I finally made it to level 8! I'm officially a Super Member (snort).

LeighShelton comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Welcome to the dark side

EricTrommater replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Do I get a key to the executive washroom or something?

I finally made it to level 8! I'm officially a Super Member (snort).

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Just dont get all "hoighty toighty" on us!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Alrighty Rudy!

. Don't knock it till you try it...

RavenCT comments on Mar 26, 2018:

This might be the darkest post yet.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 26, 2018:

....and it's only Monday!

I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Chris Farley.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Saying you bear any resemblance to Farley at this point would really be mean. Over 20 years dead is not a good look!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Not to mention the smell...

I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Chris Farley.....

Insectra comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Straight from the "WTF?" file.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@Blindbird I feel silly now!

So, this happened today...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Cognitive diffidence much?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@Merrydelight lol voice to text makes some of the weirdest errors...

I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Chris Farley.....

Insectra comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Straight from the "WTF?" file.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Case in point...

I finally made it to level 8! I'm officially a Super Member (snort).

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That will take much longer than a week!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

I'm starting with 4th grade and moving chronologically.....

Hate to break it to you, Buddy...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Should say, "You're not gonna get in my pants if you're human."

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@Blindbird you called?

Ho ho ho

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Santa usually leaves something a little more,..."solid"??!!??

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Coal...

I finally made it to level 8! I'm officially a Super Member (snort).

KKGator comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Congratulations! Just as an fyi, throwing hammers at people is still a felony. The cape won't get you off the hook.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Now you tell me!

Wrong anal probes....

Livinlife comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Did you ever see the South Park episode of NAMBLA? One was the North American Marlon Brando look-alike Club, and the other one was the North American man boy love Association. Disturbing and funny at the same time

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

They lost their lawsuit for NAMBLA. Com

For those of you who haven't given up on dating yet....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Just because I spend my nights crying in my urine soaked bed that doesn't mean I'm broken and disgusting.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Sounds like you might have a bladder infection..... I would have that looked at.

I'm down..... Who else is with me?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

So in. Can we do the blow up sheep too?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Brilliant!

The upside of adulting.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

C'mon, Eric, you never forget!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

You're not wrong.

My new go to insult....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

You made Level 8!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Let's go fight crime together!

Speaking of poop.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Good job on the tough love. Don't you think its a little ironic coming from a man named jesus though?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Seeing as a man named Jesus sold me the tacos...

CW: Post contains pregnant baseball reference....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Bad taste is encouraged, but not mandatory.

As seen on Cops.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That man's half neckid.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

I laughed way too hard at that pun.....

That dog....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I need a friend like that!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

You have memes!

I know where I'm hanging out for the zombie apocalypse...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

They also carry liquor!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Not in Virginia we have ABC Stores :-(

Another good reason to just shop at Costco.....

Scotttheshot comments on Mar 25, 2018:

No shit!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Good one!

Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2018:

And that is why I like kids

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@Blindbird they spread disease...

Why I don't diet

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

True story!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@Blindbird maybe....

The voice in my head is a bit of an introvert.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Dont listen to him. You're awesome and he gets all puppy eyed and sappy when you disapear too long.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Aww!

The voice in my head is a bit of an introvert.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Your anxiety is probably correct!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Uh Bill...

Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2018:

And that is why I like kids

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee @Blindbird depends on how you cook them...

More Squirrel Nut vs Betty... [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

Merrydelight comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Love Squirrel Nut Zippers

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

I just started listening to their new album on Pandora today. It's what brought these videos to mind.

Before a host of other imitators Ben Folds Five did it first..... [youtu.be]

BearsBeets comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I have listened to Ben Folds since the late 90s, and this cover is greatness.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Giving the entire audience acoustic guitars was a bit of Genius.....

Before a host of other imitators Ben Folds Five did it first..... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjkMh0tKCZo

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Good stuff!

Lucky me

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

You'll make the STD Hall of Fame!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Beat me to it!

My kind of protester...

Jameson comments on Mar 25, 2018:

No cake I'm out!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@Blindbird or...No! Cake? I'm out....

Sarcastic?? Not here....lol [facebook.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

When someone doesn't get my sarcasm it's on them.....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee all over their face!

Sometimes it's good to have nothing

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

And if somebody steals my identity..... They can f****** have it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Livinlife yeah see the Russians try life with a 500 credit score and an eviction...they'll give up hope!

