WHEW. That was great sex last night! I miss myself.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Every man finds his way back to his first love eventually...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@HardBlues69 it might your left for some people.

Have you ever had sex in a vehicle?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Does it still count if I was the only one in the vehicle?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@Our_existance Whew! I made the cut then!

I know there are women that do but how many women will say that they love to watch porn and ...

Knd502 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

??‍♀️

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@Knd502 So brave.

I know there are women that do but how many women will say that they love to watch porn and ...

Charity comments on Aug 7, 2018:

It's been a looooong time, but yeah. Girl on girl's the best.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@Charity That's certainly a valid critique. That's a large part of my own disinterest in boy/girl porn growing up. Although I have grown to enjoy a certain amount of roughness in my selections, but I understand your meaning. For girl/girl have you checked out girlsway.com? It focuses exclusively on girl/girl performances and has a lot of good content. It helps that they only seem to hire enthusiastic performers that actually enjoy sex with women.

I know there are women that do but how many women will say that they love to watch porn and ...

Charity comments on Aug 7, 2018:

It's been a looooong time, but yeah. Girl on girl's the best.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

I've heard that many women prefer that and, while I tend to agree, may I ask are you actually interested in woman or is it just that so much of porn is focused on male pleasure that it's easier to enjoy something where that is of diminished importance?

I know there are women that do but how many women will say that they love to watch porn and ...

SallyInStitches comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Sure, why not. Beats a sharp stick in the eye.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

I'm sure it's different for woman but that's not what I beat when I masturbate.

How many of you have been on a hook-up site? Any success?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Yeah. Only got a guy who had 2 warrants out for DA in Idaho (Dodged that bullet before I actually met him). AND a guy that I swear was an ax murderer. Dead eyes, monotone voice, no emotion. All I could hear in my head was "I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Clarice??? "...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@Captain747ex wait...are you saying there's a chance you are not in fact a 747?

How many of you have been on a hook-up site? Any success?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I've had more luck here then any of the dozen or so dating sites or apps I've tried, and alls I've done so far is have fun conversations.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl aw shucks *looks away shyly* Your pretty neat yourself young lady. ?

I am so doing this at my next party...all of y'all are invited! [facebook.com]

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I don't know when your next party is but I am definitely free.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@thinktwice aww *blushes* How can I know which line is more fun if I don't try them both?

Just thought I'd come by and see "what's up."

filthyMONKEYmen comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Make it a billion, if we’re just fantasizing.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 7, 2018:

If you want to get smothered to death sure...

The Hulk does bulk.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Ewwww.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@FlippantLlama That sounds like quite the "load" to carry.

The Hulk does bulk.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Ewwww.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Bet that doesn't "come up" in your game session!?

The Hulk does bulk.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Ewwww.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

He did warn her...

OK here's a question for the men: If you had a choice of watching the superbowl uninterrupted or ...

SallyInStitches comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Considering I'm bi, uninterrupted sex with my guy or a weekend away with my girlfriend.... sign me up for either, its a win win.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Some of you are bound to like this photo. (Not my own.)

Sticks48 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

UPS will never ship this item without a box and proper labeling.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@Sticks48 your right, best to lick it like an envelope for optimal results.

Do you like to play with you partners feet? What do you he/she like to do?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I like giving a foot massage and if some gives me one? Let's just say it will be well rewarded.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl the after care I was aware of, but the food and water never occured to me. Thanks for that. I would love to hear more about this; it's been an obsession of mine for awhile.

Some of you are bound to like this photo. (Not my own.)

Sticks48 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

UPS will never ship this item without a box and proper labeling.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Well she does have a box, just not the kind UPS is expecting...

Do you like to play with you partners feet? What do you he/she like to do?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I like giving a foot massage and if some gives me one? Let's just say it will be well rewarded.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl well...I've always wanted to try inducing forced orgasms :D

Do you like to play with you partners feet? What do you he/she like to do?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I like giving a foot massage and if some gives me one? Let's just say it will be well rewarded.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl does that mean I shouldn't bring the barrel?

