One of those nights.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Playing it cool at the tavern

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 14, 2018:

If I had a nickel...

I don't think there is one

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 14, 2018:

On a completely unrelated note I now have an idea for an interesting study on negative reinforcement.

Storm party poopers, more like...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 14, 2018:

This amused me far to much. My hat's off to the creator.

Storm party poopers, more like...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 14, 2018:

This amused me far to much. My hat's off to the creator.

Class over trash. Every fucking time.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I always wince when I see Joker & Harley as relationship role models. The idea is horrifying. ? Morticia & Gomez though, now THAT is a #relationship goal worth pursuing. ☺

I might need it sometime.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Doctor: "You're not my supervisor!"

A must for every split level home

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Until you have that one drunk friend that insists on climbing the slide, and rolls down the stairs.

Unanswered questions........ How do they get the oil out of the babies?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Centrifuges.

Lavese las manos.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I'm not sure if the caption is from the guy taking the picture or the guy in the picture.

Ooo caught ya, tag you're it.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Not just at night.

DIY funeral.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Want.

Reigning hide and seek champ

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The twist is that the champion is actually hiding behind Bigfoot.

They don't all wear capes

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Grandpa?

Do you have Plumber's Crack?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I feel confused now...

Do you have Plumber's Crack?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I feel confused now...

Want fries with that?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Even if their asking you to get them fries?

An oldie......

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I assume it's Johns first wife and not Yoko.

I hadn't thought of it this way:

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Dr. Strange met 3 gods and convinced them to leave him the hell alone.

Yikes. That is ugly

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Wait, is it not supposed to look like that?

Yikes. That is ugly

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Wait, is it not supposed to look like that?

Yikes. That is ugly

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Wait, is it not supposed to look like that?

Well, that's interesting

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Well, he's not wrong. Either way though, that cucumber looks worried.

Let Me Think About This

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 9, 2018:

He's on this website, looking at memes.

Oh just f@;!$n let me die already!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Seems legit.

Sorry, can't ask Jesus for midget porn.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Ironically, if you believe in Jesus, then you would also believe he knows where the best midget porn is.

He's fully erect!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

And that's how I got banned from the Lego Store.

About the heat.... again

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

This is to real.

What do atheists cry out during ? ... lol I need some serious answers from y'all.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

For me it's usually a steady stream of positive reinforcement for the lady. Lots of compliments.

If You Heard 20 Minutes of Moaning...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Conversely, if you here cries of "Yes! Yes! Oh god yes!" That's just me realizing I'm actually off today and don't need to get up after all.

It's a happy Sunday!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

This would work better if he wasn't about fall down a cliff. Twice.

I know this is a repost. but it's just too cute!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Well, they do both like dark and wet places...

Morning wood.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

If I had a nickle...

What kind of person are you a sucker for?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Smart, compassionate, wickedly funny, with a dirty mind to match my own, similar values and interests, and the same desire for me that I have for her. All that in the same package and I'm done for ?

Am I the only atheist that doesn’t smoke pot?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Never touched the stuff. Heck I don't even drink.

Do you have certain words or phrases you mispronounce on purpose?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Not a mispronunciation so much as a malapropism, but I've always liked "Even a broken squirrel is right twice a day."

I was initially doubtful about meeting someone online.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Congratulations!

Nope, no laughing now

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

"Not." You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Nobody saw this coming

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

2, 3, 1 Also that yield sign by 1 should really be a stop sign.

Remember this?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

It's the circle of life.

Iiiii love my doggy, my doggy loves me....

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

We must all play to our strengths.

Remember when doing good for others was repaid by a hitchhiker?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 6, 2018:

...

I hope the food is good, the company sucks

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 6, 2018:

How many times does he have to say it?

What's your dream job?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Is genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist still available? I think I'd like that one. Or tabletop game designer. One or the other would be fine.

Most people are too stupid to vote out incumbents

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 6, 2018:

I'd be fine with multiple terms as long as they were non consecutive. If you win an election you should have to sit the next one out.

My answer would be...yes.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Hard to decide, maybe number 5? I think I'll need to try them all again just to be sure.

I sign I don't need.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 5, 2018:

If it's that big you can't help but evacuate it first.

I need my coffee...I'm not lying

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 5, 2018:

I never need coffee. Does that make me Batman?

That umbrella ain't goin nowhere

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I feel like this might crossover with the kink group.

Milkboarding

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Reminds me of a great webcomic called Breakfast of the Gods. http://breakfastofthegods.com

Thumbing through the burgess catalogue and...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Nature in all its endless forms most beautiful.