Are you breaking the law??

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

What is this "oral sex" you speak of?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@ashortbeauty if that's what you kids are into...

Are you breaking the law??

RavenCT comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Well apparently I moved to be a State where it wasn't illegal. Also these are old "Blue Laws" if anyone is enforcing them - they're reaching for reasons to put your butt in jail. lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@ashortbeauty reach around?

Also my will to live....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Kick your own ass till you get up. Its how I get out of bed every day. :)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Meh! Too much work...

For those of you who haven't given up on dating yet....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I want to argue this point but I really cant.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Well that's a first!

When emoticons fight to the death.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Love the new profile pic!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Thank you!

It's like they pulled it right off of my childhood home's refrigerator.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Looks like something I could afford. Can you hook me up, Eric?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Just 60 more payments and that baby will be all yours!

I've loved Edward Hopper's paintings since I was a teenager.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Can you order them for home delivery?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Or just Google Edward Hopper.

Family Feud...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Some people are so sensitive

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Ikr?

I can't choose...

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Definitely cemetery. It makes the most sense

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Great minds think alike...

Purple peas flying in the apple house....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Buffy moogo bafoom. Yes!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye fleece peppers under house arrest....the hell you say!

Found him again....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Can one use clearisil on a butt? Asking for your friend there.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Almost looks like a staph infection....

I wonder what he would have named a blowjob?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Dickie lickies obviously.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Some how I am both giggling like a schoolgirl and turned on..... You have great power!

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking... Now Heaven Knows.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Also the origin of the bacon bath bomb!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Blindbird when all else fails... Try bacon!

I try to keep my job out of this meme space..... But tonight I failed.

ballou comments on Mar 24, 2018:

My first love! 1970 Mustang GT

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Beauty!

Glitter is the debble.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Worked a little, can I have some more, guvner?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

The high does wear off fairly quickly, doesn't it?

I try to keep my job out of this meme space..... But tonight I failed.

KKGator comments on Mar 23, 2018:

My first car, and my favorite car.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Sweetness! My first car was a Volvo station wagon. I swear to God my dad made me buy it as birth control because no woman would have come near it.

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking... Now Heaven Knows.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Also the origin of the bacon bath bomb!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Shopping on Amazon for one now!

Jod has lost his great power....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Such enlightened interweb play!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Millennials actually had improved my meme life I must give them that.

The original lesbian certification course.....oral exam.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Hmm mm good, Hmm mmm good...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

That's good cookie dough!

Look what the wind blew in.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I find this deeply troubling yet hilarious.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee it'll be huge!

Have you been half asleep?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

What are you drinking tonight, Eric?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Sour apple Four Loko and battery acid same as always.....

Chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay! Alex Jones reference for those who didn't get ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Ah, yes, I get all my science info from Alex Jones!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay!

Why I am fat.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Both edible???

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

You are truly taking this lesbian training seriously!

Sexist pigs..... The barnyard is a tough place.

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

what chu lookin at?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Your teets...how about you?

Sexist pigs..... The barnyard is a tough place.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Udderly outrageous.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

She should go to heifer resources.....

Back to the Jesus memes!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

On the last one...he can't tell me what to do! I just got my supply of LP Simpson's Hentai Peanut Butter Porn!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@Blindbird he does have a nice rack!

Sexist pigs..... The barnyard is a tough place.

lhcoastal comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Story of my life, lol.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Mine too..... Only man boobs aren't attractive :-(

Get your shit together

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Yeah, but things could get tricky... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cuz we're buggers all down here on Earth!

Sometimes it's good to have nothing

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

And if somebody steals my identity..... They can f****** have it!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@LEPeff they can't have less.....

This is why I have always saved all mine!!!... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Omg I'm having reddit flashbacks*curls up in corner and cries*

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@Blindbird say no more;-) wink nudge nudge...

Look what the wind blew in.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I find this deeply troubling yet hilarious.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Deeply troubling yet hilarious..... I want that on my tombstone.

Back to the Jesus memes!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

On the last one...he can't tell me what to do! I just got my supply of LP Simpson's Hentai Peanut Butter Porn!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@Blindbird it's not the same without Homer's penis and Marge's boobies!

Just found these.

SkotlandSkye comments on Mar 23, 2018:

hahahaha

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

OMG love the meme and love Trent Reznor!

