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LenHazell53
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I was talking with a coworker who's evangelical Christian last weekend and he asked me why I no ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Kudos
I've been on an old movie kick, and I love me some Madeline Kahn! Young Frankenstein and Blazing ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Try High Anxiety and What's Up Doc, she's great in both... "Eunice? That's a person called Eunice"
Why people say RIP (Rest in Peace) for anyone who has died?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I suppose may also (later) have had something to do with the days of the resurrection men, digging up the recently deceased and selling them on.
Can men and women just be friends?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Yes
A daily movement keeps the body needing to use that paper.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
and you can bet you backside some ass hole will try to smoke it. ;)
I just saw a bird drinking from the same water another bird was bathing in. Nature is gross.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Think I've seen the film on Pornhub hyuk hyuk hyuk
Va-room!!!
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
"can you add a gun rack?" "How quickly can the plates be changed?" "Is there an optional exhaust hose?" "I'm gonna call her Christine, hello Christine, my name is Arnie..."
Alliterations and 'all' about them: [disappearingidioms.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Alliteration allows for ample anally-retentive acquisition of andragogy activity
Logodaedalist - a cunning worker of words - wordsmith - spin doctor even.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Wow, love it.
Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Hasn't this word been discussed before? EDIT sorry my mistake that was Defenestrate Defenestrate is to throw someone out of a window Defenistration is the act of being thrown out of a window from the Latin fenestra "window."
Dr. WHO for me
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Love me some Doctor Who
Apricity – The feeling of the warmth of the sun in winter.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
From apricitas Latin for the warmth of the sun Hence apricot, a fruit thought only to grow in warm sunny climes.
Children of A Stupid God by Pat Condell [youtube.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
It is sad that this video and literally thousands like it are almost a decade old, and yet here we are 2018 and if anything the situation has gotten worse. Right wing religious loonies, flat earthers, creationists, conspiracy theorists and geocentrists abound more than at any other time in human history.
fettle- fettle (plural fettles) A state of proper physical condition; kilter or trim.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Yes being in fine fettle is a local expression where I live for being healthy and happy. Back in the 70's there was a local folk group called the Teesside fettlers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOqBOl2F6Uk
Catholic Church: Women are to Blame for Pedophile Priests
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Yes this was Cardinal Burke, or should that be Berk ( as in cockney rhyming slang Berkley Hunt) back in 2015, the same silly twat who has said abortion should be a capital offence, that the Pope knows less about catholicism than he Burke the nerk does and that the Pope should have been honest and told that little boy his father was writhing in agonising hell fire forever, because that is what is happening to him and that all homosexuals are paedophiles. He I believe is also on record as saying that it would be better for gays to commit suicide as God is more likely to allow a suicide out of Hell, than a sodomite, becaus they at least had made an effort to try and stop sinning. He is a bucket full of charm that one.
Silly beliefs.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
As a former Mormon, there are so many insane beliefs I could not list them all. But for example Bigfoot is the eternally cursed Cain son of Adam wandering the earth till Judgement day Satan has power over water so swimming is a dangerous pass time for the devout God lives on a planet orbiting the Star Kolob at the centre of the galaxy There is a Mrs God The Adam God Doctrine is both true and an abominable lie, depending on which prophet you believe, even though both are guided *by* God That special underwear bought in the temple will not only protect your junk from Satan, but is bulletproof Inter racial marriage should be punished by putting both partners to death There is no such thing as homosexuality, just the choice to sin.
The great Matt Dillahunty calling the god of the Bible stupid
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Dilahunty is a real bad-ass, when he loses his temper with an idiot, they know they said something stupid.
Every once in a while, in life, you catch a break.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
The Lord is my panel beater and I shall not dent
Slapstick humor at it's best. Just try not to laugh. [bing.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Dick Shawn (Great name for a Jewish comedian) was introduced to me through this film, soon became a fast favourite, his performance as LSD in the original version of the producers is a real scene stealer (possible why they left it out of the remake.)
'Mulholland Drive' is the best Movie of all Time. I don't care, what anyone else says.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Took me a couple of watchings to get it, but then Lynch is not one to spoon feed his genius to people. Once I realised what was going on it went straight to the no 2 spot in my list of Lynch films, with only Lost Highway ahead of it.
To all those of us who live the comic genius of Buster Keaton.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Great find
Hey new group member @strgn, since you were in software for 35 years can you write the offenders a ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
While relieving himself in the desert the Lone ranger is bitten on the wedding tackle by a rattle snake, "Tonto help" he cried. "get a doctor" Tonto rides to the next town and consults the local quack. "You will have have to suck out the poison," says the Doc. "Or else he will surely die" Tonto rides back to the lone ranger and looks at his friend writhing in agony on the ground. "What did the doctor say?" asks the masked man. Tonto gets down on his knees and takes his friends hand and quietly speaks "Him say you going to die kemosabe."
