Would you do this for a relationship????

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I don't smoke it, but if someone told me I had to quite anything to be with them, it would be a simple fuck off, that sort of dictatorial relationship is unhealthy. Real love is not built on ultimatums. As I always say, everyone is full of shit, just how much of their shit you are willing to tolerate is a good measure of how much you love them.

Welcome new member WayneMan.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Welcome

Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on a conversation with a stranger?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

What a load of old cobblers

Seriously, the FUNNIEST argument EVER! When Asian Indians argue!?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

"Okay then have a nice day" Love it, it is like when Irishmen fight and will go and have drink together while they are still fighting.

GOOLIE(S).

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Also an alternate spelling of Ghoulies a scots word for a generic supernatural being traditional Scottish poem:   From ghoulies and ghosties   And long-leggedy beasties   And things that go bump in the night,   Good Lord, deliver us!

Good news.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No6gCUit7FQ

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Lao-Tze you got some splainin' to do

Before every rainbow there is a storm.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Except this is not the sort of storm caused by natural meteoric phenomena, it is the sort of storm caused when some one thinks it might just be a good idea to clear the muck away by exploding one ton of dynamite in a filled to capacity silage pit one mile wide, two miles long and a mile and a half deep. No rainbows after that storm, just a lot of bad smelling everything, followed by years of disease and before you know it, an original problem that has just come back worse than before.

Well now, that's depressing:

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Anyone else think that baby looks like the infant Trump? Fat, miserable, puffy lips, wearing a bad wig and wailing incomprehensible twaddle?

Classic Sartre . . .

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Of course, unlike, bombs, bullets and even horses, the poor have been and always shall be an inexhaustible resource, you'll never run out of them because they keep making more of them, in fact it is almost impossible to stop them, but even if that were not the case, all you have to do is raise prices and their number doubles over night.

Good news.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Yup and another quiet threat to revoke their tax exempt status for criminal discrimination. Just like the last twice.

Goat ejected from Utah school bus - UPI.com

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Mary had a little goat It was a mucky brown and everywhere that Mary went The goat would hang around It followed her to school one day And it caused such a fuss When an irate driver kicked its ass right off his buss

Hosea 9 is full of hatred exhibited by god killing the babies.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I'll bet money Trump thinks this book was written by a Mexican called José and wants to build a wall between it and the rest of the Bible.

You know you're winning when you're happy for no reason.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Happy is equatable with cold and dark There is no such thing as happy it is a word for the absence of something, not a thing in itself. These happy interludes are just fleeting moments of respite from the unending parade of misery and stupidity that make life unbearable, those moments that somehow seem especially good, because they are not as especially bad as the usual. Idiots call those moments happiness and seek after them like a man trying to find a treasure chest full of justice. C.J Walmsley phd.

The best revenge is no revenge.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord, and the Lord forgives all sins. So kick the living shit out of the bastard and then ask god to forgive you.

Nebraska Governor, a Climate Denier, Calls for “Day of Prayer” After Flooding ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

What a fuckwit.

A Point of View: Is there still any point collecting books? [bbc.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I love my books, I have had a life time of fighting with parents and partners to keep them, but I will not part with them. Books are thoughts made flesh, albeit paper flesh.

Janis Lyn Joplin in 1968 Died October 4, 1970 (aged 27) Los Angeles, California, U.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Someone I wish desperately I could have met, she was wonderful, talented and passionate, way ahead of her time and crush by a few bitter jealous morons who could not see her worth. Remembered forever.?

Getting to be a crisis ya know?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Believe it or not, so many larger animals are going extinct or are having their numbers reduced so drastically that the lack of defecated material is impacting on the environment around them that many microsystems are collapsing causing the extinction of huge numbers of smaller species. For example Four hippopotamus living in a pool can provide food, fertilizer and warmth for an entire ecosystem for that pond and surrounding wildlife population of toward another hundred species. It is now seriously being considered that the only was to offset this is to export tankers full of human waste to the affected areas to replace the lost animal waste, however western human Feaces is too polluted with additives, colourings, preservatives and artificial antitoxin ingredients to make it anything other than a sterile poison useless and indeed dangerous to other life.

