Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby is the best thing you'll see today...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Baby’s can be fun

MALADROIT.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

That’s - odd - I don’t see my picture next to that🤔

4000 points to level 9 bring on the dancing girls

Haemish1 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

What? No pizza and beer to go along with the dancing girls?

Good morning and happy hump day! 😁 Are there any phrases or sayings that annoy you?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Totally

I need a long saunter, how about you?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Interesting that John Muir would know that tidbit :)

In the breeze between the knees!

Haemish1 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

The Northern Arizona University mascot is the Lumberjack - offene shortened to “jacks”. After the women’s basketball team lost a game to the University of Montana “lady Grizz”, the headline in the sports page read - “Lady Jacks off”

For all the introverts here (I’m not one).

Haemish1 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

One can always dream:)

The New Presidential Pagent Competition (Replacing the old broken ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Add trail running and target shooting in as part of the swim suit competition and you might have something!

Here are three "rescues" I made in the last couple of weeks, all from the FB marketplace.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Nice finds! Keep going - now you need 3 more to keep the other’s company!

Salade de fruits tropicaux

Haemish1 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

A cornucopia of delight!

Hi Everyone.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

You’re doing serious stuff! The highlight of my day has been watching a muskrat:)

These seem to go together

Haemish1 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

That wrong person one is too funny 😂

Took a ride last night a could islands down with my puppy to a place I like to sit and watch the ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Gorgeous!

It's Monday

Haemish1 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

It may be Monday, but I’m going home for 7 days tomorrow morning!

Good morning and Happy Monday! When I was a teenager, I had a huge crush on David Cassidy - along...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

I remember having a poster of Farrah Fawcett in my room.

Yup like trump said

Haemish1 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Grand Theft Carriage was extremely violent and misogynistic.

Who wanted Jeffrey Epstein dead?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

The easier question might be, who didn’t want him dead?

Had a nice day with my new girlfriend, Renzie, up at Lake George on a brunch cruise.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Wish I had new girlfriend;) Being an introvert, I tend to have associations more than friendships. There are a few people I keep close, but I’m very comfortable being alone.

The neighbor ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

What’s wrong with those people!?!

She looks proud!

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I’d be willing to try;)

Convenient one-stop shopping I remember working for 7-11, in the mid 1960s.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

There’s a similar store in Big Timber, Montana - with a billboard on the interstate. I know several people who believe the Department of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store rather than a government agency. I lived two blocks from the Radio Shack that gave you a gun, when you bought a satellite system from them.

History just does not change fast enough anymore!

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Those who don’t learn from the past...

I know it's unfair to compare professional models with combat athletes, but I think some of these ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

First and foremost- they’re all professional humans - I like them all!

I wonder if this was well orca strated or was it done on porpoise?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

They can flounder about for all i care!

I am staring into a swirling chasm of ultimate black.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-auWw2OqQD8=PLFlfWl2i3RLD9GlHbdsXJPrwFXc6hjzzN=123&t=0s

Not a one of the 20 will actually support the needs of our reality, but the delusional reality that...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

It’s the corporate mainstream media that benefits from those dollars. I’d like to see shorter campaign seasons, publicly funded elections (no paid for tv or radio commercials) and all presidential primaries held on the same day.

Do we live in Russia, China or in banana Republic?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I’m pretty sure we agree that our political representatives don’t always act in our best interests. I think it’s the pervasive, corrosive influence of money.

I'm the kinda guy who shoots first and asks questions later. "What the problem?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

That’s awesome!

Is it normal to dislike other people’s children?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Depends on how they’re cooked😉

Funny but probably many grandmom are are doing it

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Your Grandma rocks!

INFRA DIG.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I prefer the entire Latin phrase - seems a bit more dignified.

August 11th.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I was five years old, but have a vague memory of this.

Poor male species, lol!

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

The male octopus is much smarter. Rather than suffer the same fate as the mantis, he tears his penis off, throws it at the female octopus and swims away! The article didn’t mention if the missing appendage can be regrown, or if it’s a one shot affair.

This is a question best answered by someone in the culinary industry.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I’m reading this discussion at 4:30 am, in a truck with 3 other guys and the topic of conversation is “which gas station has the best breakfast?” In the North Dakota oilfield there are a couple places that cook eggs and bacon for their breakfast menu, but most stuff comes in shrink wrapped plastic. I’ll nuke a sweet potato and add some meat for my breakfast - stays warm for a couple hours and save a ton of money. Forgive me for getting political, but I believe this is an example of the corrosive power of money in our government. Since the 1980’s when the Sherman Antitrust Act began to be ignored our country has seen the explosion of strip malls and chain stores that have come to homogenize and dominate our landscapes. Neither party has done a thing to change it. I can’t recall which Mel Brooks movie it was, but he had an international corporation named “Engulf & Devour” - which was very prescient in my opinion.

