Your story ain’t that interesting, bro

JazznBlues comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Stealing this for a guy at work. Longest dragged out stories ever, with an extra helping of pointless details not related to the story in any way.

Stunning Seductress in Breathtaking Body Paint!

JazznBlues comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Dreams really do come true!

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 21, 2019:

If you are a card carrying member of the social police please move on...

Sorry if this offends you.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 21, 2019:

So true!

This is a real obituary.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Ouch on multiple levels...

Abortion the Biblical way.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Reminds me of the Salem witch logic "and if the woman doesn't drowned, she must be a witch and must burned at the stake".

The rules simplified

JazznBlues comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Don't forget, "Just tell me the truth, and I swear I won't get upset".

OK, my minions, let's have some Retro pictures.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I think I was 18 or so...

While I don't believe in God, I can appreciate the sentiment!

JazznBlues comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Found this while watching American Gods. Had to rewind and snap a picture real quick.

Randy Rainbow does it again! NSFW, but totally awesome! [youtube.com]

JazznBlues comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Brilliant! Thanks for the share!

See if they do that again.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Nobody does passive aggressive like Minnesotans, well played!

Didn't work...?

JazznBlues comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Really like this one!

I know this is probably the wrong group to post this.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Damnit, now I have to fact check it. I suspect it's true...

Trapped like an animal

JazznBlues comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I want to see footage of him being duck walked out of the White House.

Can I just say the female form is a beautiful thing....without sounding sexist?

JazznBlues comments on Jan 12, 2019:

That's about as close to perfect as I can imagine. Wow!

Just because I've collected too many Trump memes . . .

JazznBlues comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Thanks, I've a bunch of conservative friends that need to see these. <Tip of the hat>

Make sure you have the real doctor

JazznBlues comments on Jan 12, 2019:

My Adult son buys lab coats and wears them around the house. Not sure why, I just forwarded this meme to him...

We do believe you, Mr. President

JazznBlues comments on Jan 12, 2019:

He poisons everything he comes in contact with... He's taken "Shitting the bed" to the next level.

Since we were on zippers and booties I found this.

JazznBlues comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I would even call her lithe or willowy.

This is very important in many types of relationships... Don't you agree?

JazznBlues comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Nice one cutie, like it!

What would it take the president to do for you to gain respect for him?

JazznBlues comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Bullet in the brainpan squish! https://youtu.be/GcX8l1Ci6Tg First thing I thought of...

Reaching out to my South African Ace Boy with this one. :)

JazznBlues comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Going to show that to my ex wife! Have a feeling she will laugh.

The commentary is priceless... [youtu.be]

JazznBlues comments on Jan 7, 2019:

That has to be one of the most depressing things I've ever seen. Losing hope for humanity...

Trumponomics - Mexico will pay for the wall!

JazznBlues comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Maybe he'll do it like he does everything, hire the contractors to build the wall and then not pay them! Trump-o-nomics!

A beautiful woman...sexy outfit...sharp objects. What could go wrong?

JazznBlues comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Homicidal Jessica Rabbit!

I have been thinking of taking piano lessons...

JazznBlues comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I believe she's been photoshopped

What a wonderful work of art!

JazznBlues comments on Jan 3, 2019:

She's beauty and charisma made flesh

Has anyone ever thought about rediscovering religion or thought about going back to the Church?

JazznBlues comments on Jan 3, 2019:

If I ever decide I want to go back to playing make believe. Forget Church, I really want to try one of those cosplay conventions!

Chock full of twittery goodness. [trumptwitterarchive.com]

JazznBlues comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Looking at the time stamps backs up the claim he snorts Ritalin. Fucking Meth Head President!!!

Hahaha hahaha

JazznBlues comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I actually went through his tweets to make sure this was satire. How SAD, we have a president that could have really tweeted this...

Imagine no religion

JazznBlues comments on Dec 25, 2018:

I believe that whole heartedly!

It's still a few hours off, for me anyway, but I want to wish all of you heathens a very Happy ...

JazznBlues comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Thanks Bill

Ugly politics christmas sweaters

JazznBlues comments on Dec 25, 2018:

That little girl is doomed!

This is my 2nd try, I just did this and then don't know what happen but hit something and it all ...

JazznBlues comments on Dec 22, 2018:

The Cravings which seem like they go on forever only last 15 to 20 seconds. Keep that in mind if you can hold out for 15 or 20 seconds it'll die down.

I love sex talk

JazznBlues comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I laughed and wanted to like it but just can't!

Another brick in the wall

JazznBlues comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Circular wall around Washington DC no doubt!

Lots of us have joked about it, but now it is true! LMFAO I can't make this shit up! ...