This would be me. Name your best horror movie.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Top in no particular order Night of the Demon 1957 Witchfinder General 1968 The legend of Hell House 1973 Frailty 2001 POV: Norowareta firumu 2012
A lot of smart people are say my generation and perhaps my parents generation will have the option ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Immortality would be a nightmare, unending, unrelenting, eternal misery, sorrow and boredom
What is the difference between faith and belief?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Proof Justifies belief Proof denies and destroys faith
Od. I know, that's a word?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
May the Od be with you, the same idiosyncratic ring, to it, it does not quite have .
T.G.I.F Going to closd off the week by offending everyone. Enjoy the week-end all.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
How the fuck did you get hold of honeymoon pics of me and my first wife?????
I've been told that I have a certain ineffable quality.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Eff that, No one is ineffable, I'll effin' eff as much as effin' want, ya eff'ers
You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Well spotted.
Leonidas -- This is Sparta! 300 is one of my very favorite movies.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Probably the best version of a Frank Miller comic put to film
Geschichte -- High Middle German -- The meaning depends on it's context and usage -- it can mean: ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Can also mean some just sneezed too.
TGIF. every one
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
No.2 seriously in need of a good sports bra.
Scholiums- a remark or observation subjoined, but not essential to a demonstration or to a train of...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Scholium seems to fit the definition you gave is this another alternate spelling?
In the days of Greek mythology, Atlas held the world (some say Neptune, it doesn't really matter) on...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
It is a common mistake, popularised by bad illustrations but the Titan Atlas was not condemned by Zeus to hold up the world, but to hold up the sky. He was made to stand on "the western edge of Gaia" and support the sky on his shoulders. The presumption in the myth is that the world is flat not round. The disk that atlas carries in pictures and sculpture in not the world but the night sky,
I wish ppl cared as much of the earth as they cared about who created it.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
Bravo
A question for atheist who entered the light of reason later in life: Last night I was talking to...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
Wasting time in regrets is as bad as the time wasted in fantasy land, accept learn move on and help others do the same. As Black Widow says "I have red in my ledger" I was a *damn* good Mormon missionary and I use the word advisedly, I converted dozens of people, rather than regret it I'll use those same skills to try and lead people to truth and reality.
Alembic - An obsolete kind of container used for distillation; two retorts connected by a tube
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
Alembic distillation apperatus
MARILYN MONROE -- When I was in Hollywood, I was engaged to photograph the unveiling of ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
cool experience :)
Glad he didn't mime this. [facebook.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
One of the top ten movie speeches of all time, probably makes the top three
Helen Mirren turns 73 today. Happy Birthday to a Hollywood icon.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Great actress and still a sexbomb
Which horror movie character/monster would you hate to face in real life?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
The Host https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HRTy26s4hw
Who likes 'Sherlock! 'here?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Love it, best updating of Holmes since Basil Rathbone in the 1940s
Not what you think. Bible verse on tailgate is pissing off Christians. [youtu.be]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
I was banned from commenting on articles in the Deseret News after I commented on their sycophantic drooling and creeping over the Temple square Christmas decorations with Jeremiah 10:2-4 2 Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. 3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. Apparently the comment was nasty and vindictive, so the LDS agrees with my opinion of the bible
Is Doubt a Sin?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
This little gem comes from German former member of the first presidency Dieter F. Uchtdorf Affectionately know by active Mormons as "the Silver fox" and by ex Mormons as apostle Fuckedoff especially since he was unceremoniously sacked by new president Russell M. Nelson
I'm just wondering if anyone else watches The Walking Dead series.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
It was a great series that sadly copped out. The jump the shark moment was when after falling in to a herd of ravening zombies, a few episodes later Glen turned up alive and well. Total betrayal of the in show ethic of reality in an unreal situation, I've never watched since.
It's official, we are living in Orwell's 1984.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
One difference Airstrip one had oppression forced on them, we demanded it in order to feel safe.
Good news for all the coffee addicts and drinkers, you get to live longer and there won't be as many...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
One of the reasons I was so easily conned in to joining the LDS was because they claimed my life long allergy to tea and coffee was an obvious sign from God that I should join "the one true church". I was such a mug when I was 14
I think it's time to clean my refrigerator. Something just closed the door from the inside.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
https://media.giphy.com/media/10JiUogcLAUs8/giphy.gif
Anyone else play Poker?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
I play on line now and then, never been very good.
