This meme reminded me that sex, while important, is just one of many activities that give me joy. A particularly good meal after I've stayed on my diet for a few months. A great piece of music well played. Sailing. . . That's just a small sample of things that are better than sex to me.
I'm not sure if this has been posted here before but those of us who have been touched by His Noodly Appendages know you can never post this too often.
Also known as The Eight Condiments.
1 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t act like a sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in Me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
2 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t ...