Arkansas Men Arrested for Taking Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest After ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I'm sorry and it should not be but that is fecking hilarious, it is like something out a Laurel and Hardy short "Stanley put this on" "Why Ollie?" "So I can shoot you Stanley" "Won't that kill me Ollie?" "Only if you don't put the vest on" "Could you just not shoot me Ollie?" "If I was not going to shoot you Stan, what use would putting the vest on do you?" "Oh Yes, I see, sorry Ollie," Bang!!!!! "Ollie?" "Yes Stanley" "Are my shoes bulletproof too?" "No" "In that case OW!!!"

Please do..

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

That Donald Trump That Donald Trump He's such a chump That Donald Trump I do not like him in the house I do not like him in my blouse I do not like him being fussy I do not like him at my pussy That Donald Trump That Donald Trump with his little mushroom stump I do not like That Donald Trump I do not like his twitter spat I do not like his belly fat I Do not like he's a brat no that's too kind he's just a twat That Donald Trump That Donald Trump With little hands that are so small and plump I do not like that Donald Trump Kingdoms have King and so Empires have Emporers to make them go This nation now suffers from the brunt of being a CoUNTry lead by a Trump

Just think about it.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Hell it's cool!!

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I have often said that if god created Hell as a punishment for those who disagree with him, and placed the dictator/angel general of an army that once almost defeated him in charge of it, then filled it up with scientists, soldiers, killers, terrorists and basically the most violent people who ever lived.... he has in effect equipped his enemy with an almost infinite and deadly army, supplied by the most brilliant brains ever, and expects to protect himself from them with a hoard of snowflake pussies, pacifists, peacemakers, parsons and Sjws. God is a fucking moron,

How I feel about emails

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Ever read Stephen King's short story "The word processor of the Gods"? It is along similar lines.

The 7 Deadly Sins - pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth. [en.wikipedia.org]

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Just to play Devil's advocate No not really *pride* is at the root of prejudice *Avarice* (not greed) is the root of social inequality and the belief in social superiority, class distinction and oppression *lust* for anything is one of the two prime motivators of all crime (passion and profit) rape and murder spring to mind *envy* again the cause of revolutions, murder, uprisings and crime generally *gluttony* the cause of obesity and starvation, medical conditions and again terrible inequality wrath causes cause, murder, battery, and war and *sloth* = negligence, a culture of social indifference and ultimately the sort of decadence that destroys entire civilisations Hardly victimless if not in themselves crimes, certainly contributory factors to criminal behaviour.

I am ready for the Gym!

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Sorry I can't hear you those loud shoes

It took Ryanair 3trips and 4 tries to land in Santorini from Athens last week.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I could not have resisted saying "actually since your god was responsible for the weather that delayed us, I think it more likely it was my prayers to Satan that saved us, hope your god is not too pissed off that we lived."

The things u can get w $3.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Prayer: Because God already knows what you want, but loves to hear you beg. Then not give it to you anyway, because He has a plan and He is not going to change it for you or anyone else.

[foxnews.com] Great news! But not really? but still.. why do men do this?!

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I will make up my mind about this when reading some reports from a more reliable source than The Trump fan club and sex offender employment agency network.

Who is your favorite movie SEXY couple ever?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Burton and Taylor no question

I watched Newsnight last night where former Tory Minister and unlikely star of Strictly Come ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I despise Ann Widdecombe, she is the very Epitome of open hypocrisy declaring itself to be virtuous. A woman who has voted in her time against a women's rights, is ardently pro-life while claiming to be on the side of female liberation. She is an obviously closeted lesbian who has throughout her career oppressed homosexuals and gay rights and fought tirelessly against marriage equality. She vehemently stands for what she calls "Traditional Values" while openly advocating prejudice, relish her own ignorance and proclaims her lack of knowledge a duty as a Christian not to expose herself to corrupting and non faith promoting lies. A practicing Roman Catholic she is biblically, theologically and historically selective in her "belief" in history, claiming a legitimate right to ignore and disparage as lies "unfortunate" historical facts. Her opinions to me, are worthless other than when stating the obvious, born of an obsolete set of values and jingoistic dubious morals long since combined to the dustbin of history. Her fame like wise is born of being "controversial" a media euphemism for overt Bigotry.

