Jesus loves???

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

The Holy Spirit came upon him!

Check this out. [facebook.com]

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

WTF!

Oh shit no !!!!!!!!

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

To quote Chef "lick on my chocolate salty balls! Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!"

Feeling smug in my t-shirt and festive snapchat filter today.

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Great Picture!

Moby?... Like the whale?

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage!

Go Cap. You can do it

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

My hero!

Must everything be ruined...

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Those shoes are a perfect analogy for faith.

When you put it that way..... Easter doesn't sound so bad.

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Anyone want some chocolate salty balls?

... Loser!

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Does that dog have a license?

Morning poetry....

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

And the windows of her soul cried out "Stalker! You are not supposed to come within 500 yards of my soul!"

Happy Weekend! [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

This is one of my favorite scenes ever!

This baker nails it

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I'd clap, but that seems wrong.

I million likes on Facebook

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Don't you remember what we did to you the last time?

Seems fair to me :-)

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Do you want to?

A toothache.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Walk in clinic?

Williem Dafoe

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

William Dafoe is my hero! He was Jesus!

I'm the one saying haha

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

And we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun!

Always entertaining, but rarely good

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

People who think they know me believe that I don't have a filter, but if they knew what was going through my mind before I said a word, they'd really freak out.

In case of emergency, crack open a can

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Great idea!

I'm putting this info about me out to you, the Conservative Atheists, because I think I belong here.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I share most of your views except for torture. Welcome aboard.

Hoping this isn't a repost!! Easter Cookies.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Don't worry, this meme does not get old!

Why Ohio??

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Now my feelings are hurt! LOL

Ye ol peep hangout.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

This makes his sacrifice so much sweeter.

Next time you’re at a pet store....

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Brilliant!

Nice hand placement with that mannequin.. just keeping it real.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Even mannequins hate wegies!

Terminator & Jesus... The greatest action story ever told. [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I love it!

Attack of the Peepasaur

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

But Godzilla, what will that do to your diabetes?

Nailed It ... ;)

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That never gets old!

Are you a "hint" dropper in life/relationships?

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I hope I don't do that. I think it's passive/aggressive as f--k!

Mini Vent: Yesterday I threw a fit because one of my patients hadn't been up out of bed in over a ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Wouldn't it be be great if you could take the credit every positive thing that happens in the universe while being able to avoid the blame for any of the infinite shitty things that happen in the world every day?

What is your biggest fear?

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Fear itself, oh and snakes too, can't forget snakes.

Granny’s voyeurism is getting out of control.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Grannies likes what she sees.

I think I have to stay away from Facebook this weekend.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

He is risen...is that why people find him on toast?

When war is an art...

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That is so zen!

Disney ruins everything... Even Easter.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I loved it!

Me too Grandpa... Me too.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You still do drugs at that age. The good news is that insurance covers them. The bad news is that they arn't as much fun and are far more dangerous than the street drugs you used to do.

...or memes.

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

He is a creepy looking mo fo.

The best part...

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

I can't believe I ate the whole Jesus

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Good question!

Hope I didn't steal this from here. Only cool people will get this

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Excuse me while I kiss the sky!

Oh my!!!!❤️??

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

The yellow brick road sounds like more fun than it used to be.

Really, get over it...

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

So when you yell "oh f--k" you are not referring to an actual f--k.

Careful with this one.. no jumping the gun.

LEPeff comments on Mar 30, 2018:

At least there are directions on where to go to find it.

Once upon a tIme

LEPeff comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Still happens everyday.

Anyone watching Jesus Christ Superstar Sunday?

LEPeff comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I'll probably TiVo it. I'm an athesist, but that doesn't mean I don't watch entertainers who have faith.

Just got asked what atheists do on Easter.

LEPeff comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I'll probably bake a ham for dinner if I can't find a baby to cook.

I laughed at this one today. I'm going to hell. Lol.

LEPeff comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Sounds better than the plans I have!

Well, it is (what's so dang)Good Friday... [youtube.com]

LEPeff comments on Mar 30, 2018:

This is one of my all time favorites!

Sometimes it's mandatory

LEPeff comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I think that it's nice that you're willing to share.

Clown on clown on clown violence...

LEPeff comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Makes Insane Clown Posse seem tame.

What time do you wake up?

LEPeff comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I usually wake up at 5:45 every day even though I could sleep in later on the weekends anyway.

