@Holycowballs18 -- Hello, and welcome to the group.

LenHazell53 comments on May 26, 2018:

Hello welcome

@Westy_lad -- Hello, and welcome to the group.

LenHazell53 comments on May 26, 2018:

Hi welcome

@Beverlybjones -- Hello, and welcome to the group.

LenHazell53 comments on May 26, 2018:

Hi

Extraterrestrialism. Is that a thing?

LenHazell53 comments on May 25, 2018:

Still slightly more believable than deities doing a seven day cosmic gardening binge.

Tony Perkins: Accepting Transgender People Like Allowing Man Who Thinks He’s A Bird To Jump Off A ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 25, 2018:

The day will come when "people" like this are filed away in that closet of shame where memories of people who equated black people with gorillas called gypsies sub humans reside alone and are referenced only as a warning from history.

Does anyone else have a hard time with fiction?

LenHazell53 comments on May 25, 2018:

When people will insist on a politically correct lie, because truth does not fit with their preferred ideology one can only conclude the lunatics have truly taken over the asylum.

Are you a friendly or unfriendly, atheist or theist?

LenHazell53 comments on May 25, 2018:

"The believer may not be in possession of all of the relevant information. The believer may be basing her conclusion on a false premise or premises." In a free society with unrestricted access to accurate information no one has the right to blame their ignorance on anything but the desire to be ignorant.

So many great lines....

LenHazell53 comments on May 25, 2018:

....several large yellow somethings, that hung in the air in exactly the same way bricks don't.

Apologetics Students Call in for Extra Credit | Josh and Jax - Colorado | Atheist Experience 22.

LenHazell53 comments on May 25, 2018:

It is a shame Jeff Dee does not do this show anymore, he would have totally ripped these two a new one.

Big brother profiting from you?

LenHazell53 comments on May 25, 2018:

What has happened to the world when people are offered the chance to bug themselves for the sake of turning the lights on and off with their voice and they say, "Yes please." Orwell foresaw a world of mass surveillance being forced on the populous, even he did not see a would where the public demanded to be surveyed and spied upon in exchange for being able to tell a machine in the living room to flush the toilet for you upstairs ten minutes after using it.

A friend of mine, Hugh Gallagher, published a one-shot tribute to Mad magazine called Mean magazine.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

Ah well

There are two forces in the universe: 1.) Somewhat controlled chaos 2.) Complete and utter chaos!

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

There is my wife as well, the only thing in creation to be both an immovable object and an irresistible force.

Flat Earthers.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

Luv it

Weird traditions

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

Since the USA have 11/11 to honour war dead same as the rest of the world, isn't simply a bit of a weird tradition to have another one in May in itself?

So.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

I'm sorry but there is no phone here, so this reply is probably imaginary too

George Carlin was a great man!

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

True dat

Cannibalism ala Soylent Green.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

If you were to feed the prison population to itself, you would cut costs and penal overcrowding at a stroke. Effectively killing two jailbirds with one stove.

The Bible.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

# the bible ## A guide for the uneducated, in pursuit of the unattainable written by the untrustworthy

May be a repeat, but something I just found and a nice description of how Christianity borrowed a ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

That which is good in the Christian faith is not original to it, and that which is original to it is not good.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think it is egotistical for people who believe in God(s) to think...

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

All hail cthulhu Yup spitting image of me

Regrets? I've had a few..too few to mention...

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

When asked, shortly before his death if had had any regrets in his life, the former Poet Laureate, knight of the realm and distinguished social commentator Sir John Betjeman replied Yes, I haven't had enough sex, but I being English and this being the BBC I suspect I'm not allowed to say that!

Question about death?

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

Seriously?

What's with the points?

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

The most vainglorious and self aggrandizing way of doing all.

Do you believe that all non-believers will go to hell?

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

I believe that a lot of Christians know this is doctrinal but try not to think about it. Christians know that saying they do think so, means they are the sort of bastard who thinks people deserve to be punished in agony for all eternity. Just for disrespecting their monstrous god. The two standard Christoholic arguments against this are:- God sends no one to Hell you send yourself and the equally It is not up to me to judge, it is god's will and judgement the fact that these two arguments contradict one another does not seem to bother them in the least

I had a NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE 33 years ago.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

It's odd isn't it how people who have NDE always are greeted by the deity or demiurge they are expecting to see. Christians get Jesus, Peter or Michael Buddhists get the Buddha Islamites get Mohammed I'm hoping my hallucination will be of a naked troop of 1970s gogo dancers with a fuckton of baileys flavour ice cream, for five minutes fun before I peg out.