It's mostly true ..got me a soft spot for the characters

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

So far that's only worked the one time. But what a time it was!

Men, what would you think of a woman if they were forward with you and asked you out on a date.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I greatly prefer It when the woman asks. I am not that concerned about being rejected, when it happens you suck it up and move on. But I do worry that if I ask her out, and she's not interested, that I've just made it awkward and uncomfortable for her. I get so concerned about this that I don't even make a move. So if a woman wants to ask me out? By all means ssk away!

Yummy in her tummy.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

A moment on the lips or 9 months on the hips.

Fun conversations, my wife has some colorful turns of phrase.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Your wife sounds like an absolute treasure.

Aaaaaand just like that I remembered why I am permanently single.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Yeah, men are the worst. That's why I don't date them.

Not really good at it

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 3, 2018:

I think she did a fine job!

Cool Advice Kitty haz all answerz.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 3, 2018:

This works doubly well if the thing the new girlfriend doesn't like is you sleeping with the last girlfriend.

Get a grip on heat stroke

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Yeah, stroke that heat!

Keep busy boys, and FAP to your hearts content

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 2, 2018:

I'm good for the next couple years then.

Here's a good question...what kinky shit has your phone or camera seen you do?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 2, 2018:

My phone doesn't have anything with me in it, but his girl I know in Texas likes to send me the occasional video of her having a good time. When I last visited her she recorded me enjoying my time south of her border. ? Wish I had the video actually.

Save the turtles!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 1, 2018:

That took an unexpected turn.

Recommendations for what to watch on Netflix please.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I can suggest 1 or 2. Stranger Things Person of Interest Into the Badlands Black Lighting Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt The Good Place Parks and Recreation Limitless Lincoln iZombie Penny Dreadful Altered Carbon Sherlock The 100 Breaking Bad Better Call Saul The Departed Hot Fuzx The West Wing

Be Careful When Typing

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 1, 2018:

That seems like a bit of an overreaction to "Googe".

??????????

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 1, 2018:

To soon!

What are your fetishes?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I'm still a neophyte in this regard but I definitely consider myself a dom/top. I love dolling out the sensations my lady craves. Some other things that peak my interest are wax play, light to medium bondage, forced orgasms, breast and nipple play, oral sex (giving and receiving) roleplay, threesomes (either configuration) and probably a couple things I'm forgetting. The biggest thing though is getting the lady off. That is my absolute favorite thing to do.

Damn rebel!!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Didn't say anything about handling nuts.

Say ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Science proves.....

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Fucking nerds.

Would that get rid of your hangover?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Only in the sense that very little would be left hanging.

Actually me as a girlfriend:

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 30, 2018:

My kind of girlfriend!

I think I'd tell her that it's for a good cause, if she lives I'd split it with her unless she is a ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I'd roofie her into unconsciousness, no need to be violent. Loophole!

Not your average elf on a shelf.... ;-)

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Much better then clapping your hands.

Sweet Air!!!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

And a fetish is born.

It's all about consistency

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

So you'll doubt this: I agree.

It's all about consistency

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

And this: I agree.

It's all about consistency

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

But not this: I agree.

I just don't care for glass or goatheads stuck in my feet

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I'm willing to bet they haven't had to cross an Austin Texas parking lot in August, or shovel a NE Ohio driveway in January.

Never heard of this

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Pass.

Thanks for That

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

"Goddamn it Frank, not again!"

This is How It Goes for Me

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

That reminds me of an old saying about the four seasons in my area. "In NE Ohio we have all 4 seasons. Pre-winter, winter still winter, and road work."

Why choose between?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

You all are going to feel real bad when you find out the artist was born with double forearm syndrome.

Considering I've been single as long as I have, this seems probable (let's not read too deep into ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I on the other hand have most likely convinced my soulmate to either pursue someone else or stay in their existing relationship.

I find myself wondering how folks in the lifestyle feel about the "me too" movement and vice versa?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 28, 2018:

I think the Me Too movement has been long overdue and I am ecstatic that it has been this effective. I can only hope that more survivors feel empowered to tell their stories and hold more abusers accountable. A kink lifestyle is very much about pushing boundaries. There is a strong element of getting as close to a line as you can without crossing over. Which means of course that sometimes a crossing does occur. While you should do everything in your power to avoid mistakes they will occasionally happen. Especially when your new to the lifestyle or getting to know a new partner. What really matters is how you handle it in the moment. If your partner says something, or you realize your error, you should apologize and immediately correct yourself. You may have to pause or stop all together depending on the circumstance. It may have been a simple mistake, but it's your mistake so own it. Be considerate, compassionate, and supportive. Do not try to down play their concerns or boundaries. Even if something was negotiated as okay before hand, if they say stop, guess what? You stop. How carefully you respect your partner's boundaries, how you react to making a mistake, and what you do to avoid repeating it are the big signs that separate human error from abuse.

