is to take guns away. Wake up and try reading for a change.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

It's Britney Spears... that's the freaking joke! Maybe you are the one who needs to wake up? As everyone knows there was a Photoshop photo of Emma Gonzalez floating around and this is a satire of the NRA floating it as if it were a real photo.....

On topic!! Jesus Comes.

idlopalev comments on Mar 29, 2018:

oh come all ye faithful

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Savage!

Lost at sea with this one...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Jesus is hung like a light switch!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird touche!

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes did @phxbillcee at least give you your watch back? He likes to mess with tourists...

Thou art aged AF if thou getest this meme...

LEPeff comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Raise your horns, raise them up to the sky, we will drink to glory tonight!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Valhalla Temple of the Gods!

I think I found my spirit... String.

Captnron59 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

He looks like he wants to dance... poor thing.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Don't we all...

My spirit avocado... Or frog... Or toad... Or whatever...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sad little guy...frog legs anyone?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Or chip dip...

Clown on clown on clown violence...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Crying shame.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

The Tears of a Clown.... When there's no one around.

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VictoriaNotes comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Congratulations. You're marketing was brilliant. :D

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Thank you nice Normie lady...

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Captnron59 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Maaannn I was tryna like the pic!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Wait until I screenshot this post and post it again... That will really screw you up LOL.

We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Seems fishy

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird I'll take the one with a happy ending...

If I had a metal I'd give it to this guy... edit meddle...no Medal...ducking voice to text!

ailurophile comments on Mar 29, 2018:

A heavy metal?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@ailurophile ducking autocorrect makes my dunking life a huntly wormhole!

TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!! How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What do you call 2000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.....?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@BeeHappy yes! Excellent!

We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Seems fishy

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird that could be taken two ways...

Not just for porn stars anymore

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I was very excited about the title...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Livinlife I can see how it worked!

When it rains on my day off...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

No need for pants then!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Exactly!

We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Seems fishy

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Are you all rice?

If I had a metal I'd give it to this guy... edit meddle...no Medal...ducking voice to text!

ailurophile comments on Mar 29, 2018:

A heavy metal?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

LOL that's the downside of posting using voice to text.

No, I'm just trying to be a cat and an opossum meme all in one...a catossum if you wil.

Insectra comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Born to hiss!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Blindbird #TBT level...trash can!

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

https://youtu.be/WqSTXuJeTks

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Did you ever see the Tosh.O Web Redemption on this guy?

No, I'm just trying to be a cat and an opossum meme all in one...a catossum if you wil.

Insectra comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Born to hiss!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with claws. These trashcans we wasted here today are the finest we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having any trash around that's worth eating.

Single life....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Just eat fast food and junk food all the time. Problem solved

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

...and you'll stay single longer!

Super douchebag Ken doll... coming to his toy store near you.

Freespirit64 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hahaha hahaha! Anyway, that's a terrible price...LMAO

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I remember when $25 could buy you to a quarter ounce...

Yet another autocorrect

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Do not go genital into that good night!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Genital lady, do not sing Sad songs about the end of love; Lay aside sadness and sing How love that passes is enough. JAMES JOYCE