Shocking Revelation!

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Thank you for the complement!

Spelling is Critical!

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I'm stealing this!

That one time they let Spock look cool....

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

What did you say about my ears?

There.... i found the Messiahs

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I'm allergic to wholsomeness! They'll give me the hives.

Not sure that's what she meant, but kids has to learn sometime

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

You woke now you little shit?

As was foretold

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Communism isn't funny! Ok maybe a little!

How simple minds work

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Here is another option. https://youtu.be/0LZxelSc62Y

So this is the third day/night in a row I've had about nada sleep.

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I like watching documentaries at bed time. it works better than ambian and it doesn't make you racist!

I got my agnostic.com shirt in the mail today!!! Whoohoo!

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

CONGRATULATIONS!

Have you ever had this happen?

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I've always wanted to hijack a christian radio station and play some really obnoxious metal on it.

Parenting.

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I love it!

What are the chances?

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

They could carpool!

Open it up for Jesus!!

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Don't forget that yo mama opened up her legs for somebody.

On the pill

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

That's not an lol! That's a wtf

Yes. Yes you are

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Yes, you are very stupid!

Love you too, G-Pa!

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Something doesn't seem right

LEPeff comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Melonia does not seem as dejected as usual!

So, is anyone else glad that Moffat is done being the head writter of Doctor Who?

LEPeff comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Yeah, he lost his way with Capaldi, but I like what he did for most of Matt Smith's tenure.

For all my vegan friends

LEPeff comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Did it come with fava beans and a nice Chianti?

Time for God to be held accountable

LEPeff comments on Jun 7, 2018:

I love it!

Too much acid

LEPeff comments on Jun 7, 2018:

But did you get the job?

So my 16 year old, (who knows how to do everything,) used my iron to put a transfer on a hoodie.

LEPeff comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Good luck!

Good times....

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

You too could get your very own iron lung!

Classic, Thrash, and Modern

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

What about power metal? Sabaton or Amon Amarth?

Science Always!

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

But science is hard! It's easier to make shit up! Plus, smart people have an unfair advantage with science. Making shit up puts us on equal footing.

Turn up the volume!

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Great question!

Decisions decisions.

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

For camping at the Betty Ford clinic?

Duck Farts

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Frank, you're an asshole!

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Fuck it! I'm going home where I can drink, be naked, buy everything from Amazon and not have to deal with you assholes!

I couldn't resist....

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

More power to you!

Sounds legit...

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Sometimes I go out just to share! #cropdusting!

This meme was posted here a little while ago and I loved it, but I had to add one of my favorite ...

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

There is also this version. Seals and Crofts did not approve! https://youtu.be/MmE_Zek4e1o

Gee...does that look like...

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Damn, it looks dry as a desert! That ain't right!

Wi-fi humor.

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Brilliant!

Early plagiarism? ???

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Read the gospels critically and you will see that there are some significant differences between them. Surprising right?

He's there to save you :P

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

That's what they mean by allowing the Holy Spirit to enter you!?!

Hail Satan

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Have you ever had to listen to christian music? Talk about being in hell!

We're all the same

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

I've stolen this! I love it!

I'm not fussy, I want it all.

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

What more can you ask for?

What do you like to do that is traditionally considered feminine?

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

i like to cook and I'm pretty good at that, i love my kids and do a damned good job of taking care of them, i don't like to clean, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Freedom carries a price.

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

I don't have words suitable enough to show my gratitude for their sacrifice! Thanks for making this post!

They are everywhere.

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Now I have sympathy for the devil!

You might just NEED this one....

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Brilliant!

Don't tell your Dr.

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

I see a Darwin Award in her near future.

Talk about design flaw

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

The horse looks ecstatic!

Mental stability

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

True dat!

Nice Waterfall!

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

It really improved the mall's feng schway.

Bear Has Had Enough!

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

The bear handles that better than most people!

Play Pink Floyd

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Smart doggy!

Dog is Suspicious!

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

The dogs thinking "You're just doing this to fuck with me arn't you!"

Cool pups from the 60's

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Hippys!

Tinkerbell!

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Should I worry because that is a Disney movie that I'd really enjoy watching?

The liberals mythological hero is Robin Hood, steal from the rich, give to the poor.

LEPeff comments on Jun 6, 2018:

They claim to steal from the rich, but it's always the middle class that gets fucked.

So I've been told

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Yeah, well you were also told that it's worse here than it is in heaven.

Makes it easy on the gondolier!

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Art history.

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

You think those statues are harmless, but don' take your eyes off them. Don't look away, don't even blink!

://youtu.be/zK9dKUvQYbA

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I love it!

Today is my 53rd birthday.

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Have a great night!

Kitt, I need you...

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

You're my only chance to get laid!

Still smarter than those that seek to limit/destroy Constitutional acknowledgments of inherent human...

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I agree!

Found God?

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Brilliant.

Since i am a member here, Does this mean that i am a "Senator From Texas" like Ted Cruz? ;-)

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I hope you're not like Ted Cruz, he's the zodiac killer.

Who did this?? lol

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

You're so hard to buy a gift for!

Taco Tuesday Time

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

True, it would be a far better world if we gave each other tacos!

So much bullshit

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I'm sorry, but when trump dies we will all benefit.

The gs people do

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Where is the eye bleach!?!

Tell it like it is

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

That part always gets left out.

Modern technology!

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Gotta love technology!

White Rabbit and Alice

LEPeff comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Come with me if you want to live!

Is it really that hard for people to return the shopping cart to it's proper place ?

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

It pisses me off!

Two dyslexics walk into a bank...

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

https://youtu.be/BKaDCP-wKr8 I think this fits!

Cool tatt.... until

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I could get one of Doro in her Warlock days!

Finally! A true Metal Landslide.

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I love these memes!

DIFFERENCES --- I find this to be an accurate description:

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

That seems to be how it works!

Just posting to keep it classy around here

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Diarrhea might be one of the most effective defenses against groping!

If you actually know what this means, post it in the comments...lol

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I think it's supposed to be don't pee on me and tell me it's raining, i.e. Don't expect me to believe your lies.

Game time..

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Automatic planters for freedom seeds.

Don't bother me

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Thoughts and prayers!

Forgot this redneck

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

This is what I drive when the trucks been impounded and the camero is up on blocks.

Going for the wood

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I am Groot!

Would be great

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Brilliant!

I would like to know how many here dislike our current potus?

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I don't like him. I know we could have worse, but we could have better too.

This just ain't right

LEPeff comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Brilliant

People get tired

LEPeff comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Is your mouth tired?

Death hug....

LEPeff comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Don't fear the reaper!

Hmm...okay

LEPeff comments on Jun 3, 2018:

WTF?

Doctor he's not dead, I see a....

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Heart beet!

Lost puppy

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Dead puppy?

My daughter had this gem?

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

That sounds like a church I could enjoy!

That Flat Earther finally launched himself and lived.

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

That is unfortunate. I was hoping that he would prove that the earth is round and Darwin was right at the same time.

Switch it up.

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I love the idea of telling someone to go shit themselves.

I still use these in my car...

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Been there, done that, glad they're gone.

Honestly.

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

My social media presence if funnier and less stressed

"I'm offended" OK good for you, now sure we can discuss whether what I said is a genuine ...

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I love it!

How my ex felt. Everyday.

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Wow, a perfect description of married life!

Fairy tales are most certainly true and one should definitely believe in them without question, ...

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Just ask Steve Harvey!

Hi all.

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Fantastic post!

Ambien Side Effects

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Does Mel Gibson use that too?

Is that how the whole communion idea started?

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Bad savior

Shark is So Kind

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Good Samaritan!