WHO ARE YOU?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I am an awareness of that which I identify as self.

Gainsay, a verb, means "contradict" or "speak out against.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Man: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. (short pause) Mr. Vibrating: No it isn't. Monty Python The Argument Clinic

Fifth Doctor's regeneration [youtube.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Love it!

Sean Hayes Hilariously Calls Out Mike Pence At GLAAD Media Awards | HuffPost

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Love Sean Hayes, when he played Jerry Lewis in his biography he was funnier than Lewis ever was.

If you're in the mood for a conspiracy film try "Operation Avalanche", about the CIA faking the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Capricorn One 1977 is another good film along similar lines

'Distracted Driver' Turns Out To Have 250-Pound Pig On Lap | HuffPost

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Yeah well you would, wouldn't you...?

🤡.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Being more reasonable do not connote greater intelligence or greater education or even so called wisdom, it simply implied the ability to think in an organised way and draw your own conclusions. It takes very little intelligence to realise the absence of evidence for the existence or effectiveness of a purported god, simply the ability to observe and act according.

Archaeologists Find Evidence of Ghastly 'Coffin Birth' in a Medieval Grave

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

so sad

Happy Sonday

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I recall someone on the atheist experience arguing that Jesus even if he did exist and that the whole Bible was true, did not die for the sins of the world, he at best had a bank holiday weekend for the sins of the world.

Proverbs 26:4-5 (NRSV): Do not answer fools according to their folly, or you will be a fool ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Mormon Missionaries are taught this passage, with the admonition that it means never to engage in theological conversations. The rule is that if some one says to you there is no god, that all churches are true you simply bear your testimony that the church is true, because god has told you so. A great way (supposedly) of not allowing Missionaries to hear "Anti-Mormon propaganda" ie anything not sanction by the church as faith promoting.

Proverbs 26:4-5 (NRSV): Do not answer fools according to their folly, or you will be a fool ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Basically equate with the Shakespeare quote “Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile; Filths savour but themselves...” King Lear The filths in this case being the religious.

A Catholic mother told them leggings were too suggestive, so they wore them in protest. [cnn.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

This reminds me of a story that did the rounds in the LDS a few years ago. President Hinkley the prophet decided to have a crack down on "modesty" and e mailed out to all bishops an order that they were to address the "sweet sisters" of the relief society and council them on their choice of tights. All sisters were hence forth to think carefully about how their choice of hosiery might reflect upon their moral character. One Bishop in Utah dutifully addressed the "Sweet Sisters" reading from the prophets e-mail and told them that on tan tights were appropriate from that point on, and that even then they must be plain. Black tights or garish colour tights were no long to be worn less the make the men notice the sisters had legs, and paterned tights were only ever worn by strumpets and women of ill repute. The relief society president, the wife of the Bishop sat quietly fuming through this crossing and uncrossing her legs, clad in black stockings with scarlet swirs up and down each leg. "So," she declared at the conclusion. "I am a 'strumpet'? My choice of clothing points to my having an imoral character does it?" The Bishop Blushed red and gibbered nonsensically as his wife stood and left the room calling back "We will discuss this at home!" She left the church building taking her children with her and the Bishop had to walk home. Within a week he gave up his calling, his wife went inactive as did his children and eventually himself.

Georgia State House Speaker Claims 70% Of State’s Residents Are Going Hell [patheos.]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Well if Heaven will have him and his ilk, that is motive enough to stay away.

