Ummm... I'm not fast enough.

Livinlife comments on Feb 27, 2018:

The end might not be what you're looking for lol

I was informed today that I got the promotion that I have been trying to get for SIX MONTHS!!! I ...

Livinlife comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That's great! Congratulations

You do you,Dwight and, you know,whoever else...

Livinlife comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Rock on Dwight! Lose the mullett

That it is not.. coppertone girl turned into a leather shoe.

Livinlife comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Nope!

Go ahead. "Discuss"...

Livinlife comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That's not a rock, it's a stone! Lol

When geese fly in a 'V" formation...why is one side longer than the other?

Livinlife comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Lol right

Seems rather elaborate....I try not to judge though.

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Lol. Ignorance is bliss

Greatest failure?

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

To myself. I learned to take care of me. Im worth it.

Not a joke but I need to tell the world.

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Congratulations!

Is there a lesson to be learned from a "failed relationship?"

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

There better be.

Quote

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Absolutely!

Stir stir stir

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Ha!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Omg, lol

I can't help being atheist, that's just how God made me.

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Ha!

Me every Monday...

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Every morning

Flirting with the abyss.

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

She looks good in black

A young guy goes into a bakery and asks " How fresh is the cream in those cakes?

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I couldnt help but laugh at this. Hahaha

Wrong number

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Hahaha!

Swear Jar

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I hate when that shit happens

Who would you be?

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Now that's funny

PIZZA!

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Of course PIZZA! lol

That one person at work!

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Oh ya

That one person at work!

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Oh ya

Time to stop screwing around!

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Slacker. ; )

Avacado Man takes another victim...

Livinlife comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Along with his accomplice Kombucha Girl

Food allergies!

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Lol. Cute

Is God talking to you

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Ha! Right?

Judging me! It's written all over the face!

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Lmao. I'll ask my sons

I recently had cancer and have made it through treatment and had a clean CT scan.

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Congratulations on beating cancer! That's great! I would just thank the people who say things like that. Their hearts are in the right place and who cares if they have different beliefs. You have more important things to concentrate on. Like living! : )

Mindful living.

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I like this. It makes so much sense to me.

Two guys from Alabama decided they wanted to try ice fishing so the loaded up and went to Minnesota,...

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Ice fishing will forever remind me of Grumpy Old Men. Funny movie!

Two guys from Alabama decided they wanted to try ice fishing so the loaded up and went to Minnesota,...

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Lol!

CIA? Could it be?

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Lol. Now thats funny

Interesting read on GMO corn and health. [t.co]

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I wish they would stop effing with our food. People talk about vaccinations causing this or that, but I think all the crap that is put in and on our food causes more damage. Natural food is good for us. Chemical laden, fake, preservative laced food is not.

WTF is this all about! I can't figure out where the ass ends and begins.

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

All I can say is no. Just no.

How did it go for you when you came out as an atheist?

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I don't feel any need to formally come out. I have my beliefs. I allow others to have theirs. I don't care who approves or doesn't, so I just live my life. People who know can think what they want.

Other Atheist healthcare worker's?

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I work at hospital as a Unit Secretary on a Cardiac step down unit. Progressive Care.

What teachable moments do you give your children?

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I found that my sons would learn the most if we weren't "having a talk". If I wanted to learn something from them or make a point, I would play a game of horse with them, or something similar and just have a conversation. If we were having fun they weould engage. It really worked.

More bathroom humor. Just when I thought I couldn't get any lazier, I find this life hack.

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Good to know, lol

I have a neighbour who is very loud and extremely obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Hahaha

I hope the language doesn't offend

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Ok I hope it works this time

I hope the language doesn't offend

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

How wierd. I'll try it again

I should start coming down any minute, right? Talk me through this memers. I can't trip alone...

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Pretty high!

This is so well put

Livinlife comments on Feb 25, 2018:

That about sums it up

Yeah!

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I'm sitting here shaking my head

It's all fun and games until...

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Oopsy!