Do you like to play with you partners feet? What do you he/she like to do?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I like giving a foot massage and if some gives me one? Let's just say it will be well rewarded.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl are you sure you want to give me that kind of opening? I don't come cheap. You might end up feeling bent over a barrel.

Do you like to play with you partners feet? What do you he/she like to do?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I like giving a foot massage and if some gives me one? Let's just say it will be well rewarded.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 6, 2018:

What kind of reward we talking here? Inquiring minds want to know...

Deviance— it really satisfies.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 5, 2018:

To bad I don't care for nuts, especially in my mouth.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@Wurlitzer (well played sir, well played) Yeah I never feel like a nut, not that there is anything wrong with feeling nuts.

King Kong Dong

goldrose comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Oh he’s circumsized?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@Rudy1962 it was an accident with a biplane. They're still picking bits of that pilot out of the sidewalk.

Hello.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 4, 2018:

As a somewhat recently deflowered virgin myself the best advice I can give is threefold: be open, be honest, and be respectful. Be Open to what she is saying and doing. Watch and listen without bias towards what you want to be there. Be Open to the possibility that this might not be anything more...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@psycheworks thanks, though I feel she did most of the work. ? Alls I did was by the plane ticket. ?

What is your favorite form of relief?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 5, 2018:

My right hand and a solid internet connection. If it ain't broke why fix it?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd really? Hmm. I suppose Marcie and I can still let you in the club, as long as you have a solid internet connection. ? Why do you think you prefer to ring the devil's doorbell as a lefty?

Ok Ladies; so there's a youngish scantily dressed woman in the supermarket the other day.

Marcie1974 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I would never be able to be that brazen. Part of me envies her but part of me worries about her safety. Just had an interesting thought. Perhaps she is a sub or slave and was instructed to do this? Maybe he was watching?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Oh I hope so. That makes it both safer and hotter, the best of both worlds!

What is your favorite form of relief?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 5, 2018:

My right hand and a solid internet connection. If it ain't broke why fix it?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@Marcie1974 great minds and all that. ?

Old McDonald

Anonbene comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Even though women swear up and down they want, above all, you to be honest. They are lying their asses off and being dishonest.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

You can be honest, you just don't have to be *brutally* honest. There are ways of being compassionately honest that won't result in tears. Also, somtimes its about feeling validated, and there's nothing wrong with that. We all need a sense of validation from time to time. Maybe they're having a moment of insecurity and want us to help them overcome it. Or maybe we haven't made them feel wanted in a bit. Or maybe they just had a bad day and need a boost. Whatever the reason it's important to pay attention to our woman, what they say and how they say it, so we can best give them what they need.

Tickling your funny bone

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 4, 2018:

That's what I keep telling everyone and they're all like, "Sir, this is a funeral home, please leave."

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@Carin I try my best :D

Hey there sex nerds! Chat starts in 45 minutes (10 pm EST).

Anonbene comments on Aug 4, 2018:

In case you needed the exact word for what you're about to do.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Uncle Willy?

Hey there sex nerds! Chat starts in 45 minutes (10 pm EST).

Wrytyr comments on Aug 4, 2018:

More one handed typing? Last time I got lube all over my wrist brace.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Better then the keyboard.

Hey @filthyMONKEYmen - I have the perfect response for that Mormon Deviance you shared yesterday.

Imatheistically comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Put these on a T-SHIRT! NOW! POSTERS ALSO!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

I agree with this so much I'm glad it posted twice.

Meerkats are the new Opossums!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Shhh! No one tell OpposingOpossum!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@OpposingOpposum really? That seems so unlike you.

What can I say,2 of a kind!

Snickers77 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

They went to Jared!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

One comment in and the thread is already won.

Meerkats are the new Opossums!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Shhh! No one tell OpposingOpossum!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@OpposingOpposum I'm not saying I agree but have you considered MalcontentMeerkat?

How's your car?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Hey, I use both nuts to steer thank you very much.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@Captnron59 deleted the excess. Damndest thing. I'm sure I hit reply just once.

