Yay John

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

....all I got was severe psychological damage.

Mostly Celebrity Friday Memes...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I miss Win Kid...I bet he's in college by now.

What's your condiment of choice?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Honey mustard!

Hi all, new here!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Welcome!

Introduce yourself.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Eric. Northern Virginia. I'm here for the memes. "Memes R Us Group"is my group on here. I sell Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge and Ram vehicles. I used to be a sportswriter before settling into my second career. Most days I'm happy.

Who knew the peanuts gang sang? Freebird [youtu.be]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I expected Woodstock to have a much larger role in this LOL.

Workplace violence

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I'd have serious trust issues at such a work place.

Run while you still can.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

...and God doesn't even give good head.

Truth where are you?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Carl Sagan approved.

I made this one myself. Does it need an explanation?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

No penis pics?

Free Will?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Free will exists. I've seen it. I don't have it. I have children.

Catholic School Bus

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Oh! Right in the baby maker!

Have you ever pissed off your neighbors from being too loud?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Only in bed....well, first thing in the morning...ok I was sobbing :(

Are you here for friends, relationship, or just hookups?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Memes wasn't a choice?

Did someone break your heart badly that you're afraid to trust anyone else as far as love?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Yes.

Cutting carbs makes me want to cut people.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Can't spell diet without die!

The secret to a long, happy marriage

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

What's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable.

When you discuss or argue about a topic, it could be anything, how important is it to you to "win" ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I usually defend my point until such a time as I feel I am in danger of learning something or growing as a person and then make a joke and walk away.

I often wonder if life for most people is pleasant.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Happiness is a myth, like God or the G-Spot.

What instruments if any do you guys play?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Piano, a little guitar, and the instraments of my own self destruction.

That idea went up in smoke too

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Could be worse....Could be meth.

Well shucky darns... looks like damnation for me...totally.. fun times ;)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I agree with them about the yoga pants :p

"God confirmed dead...anthropologists discover fossilized remains..."

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

That penis looks just like a rock formation.

Paying it forward......

EricTrommater comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Lmao! God helps those who help themselves...to other people's money.

Thalasophilia.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Me either Nessy. . . Me either :(

Broken zipper

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Stephen Hawking's has a theory about that particular phallus! LOL!

These are amazing berries

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I'll take a dozen quarts!

I love octopodes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Lest we forget Bachtapus and Motzshark!

Spending too much time on the internet,y'all. Not enough midget porn out there FYI

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Simpson's Hentai you say? Brb...

Kinky Lobster

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

They look....delicious!

You're are an enlightened and helpful bunch.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

2 Four Lokos (preferably the green apple to cover the taste of the battery acid or whatever they use), 2 benadryl, 2 Motrin and a glass of water. Works every time.

Will you go out with me?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Straight forward just saying you want to go out with someone? It's a trap. A trick....are you a cop? :p

Dawkins or Hitchens?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Dawkins and Hitchens are both very flawed representatives of non-believers. They are islamophobic and almost xenophobic to the point of driving me insane everytime I have read a word they wrote. Not only do I find their commentary to be as small-minded as most contemporary Christians I find them to actually be worse because they know what they are talking about and still proceed to fill page after page with their arid bulshit.

Is this porn? Not my usual type of post, going out on a limb.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

We need more post like this... in questionable taste.

Music Fans Group

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I joined.

The "Force" Behind Hope and Faith

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Poor Saint Sebastien, tied to a tree shot at and then clubbed to death? And they say we are overly violent Society...

I won't, but I know a couple of you that might....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Quite popular in Korea!

Yep

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

*insert obvious erection joke here™

Feeling very Bowie-ent this morning.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'll blow our mind.

Classic

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Rise and shine!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Again? Man.....!

New England at it's best...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 7, 2018:

They're having sex in New England now?

What's your mood right now?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Meh! With a touch of ehhh!

Would you choose Option 1, Option 2 or Option 3?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Anyone who didn't choose 2 is a fool!

Can we talk openly about serial monogamy?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I don't even know what that means. I'm pretty faithful to my breakfast cereal but occasionally I do get like the store brand.

I miss pizza

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Truth!

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

LMAO!

New here and not sure what to say. . . You guys like blade runner 2049 as much as I did?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Yes. It was great!'