Daisy Dukes qualify for Erotic Pictures?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

The real Daisy Duke Catherine Bach (AKA Ringo Starr's Sister in Law)

Welcome new member freeofgod.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Welcome

Perfect description of Graham

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Hey Mrs. Graham, why did you give your son the name Lindsey? Did you want a girl? 'Cos what you got was an idiot.

[facebook.com] News source may not be entirely reliably,hopefully ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I have been predicting this for years, every time a new law brought us more in to line with American law, and the continued attempt by repeated Tory governments to wreck the NHS

Knock knock... Anyone home?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Aren't you a bit immodestly dressed for a Mormon door knocker?

Are there any Geordies here?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm a Smoggy about 40 miles south of Newcastle upon Tyne

US will cut off aid to Central American countries over asylum seekers | US news | The Guardian

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Which is like saying too many family members keep using the upstairs toilet because the downstairs toilet stinks, so we will blow up the downstairs toilet and that will stop them using the upstairs one.

You couldn’t make this up.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

They all know it is finished, they know the only way out of the mess is to cancel Brexit. BUT they cry that denies the will of the 17 million who voted to leave, stupidly forgetting that the country actually has 70 million people living in it 53 million of who did not vote at all or voted against brexit and are fucking pissed off with the whole damn business.

Does anyone think it's odd that I've never played a video game?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I rarely play electronic games, except for patience on the computer. I don't like them. I started playing guitar at 11 years old too, but to me every spare minute was spent reading, my one gaming indulgence was on visits to the seaside I liked to play Pinball, still do. My wife is an enthusiastic player of World of Warcraft, which I like to hear since the music is so good, but have interest in playing myself. But mostly when I look at the price of the blooming thins I just feel I could spend the money better elsewhere.

Ever wonder what happened to this society?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

It is a commentary that today even if you want to help, you dare not. 1 The "victim" may be playing possum, jump up attack you and rob you. 2 You may be blamed for the state of the victim 3 The victim may sue you for anything from malpractice, negligence and pain and suffering to rape, groping or robbing them. 4 You might "Catch something" especially if there is blood 5 But most likely it will take a great chunk out of your day, get you involved with the police and make you late for work or where ever you are going. the 11th commandment of 21st century life "Thou shalt not get involved, it is none of your fucking business dogooder!"

Breaking News: Trump will not be competing in this year's Special Olympics.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Devos and tRump are playing blame game volley ball over this, both tossing the poison ball to one another and desperately looking for a third party to slap in the face with it. "It wass'n me" they sing, both claiming to "give back" the money they have not yet taken away as an act of "Super generosity" when either of the could donate the entire $17million out of their personal pocket change.

Does this apply to YOU? Mabe only a few?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

There is no reason **To** believe in a god or gods

Oh Mitchy please explain.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

#McConnellogic What the report says is not of concern, the fact that it exist may be of concern even if it contains nothing of concern. The president represents the nation The report may endanger the security of and confidence in the president Therefore the report is of concern to national security and may undermine confidence in the nation in the person of the president. Therefore out of sight is out of mind, ignore it and it will go away nah nah nah I'm not listening QED

Welcome new member amymcmxcii

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

welcome

Have you been leafleted?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

“While this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him,” says Mueller's report President Donald Trump “total exoneration” He's not even trying to be subtle anymore. (but then was he ever)

It's teen slang!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

***Hard Brexiting: *** Telling everyone you're leaving the party as two bouncers are tossing you out ***Soft Brexiting: *** Telling people you want to leave the party but insisting you are taking all the booze and music with you and demanding the other guests pay for your taxi home. Edit ***May Brexiting: *** Saying you have left the party while still supplying the music and booze but only being allowed to sit in the kitchen and not talk to anyone. ***Farage Brexiting: *** Moving half of the party to a closed down pub in the next town because the first party had the "wrong" DJ and didn't have real ale.

