Well, the kitchen is clean; the dishes are washed; I am tuckered out.

Lavergne comments on Mar 7, 2019:

"Laissez les bon temps roulez"..... ;)

HE'S IN LOVE (and we're all gonna die) - Randy Rainbow Song Parody [youtube.com]

Lavergne comments on Mar 7, 2019:

This is hilarious (sad.....but hilarious)!

Making Walt proud!

Lavergne comments on Mar 7, 2019:

sooooo sad! ;)

So moving.

Lavergne comments on Mar 7, 2019:

There you have it...... ;)

Stop!.

Lavergne comments on Mar 7, 2019:

ohhhhh.....that is sooooo bad. :) ;)

Lawrence’s Last Word: Lindsey Graham’s Latest Humiliation | The Last Word | MSNBC [youtube.

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Lindsey needs to retire and go home and drink mint juleps and play golf..... He's one of the biggest hypocrites in congress right now.

I'd wash his back. Hell, I'd even go so far as to wash his front.

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Sounds reasonable to me...

Growing up did you ever take piano lessons or other instruments and how good were you?

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I took piano lessons in the 7th grade.....they were cancelled after the 3rd lesson. The poor piano teacher contracted spinal meningitis. I didn't bother to try to find another teacher cause by then I realized I sucked.

Just a suggestion?

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Definitely a suggestion... ;)

Had to put my childhood cat down.

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

So sorry to hear that...it always hurts no matter how old we get or how many times we've had to deal with it. :(

Once you reach a certain age.....?

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

This is sooooooooo true! And I'm there!!! ;)

It's interesting how the Kremlin felt it necessary to weigh-in on the investigations into 45's ...

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

You nailed it......they have figured out how utterly compliant trump is to all of their "suggestions". Which is exactly what you expect from someone who is looking to curry favor in exchange for potential real estate deals in the only countries that will still consider bankrolling his projects. I wonder if he realizes that if and when they actually do a deal together - and he tries to stiff them like he's done to so many times in the past - that they will not slink away into the night. There will be a mysterious case of poisoning or a sudden heart attack...should be interesting to watch things play out. ;)

You might understand even if you're in a similar profession...

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

oh the stories I could tell....... aaaaccccckk

Had a serious craving for a tostadas!

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

looks good....

Get the tissues

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

funny...... ;)

Brigitte is thee essence of cuteness.

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Yes she is...

A woman has a problem with her closet door, it was falling out every time a bus was passing by.

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

That's hilarious!

I have previously mentioned how I was an ugly kid and went through not being loved very much by my ...

Lavergne comments on Mar 6, 2019:

ewwwwwww......that is really bad! ;) :(

Keep it or sell it?

Lavergne comments on Mar 5, 2019:

aacckkkkk........of course keep it!!! Different finish - tho.

Hahahahaha! Could be worse!

Lavergne comments on Mar 5, 2019:

now that's funny......

What would they kill you for?

Lavergne comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Being a witch....

But her bark is as bad as her bite

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

tooo funny!

Keith Flint from Prodigy dead [mirror.co.uk]

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

just ain't diggin the nose ring.... those things gross me out. :(

Nobody's Fool (1994) Paul Newman at his best with an outstanding supporting cast.

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I love everything Paul Newman did.....

One relaxed kitty! This is Mei.

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

and this is why we train to develop really strong kidneys and bladders, etc etc

"Hello?

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

This might just qualify as karma... ????

Please pass the wings.

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Funny! (and probably true)

All these people going on and on, and thanking "god" that they survived the tornadoes.

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

IKR? I guess they think Lucifer is in charge of weather related disasters.... ;) lol

Is it Friday yet?

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Also, some people work on Saturdays and Sundays and are off during the week.....so .......its all relative! ;)

It's all true.

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Me too.....

My ex-wife used to tell me that I was a lousy lover, but I never wanted to believe that.

Lavergne comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Now that's funny! ;)

Think I need to get folding ??

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

groannnnnn.....please don't remind me. Mother nature is such a bitch.

Just saw this on FB.

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Love it.....funny as hell! ;)

Late 60's had some good tunes.

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

#10 and #17....

That's SERIOUSLY bad!