What to do when someone calls you hateful?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Preach it sister
One more for the night, let's see if I can get right: the "Charlie Noble'.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
On any ship after 1850 this was the tradition named after the notoriously pernickety Merchant navy Captain Charles Noble who insisted that even the red hot copper smoke stack of his vessel be polished to a shine daily.
Here's another nautical trivia.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
the storage of cannon ball, was never on deck it was in the area of the hold known as the gun deck or gun wark, it was made of wood not brass and was called the 'shot garlands'. The phrase seems have actually been derived from the expression "Hot enough to melt the nose h'off a brass monkey" Herman Melville's Omoo, 1847 and simply reversed. The Brass Monkey itself is an English civil war term for a small portable field (not naval) cannon known as a Brasse Munkey or a Drake (presumably after Sir Francis) that was wheeled about on an early version of ball bearings. Munkey or more likely Moncky was probably the inventor.
The hidden meaning.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
You are quite right in your analysis of the BOOK of the Wizard of Oz, for instance if you lay the flag of Oz over a map of the united states the star of the Emerald city lays directly over Kansas. However the film is a very different matter.
Works like fucking magic, except on trolls but as everyone who ever played D&D will tell you, trolls...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I find chanting this Italian medieval satanic incantation several time quickly, will rid you of all but the most percipient know it alls Myan da yah Oiwan Dahm Bia snee Tze Fual
This is what happens when someone wanders into the wrong group.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Double standards
Reincarnation: the 35 steps of soul evolution - Personality & Spirituality
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
first produce evidence of the existence of a soul and definition of what constitutes one, and then we might talk about the potential evidence for reincarnation.
Could you have sex with someone you're not attracted to?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Been there done that
I have noticed some incredibly sloppy and prejudiced thought on this site lately.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
"Being *Atheistcor *skeptical does not give you *liscense* to be **sloppy** ." I'll do you a favour and assume you are being deliberately ironic... yes?
Are you so confident that you can stay for your opinion even if no one agrees?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
My opinions are based on my best available knowledge and information. They are subject to change only if proven wrong or modified with further evidence.
Not a virtue.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Faith is blind Faith is only sadness, Faith is total madness, Wit has gone away. Faith is lies, How well we remember In the heat of sacred fervour Prudence dies How long will it take? Till we can’t remember Truth they said we should avert? We’ve been trying Since we did convert. Faith is blind Faith no variation Faith is "You are mine now, And you never will decry." Faith is blind Faith has no perspective And we’re slowly dying Here in days gone by At the sunrise Wake up to the sound of screaming No one else will scream for thee sadly it’s not over Truth won’t let us be. Faith is blind, Faith it is your prison, Faith makes your decision Freedom gone away. Faith is lies How well we remember In the heat of sacred fervour Prudence dies.
Re my note on Buddhism. Here's the quote.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Is there a tomorrow? Indeed, we are living in it now for every today is yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday.
I need to release some steam.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Ask a "love and Peace" Christian about the Midianites, if they know about them they will scream Old Testament and refuse to talk, if they do, they will ask you what about them and then scream Old Testament and refuse to talk further. Perhaps the worst war crime in the bible, a tribe sues for peace, God orders them to be circumcised, they comply and while "recovering" the Israelites God orders the wholesale slaughter of all the men, married women and boys and the enslavement of the virgin women and to take the young girls as sex slaves. THAT is the god of peace and love, the father of a son who was tortured to death so that daddy could forgive people for the fact that thousands of years before a nuddy woman ate the wrong apple because a talking phallic symbol told her to. How does any one still take this shit seriously as a moral guide line for life.
If Jesus was a real person, was he the first magician?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
None of Jesus' conjuring tricks had not been done before in earlier Jewish texts or mythology, like wise his teachings, even if all of this is true it still makes him nothing more than a popular street entertainer who like other popular entertainers of today started thinking he had the right to interfere in politics and got his comeupance when he pissed off the wrong people.
