Run Jamal run!

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Smart man! It's a good thing there were cameras there or it could have ended much worse for him!

Way to Go, Archie!

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I'm sure he was beating them off with both hands.

What kind of biking is this?

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Where's a bumpy road?

Seems pretty accurate

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I can see clearly now!

How do you feel about drivers who text and drive?

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

They should lose their driving license. Texting while driving kills far more people each year than firearms, but for some odd reason is more socially acceptable

What kind of biking is this?

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

The best kind!

Wicked burn!

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Ask your grandma, she'd disagree.

Reading Nook Nay or Yay

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Not yay, hell yeah!

When people say God doesn’t like gay sex:

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I love it!

Have a mint.

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

# I think that's why you only hear of young people being possessed.

Sometimes it's like this

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

My traditional morning greeting!

So, just out of curiosity, where to messages go when you archive them?

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Narnia?

I feel personally attacked by this

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I love it!

Who is he kidding?

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

I'm sorry, but I don't want any legal decisions based on bible verses. That is bullshit no matter how nice the quote is.

Here's some fruit.

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

That does not work with regular people!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Immigration Press Conference Was Disgraceful - Rolling Stone

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

When isn't it upsetting to hear her speak?

Today doesn't feel much different than yesterday.

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Is your left blinker on?

The Catning

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Here's mittens!

Tomorrow, there's a thing for my big birthday.

LEPeff comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Happy Birthday!

Meow...? I think we all know what this product is called.

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Can I pet it?

Normie meme for the day....

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Really? It's obviously upside down! Come on!

I may have missed something, but what's "hovered," as opposed to visited?

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Good question!

The Universe is Rad

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Wow, are you quoting Carl Sagan or Neil Degrass Tyson?

Give 'em a reason.

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

I think I can, I think I can, I know I can!

Don’t be that guy

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

#catgimp

Don’t be that guy

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Maybe the other cat has a really ugly face?

Eat the bread...

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Wait! There's fudge!

Returning the Shopping Cart

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

I wish more people were half as dedicated to putting their fucking shopping carts away!

Serpentine Belt Problem

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Great! Now I have to burn my car!

Lost His Balloon

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Kitty lost his friend!

If only we could do this.

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

If only it really worked that way!

Money is the Root of All Evil

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Then why am I both evil and broke?

Joy in the Office

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

That is a very insightful view!

Happy Wednesday!!! 🍷

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Sounds like a game plan!

So true. So very true.

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Do it right!

Mathematics.

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

I love it!

Like pissing in a river.

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Good point! I never thought of it like that.

The Three Wise Men?

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

What the hell is myrrh?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you pesky kids!!!!!

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

We're Rosanne and Paula Dean separated at birth?

facepalm..

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

I want to know you, biblically.

Who, besides your parents, had the biggest impact on your life?

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Jesus! Whenever I have an important decision to make I ask what would Jesus do and then I do something else.

SONVABICH.

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

COOL!

5 Jewish Synagogues in the U.S. Will Go Vegan for a Year

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Following a vegan diet also does not violate Jewish dietary laws, with the exception of passover.

Anyone here make it this far without getting a comment deleted?

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Do we get notified if our comments are deleted?

Will the real space cowboys please stand up? Best meme I saw today, couldn’t resist sharing! ?

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

He's out of his gorram mind!

Will the real space cowboys please stand up? Best meme I saw today, couldn’t resist sharing! ?

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

I love it!

Times sure change...

LEPeff comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Progress!

In America...

LEPeff comments on Jun 12, 2018:

What? We have an obesity problem?

Made me laugh

LEPeff comments on Jun 12, 2018:

It's a balancing act!

Help meeeee!

LEPeff comments on Jun 12, 2018:

I have more people telling me what to do as an adult than I ever had as a kid.

Lasting relationship

LEPeff comments on Jun 12, 2018:

True romance!

Dumbing Down of America

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Unfortunately he was right.

This meme comes in handy at times 🙂

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

I love it!

Salad is SO Funny!

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Being hungry is hilarious!

New addition to the family...

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

That is so cute!

Now you can fix something!!

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

She is goal directed!

I'd rather have Cheerios.

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

What if we skip breakfast an have a big plate of Flying Spaghetti Monster?

I disapprove of the death penalty.

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

There are far too many people on death row that have been exhonorated years or decades after the conviction.

bird is not keeping up

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Grover just got DARK!

More often that not, this stems to be true. Their true colors come out in time.

LEPeff comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Great points!

Hate to say I told you so....

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Vaccines are an evil plot by corporations to completely destroy genetic codes. Like the genetic codes in the small pox and polio viruses.

For the Bible told me so

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Too true!

The thought that counts

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Great point!

Alright ladies!

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I thought that I was special. :<(

Love this!

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Great story! I'm jealous!

And more than once because the first time around wasn't good enough.

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

What about night train?

Sending air hugs.. did you catch it?

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Back at you!

Taking the Scenic Route

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Two roads diverged in in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both...

Ahh back.

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

You're crazy! But cool!

Just kidding

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

That's the story of my life!

Someone Tell Her

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Did she stop by for a cold one?

The bottom line is that it promises free stuff.

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

This Marx deserves our adoration!

You folks think we could get a government grant to set up a service like this? Maybe franchise it?

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I love it!

Three words that frighten men

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

The horror! The horror!

I have nothing else to add.

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I stutter like that!

Technically speaking

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Remember the 5 1/4 floppies?

The Highway Patrol got a budget increase

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

True! I'm stealing this!

I don't know...I may take a bite...

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Deep frying must have hurt like hell!

My brother and I built some epic tents...epic...

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

That's all that matters!

My intentions were good.

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

It would be great to have Morgan Freeman narrate my life, but I know that would not work out. He doesn't say mother fucker enough. I'd need to have Samuel L Jackson do it.

Old dogs do not like new tricks

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

And that's why I spend 90 minutes each day licking my own genitals.

It had the virtue of never having been tried before

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Ugh!

Wait, I thought I was going to be on an MTV series?

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

At least he has a job!

My Office's HR Policy

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

That might be a way to make America great again! https://youtu.be/m-b76yiqO1E

For The Man Who Has Everything (including two things you don't want him using anymore)

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Could they open a franchise up here?

70s Black Sabbath is amazing! At least according to this old metalhead. :) [youtube.com]

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I love this song! Geezer's bass is amazing. The Primus cover with Ozzy doing the lyrics was great too.

I also have to remember to call that spicy scent “cinnamon”, not fireball...

LEPeff comments on Jun 10, 2018:

No matter what you're doing always strive to be the best at it!

Men these days...

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Most women are very respectful to me. They always want me to wear as much clothing as possible.

I don’t understand what they mean by “weird”...

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

True!

Wrong rays

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I love it!

Middle Names

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

It is mine!

Buckcherry - Crazy Bith (Video) - YouTube

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I love this song

For the ladies only

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

You can stomp on me!

I mean not me personally...

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

There are already too many dicks on Christian mingle.

Clearly taken out of context.

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

That was only one of their sins!

Maybe.

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Did you know that Jimi served in the 101st Airborne in Vietnam?

So I saw this and then got sucked into a rabbit hole on the googles checking it out.

LEPeff comments on Jun 9, 2018:

It's an East Coast versus West Coast thing. The Atlantic Ocean is a player hater!

I'm an asshole

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I wouldn't belong to any group that would accept me as a member- Groucho Marx

All of Us are Crazy!

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

That's what a loser would say!

Goat Ignores the Rules

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I didn't climb, the rest of the world dropped!