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

oooooh.....that's gotta be a literal pain in the ass.... ;)

I’m seriously Taco Bell needs to ease up on how they season the meat.?

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Ewwwwwwww...... must be all that MSG. No wait.....that's chinese food. ?????

Does anybody know about air-fryers?

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Am considering whether or not to buy one - so keep the "reviews" coming....

Stolen from FB

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I got the message - will definitely plan on staying home tomorrow with the cat and drinking wine. Piece of cake.....

Did you ever watch this TV show? I remember seeing it a couple times.

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Yup.....I do remember this one.

rulea are rules

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Now that's funny.....

I need to be medicated???

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Why have I never thought about that rationale? ;)

So true, so true ???

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

The bitter cold is moving this way - the next couple of days will be sunny but very cold here. I think I will be saying the same thing this pretty kitty is saying..... ;)

I am old ??

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

YES! YES! YES!

I may be sleep-deprived; but, i found this way funnier than i should. 911?

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

for me...the operative word was "deranged". I understand he's a huge trump supporter...'nuff said. ;)

Better to be lucky than good:

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Got that right! ;)

I don't know if this was posted before but...it's so funny!

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Love it....

Hot Italian sausage links, cut and pulled apart, seared in olive oil with onions and red pepper.

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Sounds good - we do something very similar. Sweet Italian sausage links - cut into chunks - tossed in a skillet with sauteed onions, garlic and green peppers - EVOO of course - and then precooked tortelinni tossed in at the end - a little chicken broth if needed to keep it all "juicy". The variations are endless - and I'm sure all of them are good. ;)

Fine art revisited [powerfulmind.co]

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

now that's funny....

Time to get your glad rags on, we need milk!! ?

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

well yeah - because the WalMart dress code is sooooo high....right?

If you don't know how to do it.................................................

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Love those trees....

Fucking Passwords Create a password.

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I am still laughing.......this is soooo freakin' funny. and soooooo true! :)

Just joining. Why am I looking for younger women?

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I think your comments go right to the heart of the issue - its not the "number" that matters at all. It's the compatibility factor. I'm sure there are some women your age that are as active and involved as you are - the trick, of course, is finding them - having said that, If there's a shortage of 70 something women who enjoy the same active lifestyle that you do, then by all means cast a wider net. ;)

random stupid stuff

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Those are great!! lmao

Hello all... Like find intimacy of my life. And it always seems elude me.

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

It always surprises me to hear a guy talk about not finding intimacy - most of the women I've known over the years have complained that the men they meet (and date) are running as fast as they can away from intimacy - they seem to prefer to keep things light and casual - no big commitments and certainly no baring of souls. Is the universe just laughing at us? ;)

I joined this group because after a horrible 20 year marriage, it's hard to trust my judgement ...

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Sounds like you're putting too much pressure on yourself to "find" a relationship....sometimes the best relationships find you..... just take a beat, relax ...try to live in the moment. :)

I need to ware a bulletproof vest then!

Lavergne comments on Mar 3, 2019:

that's funny......

@Davethecave Great job in The Senate, dipshit. 'Go fuck your momma'?

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

It seems Davethecave is a very angry young man....wonder what made him so angry? :)

Update on 3 month old relatioship. What relationship ?

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.... ;)

Gun slips from waistband, shoots man in genitals

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I have no sympaty for him whatsoever......

Once you hit a certain age....

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

True Dat!!!

Hold your groan until the end A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

ahahahahahaha......that one is always funny! ;)

Whose got the voodoo doll?

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Now that's funny!

Hard to feel more angry. Makes one want to resort to arms to resist. If only I were not um my age

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Well - keep your powder dry. You might need it in 2020 - the "coded language" that has been attributed to him may very well be responsible for putting the match to the tinder if he loses the election. If the current anger continues to grow exponentially until Nov of 2020 things could get realllllllly ugly. :(

For some reason I thought of this song this morning...thought I'd share it with you. [youtu.be]

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Great way to start your day! ;)

@Admin @SiteSupport I can't access my messages.

Lavergne comments on Mar 2, 2019:

No message function... ??????

So you're telling me

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Oh - that's beautiful!

Simplicity at it's best! Chicken breast, seasoned and seared in olive oil, then finished in the ...

