Ever wonder about holy water?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Just when someone THROWS IT on me.

R'amen.......

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I only eat it on payday.

I think she's got him...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Says the cunt that needed a new JET (bought with taxpayer money) so she didn't need to stop and refuel, commuting back and forth from California? SHE knows how to save taxpayer money!

This certainly is true!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

NOT SO. It got everyone (with a smart phone) their bar code. Big brother knows where you are...at all times.

Uh,... er..., um

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Your WHAT?

A God I could get behind!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

How'd he get past the Peter Saint?

Been there.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Walked into the liquor store without my WALLET, once.

There, but for the grace of INSANE, GENOCIDAL JEHOVAH go I...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Remember to pay your tithing, boys and girls.

I’m on track...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

10-4

Is this the future?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Not Mine.

let's see how many inappropriate songs we know.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Alice Cooper's "Cold Ethyl"

Crab legs. (I don't make 'em, I just forward them on.) This is awful ... but awfully funny. ?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Hermaphroditicrab?

Go to the doctor immediately

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Damned pic won't post!

Go to the doctor immediately

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Still looking?

The sun's gone down, Time to withdraw, In a word "Overrun", Extinguish my light, I turn on the ...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Pink Floyd? Which album? I thought I knew ALL their music. Not even vaguely familiar.

She forgot what she was doing

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Just blow on it. It'll come to you.

What a generous guy

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

T'sit!

NOW are you motivated?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Grit node.

It would save me some money, that's for sure!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Satan works in mysterious ways.

Cover your eyes

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I'd rather not.

We should be so lucky.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Just play Country in reverse. Your truck, wife, house, horse, and 3 legged dog come back.

I don't like eating bones.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Why did they leave the EYES?

Homemade Shade!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

THIS is the reason, you don't wanna impeach tRump.

What's the matter with those guys?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Perhaps, she only strokes HER long, hard, straight thing?

Proving atheists wrong with science

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Is that counting the aquarium water for the fresh water fish on "the Ark"?

I'm guessing ...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I have the same one in MY STASH!

Wishful thinking or just pleasantly surprised.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Honestly, officer. I was only helping this sheep get back over the fence!

Not sure why anyone would want to be like HQ and the Joker. That shit was toxic AF.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I liked the Addams Family ORIGINALS. I lost interest in the later Movie. I don't think I finished it. (Maybe it was a good day...and the Harley took precedence.)

Not sure why anyone would want to be like HQ and the Joker. That shit was toxic AF.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Still trying to figure out this "relationship" between Joker and Harley. Which one spoke French?

ya that will do it !

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

They look like they need an exercise m.

Any teacher knows it takes three repetitions for a lesson to stick, but DAMN...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Now, THAT'S no shit.

An "E" for effort and an "A" for alcoholic

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Lol!

Realistic mannequins

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I could fit 3 of me in those.

I dont think there is a season for that

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Send this to Josh Gates.

Wow what a surprise

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I know plenty of women who gave birth, and NOBODY knew they were pregnant.

Just a walk in the park.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Send specific GPS info.

Presidents gotta do what a president's gotta do

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Build your wall around Washington D.C. (Put the barbed wire on the INSIDE, while ALL of them are in session)

If I, by a small chance got this here, it will be ok because it's funny

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

You're not supposed to MARRY her.

Not sure why anyone would want to be like HQ and the Joker. That shit was toxic AF.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

"Joker and Harley"? Who's THAT?

Waiting... waiting... waiting...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Keep procrastinating to bee happy.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Needs a snorkel for her trunk.

Another last minute drunk DIY.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Red neck auto body.

Let's get political, political, let me hear . ..

KevinAverett comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Oligarchy has no limit.

Let's get political, political, let me hear . ..

KevinAverett comments on Jan 26, 2019:

They're identical. As long as ONE is "in power"...BOTH "benefit".

Looks like we're doing HRC memes!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 26, 2019:

The ONLY "choice"...worse than Trump.

Who says wall are ineffective?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Ask the Chinese...

Let's get political, political, let me hear . ..

KevinAverett comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Nah... I'm NEVER the "controversial one"...

Such funny little ghosts.. how cute.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Condom...ents?

you're not that bad!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 25, 2019:

He won't be out of breath....

Something to ponder?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Do Unicorns only have 1 corn?

Does everyone agree, Level 7 at 10,000.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I made it to "6"... It seems that "buying friends", is the norm.

How do you like me now? -son of god

KevinAverett comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Well....he already "died for your 'sins' "... I wouldn't sweat it.

