Youth is wasted on the young...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2021:

And they would really have you believe that they would still be together if he wasn't a billionaire

Not too sure about this one?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2021:

It is not so much their being a Christian, it is their compulsive need to *boast about it* and their preposterous assumption that you are one too and their insistence that if you ask them to not preach their hobby at people in the work environment because it is boring the arse of others, they are going to start screaming they are a victim of persecution and sue you.

Now that's "Dirty Dancing"!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Jesus is bi?

(That's) How the believing (person) sees you when you say you're an atheist.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I was going to ask if you could recommend a good dentist, buuuuut...

If only we had movie night on this forum... Anyone heard of this or seen it?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2021:

There are two cuts of this The soft core cut and The very soft core cut. It has has it's moments but for a better time with some T&A check out Charles Band's Adult Fairy Tales (1978) Better songs, funnier script and the unforgettable debut performance of Sy Richardson as Sirus the Pimp

Auspice AHS-pəs Part of speech: noun Origin: Latin, mid 16th century 1: a divine or ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2021:

from Latin ***auspicum*** *divination from the flight of birds;* A more modern definition is **"with the protection or support of someone or something, especially an organization:"** eg *Financial aid is being provided to the country under the auspice/auspices of the International Monetary Fund.* The old definition, today has been placed more on ***auspicious***, meaning indicating, portending or extrapolating from

Middle aged, fat, balding, white guy, with an assault weapon. Surprise, surprise, surprise!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Middle aged, fat, balding, short white guy ? Wow, my Dad was right, Napoleon complex... must just be a matter of time before I snap and kill you all.

Well, the original Captain James Kirk of the Star Trek Enerprise turns 90 years old today! Happy ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2021:

People often mock him for over acting, but given a good director he could be awsome, check out his two appearances in Columbo, especially the second one and The Horror at 37,000 Feet to see how good he really could be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPLMCZ8nfCc=TheseAreTheVoyages

The scariest Dr Who ever - Blink [vimeo.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Agreed

Kittie with an attitude!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Catzilla

I'd call this "angry dumbass". [zynn.be] (just, walk away man) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Poetic justice

A Carlin Collection...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." Is actually a quote by columnist and former model Fiona Richmond in a 1971 edition of Fiesta magazine.

Wetting is sometimes necessary

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Wedding or Weeding?

What was your favorite Saturday morning TV show... [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Casey Jones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hps6L5vS0sc=TeeVeesGreatest

As a child in the UK we only had one TV channel, BBC (The British Broadcasting Corporation) sometime...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

My Grandma used to sit watching the wrestling on World of Sport, waving her walking sit at the screen and yelling for someone to murder Mick MacManus.

Well, for once it's not Florida.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

When I look at that I cannot help but remember the ill fated web site for the electricity company powergen when they branched in to Italy. WWW.power_genitalia

QUERCUS.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

To paraphrase the Russell T Davies classic tv screen play Quercus as oak (British TV series)

Keeping it all in the family

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Genesis 4:16-17 16 And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: 17a And Cain did think unto himself "So god was a lying bastard then? There were other people all the time!"

Happy Equinox to everyone. I Hope you find the day blessed.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

What exactly is a blessed day? Blessed by whom and to what end?

Jehovah’s Witnesses Leader: COVID-19 Signals the “Last Day of the Last Days” | Hemant Mehta | ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

The Jehovah's witless have been proclaiming everything as the last sign of the apocalypse since they split from the Millerites in 1845, because said Millerites kept getting the date of the end of the world wrong.

I experienced proof of prayer today.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

That being so, why did god fuck up the cable service he knows you need in the first place? Does he just like to hear people beg?

Turkey regresses on another social issue. [reuters.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

As usual it boils down to that old religious chestnut "God is a man so women don't matter, tell them we can't beat them and they will start wanting to vote, let them vote and before you know it they'll be telling men what to do and that is blasphemy! Therefore nip this equality nonsense in the bud as God obviously intended when he neglected to give them a penis."

Make it rain...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Wow, incredibly unnecessary overcomplicated way of sugaring coffee. Someone actually got paid for thinking this up.

Lotta Kaijarvi & Mariina Keskitalo

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

For me if you can see your ribs and hips sticking out though your skin you are in dire need of a pork pie and a mars bar

& (likely) a last one for the day...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

I'm coming up (Paul McCartney)

Another, this is one I think will go over well...(LOL)

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

If there is one phrase that would totally wreck the mood and make sure I did not cum it is that one!

How about this for an idea

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

But how would we manage without, Priests, Vicars, Preachers, Imams and Rabbi's? Oh yeah, sorry silly question.