Favorite position?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I like any position where I can see her face. I love watching the growing need in her eyes as the pleaure builds, getting her closer, and closer until...*"Bam!"*, the climax washes over her and she is lost in the ecstasy wracking her body. I like having the option to play with her heaving ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@wick3dwond3rland oh yes. A kiss on the neck that turns into a little bite that brings forth a gasp and a shudder. Delicious.

This wins Twitter today. ???

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I grew up in that world. That is truly what they are brainwashed to believe. So very, very sad.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

I'm glad you got out.

So, most of you know that I've been busy finishing up requirements for my Master's Degree in ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Melinda May (ad played ny Ming-Na Wen) from Agents of Shield. Their is something incredibly hot about an older woman that could kick my ass without breaking a sweat. ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

@FlippantLlama Im stil in awe of her "mirror match" in season 2. That was an incredible scene! And doing it all in a short nightie didn't hurt my enjoyment none.?

Can we please have a chat room that starts a little later during the week?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Maybe midnight to 4 or 6 on one or two of the off days (Meat Up Mondays? Whack Off Wednesdays? Fellatio Fridays? Sensual Sundays?) and push on or two of the exsisting ones back a couple hours?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

@filthyMONKEYmen I second the motion.

So, most of you know that I've been busy finishing up requirements for my Master's Degree in ...

Nottheonlyone comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Storm, but mostly because I have a white streak in my hair and I like to think that makes me sexy, too.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

You're not wrong. ?

Lama advice..

SukiSue comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Somehow I don't think he actually said that...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

But it's on the internet! It *has* to be true!

Favorite position?

just_jessie77 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

On top burns some mad calories though...sorry, I used to be a fitness instructor

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

I'm just trying to imagine using that as part of my justification to her. ?

Can we please have a chat room that starts a little later during the week?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Maybe midnight to 4 or 6 on one or two of the off days (Meat Up Mondays? Whack Off Wednesdays? Fellatio Fridays? Sensual Sundays?) and push on or two of the exsisting ones back a couple hours?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

I don't work 3rds myself to much any more, but I did it regularly for years until the last two years, so I totally understand where wick3d is coming from. It feels like the rest of the world forgets about you on 3rds.

Asking for a friend

nutrition_nerd comments on Aug 3, 2018:

As the person in this group, who nearly has a master's degree in nutrition and dietetics...... this is the DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD! AND I'VE HEARD SOME CRAZY SHIT! ?????

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

Something tells me they're going to want a second opinion.

Blah blah blah!

Exterminis comments on Aug 3, 2018:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

nothing a hundred men or more could ever do

When it comes to noises during sex. What do you prefer?

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I'm rather partial to big words. ? That aside, give me moans and gasps and losses of control. Needy throaty growls and helpless whimpers. Oh my!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 3, 2018:

@FlippantLlama Where did you get a transcript of my first time receiving a blowjob?

Back in the good old days when you picked your own meals.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Locally grown, organic, non-GMO

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@jenandjuice1111 and bed, and desk, and floor, and...

Let's just say I'm feeling a bit shallow today.

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 2, 2018:

No touching this with a 10 foot fishing pole! ??????

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl Hey I look exactly like my pic! Right down to the words floating of to the side of me!

Let's just say I'm feeling a bit shallow today.

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 2, 2018:

No touching this with a 10 foot fishing pole! ??????

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Ten foot fishing poles are unrealistic representations of the average fisherman promoted by the prawn industry.

.....wait for it, wait for it.... archer

EricTrommater comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I keep this on me at all times for just such an occasion.....

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@OpposingOpposum I can neither confirm nor deny...

I really want to know what women think about fellatio.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I second this inquiry. I know a few woman that swear they love to give head and get off on it as much, if not more, then the guys they pleasure. But there's always some part of me that is almost incredulous when a new lady makes that assertion. I think because it's such a male fantasy for us to ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@AdorkableMe hey I believe you! I want the fantasy to be true because it makes the whole thing exponentially hotter. But my innate scepticism kicks in doubly hard on things I want to be true.

.....wait for it, wait for it.... archer

EricTrommater comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I keep this on me at all times for just such an occasion.....

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 2, 2018:

And now I do as well.

