First grade class picture.

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Village of the Damned?

@Blindbird, a little advice here!

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Proper food prep is important!

Really bad news from the music business, very sad.

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Tragedy!

Why would they throw out a delicious baby?

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I hate to see people waste good food like that!

It finally happened

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I don't know! (3rd base)

I will be 99 years old.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

What to do on that date?

... If I had friends.

LEPeff comments on Apr 8, 2018:

If you'd stop putting their bodies into your trunk maybe you'd have more friends Eric!

Savage in life... Savage in death...

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Brilliant!

Context and syntax are both important...

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

It's not water boarding if they use diesel fuel!

JamaIca man mIssed

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I wish cancer didn't exist!

StandIng on her head

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I love yoga! It's so...spiritual, yeah that's the word.

Captain, we're being followed

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

There appears to be a body in the trunk!

Where did the time go?

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That really bugs me!

Is that any way to talk to your son?

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I forgot one time and see what I got!

Have to keep up with the times

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Just imagine what having Vicks on your junk would feel like! Ugh!

Ain't going to get it done

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Sad, but true!

No we want the max because we deserve it

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

The minimum is still unacceptably high!

You old AF if you get this....

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

One of these days Alice!

A student's words

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That's who I want to make decisions for me!

Gave out a lot of hints..

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I should get that printed on a tee shirt.

This particular religion does have my interest.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Ramen!

April 6th.

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Maybe there is a god, and he's evil?

Nobody puts Pope Frankie in a corner....

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Is that to keep him from licking himself?

This new med works great...

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

And rogain's new purpose was discovered.

Unfortunately, true...

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

But unlike street drugs, this supports a legitimate business so our government infrastructure supports it.

Well that explains why no one can define it as the same thing.

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

True!

May have to delay that Michigan trip...

LEPeff comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Feels like it this year!

I used to like hippos. Not so much anymore

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

She has more hair on her belly than I do.

Detroit's finest

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Did any involved in the Flint water scandal get arrested?

How long until she strangles him?

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Not soon enough.

Oh look, she's trying out for a scene on WD

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Maybe the prayers from the rest of us were answered and that's why she has cancer!

Your daily dosage of the "Good and loving Christian."

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Isn't that how most Christians are conceved?

I'll be in the men's room...if anyone needs me.

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Home can be that way too!

When you try to help someone but they are narcissitic asshats obssessed with someone they barely ...

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

The last one is my favorite!

Mystery solved....

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Technically, are penguins dinosaurs? How disappointing!

Those who can do. Those who can't teach... Those who can't teach, teach theology.

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

They want to have kids in a very different way.

Sometimes, it's all about the spaces in between.

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Brilliant!

Stripper Penguins that's what!

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Unless a lot of them are doing it at the same time, how can you tell that there are more than one doing it? They all look the same! Is that racist against penguins?

Golden Showers

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That would scare me, but if there really was a God I don't think I'd be going to heaven anyway.

Wait'll they get a load of this!

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

....and that is the reason that we know the world is banana shaped.

Serious Post.

LEPeff comments on Apr 5, 2018:

If the only way they can access the net at home is through wifi unplug the router when you can't closely supervise the child's web use.

Yes I'm sure this would really happen to me.

LEPeff comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Great Post!

I am curious what others think: If life were discovered on another world (planet, moon, comet, ...

LEPeff comments on Apr 5, 2018:

They deny evolution here because it doesn't fit in their world view. I'm sure that many of them would deny alien life too. Or claime it's demonic.

Must be his day off...

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

At least he's being honest in this meme!

I could have a stomach bug too. No one even checked me for that.

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Good luck!

Just saying...

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

It's Jesus' Mercedes, I just drive it for him!

That's nuts

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Is that how peanut butter is made?

What's your zodiac sign ?

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I stay away from falling rock and danger signs. Does that count?

MLK's Last Speech - YouTube

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I like everything that you show me!

Making g:31 Dank Again.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Dark memes are like....

Did you ever see a hearse go by?

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I want to be stuffed!

Who needs H&R Block??? Or Geico???