In case you are wondering about the rules

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

There is no joke so silly, surreal or satirical that some arsehole won't take it seriously. Still Better to be a witty fool than to have a foolish wit. (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night)

Spring breaker fishing

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

That about defines fear of failure

‎Friday, ‎March ‎19, ‎2021 U R not merely a human animal being a - Person - U R an ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

"The fool doth think he is wise," "The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely" As You Like It, William Shakespeare

Let us all laugh at religion! post something you find very funny about your previous belief system.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2021:

You have to go along way to better Mormons believing in bullet proof magic cotton underwear

OBAMBULATE.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2021:

This just reminded me of the original meaning of the word Ambulance, which was a cart, pushed by a townsman employed to transport dead bodies out of populated areas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbR1J_4ICg=Bitz-O-Funny

Twig twig Part of speech: verb Origin: Unknown, mid 18th century 1: (as verb) understand or ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2021:

The origin of this word in this sense probably comes from twi meaning 2, and is something akin to the expression putting two and two together. However it is also possible it comes from the Viking nautical term Twigged, which was their equivalent of "Land Ho" meaning land in sight.

Twig twig Part of speech: verb Origin: Unknown, mid 18th century 1: (as verb) understand or ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Pretty much interchangeably with "The penny dropped" for a sudden flash of inspiration or understanding

Friday morning cuteness

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2021:

ARG

OBAMBULATE.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2021:

As opposed to perambulate which is to walk a specific route, sometimes to mark boundaries or claim land. from Latin perambulatus per (forward) + ambulare (to walk).

Please say hello to @MattStone1 who has joined the group.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2021:

welcome

Please welcome @Anthony2 to the .

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2021:

welcome

Leyna Bloom becomes 1st trans woman of color in SI Swimsuit Issue

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Beautiful

6-year-old's strategy for easing his brother out of a meltdown leaves social media awestruck: 'I am ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Smart lad

First vaccine shot done!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Good to know

MAWKIT/MAUKIT.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I wonder if this is where "mucky" came from

When we were shocked by reality, we knew that religion is an illusion, and likewise love is just an ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Only a pathetic little individual who has never had a true friend or partner or even a pet, could deny they existence of love and just how much it can benefit your life. Consider this, if you are capable of so much resentment and hate how can you be so sure their antithesis does not exist?

[npr.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I've donated my body to the local medical school.

Cult city? A new tour of downtown Clearwater raises ire and eyebrows

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

If Mormonism is big business hiding behind religion Scientology is organised crime doing the same. These fuckers are seriously dangerous.

'Baby Face' Macarons Are The Horrifying Dessert Nobody Needs

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Reminds me of "The Ginger Dead man"

One & Done..got my J & J vax just now..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Well done, glad you are safe

HENOTHEISM: The worship of only one god, without denying the existence of others.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

So definitely not

To Kill a Mockingbird

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

"Theater of Blood" or anything else starring Vincent Price.

Write your answers below...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

There are two people and two mirrors

(Tucker is such a douche-canoe) Tucker Carlson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Tucker Carlson, what you might get if Peirs Morgan were to produce a love child with a pile of dinosaur shit.

Jorge Riley bragged about breaching House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office on January 6 in an ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Hur, hur, hur

Jorge Riley bragged about breaching House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office on January 6 in an ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

***' Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile; Filths savour but themselves...' *** William Shakespeare King Lear, Act IV, Scene 2

KENSPECKLE.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

If this term was applied to the fine old Scots comedian Chic Murray, could he be said to be Chickenspecled?

“What drivel it all is!.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I feel this must be some sort of joke or an out of context quote, as most members of the Huxley family were accomplished scientists (mostly biologists and educational theorists), apart from two brothers who were soldiers, one of whom later became a church warden. Aldus' Father (Leonard) had the nick name "Darwin's Bulldog" from being a colleague of Darwin and his staunchest defender. The families were close and Leonard Huxley's Grandaughter Angela married Darwin's Nephew George

What can men do to make women safer? [vm.tiktok.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Be men, instead of spoiled brats. The reverse holds true too

‘We’re getting attacked.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

We never had all these diseases before dem dare doctors went discovered them, the bastards!

Summer is just around the corner

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Mrs. Kruger?

Put a helmet on that soldier

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Some one paid someone to paint that picture, well there was a career well spent

North Landing at Flamborough, Yorkshire. This coastline is falling into the sea a bit rapidly.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

You see after Brexit even Britain is try to flee Britain

Well none of the ladies on this site who I've messaged have replied back.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcpwuK1Fmx4=LucasMassimo ;)

Government subsidies for the manufacturer and infrastructure in China will help their E Cars ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

So they will find ways to have the windows break even more easily when throw a brick at them, on stage in front of a crowd.

In case you stay up at night wondering what Swiss-American Food is like..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Could only be improved by chicken frying it

The Little-Known History Behind the People of Color Who Joined the Royal Family Long Before Meghan

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Then I'm that same minority, I thought exactly the same thing.

Title song from 1981 film Pennies From Heaven.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Pennies from Heaven by Dennis Potter was originally a BBC TV series staring Bob Hoskins produced and screened in 1978 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lULsLla4rkU=songanddanceman1234

Yes after he dissed women in the military

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Carlson is typical of the sort of person who compensates for having a little knob, by being the biggest knob imaginable.

In Kentucky, they are working on a law allowing cops to arrest over insults or gestures.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

🎼... and the land of the free🎶🎵

GOP Sen.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

They were not threatening to hang him.