Really, it's all sound advice.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mess up her bed, not her life. Fill her with cum, not regret. Hold her tight, not back. Wreck her pussy, not her dreams. Eat her out, not her snacks. Steal her heart, not her fries.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl Of that, I have no doubt.

Really, it's all sound advice.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mess up her bed, not her life. Fill her with cum, not regret. Hold her tight, not back. Wreck her pussy, not her dreams. Eat her out, not her snacks. Steal her heart, not her fries.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take that as an argument for or against it. After all, the right kind of shudder can look awfully good on a woman. ;-)

Really, it's all sound advice.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mess up her bed, not her life. Fill her with cum, not regret. Hold her tight, not back. Wreck her pussy, not her dreams. Eat her out, not her snacks. Steal her heart, not her fries.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl yeah let's give it a shot! What's the worst that can happen?

Tell me story about a shower ... a hot shower...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Less a shower and more of a bath. I spent a week in Texas earlier this year with a girl I'd met online a while back. It was a fun week, but one highlight was when I was watching her bath. She got out her razor and asked me if I wanted to help. And she wasn't talking about her legs or her pits.?...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I don't know if I'd care for being shaved, but then again I didn't think I'd be all that interested in shaving a woman, and I now think of it as one of the most erotic things you can do, so I suppose I'd give it a whirl.? The trust is, as always, of paramount importance. Perhaps even more so than most other intimate acts.

Tell me story about a shower ... a hot shower...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Less a shower and more of a bath. I spent a week in Texas earlier this year with a girl I'd met online a while back. It was a fun week, but one highlight was when I was watching her bath. She got out her razor and asked me if I wanted to help. And she wasn't talking about her legs or her pits.?...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@goldenvalleyguy my attitude in a nutshell.

Really, it's all sound advice.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mess up her bed, not her life. Fill her with cum, not regret. Hold her tight, not back. Wreck her pussy, not her dreams. Eat her out, not her snacks. Steal her heart, not her fries.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl we might be in trouble then. I was counting on you to be MY tempering influence!

Amazing!! Sexual Deviants is now the 4th largest group on Agnostic!! Give yourselves a hand(job)!...

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 1, 2018:

It's all the livestock, isn't it?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Honestly, I think it's all the tips about handling and eating fresh fruit. We're a very health conscious bunch.

Really, it's all sound advice.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mess up her bed, not her life. Fill her with cum, not regret. Hold her tight, not back. Wreck her pussy, not her dreams. Eat her out, not her snacks. Steal her heart, not her fries.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl maybe we could team up and do it together? Call it "The Saucy Smartass"!

Really, it's all sound advice.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mess up her bed, not her life. Fill her with cum, not regret. Hold her tight, not back. Wreck her pussy, not her dreams. Eat her out, not her snacks. Steal her heart, not her fries.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl I'm just trying to help you get a jump start on that advice column. ?

Really, it's all sound advice.

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Blow him, not his money. Orgasm her until she is wasted, don't waste her time. Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

You should write an advice column.

Really, it's all sound advice.

Squirrel comments on Aug 1, 2018:

FFS allurice

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

I love that allurice clearly wanted to participate but obviously had no relevant experience to keep it on theme, so they just went with what they knew best.

Really, it's all sound advice.

Wurlitzer comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I wrote you a poem. “I am the rain, You are the wind. I make you wet; You blow me.”

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Truly, you are the e. e. cummings of our time.

Has anyone else had an issue with the messenger today?

thinktwice comments on Aug 1, 2018:

ah-ha...I think some of us might have a guilt complex from last night's chat room convo...ha ha ha...but, no, it is happening to everyone...a tech glitch, I am sure...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@thinktwice yeah you're totally innocent. ?

Has anyone else had an issue with the messenger today?

ballou comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Yes, my messages are not going through. I can't send any nudes! Haha ... j/k

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

I'm more worried about not receiving any.

Has anyone else had an issue with the messenger today?

thinktwice comments on Aug 1, 2018:

ah-ha...I think some of us might have a guilt complex from last night's chat room convo...ha ha ha...but, no, it is happening to everyone...a tech glitch, I am sure...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

I figured as much, just wanted to make sure.