Even more bathroom humor....don't judge me!

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Lol. I love it. .... I mean the meme, not shitting and meming lol

What is the worst purchase you’ve ever made?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

My marriage license. : d

My Uncle Derek was found dead with a belt tied around his neck and a dildo up his arse.

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Hahaha

CW: this meme contains a reference to legos...oh and rough sex.

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I think it will take awhile

Is there any point in arguing with people who do not value truth or evidence?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I dont think its worth arguing about much of anything. Having a discussion and sharing ideas is great, but arguing is pointless.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I like this

An oldie but goodie!

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Poor Queen Elizabeth

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Ha!

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Ha!

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Ha!

What is your, "don't get me started on . . ." topic?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

When older generations talk down about or give a negative label to the younger generations like they had nothing to do with how they turned out.

Only if you're out of vodka...

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Absolutely ! ; )

It's closed, guys. It's closed

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Where is this located? Lol

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Ha!

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “High balls are on me!”

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Hahaha

I'm giving up drinking....after tonight.

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

We all have one

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Lol.

Milestones

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

What a love story!

Does this look familiar?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Looks about right

Where are the engineers at?

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I've dated two engineers, I don't recommend it.

Spring is coming! What do you most look forward to?

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I couldn't possibly pinpoint just one thing, but I do have a couple things I can list. My flower beds, longer and warmer days, opening windows.

I'm done adulting for today.

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Terrifying

Marriage..

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

For sure, lol

Do you think being on a site like this, with constant validation on a specific topic, can lead to ...

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I guess that is possible, though I dont think it will happen for me. I have my beliefs, yet I have friends who have different ones and I'm ok with that. My family runs the gamut in regards to religion. You honestly would have a hard time finding one that hasn't been at least tried on by someone in my family. Im cool with it. I like deversity

Tips for flirting with the crazy cat lady...

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Haha!

Parenthood be like...

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Sounds perfectly logical to me!

Mmn... Pizza

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Yep!

In what ways do people sabotage their own happiness?

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I let my fears take over at times. And the voice in my head? She can be an asshole at times, lol

Clearly....

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Too funny

My body is a temple...of tacos!

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Hahaha!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Lol!

The young couple that live next door to me have just made a sex tape.

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Omg, hahaha

I remember at school learning about pavlov, and I thought about how stupid his dog was.

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Woof

Yo mamma so ugly the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg

Livinlife comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Lol

Sadly seems to be true

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I plan to do my part

Sadly seems to be true

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I can hardly stand it.

Do these count?

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Well I like them, lol. Too funny

More cats....from the other side of the litter box.

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Demon cat!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Ha! Good one

Blushing....

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Haha

CW: This meme contains a reference to clowns, if you you are afraid of them.

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Lmao!! Wow hahaha

So this exists. Also, Pizza.

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Love the pizza

More truth.

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I feel this way about one or two people

Someone's granma leaving church or heading off to her night job.. you choose..

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I don't know, but either way it's frightening

Damn it, Cody..

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

This cracked me up. I have a son named Cody. He said he did this at Subway when he worked there on high school lol. Damn it Cody! Hahaha

Truth!

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Ikr?

Seems legit...

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I'll take mine with ketchup

Look, I said I'm in no way politically correct...

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Lol!

You may want to hit mute before reading this meme

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2018:

For sure! Hahahaha

RIP BG!

Livinlife comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Not really though. Haha

What about the Hotspot?

Livinlife comments on Feb 21, 2018:

This is how I felt today! Ahhhh!!!

Aye, aye, matey!

Livinlife comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Ha!

Another drug warning.

Livinlife comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Lol. Obesity is a problem. ; )

I just read that GMO rice is being banned in China...but not in the USA ...via the FDA.

Livinlife comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I don't know why we buy anything from China anymore. Too much toxic stuff. I also don't know why they let countries like ours and others send our toxic biproducts to them. I know it all has to do with money. At some point we all need to understand were all losing at some level