I can only comment on what I know

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2021:

In order to truly gain knowledge, one must be aware of one’s own ignorance

Mrs. Bowers [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Freedom to or freedom from

Give me an answer.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

yes there are lot of us out here

Republicans oppose the stimulus, the child tax credit, job creating infrastructure improvements, and...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

They exist only so that the scum of the earth has something to look down on

Vote Now!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

This like asking you which of your children you want to shoot first

Would you do this in a jeep or another vehicle of your choice?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

why would anyone want to, unless there are *bacon sandwiches* at the top of the hill of course.

One mass shooting in a school and the laws are changed.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

It did not just change gun laws, it outlawed the ownership of personal guns altogether. The only gun a private UK citizen can own is an antique musket or if you have good reason such as being a farmer or game manager/forester a single action twelve bore shot gun. Certain professions such as an intelligence officer or undercover police officer or personal protection officer can under some circumstances carry a concealed weapon, but must keep it in a locked container while off duty to avoid theft of said weapon. For anyone else to become a gun owner, the weapon must be kept in a locked cabinet, at a licensed gun club and may not be removed from the premises and can only be discharged on specific dates, which must be publicly approved in advance, so as not to cause panic and public disorder.

One mass shooting in a school and the laws are changed.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

yes I posted on this too https://agnostic.com/post/581916/today-marks-the-25th-anniversary-of-the-dunblane-massacre-which-took-place-at-dunblane-primary-schoo?aid=2610222

I'm probably gonna catch hell for this....I love isekai.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dOPEEnZZ60=NekoAnimeChannelI

Helen on a glass top table.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

and shortly afterward

we all know its true

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

clever

This may be the one time they've ever been peacefully this close together.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Lense flare That cat has been watching too man JJ Abrahams' films

It seems there's an influx of ghosts and people with incomprehansible usernames infiltrating the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Invasion of the sock puppet accounts

Vintage Oddities Part 3 :) From 1906, Siemen's first vacuum cleaner.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I remember my Dad tell me he had a Mickey Mouse Gas Mask during the war.

Oklahoma House Passes Bill To Give Immunity To Drivers Who Hit Protesters | HuffPost

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2021:

So basically "Death race 2000" has come true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKJDW_TG_Ww=MrKsummer7

Probably would do that lol

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2021:

reminds me of the old joke about the guy who takes his dog with him every morning to the paper shop to buy 20 cigarettes, which the dog carries home in a shopping basket. The one morning he is feeling a bit poorly so puts £10 in the basket and has dog go to the shop on his own. An hour goes by and the dog has not returned, so the man goes to look for him, eventually he finds the dog behind the shop with the shopkeepers lady poodle, having the time of his life. "Rover," he cries."You've never done that before." Rover looks up, from his fun time and pants, "Well I never had the money before!"

Watched this on Youtube and thought, wow, I want one of those. pod ride [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Want one too

IPSO FACTO.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Ipso fact, Inimicus inimico amicus

Waesucks interjection alas.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Wae is Caledonianised version of Woe and likewise sucks evolved in the UK from sakes, as in for god's sakes, so for the sake of woe, something that deserves to be mourned. Where it is listed waesucks is defined as an expression of pity, akin to alas, but more specific, except in the Geordie dialect, where it mean a pitiful fool and can have the alternate spelling of "wazzocks"

Today, we can think about a famous atheist and writer.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 11, 2021:

The book was called "Last Chance to See " not "Too late to See" he and Stephen Fry did a TV adaptation of it shortly before Adams' death.

Please welcome @AnonymousD to the group.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Welcome

“The lust of avarice has so totally seized upon mankind that their wealth seems rather to possess ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 11, 2021:

plus ça change

Looking for new Godless friends 👋😁

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 11, 2021:

It depends what I am doing.

This is what women have to put up with and then they want to be intimate while we are still angry ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Since I am my wife's primary carer, house work is my domain (no pun intended)

Anybody want to guess what "athetits" are? :D And these people vote. Sheesh!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Oh that is so my screen name from now on "Bri**tit**ish Athe**tit** fan"

Hooman...I am your Master!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Darth Kitty

Freudian slip? [huffpost.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Sap an unpleasant viscus, slimy, sticky, orange substance that acts as a trap?

Humans are stupid... Specifically religious human's I mean wtf!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Er D'uh

Randy Rainbow MR. BIDEN (Bring My Vaccine) - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Love this guy

Hello! Hello! Hehe😂 I got a question! 😉 - What is something you have tried, but will never ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 9, 2021:

You really don't want know some of them, but I suppose doing stand up comedy comparing in a strip club in 1983 was pretty dire

Orange It's far from an uncommon word, but just a few centuries ago it would have been unusual to ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 9, 2021:

This is not surprising because from the 14th when they were introduced to Europe, to the sixteenth century oranges were not called oranges, they were called 'narang' or 'naranja' (they are still are in many middle eastern countries and in Spain). By the 16th century it was popular to use French words for exotic foodstuff so we adopted the French 'pomme d'orenge' (barley apple) for oranges and over time d'orenge and narang, mixed to become a narange, and then a norenge and finally an orange.

“What do you think an artist is?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 9, 2021:

"look Pav, just slap the paint on the canvass, shut your gob, eat you paella and put the money in the bank" Picasso's agent.