I read God is not great by Christopher Hitchens.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

Richard Dawkins "The GOD Delusion" Why I am not a Christian by Bertrand Russell The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason by Sam Harris

Prayer in US schools? It IS allowed, just not enforced.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2018:

However let's be clear here, the fuss is about enforcing CHRISTIAN prayer in schools, and even then Protestant Christian prayer. Imagine the fuss that would be made if Buddhist mantras, Catholic Hail Mary's, Satanic hail Satan's, The Odinsong, Islamic Fajr, Hebrew Shacharit were instituted for ALL students in US State schools?

Best guitar solo ? [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

One of my favourites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMAyGUYlX0E

I’m writing a guideline to “Whacked Out History Stories” And I was hoping that maybe one of ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Wasn't it Cock and Bull ?

You know what's odd to me is that none of the other gospels write about this.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Look...look, look..... it is all quite simple, you just have to understand that you are an ignorant heathen piece of scum, who likes to go about damaging people's testimonies with your ill informed facts and inconvenient truths and you are going to burn in hell forever for it. Bless you my child and shut your gob while we tie you to this stake and burn you to death with God's holy, loving cleaning fire.

Why is there so much anger here?

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Hmmmm

Religion is the cause of all wars

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Not all, but it's a damn good excuse and a terrific motivator for those that are not.

I've obviously been living under a rock but I've only just discovered that Hugh Laurie who played ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Fry and Laurie are one of my favourite modern double acts.

Does anybody ever wish there was a god?

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Personally no, because by any traditional definition of a "God" would be a tyrannical monster, the whole concept is indecent.

Why it's important to be anti-theist and not passively agnostic or atheist.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

His parents need to be prosecuted for child endangerment, exploitation and mental cruelty. I was shocked when I first saw this years ago and still am made nauseous by it today.

How's this for a paradox the moth that landed in your toilet and you didn't save but peed on and ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

A complex reworking of the grandfather paradox? How about this, the moth would have been the ancestor of the creature that one day would have become so powerful it would have gone back in time and destroyed the creature that created the universe, had you not pissed it to death, did you save the universe, where you Gods own saviour created for only that purpose or an agent of serendipity? Or were you in realty just some moth hater who got lucky.

I remember somebody once equating religious devotion to anyone devoted to an identity.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Associating oneself with something to the point were one identifies oneself with loyalty and fidelity to it is the very definition of tribalism. Be it a religion, sports team, ideology, political movement, gender or leader.

Hi everyone! I dabble in nonfiction and fiction, I guess.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Welcome

When is no evidence, evidence?

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

The burden of proof always rests on the person claiming the presence and existence of a person, thing, phenomena or concept. I don't need to prove phlogiston does not exist, since no evidence can be provided to indicate that it does, the insistence that its intangibility, invisibility, inaudibility, tastelessness and odourless ness are inherent properties of Phlogiston is no excuse for a lack of evidence and lead people eventually to look for another explanation for fire, which turned out to be easily evidential, which is why no one any longer accepts that fire is made of phlogiston. Oddly though when the same people apply the same logic to god(s) they instead decide he, she or it still exists anyway. Odd that.

Hello! I'm brand new here...?

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Punch them on the nose and then praise god, when they ask you why, Tell them it made you feel better and soooo good the inspiration to do it must have come from the Lord. Not your fault in the least, then watch them back peddle.

Expanding your mind begins with being open to things you don't understand.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

I'm afraid I can't agree with that, expanding your mind begins with admitting there are things you don't know and wanting to know them. I will say I don't understand, how something happens or works, or why something happens or works but that is not the same as saying I don't understand something, because being aware is the beginning of understanding the how, what, when, where, why and sometimes who behind it.

Shower thought.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

That is exactly what it is, and usually just as unexpected and unimpressive I would speculate

Demon possession? What’s your opinion on it?

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

A convenient excuse for churches and churchmen to silence the dissidents and the insane without blaming or drawing attention to the the failings of their false and foul religion

Time for something else?

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Much has fallen apart in modern society because 1. Most people are unable to differentiate between what they need and what they want. 2. Many cannot be satisfied with enough. 3. People no longer think for them selves but rely on their preferred media to decide for them 4. And no one is willing to be patient and wait for something or someone or their own turn. 5. Everything is now or never, me first and everything and everyone else is not my problem

General fretting and anxieties: I'm struggling to get to the end of my first crack at novel ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

This what first and second drafts are for, don't hold yourself back, let it all out and go where it will, you might find stuff you write now for this book that has to be edited out, will be perfect for a story ten years down the line.