I wonder if this was well orca strated or was it done on porpoise?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I don’t give clam!

Some people are a lot like slinkies.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

That’s dark! I love it:)

Not an effective form of communication.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Who needs phones anyway?

Hello everyone!! I’m new here

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Welcome! Poke around, ask questions, join groups and have fun!

Hi everyone! I'm looking at finding people with like philosophies and interests.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Welcome! There’s several music groups here - I’ll bet you find something you enjoy!

Who in History would you have liked to have had a love affair with? My choice for today is Voltaire

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Boudicca, Mona Lisa, Catherine the Great, Ann Boleyn , Molly Hatcher perhaps.

Have a thing for redheads.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Me too

How many sexual partners have you had?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Can we include inflatable partners?

Rebarbative\reeh-BAR-buh-tiv\adjective Serving or tending to irritate or repel Every Drump speech ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

That’s a mouthful!

Hello all u heathens! Lol Looking forward to getting to know you as friends or maybe more! 🙂 ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Hello and welcome here:)

3rd time I fell in love today...It's not even 9 o'clock!!!

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

What’s not to love there?

[easyclimber.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I just joined a backgammon club - I’m the first member - if nothing else I’ll learn how to play the game and have a few beers (the group meets at my favorite brew pub:)

[boingboing.net]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Amazing how this could happen 🤔

Why they ruining the fun ?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

So no blow jobs?

A little humor: “David Attenborough Narrates My Orgasm” [mcsweeneys.net]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

An excellent narrative of the Homo sapiens courtship ritual, but actually a little sparse on the orgasm in the title.

Good morning! It's Saturday, I can sleep in, so what was I doing up at 5:30 am?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I took two years of German in high school (and remember a bit of it), and enough Spanish and Italian to know when someone is swearing at me. Two great phrases to know when you travel are - Do you speak English? followed by - Are you speaking English now? I’ve found this really helps to maintain the “ stupid American” image we’ve been cultivating so long;)

Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant 1967 [m.youtube.com]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Arlo is quite the character. I spent a summer working at a kids camp in the Berkshires, not far from the town of Stockbridge, Massachusetts (where it all took place). As head of maintenance, I got to know the owner of the local hardware store. He asked me why I’d come so far (New Mexico) to work there. I mentioned my affinity for the song, and he told me that Arlo lived fairly close by. I followed the directions he gave me and knew I’d found it when I saw a sign that read : Danger! Keep hands in the car Windows rolled up Don’t feed the teenagers!

Getting to the point I can't even clean out the freezer anymore...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

No Mr. Dahmer, I’ve never experienced that. 😉

I know this is probably the wrong category but I want to say thank for everything.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

It seems like a very appropriate venue for your comment - glad you’re enjoying yourself.

Unusual Iron Age burial uncovered at Childrey [archaeology.co.uk]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

That’s fascinating - I’d be interested to hear some speculation as to why she’d have been buried like that.

Walmart pulls violent game displays, will still sell guns

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

They’re still going to sell the violent games too - just not advertise them - wtf? Love the kitty though:)

Bottlenose Dolphin adopts whale... [indiatimes.com]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I wonder if the dolphin behaviors learned by the whale will ever be transmitted to the whale population? (assuming the whale leaves its mother someday)

Taxation is theft.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Particularly if it’s overtime hours!

12 year old shot in his bedroom. By cops. Is the USA a terror state? [news.vice.com]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

In fairness, my reaction to the headline was that the boy was killed, when he was wounded and the shot was fired accidentally. I’m wondering if the police had a search warrant when they entered the house? Having a drawn weapon on a 12 year old, who was just woken up is hard to understand.

One of the most significant problem of the American educational system is that children or students ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Broad, over reaching generalizations such as this - based on what I can only assume is anecdotal evidence, would seem to indicate a failure on your part to grasp the underlying elements of your argument.

Is this considered porn? I mean, we can clearly see his little pecker. ;)

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I’m not sure if it’s porn or not, but it’s definitely wrong! What the hell is that thing with the little pecker on it?

Talk about a lucky dog...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Who can resist a golden retriever?

Jesus Christ Hotrod or I wonder what bet this guy lost..

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

That’s priceless! 😂

Good afternoon! Back in May (was it in May?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Doesn’t matter much - I’m the epitome of awkwardness regardless of the setting!

Natation - an act or the skill of swimming.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I just had this word on my word of the day email this morning!

Good Morning Everyone! Its a nice day in the neighborhood.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I’m working all weekend, but taking a week off and going home on Tuesday. My newest big adventure is joining a backgammon club in Butte - pretty big step for an introvert like myself, but I thought that after a year and a half in a new town - maybe I should meet some people;)

Kink Question: anyone (besides me) got a thing for trains?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I love train songs. Are you literally talking about trains, or the euphemism- having a train run on you - multiple partners, one after the other?