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Where is the French Revolution when you need it? Could we send them to Pol Pot's Cambodia?

Patience is a virtue I do not possess.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

That's my motto!

The USS tRump looks like a par 3...

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Our tax dollars at work!

A great idea for those who are still in the closet....

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Thank God!

Life this morning in New York

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

My life!

Give a hoot....

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

That's what I've wanted to do at the end of most of the romantic relationships I've been in.

Who’s coming with me?

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Have you considered how truly awful heaven almost certainly is? If it existed that is.

See someone somewhere

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

It's good to be wanted!

Gee sounds famIlIar

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

And millions of dogs believed it!

I don't understand why people have to pick apart every post I make here.

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I like your posts.

When you meet up with one of your boys that you thought you lost after a night of drinking...

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I got so hammered!

When you meet up with one of your boys that you thought you lost after a night of drinking...

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I got so hammered!

Ned from sImpsons

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Jesus is watching you... And touching himself while he does it.

That would be my answer

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

And fuck both of you, fuck you very much!

Creepy mother f

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Is that Tulsa Okalahoma? Oral had said that there was a 900 foot Jesus running around there.

@EricTrommater! Do we have to send you to sensitivity training, again?

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Is unifying everyone against me a team building exercise?

Has anybody seen Jim Jeffries FREEDUMB?

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Yes, great show!

One for Blindbird

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Brilliant!

We all do things to pass the time at work....like Jenga.

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Brilliant!

Simpsons Hentai here I cum....

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Is that good, bad, or ugly?

More parents just not understanding....

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I guess you didn't call Papi.

When people ask my why my memes got darker after my twin brother's suicide.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I don't have the words. Sorry.

The Beatles

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Often imitated, never duplicated!

Look at the flowers on the back of the bike - how does this situation arise?

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

That is exactly the reason why I need a truck!

Too late a hero....

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Are you going to eat that?

Now that's dedication.

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

He needed to ensure that he was properly anesthesized.

Parents just don't understand....

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

What do dark memes and kids with cancer have in common? They don't get old.

...but can I find a dank meme and repost it!

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I resemble this remark too!

Today's seven dwarves

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

What about snippy?

Body dysmorphia.

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I used to see that and then the doctor changed my meds. Who said that reality is always an upgrade?

Fits the orange one, and his followers, to a T!

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Beautiful, just Beautiful!

Survived dentist and pain is gone whoohoo!

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Fantastic!

Totally the End Times Post Apocalyptic Easter Island

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

But how did they move the eggs there man?

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LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I loved it!

When you run out of possum memes.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

For more important scientific information Google Llamas in hats.

Well, if they are dumb enough to eat laundry detergent.....

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I cannot state in words how much I love this meme!

Military hand gestures explained

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Turn around bright eyes!

I had no idea these guys were so cool!

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Must be a big scary one considering the heat they've got pointe at it.

Happy Easter Fools! The perfect combo holiday.

LEPeff comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I watched Life of Brian.

Hold it - I'm confused?

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Could he feed poor zombies, please!

Well, almost entirely

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

And sometimes without caffeine.

Happy Resurrection Day everyone!! Not to mention the awesomeness of April Fool's Day simultaneously...

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I got my 15 year old son to look for Easter eggs.

Yep. Still reading the bug book.

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

You don't use bug spray on number 5. You use a shotgun or a flamethrower.

Mwuahahahaha [bbc.com]

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I'm glad Chris is ok!

Ah the wonderful world of rodentia.

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I love a good cat meme!

So, how is everyone else spending Easter/Passover?

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I'm watching the perfect Easter movie, the Life of Brian!

I am really enjoying that Easter Sunday is on April Fool's Day this year! ;)

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Later I'm going to watch Life of Brian to commemorate the day!

This is what we're up against folks.

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

So when people say stupid shit everyone should lose their right to free speech? If we want to make sure kids are safe we should outlaw cars and cell phones and prescription meds and fast foods and and and...bullshit! Let's try to look at the facts and use logic. There is less gun violence now than there was in the 1980's.

Excellent five good reasons.

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

What about extremely late term abortion?