Ahhh.. super moon!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Drugs: Not Even Once

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Captnron59 that's only because you don't know what my brain is like. ? Believe me, I don't need them. ?

OK folks.

ThatGuyAndy comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Supplies would include plenty of jute rope, low temp candle, ice, blindfold, assorted plugs, assorted paddles, a cane, a heavy suede flogger, a stingy vinyl flogger, ball gag, spreader bar, and a Hitachi. Oh, and lube! Also in this fantasy world would be a couple simple pieces of dungeon ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

I liked everything you said, but love the mention of after care. I don't think enough people give ithe thought and consideration it deserves.

OK folks.

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Also assorted colors of edible sharpies for sensual art or caligraphy to be drawn on my body.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@SaucyCheryl Hey, better fickle but fun then boring but reliable. ]

OK folks.

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Also assorted colors of edible sharpies for sensual art or caligraphy to be drawn on my body.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

I like what you're saying and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

OK folks.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I'm a fan of both nipple clamps and forced orgasms, so I'd likely want to devise various predicaments involving "damned if you do damned if you don't" bondage. :-) Oh, and I'd definitely want her to give the sybian a whirl...or twenty. ;-)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Oh, and I've always wanted try wax play. Slowly teasing her with hot drips of wax over her most sensitive spots.

Masturbation: with a partner or without?

boatdude87 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Being ambidextrous, I can have a threesome anytime I want...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 31, 2018:

You lucky dog!

Threesomes - everyone has an opinion! What is yours?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Caveat: Never done it, would love to try. I think it can be a lot of fun with the right partners, and a clear understanding of the boundaries. Trust and communication are, as always, key. As a heterosexual man I'm more inclined to MFF variety but have no issue with a FMM if that's what my ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@FlippantLlama the spirit is always willing. The flesh too, in all honesty.

Threesomes - everyone has an opinion! What is yours?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Caveat: Never done it, would love to try. I think it can be a lot of fun with the right partners, and a clear understanding of the boundaries. Trust and communication are, as always, key. As a heterosexual man I'm more inclined to MFF variety but have no issue with a FMM if that's what my ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@FlippantLlama only one way to know for sure ? but I guess it's a good thing I really like honeydew. ?

I just made this one. What do you think?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Peeing in the shower is what got kicked me out of Home Depot.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@GuyKeith exactly! And it can be yours for the low, low, bargain basement price of 9 payments of $9,999.99! *Offer void where prohibited. Shipping not included.

I just made this one. What do you think?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Peeing in the shower is what got kicked me out of Home Depot.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@GuyKeith that reminds me, I've got this bridge I'm trying to sell...

I highly recommend listening to Welcome To Night Vale and Alice Isn't Dead.

PenLOP comments on Jul 30, 2018:

All hail The Glow Cloud!

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 31, 2018:

Follow your heart. It's in that Styrofoam container in the back of that pickup ahead. Step on it. You haven't much time.

Just size up right in the aisle.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I thought I was using one of these once. Turns out it was just and old lifesaver candy stuck to some cardboard.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 30, 2018:

I think I got a picture of it somewhere...

I highly recommend listening to Welcome To Night Vale and Alice Isn't Dead.

PenLOP comments on Jul 30, 2018:

All hail The Glow Cloud!

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 30, 2018:

Remember: Dogs are not permitted in the Dog Park.

I highly recommend listening to Welcome To Night Vale and Alice Isn't Dead.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Oh absolutely they are. Love them both. In a similar vein I'd strongly suggest " Return Home" and "Our Fair City". Return Home is about a man returning to his hometown after 5 years and having to deal with all sorts weirdness he never noticed before like psychopathic tentacles and wererabbits. It...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 30, 2018:

@wick3dwond3rland any time! I love podcasts and always have a few I can reccomend.

Eye candy for everyone! But fuck you, Enrique Iglesias, and your perfect fucking abs, and your ...

FlippantLlama comments on Jul 30, 2018:

There's some vitriol there...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 30, 2018:

I sense the makings of an epic grudge fuck.

