Science stuff.

LEPeff comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I love it! That is the greatest molecule ever!

Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.

LEPeff comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I served in the US Army Reserve I am a Republican I used to live in Russia.

This meme nailed it

LEPeff comments on Apr 18, 2018:

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to Hang a picture of Jesus! I stole that joke.

Inquiring minds...

LEPeff comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I thought that he focused on omnipotent optomology.

Why do I laugh so hard? I hurt myself.

LEPeff comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'm a naughty savior!

We need to stop putting our nose where it doesn't belong....

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Too true!

Have we really evolved that much from when these signs were out on display here in America?

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Too true.

Batnun.. nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana batnun

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I'll bet he got sidetracked while going after the Penguin!

What else could it be???

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Brilliant!

Of course not.. the brain capacity doesn't reach out that far

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Yeah, sure. By love, do you mean set them on fire?

I just got antibiotics for a bacterial infection.

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Good luck!

Meanwhile in London at No.10... he has the courage to speak for the Whole nation.

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Such eloquence!

Highly Trained Killers

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Where can I get that book? Asking for a friend.

I have finally stopped smoking. Now let's see if this last awhile.

LEPeff comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Great Job! Quitting smoking is probably the hardest thing that I've ever done. Just keep at it! I'm proud of you!

Really not

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I can't tell and no one else lived through it.

Make up no needed.

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I got thrown out of the photo studio the last time I tried to get those!

First World Salvation--Amen! I'm talking to you professional sports players.

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sounds fair!

Puns of mine...

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It's da bomb!

Word to the wise

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Good luck with that!

Watch Out There

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Welcome to Pennsylvania!

Seeing the sights!

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Brilliant!

Mouse....??

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

There are doughnuts in the picture?

I usually love the weather we have in Buffalo .

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

We have a storm warning here in north pa too.

Good advice

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Took you long enough to get here!

OK! To take our mind's off the current glitch, More Porcine Party!

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

But it is undiluted by logic or common sense.

To continue the theme...

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I love the Pig!

CoffeeWithJesus Goodmorning HappySunday

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Jesus is much more relatable than I thought he would be!

Don't put a "D" in your mouth

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

It would be sad if he choked on it!

Bill, this is for you.. again

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

It's too dark to put the keys in my ignition, and the the morning sun has yet to climb my hood ornament, and before to long I might see those flashing red lights, look out mama 'cause I'm comin' home tonight. I think I'll roll another number for the road. - Neil Young

Sometimes....if you listen to a song and visualize the lyrics....

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Poor John!

My peeps...'cause that's how I roll...

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Looks like a wild crowd.

Going to the zoo

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

It's a good thing there was plexiglas in place or that chimp would have ripped off her face.

How to wear a tie 101

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Smart Kid!

Punny? You decide...

LEPeff comments on Apr 15, 2018:

This makes me regret that Hell doesn't exist!

Meat group.... and then some!

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You gonna eat that?

I wish I could put the right half on a dart board

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I can't take it, the fake hair and artificial skin tone, and then there is the doll

My sister just posted this in a wholesome way.... am I just that much of pervert?

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You are a trend setter!

Classic Ben Carson

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Aliens could never put anything up Ben Carson's ass. His head takes up too much space.

Do you get visits from missionaries often?

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Not often. They doesn't share most of my positions!

Interesting twist on this one. Trekie all the way.

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Serenity! Brown coats unite!

The farce is strong...

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I agree Yoda, I agree!

But, please, be my guest...

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I wish Mr.Naik would test the law of gravity by jumping out of a tall building.

This is the biggest reason...

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I agree!

Science cat strikes again...

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Captain, I canna change the laws of physics!

Decisions decisions... oh that's easy.

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I wish there was that section in the greeting card isle

Opps wrong plumbing..

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

But does she identify as a dog?

I hear that stuffs in everything!

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I remember when Penn and Teller were getting petitions signed to have this substance banned.

I hear that stuffs in everything!

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

They even find it in baby formula and milk!

How I feel about Pluto and sentences....

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You're making Neil Degrass Tyson cry! Are you happy now?

Psycho on a leash

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

What if God encourages you to kill other people because they have different beliefs? Oh wait that's what happens every day.

When read at all, actually.

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

True dat!

Just because

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

My grandfather died peacefully surrounded by loved ones, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the car!

I can quit anytime!

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Can we refer Eric?

