All I can promise is this, if you meet me in person, I will make you a dress, possibly then and there on the spot, and I'll give you at least one of the flowers I make, just for your time. If you want more dresses and flowers after that we'll chat.
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OTHER INFORMATION
I know how to do my own laundry, press my own shirts and make my own clothes. You won't have to do that for me. Ever.
I can cook a decent meal, ice skate, dance, sing, run, climb, write, speak in public, drive stick, jumpstart a car, fix damaged clothing, walk a fashion runway, model nude, hold a decent conversation, swim, give fashion advice, build a dressform, use a gluegun, pick the wine, carry you a short distance if you get drunk, find some good bud, find a good date, tell jokes endlessly/do standup, dive, clean a house, clean up a yard, play badminton, do a backflip, blend right in, or stand out completely.
I CANNOT:
Sit still
Shut up
Refuse a glass of cabernet or a joint
Roll a joint myself
Find love or sex in New Jersey
Speak Italian
Avoid being metrosexual and flaming from time to time
Have a sexual encounter last less than 20 minutes
Keep my schedule in order
Tolerate a Trump supporter, nazi, alt-right or bibleslapper
Have a conversation about sports
Have a conversation about beer
Refuse a glass of hard cider
Go without my meds
Be provoked to violence
Watch awful movies with my mouth shut
Avoid getting lost
Navigate without GPS
Play HALO
Stop playing Darkwood
Stop playing D&D with my friends once a week
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!