Okay!! It's time!

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

Dead puppies arn't much fun!

Doggy payback

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

Man's best friend my ass!

Doggy payback

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

Evil dog!

Americanfirearms.org

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

Great quote and it is as true today as it was then!

Go ahead.. let's hear it.

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

Gray m&m

Hmm I see a problem

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

They were also hella good swimmers.

Dick pics in space....

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

Was that the first high tech dick pic?

Bob Ross memes are awesome...

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

I hope he paints it a picture.

It’s so hard to find the right person

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

Ask your mom!

Starskey and Hutch he's not.

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

That's one way to get to the second floor of the garage!

A 911 conspiracy theory. ..

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

Quick, shit on the floor!

Why are there so few Libertarian women?

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

Good question!

This always bothered me

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

They aren't good a flying airplanes either.

Hinduism is claimed to be a way of life as opposed to a religion

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

I cannot follow any religion that tells me eating a bacon cheese burger is a sin. Not Hinduism, not Judaism, not Islam, not veganism, not my doctor, not any of those crackpot religions.

Really smart people

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

I'd walk up to them and ask if they knew where the veal was.

Really smart people

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

Nature red in tooth and claw.

Don't take the bait...

LEPeff comments on May 25, 2018:

I've gotta tell you, church girls put out, but it's not worth in the long run.

Shoot straight from the hip..

LEPeff comments on May 25, 2018:

They hate when I do that at work.

FOR THOSE WHO CARE: Climax to the story: So.

LEPeff comments on May 24, 2018:

Good luck!

Hey! I'm at 48 hours without a cigarette! I nearly blew it last night after having a drink I wanted...

LEPeff comments on May 24, 2018:

Great job! Quitting smoking is the hardest thing I've ever done!

Ok, now please explain the problems in the Middle East

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

What a load of Bullshit!

It's either a or a myth

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Thor is way cooler than Jesus!

Good evening all.

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Thanks Spike!

More ClassicalArt memes

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Too cool!

Ever notice how Christians are always crying persecution, but are the main ones damning people to ...

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

I must admit that Christian heaven sounds pretty hellish to me.

Don't be cheating on your dog

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Pets get jealous.

Seems to close to cannibalism

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Bush meat!

Even Barney is getting tired of people's shit

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

I don't love him and he does not love me.

Bill's on Tinder

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Buffalo Bill is a one night stand.

It's not new

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Ain't that the truth!

Gun Ownership Rights: To my fellow group members, I hate having to put up this narrative in a ...

LEPeff comments on May 22, 2018:

You are making an excellent point that anyone with a decent knowledge of US history should understand. Thanks!

Demon possession? What’s your opinion on it?

LEPeff comments on May 22, 2018:

I'm a supporter.

With the changing views on gender indentity, are there certain expectations you’d like to see done...

LEPeff comments on May 22, 2018:

I can't handle a man bun. I'm ok with long hair, but not in a bun.

Warning rant ahead!!! My mother sent me this text: "Ahmed had told me that spot growing fast ...

LEPeff comments on May 22, 2018:

You could tell your coworker that you'll repent just before you die and your coworker should think about all the time she or he has wasted. That's doing religion the smart way!

I have an entire Facebook page related to anti-amish and other funny stuff. HMU if interested.

LEPeff comments on May 22, 2018:

But what will you do when the Amish see your posts?

This Scot is conflicted on global warning

LEPeff comments on May 22, 2018:

There might be a down side....

I'm sure they are participation trophies....

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

Damn, now I'm going to spend too much time trying to remember what movie this is from...Breaking Away?

Don't want to waste it!

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

Waste not want not!

The further adventures of Florida Man.

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

Can you blame the gator for defending itself from sexual assault?

Is anyone else loving the footage from Kilauea?

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

I understand completely and agree!

I wish the losing team would say this.

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

That's right! Fuck him!

Happy family

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

Think of the children!

Look into my eyes

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

But I feel like I've won!

I guess neither of you guys has any bread

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

They do, but you don't want to know how they carried it.

Hmmm.... Maybe

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Please don't miss your flight!

I wouldn't invite him either

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

The queen mother f-cker?

Can't wait for that one to come out

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Don't you hate to see people who peaked in high school!

Mike, I don't mind you being here, but might I ask why four individuals from the gun control group ...

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Very nicely said!

What a dick

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

He is a creepy mother and a child molester!

There must be some kind of way out of here...

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

There's too much confusion. I can't get no relief!

Good philosophy

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Words to live by!

Good old fashioned advice

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

True!

Again with the Walmart

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Scary true!

Whip it, whip it good..

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

This meme is just like a small child in a British hospital, it doesn't get old.

Hi!! Remember me?

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

That meme itself justifies the second amendment.