Looking for some help on this one.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2018:

Personally I believe the problem comes from generation after generation of people brought up to believe they are more and more "entitled" with each successive iteration. Entitled to have (and to be given) Entitled to wants (as opposed over needs) Entitled to greed (and not to be criticized for hoarding and obesity) Entitled to superiority (rather than equality) Entitled to respect (as opposed to earning it) Entitled to be listened to (even when they have only lies and complaints) Entitled to be rude (because manners are old fashioned) And entitled to disproportionate revenge when upset (You called me a nasty name so I'll shoot you, you insulted my religion so I will blow you up, you hurt my feelings so, I'll blow your fucking head off!) The UK and Europe are going the same way, and add to that the media generate fear of "The other" and easy access to powerful weapons and you have a recipe for a society that is purging itself in favour of the weak and pathetic.

Ohio man calls police on pig following him home

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

In case anyone thinks this is a joke, this is she

Another reason religion is the biggest threat to peace.

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

As a religious person you have the right to infer an insult where non was intended... # WHAT DO MEAN BY THAT?!!!!

Why are you still on Facebook?

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

It has one of the few decent instant messengers left, that mainly why I use it.

Hello! Just joined Agnostic.

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

Welcome, sure you'll enjoy it here

Hello. I wonder how many people here are musicians?

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

I'm a complete hack, can't read music, have to transcribe it in to abc etc, but I love it, played guitar in several bands, sing and can make a noise with a few other instruments. I'm not dedicated, just enthusiastic.

To save the world requires.

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

Great, truly great man.

@LenHazell53 -- Hello, and welcome to the group.

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

Thanks very much :)

Religous zealots

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

I used to be one of those annoying door knockers, so I know exactly how to F' with them

Actually saying just have Faith that the Bible true is the same as saying well I believe Alternative...

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

Anyone can have faith in anything being true, it is only when you have added a religious element that people even start to take you seriously. I have faith that life is happy and death is sad. I have faith my mum was married to my dad. I have faith that things that aren't good tend to be bad. I have faith... Yes, I have faith. I'm prepared to have faith that Theresa May gives two fucks. I'm prepared to have faith E. L. James wrote a readable book. I have faith that "Dirty Harry" wasn't really dirty. I have faith that John Barrowman is still under 30. I have faith Adam Sandler's funny! That Summertime is sunny. And that the worlds but 6000 years old. And that British beer is better when it's cold! I am prepared to say X factor isn't fixed And that you can watch a good film on netflix! I'm prepared to have faith that things go better with Coke. And that Bin laden told a darn good knock-knock joke. I have faith that some folks think there is a point to prayin'. And that Salt Lake City is a real nice place to stay in. I have faith that maybe Boris Johnson's really smart! I have faith that Prince Philip's not a racist fart! And I have faith that the devil is ready to repent! But I can't believe Donald Trump is president!

I have a question for you ladies.

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

You're not on your own my friend, it a far more common situation than you might think.

Writers, where do you get your character names?

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2018:

I tend to use names that hint a characters personality, or are diametrically opposed to the character role in the story. Such as calling an evil character Angelo, or Goodman. My favourite name I ever used was for a corrupt arms dealer named Hephaestus Finger, a bit pretentious but effective.

Well, just made it to level 5.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Are you sure you're on the same site? I've never experienced anything like that, I find this to be the most civilised site I've ever been on.

How do you define "incredible" sex?

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

To me the best sex is when all those involved experience emotional, physical and mental satisfaction. When the pleasure extends further than the genitals, further than the body and in to the pleasure centers of brain. Meaning the congress is memorable for more than the orgasm and is genuinely recalled with genuine affection years and even decades later. I have been lucky enough to have had sex like that perhaps four times in my life, two of them were with my wife and two with other people, prior to my 2nd marriage, non of them involved my first wife.

During slavery, whites used Christianity to force slaves to accept their situation.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

This is not new, even in Rome, Constantine made Christianity the official religion of th the empire because of it's obvious pro slavery stance. Suffer now, be rewarded in heaven. The Egyptians enslaved Jews for exactly the same reason, they saw it as their lot to suffer.

Would you rather see a movie turned into a book or a book turn into a movie?

