No RPG in Costco

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Seems an oddly specific rule!

How To Vajaculate: If You Build It, She Will Come... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Glad to see Nina Hartley is still get work....

Good night!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Born ready....

@EricTrommater... come out from under the bed.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Not til they're gone....stranger danger!

You can too!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Because of the fur...

More Legos...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Mine keep getting stuck to legos....

Gotta hand it to the kid though...lol

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Dildosaures Rex....a rare find!

Good morning my lovlies!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 2, 2018:

R'amen!

These were posted as a response, but I figured @Blindbird would want to see them again.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

A day without dead hooker memes is like....I said before....a day without sunshine.

Just posted "Superstar" in the Music category, as an FYI.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

It's a favorite of mine as well...

Yep. Still reading the bug book.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

It's like having two @insectra s lol.

The one Messiah I could Worship....Charlie Always sunny!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Fucking Magnets...how do they work?

Three reactions to Jesus not returning.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Jesus lied...meh! Men! We do that.

Good advice.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

True dat!

Today I found Jesus/ It was an amazing, downright profound moment for me in my life.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Jesus has been working out... Dost thou even lift bro?

So beautiful

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Poetry....

We'll start off on a higher plane...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Yeah...calm down Satan!

It's time for a nice romantic song... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

....this is how we used to have sex in the 1990's. I do miss .50¢ beers :(

A pet penguin would be cool

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

What?

That's what you get for assuming!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 1, 2018:

You were wrong... Very wrong!

Can't argue with that

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I feel much better now!

Granny’s voyeurism is getting out of control.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Like Ceiling Cat and Nancy Drew before her....can't a guy wank....in peace?

The best part...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Not if you avoid mirrors!

Really, get over it...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

TMI bro..

Point ... Counterpoint

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That's not an argument...it's just contradiction.

Animals have feelings, too.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Killer!

Very, very wrong.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Your body...your choice.

I'm almost pun-ished

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Punny!

Da... Da... Dats all folks!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Bill Nye was a party animal!

Meanwhile in Rome... look not graffiti on the walls!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Rule of thirds....right there! Anaconda want!

I hope no one else has to work today. Happy Saturday, meh.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

...and Sunday.

Normie Memes R' Us

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

....but I want to be evil!

Life. Dont judge

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Sometimes I wish life would give me the silent treatment...

I found the ultimate "normie meme" and I'm posting it because I'm a passive aggressive asshole ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

My eyessss!!!!!!

I can't believe I ate the whole Jesus

EricTrommater comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Meh! Gave me gas...

I have found my patron saint

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

He died of pedantry.....

Potato, potato

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Me too...usually.

When you are standing in line and stick out like a sore thumb..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Framed!

For saviors in a hurry

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I'll take 4!

Yep sounds about right

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I am the god of Hellfire and I bring you... https://youtu.be/eawL6aJ2nBc

The spirit animal of the memes group [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Memes are life.

It's hard out there for a player

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Savage!

Nothing like a little nihilism on a Friday night.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Whatever...

@EricTrommater this is for you

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

@Livinlife such a great tribute!

Let's light this candle!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Dank AF!

Only moderate?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

So that's my problem...

Inner dialogue? What’s that?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Bat Country! Poor Devils you'll be seeing them soon enough.

Well this isn't nice at all

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

And there's an i in Eric!

Shut your whore mouth

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Heretic! And whoever made this dragged the sacred Lebowski into it!

I feel like this kinda sums up this group.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

So what the world needs is less passion and more dick jokes?

Satisfying AF

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Oh yeah!!!!!

I like to plan ahead

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Preparation is key!

[getyarn.io] Getting on meet me be like...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Cocky!

Well, it is (what's so dang)Good Friday... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Classic!

Except it wouldn't be Coors Light

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I may start meal prepping myself.....

Don’t blame me, someone has to do the dishes!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Does he do windows?

Some bear fun for Eric...(last one especially)...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I do love beer more than I fear bears.....

Level 8! What are my superpowers?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I'll let you borrow my hammer..... If you can lift it.

Sometimes it's not worth the savings

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

If it's anything like the last table I bought from Ikea they're going be to four nails missing.

Still waiting

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Samuel Beckett died waiting for him.....

Jesus Clock

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

He must be multi-jointed like the hippie doll.....

@EricTrommater is this your cat?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

In the famous words of Wordsworth's Tombstone... Horseman Pass Me By.

Nurses think I'm a nurse.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Percocet... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet..... Please let it be Percocet.....

Would you dare to have sex in a church?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I can think of a lot more comfortable places...

To continue my campaign of disgusting, I'm going with sickly sweet. Mwahahahaha

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I could tell by his bowtie he was trying to sell me meth...

How Americans see the world.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

....and Murica would be all white.

Technically pregonanacy is also an std.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Pokemon has changed a lot since my kids were growing up.

One more..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What is the sound of one hand clapping!?

Finally!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Jesus!

Can't stop. Won't stop

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hey Jesus... We're politically correct around here it's little people porn!

We all know them

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

And they all seem to want to leave comments.....

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Lmao @ I have needs too!

Sometimes it's mandatory

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Beats choking them...

Lost at sea with this one...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Jesus is hung like a light switch!

Lol...Damn Men...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

So....?

Right? LMAO!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I just turned the porn up so that it sounds like I'm having sex!

On topic!! Jesus Comes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

He should have that looked at...

Coldfinger the remake.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hopefully it wasn't the shocker...

Now the weather report this time from Manchester.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Nippley out there....

TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!! How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What do you call 2000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.....?

Not just for porn stars anymore

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I was very excited about the title...

WARNING! NOT A MEME -- but damned funny. [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Crude... But effective!

Does intimacy contribute to your general health and happiness>

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I can't remember.

You ever get super anxious that you scare potential friends away?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I sometimes put myself in socially awkward situations because I briefly forget how much I hate people.

Hide the pain Harold - meme knowledge. [independent.co.uk]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I wish we could post gifs on here....

Happy Easter/Oster/Ishtar! :-) [bbc.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

My late brother was named Chris so for a moment I was afraid that he had come back as a zombie.....

Because, well, hobbits...(the first is for Eric)...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Dank memes and dark magic..... It's what makes the world go round.

RetrIever on the rIver

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Poor dog....

I have to type 10 characters. Ok Eat.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

In my case they aren't..

Where can I buy this? (Asking for a friend)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

It's multi-jointed just like the hippie doll!

Why sports are dumb - YouTube

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sports and memes are all I know...and beer.

Just "appropriated" this from @Bostonian in the "Trump Pinata" group...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'm glad to see some people are worried about our International reputation!

Mornin', Folks!...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Happy Thursday Bill!

Any good sketch artists out there..asking for a friend.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

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In which Blindbird makes the dudes on here super uncomfortable.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

R U OK? :p

Most guys profile pics.....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I've been told I look like Chris Farley ... playing a serial killer.

@EricTrommater... no explanation needed.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I had a cat once..... It ran away and I wasn't really motivated enough to go find it. I figured if it wanted to stay would come back. It didn't.

Damn it!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I always say I'm too young for Medicare and I'm too old for women to care.

To tag along with @matthew1954 post about the periodic table, here is one of my favorite videos of ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

He had me until he tried to rhyme discovered and Harvard.

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'll take the Potatoes!