Hey Guys! Do you find me a little sexy?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Rock on

Tiffany Trump's Russian vacation cost taxpayers $23,000

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Is she the one whose name he can never remember?

He's a loving God .

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

" or hath his stones broken." ???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l-BHTiilrI

What's for lunch?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I think that god may have been the first internet troll, I've had answers to posts on face book almost identical to that.

Thought we all needed something funny to cheer us up during this tense Brexit.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

She is wonderful, few people are so genuine living their lives rather than just existing.

A man can have many qualities but the truth is in this present time of complex living, if he does ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Truth is neither bitter nor sweet, it simply is. When you start assigning qualities to concepts you are open yourself up to the temptation to delude yourself. Facts are facts about individuals but generalisations are simply propaganda generated from hate and a need for revenge for often falsely perceived slights .

Earn money and keep control of money in your hand.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Sorry but that is just over entitled millenial bullcrap with a heavy dose of psuedo Machiavellian capitalist codswallop thrown in for good measure to justify a might makes right philosophy and what amounts in the end to Monarchist plutocracy. Sounds great, the result is victim blaming and the worship of money and the veneration of the wealthy and a despising of the poor as unworthy, which to a large degree is how the world got in to the mess it is in already.

Maybe I just don't understand humanity, like I thought I once did.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

You like so many others are coming at this the wrong way. Human beings are not developing violent tendencies, they are simply expressing their repressed nature, the same nature that governed human society and evolution for almost all of the existence of the species. We have in the west had almost five generations grow up since WW2 in relative peace, prosperity and the expectation that we will not have to take up arms to feed or protect ourselves. The horrors of two international bloodbaths made those who lived through them determined never to endure that again, but today's generation looks back and sees not horror but excitement, simple solutions to everyday problems and a time when no life that was not your own had value and they long for it. When the child screams profanity in the street, the urge to simply set an example by killing him, rises too easily in the mind of the one who feels helpless in the face of barbarism and a world without honour or even manners. Our base nature has been suppressed channelled and pointed toward sport, competition, business, economics, education. But still there is the need to feel worth and superiority to someone else, anyone one else. Then as the population has grown out of control, which each subsequent generation expecting more and more, at the expense of one part of humanity in favour of another, to the point where now poverty is seen in insufficient plenty, starvation is seen in obesity and attack is seen in simple presence and insult in disagreement. Personal Consequence is not even considered and seen as something not applicable to the perpetrator and self. Where once people fought for food they will fight over luxuries and call then necessities For many the last resort has already become the first reaction. Expect to see in the coming years more wars, civil unrest, street violence, cannibalism and the reinstatement of capital punishment on a scale not seen in 200 years. Death will become a way of life that people will simply accept as normality and the calls to "exterminate" the "other" grow and put monsters in power. Human beings are not, good, not nice, they are great and potentially wondrous, but they need control, purpose, focus, discipline and above all a sense of worth, this is the one thing religion has never given them without a call to war, but a true secular society might IF it can decide to do it.

When I went to USC and majored in philosophy my beliefs of the world were changed forever

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I had a similar experience in my early twenties I was give a copy of "A History of Western Philosophy" by Bertrand Russell, I read it cover to cover several times and that set me on a voyage of discovery that complete changed my whole life and way of thinking.

What is the main reason why you became a non-beliver or a believer of anything spiritual?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Give me a logical definition of the word spirituality that is supported by testable evidence, at that point I will be able to comment, at the moment you might as well be using any four syllables defined differently by every person hearing them.

It's time to acknowledge the announcement that season 15 will be the last for Supernatural.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I prefered Grimm

Paula White: the pastor who helps Trump hear 'what God has to say' | US news | The Guardian

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Why does it not surprise me that Trump likes to be made to kneel before a tall blond woman with an authoritative voice and told to worship?