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Movie being turned in to books, or Novelisation as they used to be called are invariably poor. Allen Dean Foster and James Blish used to be the go to guys for this, having written novelisation of Poltergeist 2, all of the star Wars original trilogy, Star trek, Alien and the Entity, back in the seventies and eighties. (To be fair Foster did write some unofficial Star wars sequels that were not half bad) However more recently in the 1990s Vonda McIntyre has written some good adaptations of films in the sci-fi genre usually putting back in cut scenes from films more character development and often improving bad dialogue. But in this day of extended editions, director's cuts and deleted scene extras I think the day of the novelisation is over.

My mate said send the ladies duck pics.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Auto correct can be a butch

Does anyone here ever reconsider going back to their childhood religion and why?

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Feck no! Why would you put the shackles, blinkers and earplugs back on?

Why are the school shooters almost always young boys?

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

It boils down to the quintessential idea, programmed in to boys from birth Assert authority and enforce it by greater might 1. He insults, you hit 2. He hits, you hit and kick 3. He picks up a stick, you pick up a rock 4. He sends you to the hospital, you send him to the morgue 5. He gets a gang, you raise an army 6. They have guns, you get bombs 7. The raze your city, you blow their country off the face of the earth However in recent times we seem to have cut out every stage between 1 and 6a He insults, you get bombs And in the case of the school shooter He insults you send him and all his friends, to the morgue. Since when did we stop being able to see an insult as a sign of idiocy, and laugh it off.

I am not a perfectly giving person, but why has this Country chosen to withdraw aid to Northwest ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

It is a sad fact that some people have a narrow definition of what constitutes "a human life" that usually involves, place of birth, colour of skin, language spoken, gender and the name of your imaginary sky father. I was once told in all seriousness by a then friend, that he was incapable of thinking of any other life lost in a war as being as important or worth anything more than a passing acknowledgement if the deceased was not American, Christian and white. American blood apparently is liquid gold; everyone else's veins are filled with putrid slime.

Atheists are good or bad persons?

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

You may as well ask are you likely to be a worse or better person if you drink ginger beer, your stake in life and the well being of your fellow man is unaffected by any professed preference, it is all down to how much of an arsehole you are prepared to be and nothing else.

Alright Theists please show the world why your God exists! Starting Now! GO!

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proved by a Babel Fish. Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED" "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. Douglas Adams

It says on the internet that 2/3rds of us (brits- I suppose) were not interested in the royal ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

I was just waiting for Prince Philip to say something highly racist, for once he disappointed, they must have upped his meds

A Tale About Nothing On an Indian package holiday Went Mr and Mrs Slim And, being "the trip of a ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

"Oh Madame, tu es très blasé. " ;)

Idea for a new TV show.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

How about going to and in round one time how long it takes to explain GDPR to all the "princes" and in round 2 time how long all the "princes" laugh when you tell them they've got to stop sending e mails to their "customers"

What's it all about?

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

A killer clown in the state of Maine isn't it?

Dyslexic insomniac agnostic

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

No worse than the bestial necrophile, sadist He was really beating a dead horse

Steven Pinker - The evolution of the way we think - YouTube

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Lets put him and Jordan Peterson in a bear baiting pit and let them fight over the last piece of pudding :p

Good morning! So, I am back on fakebook b/c I wanted to let friends know about mom but anyway I see...

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

do they have to comment at all? Because they are religious fucks. Question asked and answered in your OP :D

As a non-believer, what are your feelings on the Satanic church?

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

There are a number of so-called "Satanic" churches. Some are Atheist and took the name from being called that by Xtains Some have nothing to do with Satan, but are called satanic anyway by Christards, such as pagans, Buddhist, Wicca's, druids etc who have no concept of Satan in their doctrine Some do worship a being who they believe is the true god and who has been usurped by the true devil YWHW. And there are people, who like to get naked, work themselves in to a frenzy and shag each other all night, and use as an excuse.

We have an annual "Scarecrow Festival" in my home town.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Nice cup a tea an a slice of cake?

I apologize if this has been brought up before.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Being dyslexic I write my posts and messages in word, proofread and correct them, and then cut and paste them here, that way if it does not go through, I can always try again.

Matt Dillahunty on Adam & Eve and the Absurdity of Original Sin [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Matt Dillahunty is terrific, a great mind and rhetoritician

Anyone ever have a 3some

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2018:

Several times, FFM, MMF fun at the time, but exhausting and beyond me emotionally and physically now.