JazznBlues comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Love that conservatives will be paying for it voluntarily. Less resources to go protest planned parenthood. Win-Win!

Okay, new party thread.

JazznBlues comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I love Roman noses. A woman with a bold nose gets me all hot and bothered.

More evidence that he is not really a Christian? Or that he cannot read? [newsweek.com]

JazznBlues comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I was expecting a grandiose and childlike response from 45 over the fact that he wasn't in the spotlight for the death of a past president. I was disappointed in his mute response at the wake.

Anyone else a fan of zipper dresses??

JazznBlues comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I hate them! I wish she'd take it off!

I think I will too.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Well said!

All these posts about coffee. What happened to Postum?

JazznBlues comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I was pretty sure I was the only one who remembered postum. Black glue...

Is he trying to combat global warming/climate change by making our blood freeze?

JazznBlues comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If the xtians have it right then he's definitely the Anti-Christ!

Melania Trump Xmas Trees- What the Hell is That?

JazznBlues comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Be Best!

Received my lovely T-shirt & pen today.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Congrats!

Great lookin' dragon! She's sweet too.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Wow

I like redheads!

JazznBlues comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That may be the most appealing woman I've ever seen. Wow!

....WTF??!?

JazznBlues comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Those kids aren't coming back from this...

I want to be a mail order bride

JazznBlues comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Wow, I thought I was jaded before reading this. I'm damn near cuddly and cute compared to this guy.

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Lol OK! Fuck You @GuyKeith! That was fun and I'm totally behind you on your post.

Do you ever feel like you’re unlovable?

JazznBlues comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Yup with lots of proof to the contrary. Then I have to give myself a mental kick upside the head and remind myself of all the people that love me. It's just a stupid feeling love. I think we all feel it from time to time.

Do you collect oddities (old/antique or modern)?

JazznBlues comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I've got a small obsession with religious paraphernalia, sacred texts, prayer items and weird things like Ouija boards. I even have a Buddhist Gohonzon.

I only ever wanted to pee on a drunk guy that was talking shit to me but was too drunk to get on his...

JazznBlues comments on Nov 12, 2018:

R.Kelly nailed the creeper vibe super hard with this one!

Accurate hahaha

JazznBlues comments on Nov 12, 2018:

I pretty much use the "C" word <cult> exclusively for religious organizations. At work, at home, at family dinners, etc... Let's people know where you stand pretty quickly.

I couldn't have said it better!

JazznBlues comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Oh so perfectly said!

Sorry fellow whovians, I had to DVR tonight's episode, someone a bit older got my attention tonight.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Again, she reminded me of an old school Doctor. Maybe not Tom Baker...

And you can decorate them with frosting and candies.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I just ordered it off Amazon, Thanx!

The Craziest Speaking in Tongues Compilation Video Ever Made - Holy Koolaid [youtube.com]

JazznBlues comments on Nov 4, 2018:

People travel to these locations and pay to see adults practicing baby talk?

Reading about Teddy Roosevelt the great historical leader of the Republican party he sure doesn't ...

JazznBlues comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I don't mean to quote The Princess Bride but it seems "Inconceivable" that those positions and policies have somehow morphed into what the GOP is today.

Well, I've gone and done it now and created my own group called "Gross Outs.

JazznBlues comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I don't get why peeps are so sensitive. You don't like something, move on... Super Easy Save being butt-hurt for the in-laws!

I knew the feeling once

JazznBlues comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Love and hate this one in equal measure.

Avoid Atheists! They are often grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try ...

JazznBlues comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Damn I sound BAD ASS!

Isn't it time for a women president?

JazznBlues comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I think ANY woman would be better than the current POTUS.

Halloween has been won, I give you Ruth Vader Ginsburg!

JazznBlues comments on Nov 1, 2018:

She's 5 states away and doesn't get cell reception so we have more of a Facebook relationship.

Halloween has been won, I give you Ruth Vader Ginsburg!

JazznBlues comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I think it might be my sister underneath all that. She posted it.

@Admin.

JazznBlues comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I've seen that too

In my view, the epitome of class and sexy Audrey Hepburn

JazznBlues comments on Oct 29, 2018:

She looks so like my ex-wife...

The all time controversial pro choice shirt that will get you kicked off an airplane!

JazznBlues comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Ouch lol, nicely done!

Hello Agnostics! I’m glad to have stumbled on this site.

JazznBlues comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Welcome!

Little bastard

JazznBlues comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Lol, nice!

Do you think crying is a sign of weakness or strength?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Both

I was called “pretty”, yesterday! Well, actually the full statement was , “You’re pretty ...