Christians protest against a Muslim woman...Why?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
This clip was from 2016, 2 years ago and later proved to be the woman having victim mentality delusions. The "Protest" was street evangelism that had been planned for months and had a public gathering licence in no way was it a protest. The Woman who has never had her name revealed and soon after closed down her social media, was claimed the pastor who organised the meeting, completely unknown to him or the congregation, she didn't even work there and was a bus driver who happened to have driven in to the Bus station at the time of the evangelical nuisance that carried on after she left. It is like claiming a salvation army band playing in the street on a Sunday morning was protesting me for going to the corner shop and buying a newspaper, because they just KNEW I was a an atheist because I was wearing atheistic clothes. (You know, those sort of hat and coat only atheist wear) A full "Hate Crime" investigation was carried out including CCTV coverage from every angle, and was dismissed as a "misunderstanding" on the drivers part. Professional victims like this do nothing to help the victims of genuine race crime, and in fact trivialise a very real problem with their attention seeking martyr complex
I went to sunday school.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
God is a mega pervert. He will sit quietly watch you wank and then say, that was naughty, I'm going to burn you forever for that, now excuse me while I go make sure your Mum is not enjoying being ravished by your dad too much.
I've come up with my own theory on why we came to be called "mankind".
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
In the North of England where I come from, Manki (or manky from the Latin Mancus = maimed) mean rotten or putrid, so perhaps to be manki'd is to be made to fester. It's another possible etymology for *manki*nd?
Not religious, but spiritual? Really?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
Look, look, now look... it's like being a vegan right...EXCEPT for the bacon sandwiches
Who here has seen a ghost?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
First define ghost.
So I'm gonna put this out there right out the gate.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
You know this sort of post makes me feel really old, back in my day we usually started off with, he she seems a nice person, perhaps I might see if they want to get to know me and I them. It used to be a standing joke that only lonley losers held up signs with "No fat chicks" written on them.
Do you think there is good to reinvent yourself sometimes or to keep doing the old way?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
Anyone may change and improve, however the idea of self reinvention seems inherently dishonest to me. You are who you are, anything else is living a lie, that is a speciality of the religious.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
I have two that really annoy me Saying *jealous* instead of **envious** when the latter is meant Saying *lend* instead of **borrow** when the latter is meant In both case's the mistake is so wide spread it is accepted as normal but is literally speaking nonsense.
We have had a good discussion about Rental Property in another Post.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
As a life long tenant and renter, I am tempted to list of a reverse list about who not to rent off owing to the fact that most (not all) private landlords are totals douchebags *if * you are lucky. However I will limit myself to this: always rent from a housing association bound by laws, or social/council housing again because you can go to law if they behave like a fucking arsehole.
Women who quote "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" are usually ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
Simillally
Best ways to respond to religious people about being LGBTQ+?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
You are so right, but if that is the case a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. **Should I smite them? ** b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, **what do you think would be a fair price for her? ** c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die? i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
What do you think about a 2-3yr old saying "praise god?" Cute?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
Indoctrination, don't you just luv it!
I wonder if President Trump thinks that he is "Ordained by God" or simply believes that he is God:...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
I picture a judgement day where God welcomes the former presidents of the USA, First comes Lincoln, "I am Abraham Lincoln" he declares. "You freed the slaves," says God. "You may sit at my right hand." Next comes FDR "I am Roosevelt" he declares. "You saw The USA through the darkest hour of human history," says God. "You may sit at my left hand." Next comes Trump "I am Donald Trump," he declares, "Who is the bearded, immigrant, transvestite sitting in my chair?"
The weight of one opinion over another.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
Religious freedom in law seems to boil down to enforced toleration of a particular delusion useful to the legislature for social control.
A few questions for Atheists out there.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
What made you become an Atheist? *I grew up and no longer needed an imaginary friend, or worse an imaginary enemy* Are there any other members in your family who are atheists or did you become one independently? *My wife is part wiccan/druid and part exogenesist, my son is atheist my daughter is transitioning out of religion.* Have you told your family about your religous thoughts and what did they say? *My father could not care less my mother is dead, the opinions of the rest of my extended family don't matter to me *
I went into a Bar and noticed a strange-looking man crying his eyes out.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
A man faced with a genie is offered a wish, he asks that his cock reach the ground, so the genie makes his legs disappear
You create a religion.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Church of the eternal suckhead Alucard
We had a march lead by the EDL today in Worcester city centre.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Where is the option that says the EDL are a bunch of ignoramus who need a book of instructions to use a toilet and even then it has to be in crayon and pictures only since being able to read is "gay". It's amazing even eight of them managed to find there way there unless the meet was organised to gather outside of a Ye Olde British curry and pizza shop next door to a pub with a picture of German British Beer on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaZCaWH96xw
SPOILERS Apparently, this is the 13th Doctor's new Sonic. Wtf?!