Who's up for the challenge?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I'M perhaps, TOO crazy...to be your friend.

Masturbation is bad, mmmkay?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 25, 2019:

God doesn't exist. My penis DOES.

I have but one regret in life. I wish I had "put away" $5000 per week...into my retirement fund.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Agreed...but it sure would have been sweet, to be born with a golden spoon in my mouth.

Damn. I almost cut my hair off yesterday.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Guess nearing 60 yrs old is taking a toll on me.

Anyone want to move to hawaii? Let's all have an adventure.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 2, 2019:

DUNNO about "moving there"... but, going on a cruise there SOON.

Anyone want to move to hawaii? Let's all have an adventure.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 2, 2019:

CALGON! TAKE ME AWAY!

My best friend lives in Eagle River and has a cake shop.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 2, 2019:

No I DON'T! I'm still on UTAH!

Have you met Jesus?

KevinAverett comments on Nov 22, 2018:

News of joy!

I need a Hero! [youtu.be]

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Oh...oh! Pick ME!

Wanna take a ride?

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I had a '69 Ranchero that I mounted on a '65 Ford 4x4. Lot's of fun.

Glad to be here

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

True

Going down to flavor town.....

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Wasssat?

Got a sheep for a pet

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I hear DAAAT!

More like 4.....

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Just like 2. "Tolerate" the other 3.

You were warned.....

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

How do I follow up on THAT? ROFLMAO!

Not a fuck to spare.

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Uh huh.

Not a goal!

KevinAverett comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Shame on you!

Yum Yum ?

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I've never attempted to eat myself...so, the "like" was a "no-brainer".

Remember kids. . .

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

It got ME out of it.

...........,

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Me-oww!

What is wrong with you, Steven ?

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Pregnant women are the best lovers. (You can get some pussy and a blow job...at the SAME TIME!)

I love stuff on FB sometimes - this picture is awesome (because of cats, of course!) - but sometimes...

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Didn't get the meme.

I love stuff on FB sometimes - this picture is awesome (because of cats, of course!) - but sometimes...

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

It's a start.

This is a major rant about men not reading profiles.

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Perhaps we should get together, and fuck and think about it?

My roommate got out of hand last night. I had to lock her up..lol

KevinAverett comments on Aug 13, 2018:

"Shame....shame....shame"

Nothing wrong with sentence enhancers

KevinAverett comments on Aug 11, 2018:

The first time went to Connecticut and Maine, I was appalled by the overusage of "fuck". It took people 5 minutes to say a 20 second sentence.

I want to know what you see as the meaning of this art work done in 2015. [youtu.be]

KevinAverett comments on Aug 3, 2018:

It looks lime a LOT of time hanging wires and adjusting for the right camera shot(s).

It's going to be one of those days..lol

KevinAverett comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Touche'...

Very true..

KevinAverett comments on Aug 2, 2018:

That's a fact!

Do you think you can dance? [youtu.be]

KevinAverett comments on Aug 1, 2018:

That's ME!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

It takes second place to this one.

Here we see a mother cat carrying her young...simply adorable...lol

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Simpsons already did it. (Someone posted the same one recently)

Pretty far up there

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Exactly!

Who is America?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I need some of what YOU'RE smokin'!

I don't drink... so is this true?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Try Utah beer at 3.2%. (Unless you buy from a State liquor store).

Boy I feel this meme

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

He' d better not...unless you're ready to "re-Pence".

Another genius flat earther

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Because airline tickets are too expensive? See ya...dumbass!

Time for a new therapist.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Mine say's that I'm the sanest person he ever met. I think may be in trouble!

I still listen...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I can live with that....

AMERICA NEEDS MORE MILLIONAIRES (like this one!)

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

It is a great gesture...until he writes it off on his TAXES, and WE get the "bill".

Sounds good to me.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Level 10?

That will get you moving..lol

KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Leave him behind, b4 you reach the "passing lane"!

Looks like it to me, too.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Just goes to show that, my Halloween costume can be used for OTHER purposes!

Looks like it to me, too.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Is he a "service dog"? Perhaps he was ensuring the toilet paper was full?

Caps lock.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Been THERE!

The fondling father is king of the gropers!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:

After the primaries...fuck the Democrat party.

On the one hand...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Good luck with THAT!

He's all jamed up. he's gone and nutted

KevinAverett comments on Jul 28, 2018:

You "GOO GOO GRAPE" Smucker!