Leg Oh Yeah!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 28, 2018:

If she really wanted to punish him she'd make him talk barefoot across a Lego strewn floor.

Why do people think bad things that happen to people are part of god’s plan?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

I'm terribly sorry for your loss. I hope you can find some comfort in the memories of happier times. As for the why, well, like nearly all things regarding human behavior there is more nuance to be found in the why then most people care to admit. Some people believe they are being tested. That the bad things in their life are meant as a challenge to be endured to prove their faith to themselves and others. Some people believe dark forces have conspired against them in an attempt to undermine God's Plan. But they have faith that His plan will ultimately win out, even if they don't live to see it. Some people believe they are surrendering control to Him as a way of coming to terms with the overall lack of control they have in life. Some people belive the whole "acts in mysterious ways" line. They think that with His perspective on reality being so utterly alien to our own we can't possibly understand Him and his choices any more then a sick animal can understand why a veterinarian just stabbed it. And these are just a few reasons why. There are almost as many reasons as belivers. Just remember that, by and large, the people who talk about Gods plan in the face of hardship and tragedy aren't trying to upset you. In their lives such a statement is meant to reassure and comfort. It's what they want to hear in those times because it helps them come to terms. So of course that's where their mind goes when trying to help others cope.

Who wouldn't need these skills?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

... ... ... When can you start?

3.8 billion

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

By definition, I am always acting like it.

Science erotica

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

I'm going to spray neutrinos all over your photons!

Yep. I'm done.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Well I'm just getting started!

Naughty toothbrush

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

5 out of 5 dentists agree that I'm going to brush you so hard you'll be weak in handle by the time I'm done.

Volcano pick-up lines.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

My earthquake brings all the boys to the yard.

Volcano pick-up lines.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Is that a pocket of scalding sulfuric gas or are you just happy to see me?

Should we genetically modify our species?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

As I understand it, it is difficult to make changes in one area without also generating changes in another. Like an infinitely more complicated rubiks cube. So vanity projects like turning yourself into Captain America or Einstein will likely always be out of reach. However, let's say we solve that particular conundrum and we can get the precise results we want with minimal side effects. The technology and procedures won't be cheap. Outside of specific medical conditions any changes you want to make will be the definition of an elective procedure. Insurance won't cover it. I don't know about you but I can barely afford my share of my regular prescriptions, let alone hundreds of thousands of dollars in out of pocket costs for night vision or any other enhancement. But you know who can? The 1%. So what will happen is a furthering of the class divide as the wealthy make themselves faster, stronger, smarter, resistant to disease, and longer lived. Each generation improving by leaps in bounds over the previous one. Meanwhile everyone else is stuck in the shallow end of the public gene pool, evolving the old fashioned way. If you think there's inequality now, just wait until the wealthy are quantitatively better then us in ways that can be tested and measured. Once we start down this road it will be almost impossible to change course.

It’s a very simple truth. It’s why I don’t have a personal jet too.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Technically 2 questions.

Marriage and sexting don't mix.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

And now you know why I didn't do it.

Get ready to be offended!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Where could one buy a sweater like that? Asking for a friend...

Why would anyone want to date you?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I spent the majority of my life believing I had little if anything to offer. The older I got the more entrenched that belief became. Fortunately that perspective has changed the last couple years. I now know I have many things to offer. I'm intelligent, open minded, and possessing a quick, razor sharp wit. I delight in making people smile. I'm compassionate and full of empathy for others, even if I disagree with someone I can see their point of view. (Though that doesn't mean I condone or support the more reprehensible views.) I'm supportive and caring. I try to lift other people up as much as I can. Doubly so for a significant other. I'm honest. If there's a problem I'll tell you, and I expect the same from you. Problems can't be fixed if they're not addressed. I'm fairly self aware. I know my strengths, but I also know my shortcomings. I know I'm far from perfect. I strive to do better, but I also try not to wallow in my mistakes. I'm humble. It may seem counterintuitive compared to what I've written so far but keep in mind that I'm simply answering the question as posted. I don't take much pride in these traits. The are what they are.

That’s one way to get your cardio....?. (You might even say OMFG!)

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

You don't have to out run the bear, just your running partner.

Roses are Red

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Shakespearean.