I am a funny(sarcastic), liberal, lazy, atheist who likes to go to work, watch TV, just chill, play with my dog and eat delicious food.
Added: Oh and if you're trying to date me ....I'm looking for a real relationship, so if your profile says no commitment, just looking for friends, something casual, then please just swipe my ass to the left... I'm not interested, thank you.
I don't like to get too crazy physically or go hiking, camping or kayaking. If you have a house and you choose to go sleep in the dirt and call it camping, we don't have anything in common . I've dated enough to know I'm looking for someone similar, so if you are not a liberal, funny, atheist, we are not going to work. If you are, hit a sista up.
I have people to do something with, I want someone to do nothing with.
I love tattoos..... I have a few, so if you're not interested in tattoos keep it moving and I'm messy, so if your house is really clean then I would drive you crazy, you probably don't want to write me, cuz you will trip over my shoes when you got home.
No cats or smoking and if you live in Phoenix, just a tip, but it would be great if you said which part because North Phoenix is about an hour away from me and South Phoenix is about 10 minutes away from me....just saying(: unless you have a helicopter then any where's cool.
I'm looking for someone I can just sit around with on the porch and people watch and talk and have the best time ever. I don't want to have to mini golf or bowl to have fun. I feel like when you're funny, you can just hang out and have a good time anywhere.