Heal someone else

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Damn, you're a buzz kill, JC!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Ex leper scene from The Life of Brian Maybe?

Get your shit together

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Yeah, but things could get tricky... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@Livinlife just remember when you're feeling very small and insecure how amazing unlikely is your birth...

This is why I have always saved all mine!!!... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Omg I'm having reddit flashbacks*curls up in corner and cries*

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

All the Monty Python movies are going to be on Netflix in April!

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I keep wondering why this is never been on Tosh.O, lol

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

I think he predates Tosh. O.

Simpsons LP Hentai Peanut Butter Porn....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

So. Can I get that link?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Uh I sent it to you first!

Literally an ass you could crack walnuts with.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 23, 2018:

How exactly do fingers just slip into buttholes? Doesn't that usually require massive amounts of lube? Fake news!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

You doubt the veracity of a story I found on Facebook?

Simpsons LP Hentai Peanut Butter Porn....

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Where ever do you find these memes?!?

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Shhh our little secret ;)

Becky does sound delicious.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Too stringy, not worth consuming! (Now, eating,...???)

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Auditing the Certified Lesbian Classes is rubbing off on you....

New dating tip! .....results may vary.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Yes, I've looked everywhere...

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

If it was truly meant to be you'd find it.....

Choose Wisely...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

"...I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Less traffic though!

Pikachu porn.....

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

lol... Walking through fleet farm, I lined up a bunch of lawn/yard animals on the isle one time in very inappropriate positions. Stood back and watched a couple people stare and then start laughing. Good humor right there.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Good times!

One day I hope to be.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

One day???

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

Just call me Pop Pop!

Are we sure that's not the guy from Insane Clown Posse?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Went from Guy to Eric!!!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

He is quite handsome...lol.

I think this group formed about a month ago?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

A lot of them are reposts..lol.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee thank you!

Maybe he's depressed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Yet we are made of stardust....

EricTrommater replies on Mar 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee your mother for instance.....

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Eric, gettin' down when he was (MUCH) younger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHnGwDy2y6s

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee PS your sister was better... But you knew that.

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Eric, gettin' down when he was (MUCH) younger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHnGwDy2y6s

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee nope...just yours.

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

In years to come someone will ask me when I became a lesbian. I will show them this video.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

We're probably doing you a favor... Men are pigs!

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Eric, gettin' down when he was (MUCH) younger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHnGwDy2y6s

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

At least I've never touched anything that's been in your ass!

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Eric, you wanted me to see your theme song???

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I'm half Jewish!

And to my passengers I say youre welcome! I only sing when I alone!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oh it'd be a duet!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Livinlife I'll let you sleep on it.....

An endless supply of energy and the government knows about it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Until the cat twists free, hunts you down, gouges your eyes out & eats them with the buttered bread!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

So you vote no?

And to my passengers I say youre welcome! I only sing when I alone!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oh it'd be a duet!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Livinlife Paradise on the Dashboard Light anyone?

You call it procrastination... I call it thoughtful living.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

After i think it to death, resurrect it, and think it to death again

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Livinlife and then thinking again.....

With all the interest in my penis lately.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

What you and certain people do in dark corners of the internet is solely between you and @phxbillcee. I'm gonna pay for that one but it was just too opportune to pass up.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Blindbird I could mention your vagina of stone post from previously..... But I wont.

Insert Kevin Bacon's penis joke here.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

My understanding of real science & history compared to the whole world? This much at least!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

It's like a baby's arm holding an apple!

Virginia weather be like.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That bunny looks really pissed!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Cuz snow on Easter braugh!

With all the interest in my penis lately.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

What you and certain people do in dark corners of the internet is solely between you and @phxbillcee. I'm gonna pay for that one but it was just too opportune to pass up.

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Well, he already has X-ray vision.....

More penis humor.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Lmao. " Hardly"

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Or just hard if you will.....

When you run out of penis jokes and all you have is drug references and you're trying to hit Level ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That might work

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Where I live here in Virginia... About 100%!

When you run out of penis jokes and all you have is drug references and you're trying to hit Level ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Whoo! Now that's deep!

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Deeply disturbing!

An endless supply of energy and the government knows about it.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Aww, my cat Delilah

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

She may save the world!

You call it procrastination... I call it thoughtful living.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

After i think it to death, resurrect it, and think it to death again

EricTrommater replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Because....why rush?