Finally a toy that will prepare children for real adult life...

LEPeff comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That is my work life!

Thou art aged AF if thou getest this meme...

LEPeff comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Raise your horns, raise them up to the sky, we will drink to glory tonight!

Who cares?

LEPeff comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Wash!

Jesus wtf?

LEPeff comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Bob replies "Thank you Jesus!"

Aw, just spit it out, already...

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

And those of us who have read the bible know that Jesus does not like pussy!

Just ladies? Just askin'...

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Is this advocating that women become lesbians?

Video proof! [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Great Job!

Christians love the song Amazing Grace, but has anyone really listened to the demeaning words in it?

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Of course. Most abusive relationships are based on the individual with power demeaning the subservient partner. Religion is the same, but on a grander scale.

Neapolitan, my favorite!

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

What a shocker!

Clearly King Arthur went to a French website..... Could he not tell by the outrageous French accent?

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Now go or I will taunt you a second time!

What are the rules here? Keep it sort of clean? Lol...

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Not in my house unfortunately!

The walk of shame..

LEPeff comments on Mar 27, 2018:

How do you know they are her's?

Should I stay or should I go?

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Not to be too much of a wet blanket, but have you healed enough from your operation to go out into shitty weather waiting for hours in a rowdy crowd to see that ass? I hate to think that you got sick on account of him.

Hate the Sin

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

But what if I hate them because of their bigoted beliefs?

While we're at radishes....

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I like Coleslaw!

Sounds about right.

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It's much more difficult to shit on a freshly washed car as a person, but also more rewarding!

I think this might be a lil offensive

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Hopefully it was the classic roast beef and not the beef and cheddar.

Another round of offense

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Evil, but funny!

Tattoo don't lie...

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

This young lady probably shouldn't procreate anyway. She has a good plan.

It only seems fair....

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Good point!

I'm not saying they are all pedophiles but....

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

And calling them Papi is even worse!

Whose with me? We can tie inflatable sheep on strings to them....

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

50% of llamas in hats are homicidal sociopaths. Google it if you don't believe me. You have been warned.

867-5309... Ask for Jenny.

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Jenny, I got your number. I want to make you mine! 867-5309

Neighbors!

LEPeff comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I do the same thing.

My entire agnostic.com experience.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Too true and F you Gru.

Gotta loose that weight man. Whatever it takes.

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Can you get some that's gluten free?

Jeebus was NOT a zombie

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Thank you for the clarification!

It's Zombie Jesus week...and for my lapsed Jewish friends.

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Best Passover meme ever!

Sign me up!

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

If photoshop can do that I would not stop at my abs!

And also how to tolerate the smell of poop.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The smell of poop is far from the worst thing that you will deal with as a parent.

Be afraid... Be very afraid...

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Brilliant Idea from great moments in sociopathy!

If I were also physically attractive it would just be unfair.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I resemble that remark too!

Ha!

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Can I have the baby after it's born? I'd like to have a special dinner.

Could you consider someone a real friend, if you've never met them in person?

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Yes! I think that getting to know someone is more important than seeing them face to face, but it's always a plus to get to meet them in person.

President Trump takes credit for the booming US economy, but the numbers aren't on his side.

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Since when did he ever let the truth get in the was of trump congratulating himself?

The good old days or the present?

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I don't think that there ever really were good old times. I think that nostalgia helps to fool ourselves into thinking the past was better than it was.

Jesus christ action figures!!

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

You know that there will never be a thoughts and prayers action figure, because thoughts and prayers is the opposit of action.

Single and ready to...

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I understand how that works!

This one had me lmfao.

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Maybe that was the original intention.

I found this one and it was one I liked. I hope you like it too.

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

It's a great pick!

LMAO on this one. Grammar Nazis might like it too.

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

And she cooks too!

Pour me another cup of coffee... [facebook.com]

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I can quit any time.

Sarcastic?? Not here....lol [facebook.com]

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

Whatever you say, dear... [facebook.com]

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I had a cat that sounded like a crying baby when ever she was in the car.

Well, I try... [facebook.com]

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Too Cool!

I am sometimes surprised at the level of honesty here.

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Thanks!

Not funny at all!...

LEPeff comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That is an excellent idea!

It's totally okay to absolutely stuff yourself if you're eating salad, right?

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I just did the same thing.

Facebook summed up

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Other people should read and think about this post!