Hi I'm new here.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Welcome! Perhaps you fall more on the ambivert portion of the continuum?

I almost forgot, it was 50 years ago today. [youtube.com]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Funny - I’ve been listening to Michael Hedges versions of Come Together this afternoon:)

A friend recently posted an interesting article on the profession of "cuddling".

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I got a hug just 17 days ago!

Excellent advice for any of us still hoping to meet their Soul-Mate...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I am a bit parched right about now:)

Is this a beautiful piece of art or what?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Whatever the medium - it’s very cool!

I just don't get this.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

My guess is there’s two kinds of people who’d do that - someone who has more money and guitars than they know what to do with, or someone who lost interest in guitars (and probably life in general) I’d think that after a year, they’d become abandoned property (or some such thing). I wonder what the he owner did to compensate himself for the work he did? Why is he going out of business?

I've just come across this gem 😁 The department of Thoughts and Prayers 😆 [youtube.com]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Brilliant

Figuring something out another way.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Usually with a bigger hammer.

Question: For both guys and gals - Do you prefer your partner shaved, sculpted, trimmed, or all ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I forget 🤔

Canned Heat - Goin Up The Country [m.youtube.com]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Whatever became of all the great rock-roll flautists?

That song is stuck there again.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Singing the song backwards, three times will summon the devil, but also exorcise the ear worm;)

A lot of people here have arrived from religious backgrounds so I was wondering what your feelings ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I’m having a hard time thinking of any instance where an unwanted pregnancy isn’t a man fault. I think abortion should be legal, safe and rare. I think there’s plenty of room for both sides of the debate to join together and focus on preventing unwanted pregnancies, rather than abortions.

Giggity or not giggity Not sure

Haemish1 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

So that’s what ectoplasm is?

For the history buffs: Interesting article about how Thomas Jefferson created his own "bible".

Haemish1 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

I have a reprinted version of this - it’s a much easier read than the non edited version;)

Todays edition of FB memes

Haemish1 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

The first one is too funny!

Good afternoon! I just got out of a lengthy meeting with my boss, discussing procedures and what ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Not so much. I’ve had a couple jobs that were ok. In the oilfield there’s very little appreciation and no loyalty to employees. It pays well, and I’ve become used to the hours and enjoy the time off - can’t wait to quit.

REALLY needing help with this one, older male’s advice needed.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Ejaculate volume will decline with age, and frequency - perhaps a bit of time in between will bring the levels back up. Not a bad idea to see a doctor though.

For the budding novelist

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

I can type 80 words a minute!

Good Morning My Beautiful Hippies! Its sunny and clear and comfortable in temperature.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

1984 - I’d just finished my first year teaching middle school industrial arts in Amarillo, TX. Things have gotten a bit better since then:)

Good Morning Everyone! Flowers seem appropriate this morning.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

I’ll give him 90 minutes before he backtracks on all of that.

Healthy Ginger

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Not only that - she’s puuurty:)

Dis this Decor

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

😳🤷‍♂️😂

Real estate photos compiled by Venessa Van Winkle

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Too much money Not enough taste

Hi.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Welcome! Poke around, meet new people, get a free t shirt - have some fun! 😃

How do you determine what is simple introversion vs. what is selfishness?

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

I think it’s an opportunity to examine your other relationships in light of what this person has told you. Do the same things happen with others, or are they unique to this relationship?

Archaeology of the 99% [knowablemagazine.org]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Interesting to see archeologists studying today’s homeless people.

Hey everyone! Long-time atheist here, but only recently joined up.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Welcome, David!

Why is Mitch McConnell still in office? He's a useless political hack.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Did McConnell receive a court martial from the army for sodomy? https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2013/2/24/1189537/-The-Strange-and-Possibly-Sordid-Story-of-Mitch-McConnell-s-Military-Service

Whats a preferred mountian bike thats built well, lightweight and isnt too expensive for an adult ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

I’m interested in opinions on this too.

Different folks , have different ideas , about dating and sex , some expecting immediate degrees of ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

I’ve tested once in my life - was monogamous for 25 years - I don’t get around much:/

My mind drags my body around like a donkey does a cart, I wish it were a Ferrari but then my mind ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

That’s why I don’t have a Mercedes Sprinter Van.

Hey all, it's baby J's one month birthday today.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Hooray!!

In fewer than a thousand points, I will have made it to Level 8. That's kind of cool.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Here’s a few more:) My pen and t shirt have arrived- my fundamentalist mother picked it up at my PO Box - i won’t see it for another week or so when I get home from work. I haven’t decided if I’ll show it to mom :)

Basically starting over again.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

I was told by one woman that it takes about a year to adapt to deal with a divorce. I probably should have waited that long to date again. Now that it’s been 3 years, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll even have a date again.