Watch out Jerry!!

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Lightning bolt mouse killer?

Uumm.... I'll wait

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Considering its 2018, that could even be the ladie's room.

Who knew? ..

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

I just hope they don't throw away the meat.

Sore losers

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Poor loser.

Unappreciative dogs

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

That's an in need of rescue dog!

I'm thinking about it

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

I thought about it a lot!

Highway to Hell..

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Don't even blink!

It’s hard not to be honest with people sometimes

LEPeff comments on May 19, 2018:

I'm the same way.

Ummmmmmmm.....

LEPeff comments on May 19, 2018:

The dead are all equal.

Do you know the rapper from the 80s and early 90s turned tv actor Ice T?

LEPeff comments on May 19, 2018:

I've seen that documentary and I think it's great. The stereotype is that the second amendment and civil rights for minority groups are incompatible, Ice T proves that is wrong. People say that armed citizens cannot stand up against a corrupt government, but the Deacons for Defense have proven that to be false also.

Plastic backpacks/book bags

LEPeff comments on May 19, 2018:

I think clear plastic bags or back packs are a good idea.

Agree or disagree?

LEPeff comments on May 19, 2018:

His definition of violence is very different from mine. I think he might benefit from buying a dictionary. By equating violence with people identifying with groups he is building a case for silencing people who have views that are different from his. Any one who is different from him is by definition violent, if you follow his logic. I won't conform to his demands. If he really wants to shut me up I'm more than willing to give him first hand instruction in what true violence is. It would be very enlightening for him.

Oh .......

LEPeff comments on May 19, 2018:

The last British marriage I was interested in was the wedding of River Song. .

S&M Elmo date night

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

I doubt that Elm is really afraid. He is used to having an arm pushed up to the elbow in his ass.

Someone in the gun control group just asked what could be done about the mass shootings in the US.

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

We don't want to do anything at the individual level. Please have the government come up with a magic solution for us.

Well well well...

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

Her wish come true?

Once upon a midnight dreary...

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

The cat sprang around with its claws ready and quote the Raven never more!

They don't call them Jesus freaks for nothing

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

I'm a dirty savior.

Oh .......

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

The car accident thing did not work out so well.

Trump vs Obama

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

Are you saying that everyone who didn't like Obama is racist? No one could disagree with his policies for any other reason than race? I'm not saying that there are not racists who hated Obama and that there arn't racists who love Trump, but to say that everyone who had an ideological objection to Obama's policies is a racist is wrong.

Yesterday I received a check for a class action settlement with WCA (trash pickup).

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

You could use it as a down payment on a pack of gum.

Who is your childhood celebrity crush?

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

Jody Foster!

It's not okay....

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

I agree completely!

Not even close

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

I say he's a liar.

Excellent article from The Federalist.

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

That is the way it's supposed to be, but not the way it usually works out.

Excellent article from The Federalist.

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

That is the way it's supposed to be, but not the way it usually works out.

Roughly translated....

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

I'm glad she's teaching her daughter good family values.

To the goddamn prudes who keeps flagging posts and comments: form your own goddamn meme's group for ...

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

It's like going to a strip club and complaining about nudity.

I disagree. Being an atheist is rebellion..

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

Sorry Vince, I have to disagree with you!

I’m going to England for Business School!

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

Good luck!

Here's a dick dropper...

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

But my nightmares live on!

Harder harder

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

It never gets old!

Words to live by

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

this is a really good thing for people to keep in mind.

Do you have a specific movie, TV show, or commercial you quote from on a regular basis?

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

Find an opportunity to watch Hamlet and make a check mark every time you hear a comment you recognize. You might be amused.

Do you have a specific movie, TV show, or commercial you quote from on a regular basis?

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

Firefly

It take lots of work!

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

If you think my stomach shrinking was impressive, you should see what happened to my cock!

Uh oh, guys

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

What is better than the prince of peace sharing love...of brutality.

Iceage - Pain Killer (feat. Sky Ferreira) - YouTube

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

https://youtu.be/UJ4Nel-aHZM This is more my speed

Toy bad taste! (I've never liked Kool-Ade!)

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

Refreshingly evil!

Lost puppy :(

LEPeff comments on May 15, 2018:

Dead puppy?

My daughter mocked my custom phone/GPS holder.

LEPeff comments on May 15, 2018:

When I was in the army we had a term for that. We called it field expedient. Great job!

What common things never happen to you?

LEPeff comments on May 15, 2018:

I've never been skiing, or pregnant, or tattooed

Ok I've had it with the cost of cigarettes.

LEPeff comments on May 15, 2018:

Quitting smoking is really hard, but worth it! I know you can do it!

Khakis....

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

What a cofeve!

They say that this week....

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

True dat!