Boy I feel this meme

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Everyone kept saying "He'll never last till the primaries", then it was he "He'll never win the nomination", next it was "He'll never beat Hillary", now their saying "He won't get reelected". At every "never" he had about a dozen blunders that would have ended any other politician's career. And ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 30, 2018:

@kenriley Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

....do you pray before bed?

kenriley comments on Jul 30, 2018:

If you let the words Oh God!! slip out is that praying?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 30, 2018:

Seems legit.

....do you pray before bed?

TroyBarber64 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Come to think of it, it's still wishful thinking I guess... At least there is a reward :)

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 30, 2018:

Look at you just throwing around this hard truths all willy nilly. ?

It's been triple digit temperatures for the past 6 weeks here in Las Vegas.

evergreen comments on Jul 29, 2018:

what is sexually deviant about that ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 29, 2018:

Maybe he's naked?

Flirting, nailed it!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 29, 2018:

He is technically correct.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@mek7730 I may challenge you on that some day...but today is not that day. Good job meat bag!

Flirting, nailed it!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 29, 2018:

He is technically correct.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@mek7730 Way to carry the baton across the finish line! High Five!

Just a reminder the group chat starts in about 15 minutes! See all you filthy, beautiful deviants ...

filthyMONKEYmen comments on Jul 28, 2018:

I just logged in to send something like this. Thanks for beating me to it!

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

No problem man. What's the use of a community if we don't pitch in?

Just a reminder the group chat starts in about 15 minutes! See all you filthy, beautiful deviants ...

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Jul 28, 2018:

I am new in the group.... a total rookie... never been to a chatroom... what should I wear?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

Birthday suite?

You know.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 28, 2018:

I vote for Sexual Median

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

@boatdude87 @Jonado I see what you two did there... and it's awesome. High fives all around! ? ?

I'm not a munchkin, really!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

The fastest I ever derailed a campaign was after the DM read just one sentence of the introductory box text. He starts with "Somebody's hired you to guard a caravan." I respond with " Somebody's an idiot." He stops and looks around the table. I'm playing a kender (a kleptomaniac halfling...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I think I would get along with your group. ? I miss playing regularly. Being an actual grown up with real life responsibilities sucks! ? I just want to play make believe with my friends! ?

Ladies, during foreplay or oral play (or both at the same time), how far back do you enjoy your ...

tryingcake comments on Jul 27, 2018:

As long as you know what you are doing - I'm game.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

@tryingcake Don't worry, my aim will improve.

Ladies, during foreplay or oral play (or both at the same time), how far back do you enjoy your ...

tryingcake comments on Jul 27, 2018:

As long as you know what you are doing - I'm game.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

@tryingcake because I don't know what I'm doing. It was a joke. :-)

When an Alpaca loves .

FlippantLlama comments on Jul 28, 2018:

When an Alpaca wants to best consume this honeydew, there's some things that he must do! He must be prepared for an enthusiastic welcome, because if he has done the work of coaxing it open before settling in for his meal, it will be moist and tender and soft. He should lap around the firm outer ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

Damn. Now I really, really want some honeydew.

Ladies, during foreplay or oral play (or both at the same time), how far back do you enjoy your ...

tryingcake comments on Jul 27, 2018:

As long as you know what you are doing - I'm game.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 28, 2018:

...and I'm out.

When a Llama loves .

Knd502 comments on Jul 27, 2018:

This little llama spits on the banana to make sure the banan isn’t dry. I like to start out with a firm but supple grip on the banana, massaging it while checking the ripeness of the berries. I’ll flick my tongue around the tip of the banana as if it were an ice cream cone, swirling around and ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

I think i just made some banana juice after reading that.

Wish you all were here.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

In the fire? That's a bit extreme even for this group

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@Exterminis that's it. Baby steps.

When a Llama loves .

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Some banana trees like to have something to do when a llama is enjoying her meal. If the llama had some lovely melons or maybe a pretty flower the tree could focus on that is always appreciated.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@FlippantLlama this is the saddest news I've heard all day.