Here is my top ten facts about diarrhoea, I think you will find number two explosive

dalefvictor comments on Sep 22, 2020:

I do not see a list, but any time it does not take you off the toilet is not worth talking about.

Garf replies on Sep 22, 2020:

There isn't supposed to be a list, it's just number two.....😂🤣

Here is my top ten facts about diarrhoea, I think you will find number two explosive

BitFlipper comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Shouldn't there be a list here? And isn't diarrhea spelled "diarrhea"?

Garf replies on Sep 22, 2020:

No list, it's part of the joke. G'day from down Under, we aren't the best at spelling

Here is my top ten facts about diarrhoea, I think you will find number two explosive

Boomtarat03 comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Where?🙄

Garf replies on Sep 22, 2020:

Number two is a term used to describe the bodily function of taking a shit... Diarrhoea...number two... Explosive..

Blink 182 - I miss you [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Sep 21, 2020:

i like it

Garf replies on Sep 21, 2020:

@whiskywoman, wow! I wasn't expecting that! But just to give you an idea of how bad I am, here is a dick pic....;)

Blink 182 - I miss you [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Sep 21, 2020:

i like it

Garf replies on Sep 21, 2020:

So do I. I even "downloaded" this song to my phone, but that's naughty, so don't tell anyone ok?

I don't understand any of the words, but I enjoy this, hopefully you do to. [youtu.be]

Merseyman1 comments on Sep 20, 2020:

Interesting. I heard this Mongolian Band before. I found some lyrics, approximately: If lions come, we'll fight until the end If tigers come, we'll fight and battle If elephants come, we'll fight in rage If humans come, we'll fight and obliterate If you come as snakes, we'll become Garuda birds...

Garf replies on Sep 21, 2020:

Oh cool, least I have an idea what they are on about now

Danzig - untill you call on the dark [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Love Danzig!!!!!

Garf replies on Sep 19, 2020:

Yeah they do some great songs

Can someone tell me what the yellow lemon (?

Boomtarat03 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

It means members/ member visited ur whole bio.

Garf replies on Sep 19, 2020:

Awww, thankyou!! I couldn't work it out.

Steve Vai - sex and religion (Devin Townsend does vocals) [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Sep 17, 2020:

it does rock

Garf replies on Sep 18, 2020:

I like a lot of Steve vai's work, bloody brilliant guitar player! One of the best in my opinion.

HBF Quokkas- holding out for a zero (This is a tv add for a health fund played in my country, and ...

whiskywoman comments on Sep 16, 2020:

i love commercials I hadn't seen it either and im in the same area as budgle ....you do get HBO at no extra if you bundle with att im most cable markets but you friggin pay for it and they inch the costs up all the time you have to watch and call or you pay 200 a month to watch tv..... ...

Garf replies on Sep 17, 2020:

@Budgie, when she said she was in same area, I took it as same area of watching tv, or lack of watching tv. But then again I could be way off, I never was any good at reading between the lines, I think that's a male thing.

HBF Quokkas- holding out for a zero (This is a tv add for a health fund played in my country, and ...

Budgie comments on Sep 16, 2020:

OMG I am in Aus but have not seen this (don't watch much commercial TV either) it is a hoot.

Garf replies on Sep 17, 2020:

@whiskywoman, yeah I'd rather watch paint dry then watch sport, I know people go nuts over it but I don't understand what the fuss is, especially golf, seriously who in there right mind wouldn't fall asleep watching a little white ball get hit, boring!!!

HBF Quokkas- holding out for a zero (This is a tv add for a health fund played in my country, and ...

Budgie comments on Sep 16, 2020:

OMG I am in Aus but have not seen this (don't watch much commercial TV either) it is a hoot.

Garf replies on Sep 16, 2020:

Yeah, I don't generally watch to much tv during the week because of work, but on weekends it's a different story. (Unless it's sport, I hate watching sport)

HBF Quokkas- holding out for a zero (This is a tv add for a health fund played in my country, and ...

whiskywoman comments on Sep 16, 2020:

i love commercials I hadn't seen it either and im in the same area as budgle ....you do get HBO at no extra if you bundle with att im most cable markets but you friggin pay for it and they inch the costs up all the time you have to watch and call or you pay 200 a month to watch tv..... ...

Garf replies on Sep 16, 2020:

Oh wow! $200 a month to watch tv, that's unreal. I'm guessing that's something like Austar or Foxtel

Guns and Roses - better [youtu.be]

Marionville comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Gawdawful! If this is supposed to be “better‘ I don’t want to hear “worse”.

Garf replies on Sep 15, 2020:

A lot of people criticised this song and the whole album, after 5 or 6 listens it grows on you.

My trap works!

GoodMan comments on Sep 11, 2020:

A bunch of x's on the screen...lol

Garf replies on Sep 12, 2020:

I once seen a movie with a bunch of three x's in the title. Nothing was dead in the movie, but there shure was a lot of moaning. Hahahaha

Well i think this song is somewhat funny. Tenacious d - Kickapoo [youtu.be]

Budgie comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Had never heard that one. Thanks

Garf replies on Sep 12, 2020:

That song is off there movie "tenacious d and the pick of destiny" Some funny stuff in the movie as well as some cool songs.

My trap works!

GoodMan comments on Sep 11, 2020:

A bunch of x's on the screen...lol

Garf replies on Sep 11, 2020:

I'm confused, so you don't see the mouse trap??