What do you say about near death experiences where the person claims they've seen heaven or hell?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

If you hit two people hard in the back of the head, they will both claim to see stars, this does not mean they are astronauts, simply that they have had the same experience and experienced the same result. Like wise when people come close to dying they see a tunnel of light and have a feeling of levitation, their brain calms them to face the inevitable before shut down. Almost dying produces the so called near death experience, it is nothing supernatural, it is a natural reaction to a natural situation.

What Are Your Thoughts About Spiritualism ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I experimented with spiritualism for a few years, it is bollocks, cold reading, desperation and self delusion are all that keeps it going Greater World Christian Spiritualism have their own prophet, a dead Jewish elder who goes by the nom de guerre of Zodiac who claims to have known Jesus and has channeled several (very expensive) holy books from beyond the grave which the members of the NSA follow slavishly. They even have their own symbol, a cross with a letter z wrapped around it In this Greater World Christian Spiritualism is far worse than the United Spiritualist Church (who are pretty much universalist and don't even claim to be Christian) and the The National Spiritual Alliance (who have local branches in most countries that don't advocate stoning them to death)

Welcome new members Parlina1 and KeithJones.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

welcome to you both

Is this it?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

It is a no win situation, caused by a fucktard prime minister who ran away and left the government, parliament, country and colleagues to clean up the mess he made. To help out here is **Uncle Lennie's guide to Brexit** The leave side broke the rules and lied The remain side broke the rules and lied 17.5 million people voted leave on the basis of those lies 17 million people voted remain on the basis of those lies The EU advised against leaving we said we would leave anyway but under our conditions The EU said Pardon? We offered the EU a deal The EU said Pardon? We put the deal before parliament, who said no The EU said what the fuck? We put the deal before parliament again they said Hell no We went back to the EU and said we need a better deal The EU said "are you mad? You want to leave but on your terms, but you can't agree what terms among your selves and you want us to sort it out for you, so you can leave but still have all the benefits without paying the fees? We said, Yes... what's the problem? The EU went off in to corner to laugh quietly and make cuckoo noises at us. The Northern Irish people said, hang on we have an open boarder with a European nation, called the rest of Ireland, this is going to cause a war The government said no it isn't as a series of bombs go off in London from a long defunct terrorist organisation the IRA announcing they are back and will not stand for a boarder in Ireland again and to stand by for another 500 years of war. The government went Backstop Everyone went What? Government just kept repeating the word backstop till everyone stopped listening Government took the deal back to Parliament, Parliament said, Are you fucking kidding? This is three times, you can't do that it is undemocratic. The Government said Yes it is Parliament asked for another referendum The government said you can't do that it is undemocratic. A million plus people marched through London demanding an end to brexit The government pretended not to be in Five million people signed a petition demanding that government hold a vote on stopping Brexit, the government send angry e mails to everyone who signed calling them undemocratic, then followed that an hour later with another e mail saying because the petition had more than 10,000 signatures it has to be debated in parliament on the first of April The EU and the rest of the world await the next hilarious instalment of "Them crazy Brits"

It's contest time!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Announcer: Tonights guest of honour Doctor Sigmund Freud, Herr Doctor Freud is acompanied by his mutter. Mrs. Freud: Sigmund Don't pick your nose (Slaps his ear) Freud: Oh Mum please, not in front of my friends! Young Einstein (1988 )

Welcome new members CallMeDave and ponz111.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

hello

I love Japanese girls, they really know what to worship! (Kanamara Matsuri).

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

It is not just in Japan phallus worship is found all over the world, even in Christian buildings of the middle ages a stone phallus was placed over the arched doorway or in side of the alter to symbolise the church being the bride of Christ.

Which came first: society or a fear of god? | PBS NewsHour

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Religion is all about control, it is useful for governments to utilise it when you want people to start policing themselves and each other.

Ever feel ashamed of not believing?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Being the only sane person in a collection of deluded dimwits is nothing to be ashamed of. Would feel ashamed of not being a perverted deviant in a room full of paedophiles just because your thinking did not align with theirs.