Do you think the Pope really believes there are gods, heavens, and lives after death?

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2018:

If any pope actually believed in the Christian principles they are supposed to avow the Vatican would be bankrupt in a week. The last time there was a pope who was anywhere near sincere, he was found dead in bed reading, a few days after his accession.

Hitchslap we miss you Hitch

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2018:

Of course if he had lived a few more years he would probably now have been arrested for hate speech, for saying just that.

They never got their hooks in me but half of my immediate family succumbed.

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2018:

I've heard a lot of stories like this and much worse from people born in to the ssc congradulations on getting out when you did.

Hi! Does anyone have funny stories to share?

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2018:

Once upon a time there was a dead Jewish carpenter and a few years later a sly Italian bloke in a white dress, said that lots of people should give him 10% of their money, so he could give it to the Zombie woodworker, and in return for all that cash he promised they would all be cured of a disease they never had and would never ever be poked up the bum with a red hot poker by their imaginary enemy after they were are dead. And the really funny bit, People Believed It bleeding millions of them!

Agnostism has been around for a long time.

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2018:

I dare say, NOT believing in fantastic and unproven tripe, probably goes back even further than believing it. You have to be taught to be gullible, not believing comes naturally

Hey There Fellow Aggies! I’m proud to say that after 33 years as an active member of the Church...

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2018:

https://agnostic.com/group/Exmosunite EXmos and those helping exmos come join if you would like

They never got their hooks in me but half of my immediate family succumbed.

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2018:

Welcome and thanks for joining

Hey There Fellow Aggies! I’m proud to say that after 33 years as an active member of the Church...

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

As a fellow exmo, of some 20 years standing welcome to the dark side, you'll like it here we have coffee cake.

Jesus Miracle 1:Water into Wine - This magic trick is made quite easy taking into account two ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

So basically, this Jesus bloke invented Ribena?

Here's the first review of Saving Gaia.

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

Joseph Goebbels did not hold a PhD in philosophy; his doctorate was a PHD, (which means doctor of Philosophy, in the same way a BA degree is a bachelor of arts, but can be in any creative subject not necessarily art) Goebbels area study and dissertation was Literature, meaning he was a Doctor of theatrical literature, specialising in 19th century Playwrights, as it was his aim to become a playwright himself, he failed miserably, with only a string of un-produced and rejected plays making up his portfolio, until he moved in to political promotion and propaganda instead. His PHD supervisor was the illustrious Jewish academic Max Freiherr von Waldberg. Some theorise it was his failed post academic career being blamed on Max Freiherr not being honest about his lack of talent that lead to his later extreme anti-Semitism especially against Jewish intellectuals. It is true however that in Hitler's inner circle he was the only Intellectual, having earned his University education by scholarship and pure effort, before becoming embittered and corrupted by the lure of vile fascism.

My latest issue has arrived :-)

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

Where was this when I was gigging? Priceless.

This should be the Atheist Salute to Theists all over the world!

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

Poooooooddddddd people!!!!!!!

Should falsifiability be a part of any religious education ?

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

Should be, but doing it would probably been seen as blasphemy and leading minors in to temptation, so is probably been forbidden in some sacred text somewhere.

What YouTube channel is great to binge?

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

Atop the 4th wall Cinema snob Cosmic skeptic Atheist experience Night Terrors

This is the sort of stuff that goes through my mind when people's conspiracy theories get out of ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2018:

Lmao

This point and perks system seems a bit silly.

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2018:

However, even not getting the point of it, you did. ;)

At first I thought it might be fitting to put a pun on my tombstone, but then I realized that would ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2018:

yup

If your deeply held religious beliefs stop you from baking a cake for a gay couple, change your ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2018:

OR perhaps consider that your assertion that this is a matter of religious conscience is simply an act of self abnegation, designed to fool yourself in to believing that you are NOT a bigoted, evil, hate filled, lousy, horror of a human being not worth being pissed on if you were on fire? Just a thought for consideration.

Noah's Ark, Kangaroos and Australia

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2018:

same goes for the penguins

Help! I've just started a new job and found out that all my colleagues are devout followers of some ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2018:

Piss them off by walking in bright and breezy each morning and telling them that they obviously all lack faith, for all in spite of their prayers for God to save you, another days has gone by and you **still** think their God is imaginary. :D

“An eye for an eye” a concept brought to you by your local optometrist.

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2018:

“An eye for an eye” Motto of the ancient and venerable society of winkers