I have just had the unpleasant experience of having had to block someone from one of my other music...

Garf comments on Sep 10, 2020:

That is a really good voice, I like it.

Garf replies on Sep 11, 2020:

20.2seconds!!!! Now that is a lung buster!! I've heard of a-ha but I didn't know this guy sung in that group untill you provided the info. Thanks for that.

Sending a text message to a wrong number. 😂

Garf comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Oh,I love stuff like that, reminds me of James veitch... https://youtu.be/LiLS7U7YIdc

Garf replies on Sep 10, 2020:

@Jetty yeah, he is funny, I recommend watching his terrible room mate, one about rubber ducks, funny stuff, hahaha

In this moment - whore [youtu.be]

Garf comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Sorry this double posted. I would delete one but don't know how.

Garf replies on Sep 10, 2020:

@Merseyman1 , thankyou so much!! It drove me nuts that I didn't know how to delete, now I know!! Yippee!! Thanks again!!

This post is to greet new members to the group.

FrayedBear comments on Sep 7, 2020:

Welcome to @Garf. I look forward to listening to your favoured top tens. Reading & listening to the other posts will give you an idea of what I'm trying to elicit in contributions.

Garf replies on Sep 8, 2020:

Awww, shucks!! I had a little Look at a couple of other posts, and just decided to wing it, just because I can 😋😂

Ghost - Cirice [youtu.be]

Marionville comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Believe it or not I actually posted this video and song a very long time ago. Ghost is a band I really like...along with a few other Scandinavian bands in similar genre.

Garf replies on Sep 7, 2020:

I only discovered the band probably 5-6 months ago, I like there style. I also like how the band members have masks on, hiding there identity, sort of adds the mystery to the music

Probably not everyone's cup of tea, but I like his vocal range, although he doesn't really change ...

Marionville comments on Sep 5, 2020:

Maybe if you posted something which showed off his vocal range instead of this song in which the instrumentals overpower the vocals ...we would perhaps agree with you.

Garf replies on Sep 5, 2020:

Yeah, I agree with you about something that shows off his voice, I could of posted other songs, but the music is very tame compared to his song "kingdom" which the music borders on heavy metal/thrash, but brilliant vocals. I like this song but each to there own

Weezer - the sweater song (undone) [youtu.be]

FearlessFly comments on Sep 4, 2020:

"Undone – The Sweater Song" is a song by the American alternative rock band Weezer, released on the band's self-titled 1994 debut album. It was released as their debut single in 1994. Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo has commented on the song, saying: "Undone" is the feeling you get when the train ...

Garf replies on Sep 5, 2020:

I didn't know the singer said that, I just know that the first time I listened to the song, I went out and brought there "CD" (yep you read correctly...CD) I like there music.

Not my joke but here goes.

HankSherman comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Garf got 14 reactions from thumbs up to love emojis.. imagine a toothless , or would it be jawless?, ..termite walking into a bar, and then talking, ......how is that not funny? Its like jazz, gotta listen between the notes.

Garf replies on Sep 4, 2020:

Oh shucks, and I owe it all to a "dad" joke...

Not my joke but here goes.

Merseyman1 comments on Sep 3, 2020:

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Garf replies on Sep 3, 2020:

Speachless eh? Hahahaha

Enjoy..... [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 3, 2020:

Great band!!!

Garf replies on Sep 3, 2020:

You know it!!

Well I forget to introduce myself when i joined the other day so here goes.

GoodMan comments on Sep 3, 2020:

Welcome to the site. Who is your favorite guitarist and why?

Garf replies on Sep 3, 2020:

My favourite guitarist would have to be Steve Vai. And that's because first time I heard his song "for the love of God" it just blew me away, his style and techniques are awsome, well that's my opinion.

Manowar had a big impact on me, and I like Eric's vocals [youtu.be]

rogerbenham comments on Sep 3, 2020:

Wow! Dark stuff. Seems to glorify the horrors of ancient warfare. Does this man kill his women? I did not like him at all. Dark, dark stuff.

Garf replies on Sep 3, 2020:

Not shure why you think this guy kills women, this song has nothing to do with killing women. I think it's about our dreams, and that when it seems like they won't come true, and it feels like there's no tomorrow, nothing is as bad as it seems. Well that's what I think the song is about.

Probably not everyone's cup of tea, but I like his vocal range, although he doesn't really change ...

rogerbenham comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Not my thing!

Garf replies on Sep 2, 2020:

That's the great thing about music and expression of it, we all have our different tastes, and that's ok, because if we all enjoyed the same type of thing it would be boring

So I'm just going to leave this here, I LOVE this song, and yes it goes for over 14 minutes!! I ...

Marionville comments on Aug 31, 2020:

I haven’t heard this band before...I had to look them up and I see that they were American, from Portland Oregon, but now disbanded. They sound very like Scandinavian or North European bands of this genre, and I assumed that they were on first listening. Very nice...I like.

Garf replies on Aug 31, 2020:

Glad you enjoyed it.

Please welcome @Garf to the group.

Garf comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Thankyou very much! How do I (or can you) drop YouTube links into comment for other people to watch/listen?

Garf replies on Aug 31, 2020:

Thankyou very much!!

Singing in magpie!

Garf comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Oh, I seen that on tv, I Bet he pulls in all the birds 😅

Garf replies on Aug 31, 2020:

Dub-vegas is ok I suppose, nothing special.