Self proclaimed "Flamboyant Liberal Queer". I find it ironic.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I don't blame anyone who is of age, mentally healthy and not a criminal for owning a firearm. If the gun owner is part of a group that has traditionally been oppressed and targeted by others it makes sense that they would want to protect themselves.

More dark dankness

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I have imaginary acquaintances, but they only acknowledge me when that absolutely have to.

Another meme for the Meme King!

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

We need to make communism universal, that way we won't be isolated in our depression, we will have plenty of company.

Woohoo!! It's Friday night!! What are your big plans for the weekend?

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Judo with the Kids and Karate with them on Sunday!

Jason for President

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Jason can't speak, which makes him an upgrade over the one we have now.

Are you about a size 14?

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Do people who are size 14 fit best in your trunk?

It must be made out of plastic.

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

That makes perfect sense!

He's got a point! & a gun...

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

You get more cooperation with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word.

Wanna ?

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

Zuckers!!!

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you been bad or good and he'll block you content if he does not agree with the sentiment behind it.

I’m just complaining a little bit, lol.

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Every time I think about work I drink, does that count?

CW!!! A TBT Content Warning!!!

LEPeff comments on Apr 12, 2018:

And they say that romance is dead!

What’s your views on the death penalty laws?

LEPeff comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I'm generally against it because our legal system screws up too often, but I have what I call the Gacy/Dahmer exception. If you have over a dozen people who were buried under your house while you lived there or if you have human body parts in your fridge and/or freezer you should be executed.

Which Ass Are You?

LEPeff comments on Apr 12, 2018:

That chart says I'm a clever one, but the best I can hope for is smart ass!

Should we have intelligence thresholds for voting?

LEPeff comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I think we gave the whole representative democracy thing a fair shot, but it obviously isn't working. Anarchy anyone?

Not a meme...my s.i.l and grandson. Caught this 40lb this past weekend

LEPeff comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Impressive!

Destroy the bible belt

LEPeff comments on Apr 12, 2018:

God hates trailer parks.

The resemblance is uncanny!!!!!

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I think they make him wear that collar to keep him from licking himself in public.

The T cell Virus

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I pity the fool who gets sick!

Who's your favourite Doctor and why?

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

My favorite is Tom Baker! I loved the Gothic stories. Matt Smith is my favorite out of the new batch, but I have high hopes for the new Doctor!

The t-Rump Zone....

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Not the first, might be the last.

metoo ...the struggle is real....

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

And watch him do the same thing to my girlfriend right in front of me.

So there's this.... ;-)

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Welcome to the club, now get to the back of the line.

Back to nature.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

It looks much more environmentally friendly

Probably need to think of something more practical

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I'm a shaolin monk and I'll fuck you up if you don't hire me?

Someone's been notty

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Is that elf from the shelf doing blow on a ho?

My plans for the weekend...

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I think the punishment is more severe than that when they find the hookers in your trunk.

He's really just a piker...

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I don't think Vader touches little kids! You're right, he is bush league compared to the others.

Enjoy, hopefully

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That was the last time I won anything,

On the flip side of the last question: who's your /least/ favourite companion?

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Clara was bad, but Bill is fairly awful too.

You've changed, brah...

LEPeff comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Maybe it was someone else?

Made it to Level 8 - woohoo! Only 150,000 points to go to get to Level 9!

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Congratulations!

I don't even know how to describe this one

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Why not?

When snapchat gets real

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Bow wow wow wow yippee yo yippie yay!

I'm seriously thinking about going on the DASH diet . Anybody have any advice ?

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I think you look great as you are!

Cunts on the road...

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

What about proctologists?

Little bedtime story...

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Sounds like someone got release at the end.

Bible belt conservatives! Yuck! He sees me shower and undress too I guess.

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I understand why he'd want to

Bad taste Encouraged. The beginning

LEPeff comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Evil! I love it!

Or aliens or whatever...

LEPeff comments on Apr 9, 2018:

He probably does, what's it to me?

Earworm...

LEPeff comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Stupid Brain!

Housing for All?

LEPeff comments on Apr 9, 2018:

And complain that it isn't as nice as his tacky penthouse.

Ahh light-hearted humour!!! Just two things !

LEPeff comments on Apr 9, 2018:

That sounds horrible and painful.

Holy Mother of .......

LEPeff comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Do you remember the exorcist?

Smart aleck, moi?

LEPeff comments on Apr 9, 2018:

That makes you both pagans.

What is Love?

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more!

This might be the worst thing I've ever posted.

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

What a shocker!