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Yup...., erm yes, just, ....yup
Lets see you get your knickers in a twist over this one.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
reminds me of the story of the Irishman captured by a tribe of Amazons He is told to earn his freedom he must perform two tasks, he must fight a fully grown gorilla to the death with his bare hands and make love to the tribal queen and get her pregnant. Which do you want first? He was asked, "The Gorilla" says Mick. He is taken to a dark cave, thrown in and a stone is rolled in front of the doorway. For eight hours the air was rent with screams of such horrific timbre that no member of the tribe could stand to listen. Finally there were three knocks on the stone, which when rolled away reveals Paddy alive if not well, bruised, battered and exhausted, but alive and smiling. "Right!" he said. "Now where is this queen I have to fight to the death?"
I'll just leave this here.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
We are the Trumpleks, you will be fornicated
I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
and if you merge the two?
I’m on a train completely surrounded by summer campers wearing these shirts! Indoctrination of ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 19, 2018:
Priest: Give me the child until he is 7.... Atheist: And I will show you the man? Priest: Say what's that now?
Interesting study. I've posted a photo of it as the website has a paywall.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 19, 2018:
I saw that on the BBC papers section last night, with some vegan ass hat complaining it was blasphemous and disrespectful to people of faith.
Here's a partial list of some of this group's members: Hans Zopf...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 19, 2018:
Of course there is also Phil Mycok (Prize winning Hen breeder) Ophelia Legg (Massage therapist) Seymour offit (Of the late comedy duo Bend Dover and Seymour Offit) Claud Balls (the noted author of Tiger in the bed) Izzy Skint (Unsuccessful financial adviser) Rob Yulot (Tax consultant) and Russian diplomat Meina Vankopff
Here's a partial list of some of this group's members: Hans Zopf...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 19, 2018:
Ivor Biggun? I recall him in his heyday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xpUbAtcZA
American Werewolf in London - Complete Transformation "I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack!"...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
This scene blew me away the first time I saw it, still hold up today as disturbingly realist.
As a SAG/AFTRA member I stand in support of my brothers and sister in Animation demanding fair ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
100% agree
Thoughts on the most recent trailer for the upcoming series of Doctor Who...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Oh dear this is still not igniting the spark of confidence in me.
Many of you may not know of the Teletubbies, a kids program that was one of the highest rated shows ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Long forgotten now, but teletubbies was subject to a copyright infringement law suit by English comedian Harry Enfield, who claimed quite reasonably that the teletubbies were a copy of his recurring sketch "English for aliens" which featured four gibberish spouting childlike fat aliens with antenna sticking out of their head attempting to assimilate in to human society (unsuccessfully) Teletubbies settled out of court. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k1eicbZqfA
If CRISPR were perfected to the degree some people hope it will be, would you edit you own genome?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
I someone will do this to themselves with cosmetic surgery, imagine what they might do given access to genetic engineering
Do we make our fates or is life preordained??
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Neither Chaos theory presents a far more likely explanation for the variants of how life systems actual work
This hard to believe ?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Not in my house Or in the white house if Prezza Trump's pussy grabbing comments are to be believed
I know this sounds daft but being in Australia I am totally out of the loop.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Perfectly simple Brexit means Brexit Remainer means snowflake bastard Brexiteer means irresponsible bastard Leave means leave except when it doesn't Free movement area means unpatriotic invasion monkey, antifa welcome, sign waving snowflake Non free movement area means KKK, bigot bastard, who should be publicaly shamed and hung out to dry Soft brexit means staying in Europe and abiding by all European rules but not paying for it, as much, but having no say Hard Brexit means becoming the 51st, state of America in a few years time The British people means the percentage of the people who do as they are told, discounting the those who do not and those who did not express an opinion either way. Prime Minister, means the person who will get blamed when the country goes tits up. See perfectly simple
So... Blocked twice so far. Why?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
When I trained in retail management a few to many years ago, lesson one was never communicate in memos, the written word will always be given the worst possible interpretation. It is true, face to face you will get across 80 to 85% of your intended meaning when talking to a peer, less when talking to a stranger By telephone this drops to 40% across the board which is why efficient telephone operators, telemarketing and telephone customer service people need to be specially trained to raise this to 60- 65% but these days no longer are. By memo, with no cadences, no emphasis and no none verbal expression the comprehension factor drop to 0 - 25% unless you are a skilled writer and an experienced reader. my favourite experiment in this is the phrase I didn't steal grannies cake *I* didn't steal Granny's cake George did I *didn't* steal Granny's cake emphasise indignation I didn't *steal* Granny's cake I just sort of borrowed it I didn't steal *Granny's* cake I stole Grandad's and he stole Granny's I didn't steal Granny's *cake* I did steal her pension book though On first reading which would you have assumed?
What kind of philosophical school of thought do you adhere to in your daily lives??
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
I like to think I am a pragmatist but I am not sure of its efficaciousness
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