Just a note that today, March 26th, is the birthday (3/26/41) of Scientist, and Agnostic/atheist ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Meme, unit of cultural information spread by imitation. The term meme from the Greek mimema, meaning imitated was introduced in 1976 by British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in his work The Selfish Gene. Encyclopedia Britanica

What are some of your favorite misquotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

A few movie ones Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again Sam" Oliver hardy never said "Well this is another fine mess you've gotten me in to Stanley" Jimmy Cagney never said "You dirty Rat!" Darth Vader never said "Luke I am your Father" NO Sherlock Holmes ever in film, TV or books ever said "Elementary my dear Watson" Jimmy Durante (this one is showing my age) never said "Dat's no Banana dats my nose" Charlie Chaplin never ever called his famous character "The Tramp"

What are some of your favorite misquotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

MY brother used to sing along to Bohemian rhapsody and swore the line was "Beelzebub has a grevil on his sideboard"

I’m starting to notice that this place is full of trolls...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

really?

Is there really a God to discuss ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Again define what you mean by a god

Ridiculous parts of the bible

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

It is more difficult to find bits of the bible that are **not** ridiculous.

My all time most puzzling aspect of Christianity.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

It simply plays on the idea that YOU are not burning in hell. IN England after the war there was an expression that summed up this mentality perfectly "I'm alright Jack, pull up the ladder" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvmi-R9UFek

To all the people that used to be Christian, how did you lose your faith?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

You cannot lose something that does not exist, you simply realise you never had it to start with, people kept telling you that you did. Classic case of the Emperor's new clothes

In the Bible where Jesus says "He who is without sin the first stone" Two questions come to ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

In that passage it makes a big point of saying Jesus was writing on the ground with a stick in the dust, I'm guessing some kind of warning to back the fuck off maybe? Pretty obvious if this was a prostitute they were her clients and they did not want to pay then perhaps their wives might have had an opinion on the matter, and under Jewish law a woman could divorce and demand recompence from an adulterous spouse. It begs the question how Jesus knew all her clientele and her profession, but friend of whotres and money lenders and all that, makes for some juicy blackmail fodder.

We read a lot of commentary about how hard it is to be an atheist in the Bible Belt but being a ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

It is not easy to be any religion in China at the moment, only five religions are tolerated Buddhism, Taoism, Protestantism, Catholicism and Islam, however churches, temples, mosques etc are being fitted with CCTV to monitor sermons and practices for anti government or anti communist content or even for pro communist teachings that place the party secondary to god, one catholic church accused of subversion was closed down by blowing it up, and another was boarded up over night, seized by the local government and reopened as a community centre. 7 Catholic bishops were arrested and replaced by government sanctioned bishops, who when they were told to stand down by the vatican refused as to do so would mean execution, when the church excommunicated the bishops, the chinese government "reinstated them and announced any priest who acknowledged the excommunication would be arrested and their churches demolished. This before you get in to "re-education" camps set up for Muslims. In one way religion getting a taste of its own medicine delights me, but two wrongs don't make a right. What really amazes me is that when faced with these consequences anyone would be stupid enough to stand up and declare themselves to be of a specific religion, instead just shutting up and keeping it private in their own home. But the church has a long history of praising idiot martyrs.

Do not go gentle into that good night Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Dylan Thomas.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ranks along side with The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats as my favourite poem of all time

A couple of believers have lately joined and ask questions like “Why don’t people believe in ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8dgN6x2EA

?? She's so curvy! You like her legs? Her buttocks?!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

NIce but she could do without the collagen plumped lips

Welcome new member Woodron.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Hello

What does one hen say to another? ????

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Groan

??️ Peek a boo... I see you...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Flash! AHA

This is why..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

The one renewable resource this world will never run out of is gullible idiots.

I really do.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I'm partial dyslexic, I do this all the time, thank microsoft for smell chuckers

Hey.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I think they sent it to me, I asked for black in that size they only had Purple, so that's what I got, don't worry I'll take good care of it for you.