JazznBlues comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Lol my sister told me that yesterday. She's a total ham. Love her!

How we got here

JazznBlues comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Perfect!

I've drawn and painted two Doctor Who characters so far for Inktober and they're two of my best ...

JazznBlues comments on Oct 27, 2018:

How about an old school Tom Baker?

Party time

JazznBlues comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Wow, I feel much less guilty about occasionally crossing the line now. Thanks Zor!

Who's your daddy? Hahaha

JazznBlues comments on Oct 27, 2018:

This sort of explains why the GOP religious right is the way it is. For all the shit we give them, they might just be trying to follow the bible.

Who's your daddy? Hahaha

JazznBlues comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Thanks for sharing, that's amazing!

one of my current female crushes extra points if you know who this is

JazznBlues comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Yeah I kinda obsessed over her for a while...

Does anyone else get a little creeped out when you see you have a new "Follower", but upon checking ...

JazznBlues comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Shouldn't it be everyone's goal to expand their horizons and not to associate with people just like them?

Who's a person who inspires you?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I was approached by a friend of mine in the medical field who wanted to bring Auto Transfusion devices to developing nations. He needed a technical partner to help him fix the units up and convert them to operate on 220v. His dream of saving mainly pregnant mothers in poverty stricken nations has really inspired me. We've placed a unit in Lima Peru this summer and are planning 6 more in early spring to Lima, Sengal Africa and Port-au-Prince Haiti. Feel honored and inspired to be apart of this.

Here's my AGNOSTIC shirt! I like it a lot! Thanks to Administration!

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Looking good!

You like my swimsuit?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Why yes, yes I do!

What makes/made you happy today?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Took the train to Chicago and visited my Mom this week. Had a blast and now I am on the train back with my daughter. Perfect day and week.

Maybe this belongs in the Human Sexuality group.

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Lol noice

Is anyone here a thigh master? ;)

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Stunning!

Wonder what that was like?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Lol terrible headline!

It appears the bomber has been caught! [nytimes.com]

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Love the fact that he's a Pro-Trump lunatic. While Trump is trying to back pedal and spin. Who'd have thought yelling Fire in a crowded building would have consequences?

Do you consider yourself a good lover to your partner or spouse and why?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Depends on how much play my partner is into. If they're into games, it's beyond perfect. If not, then I tend to be not that much into it...

Aggressive, intrusive Fundies drove me out of several jobs.

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I work directly with a bunch of evangelicals and consider them friends. I fondly refer to their church as "The Cult" and after a while they were fine with it. Mostly tease each other about the other sides crazy beliefs, but at the end of the day we are pretty close.

This is why we have prisons, save them a cell

JazznBlues comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Timothy McVeigh only took out one federal building. I think these guys dream bigger.

Would you consider yourself difficult to get along with, deal with, or live with?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I consider myself prickly or spiky. 10% absolutely love me, large % like and are amused, 10% are really off put by me even when I'm trying to behave. I'm a tad mischievous and fun loving and it occasionally gets me in trouble...

Please take me home with you, Daddy.

JazznBlues comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Walter Bishop from Fringe, how cool!

Doesn't this explain the lack of progress being made in religious and/or political discussions / ...

JazznBlues comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I believe that's true, but not the only part. Indoctrination of the young, starting as an infant all the way through 18 years is a huge hurdle to overcome also. Last reason might be that you have to have enough intellectual horsepower to even attempt something like a total refutation of all earlier held beliefs.

Atheists - Less Vices

JazznBlues comments on Oct 24, 2018:

In my anecdotal experiences, I've noticed that my atheist friends have a stricter moral code than my theist friends. Less vices, more empathy and more self awareness.

Good moms.

JazznBlues comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Sitting next my Mom on vacation. She loved it!

Moosic..... [youtu.be]

JazznBlues comments on Oct 24, 2018:

That's really cool!

Because Republicans know they are wrong about people, societal values and empathy.

JazznBlues comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I'd be willing to wager the bomber owned a MAGA hat.

Any Farscape fans?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Hell Yeah!

Has your Atheism affected your patriotism?

JazznBlues comments on Oct 23, 2018:

When I was religious, I suppressed my critical thinking. Giving myself permission to reevaluate my beliefs also unleashed my critical thinking in general. Made me more critical of the crooks we refer to as government. I try to separate the idea of what this nation stands for vs what it has become.

Growing Up Surrounded by Books Could Have a Powerful, Lasting Effect on the Mind

JazznBlues comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Avid reader right out of the crib. Collected a ridiculous amount of books. Discovered the Kindle and gave away 95% of my books and am rebuilding my hoard of books on my eReader. Easier to move without all the heavy books.