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Simple is usually best.... :)

I'm betting most of us here will understand this:

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

oh jeez - that is hilarious!!!!

"Excuse me, sir, what are those?" "Oh, these? Just my knees!" [facebook.com]

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

poor baby..... :(

Some people claim I am mathematically challenged, but as far as I'm concerned there are only three ...

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

That's funny....

Just when you think things can’t possible get any worse and you have no idea what he’s going to ...

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

from the mouths of babes...... ;) ;)

Blooms by my office

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Beautiful! I have to be content to wait a little longer for the color to hit the TN mountains.... ;)

Finally!!! Someone has finally said what I've been saying for nearly a year!!! The investigations ...

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I do believe that in the end - it will be the money laundering and the tax fraud that will do him and his children in.

I think I’ll pass this meat up!

Lavergne comments on Mar 1, 2019:

eewwwwww....... :(

Pickles and shit...

Lavergne comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Couldn't have said it better myself....

Luke Perry from 90210 and currently Riverdale suffers stroke [comicbook.com]

Lavergne comments on Feb 28, 2019:

So sad.. :(

Name something you can say during a job interview and during sex... Thank you, come again?

Lavergne comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I do my best work under pressure.... ?

Trying to be artist

Lavergne comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Very imaginative....

A local charity realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 28, 2019:

And so it goes.... :)

If you're blue and you don't where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits?...

Lavergne comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Hilarious!!!

Shower the People You Love With Love [m.youtube.com]

Lavergne comments on Feb 27, 2019:

One of the best songs ....ever.... especially this version. Imagine what this world would be like if we could somehow eliminate "hatred" and substitute acceptance and empathy.

Years ago.

Lavergne comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I LOVE that!

I can't take in any feral fur babies because of my life situation, but I feed the cats in a local ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I feed everything - the feral cats, the possums, the birds, the squirrels...... :)

That’s right muthafuckas!!

Lavergne comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Don't get me started.

Hell is now full of RC priests and it is creeping Satan out, according to reports from The Onion.

Lavergne comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Now that's funny!

On second thought...

Lavergne comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Interesting take on it.... ;)

The promise of Spring

Lavergne comments on Feb 26, 2019:

aawwww....that's so pretty

What death of a famous entertainer shocked and upset you the most?

Lavergne comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Robin Williams......and Whitney Houston.....and Anthony Bourdain

God dam I wish I could figure out how to post this GIF instead of a stupid still photo for doggy ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 26, 2019:

hahahaha......you sick puppy (no pun intended). ;)

Now you gotta think way back??

Lavergne comments on Feb 26, 2019:

and filling them will melted crayons and playing some sort of game where you flicked them and they had to land on certain spots... ????

Pinecraft park has sprung into spring.

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Yaaayyyyyyy! I'm seeing signs of it all over the place too. Lovin' it!

Who's with me?

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Consider it a done deal!!! ;)

Every year, I try to take a trip in winter and one in summer.

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Hope you guys have a great time up there. Should be an interesting trip....

Trump faces legal issues for the rest of his presidency, no matter what Mueller finds - Los Angeles ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

The tRump "dynasty" is just the latest mob family.....he didn't think he would win the election but he thought it would give him the opportunity to make a lot of foreign connections which could finance his future projects. He is - and always has been - about $$$$$$. The best version of karma would be for him to live to be a very old man - and see his children (and son in law) spend time in prison and his "fortunes" disappear - along with his trophy wife - and his mind. IMHO. ;) :)

More work then necessary

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I know, right? Being awesome is sooooo damn exhausting! :) ;)

Donald Trump Jr. just sparked outrage with horrendously offensive Oscars tweet

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Saying Jr. is a complete turd is an insult to turds everywhere..... Karma's a bitch tho.

welcome to the sanitarium GinaKay

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

soooooo bad...and yet, soooo funny

Here's the latest post in the wacky world of dating.

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I see it allllll the time. Dumb as a box of rocks. How do they all manage to get themselves dressed and out the door every morning??? hahahahaha

Control yourself, ladies.

Lavergne comments on Feb 25, 2019:

BTW - this same thing showed up on my FB feed so its obviously some sort of joke.....

Old women, new world

Lavergne comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Now that's funny!