Six pack, 8 pack or keg?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I draw them on me...

So.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

He seems nice....

Nobody!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Surprise is thier best weapon.

More gold from the Keto page.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Body shaming level... teen pageant mother!

Opps wrong season.. dang it!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I can't wait for fall! Also, can I go to your next bonfire?

Proof....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2018:

It's just a suggestion....

Talk about multiple personalities...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

You tramp!

I think I'm a realist

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I'm delusional I would somehow convinced myself it was beer.

I have to confess, I also posted this in "Cheesy Jokes"!!! Mea culpa...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

That's fine! Go and play with your new friends in the other group.....

A person can dream

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

No reason to leave the house...

In order of preference, my favorite comic strips are: Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County, The Far Side, ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Doonsberry

RIP Stewart

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Has Hugh Laurie been notified? They were very close...

Weird

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

She should be wearing orange...she's gonna get mistaken for a deer and shot for sure!

If someone made a movie about your life, who would you want to play you and why?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I would choose Robert Redford because chicks dig him. Edit....also Chris Farley is dead.

WEIRSDALE, Fla.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Omg! That's horrible. Were you close?

Can confirm, am secretly an alligator.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

So I should start saying "see you later" instead of saying "after a while."

I see four girls, what about you?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

It hurt my brain...

My favorite commercial from this past Super Bowl. I think it's hilarious! [youtu.be]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

So Pepsi and Doritos are the same company?

Always use kitties to cleanse the palate...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Stop thar right meow!

Here's your sign

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

My dog was elected County Commissioner the same way.

I hear a lot of people on this site saying how lonely they are how they wish they could find ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

That's just crazy talk! Meeting people instead of complaing? Sounds like a lot of work :p

The future is a concept. Everyday is just another today.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

And most likely more painful.

Not anymore,...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I'd hate to see her if she was angry.

Just say yes, you won't win this one, guys.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

If a man speaks in the woods, and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

In for a penny, I had to give the bitch the penny!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I find it hard to believe that mermaids don't have some form of a menstrual cycle...

On a roll...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

The right wine can make anyone the right man...

Gonna keep diggin' this hole...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Harvey Weinstein approves!

God's Devine plan

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

God's divine plan is starting to look a lot sadomasochism!

On a positive note

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

It's just me myself and I solo ride until I die!

The Cops are at it again.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Looking good Nessy!

Deeper...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I see you, too, have completely given up on dating on this website... Lol! Now you can focus more on memes.

I’m done

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

That's why I feel so much older than my chronological age... I'm as old as the universe!

I wonder how this guy votes???

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

If it's any consolation, his head will be the first one against the wall when the revolution comes. So we've got that going for us which is nice...

I think we need to lighten up around here. Corgis for everyone.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

A similar google search for "fact check" took me to something called "fat chicks." It was less fantastic....

Trouble with a capitol "T"

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

This guy's a badass.

What was I doing?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I'm doing that now...

Still deeper...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

You had to work in the word 'loins,' didn't you?

Let's bring it back home...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Just remember..

Can you hear me now?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Meme of the day!

Anyone have any Netflix recommendations?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Frankenstein Chronicles is good fun.

I'll just apologize now, lol

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Oh well...life goes on.

Winter comes and goes, but Monday always shows up every damned week!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

The nice thing about working Saturday and Sunday is that Monday is just another day!

The most recent memes to grab my attention today, so far...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

That stingray does indeed look flappy!

I just reached Level 8 !!! Only 150,000 points 'til the next level!! LOL

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Does it come with heat vision?

Can you help me find it???

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

When someone said they lost their mind, my father always used to say 'try up your ass, it's where your heads been all day.'

I meant to do that!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

It's so hard to find the exact right midget porn.

Mom Fail...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Instant grandkids.

That's good advertising

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

If only I'd seen this earlier in life!

I'm just saying 50% of the time I see a picture of an attractive man with positive % rating and ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

That didn't hurt my feeling at all....:p

What more can a person ask for..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

...and to eat without gaining weight.

Getting feet wet..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Welcome and thank you for your contribution!

[youtu.be] Old but gold

EricTrommater comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Classic. This song goes through my head everytine I get stuck behind someone in the passing lane.